Submitted by: Lucailmotto

Submitted by: Vojtech
I’ve been sitting here wondering what it is about faux baldness that causes people to wear stupid sunglasses. Is it something out of a Jackass episode that I missed? A ritual from some sort of secret fraternal society? Then I came across this:
Submitted by: Tyler S
Someone, please. Get this guy some stupid sunglasses. I’ll pay for them. Just do it fast.
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Nice teeth.
the tacky glases aint going to help ur hair
What’s the matter with those guys, faking calvities ?
that’s gross
They look like rapists…
The guy at the top has shaved part of his head so he can have a child-molester combover? WTF???
I’m thinking some may be for looking like Carl from “Aqua Teen” for like, Halloween or something. He DOES wear the tank top and sweats, so IDK.
#3 makes me think this might be what Hannibal Lecter looked like at college parties (come on, maroon eyes? Am I the only one who read the books those movies were based on?).
Lou: “now andy, are you sure you want this hair cut of.”
Andy: “yeah I know”
Somehow this picture reminds me of Little Britain´s Andy Pipkin XD
WTF??? who gets a combover on purpose???
Remember Gary Oldman’s character in The Fifth Element? That first one, he’s totally going for that look!
I think I know the person in pic #1. OMG why would some one do that?
Just couldn’t wait 30 years for a REAL comb-over, huh? I’d like to be a fly on the wall in 30 years when he looks at this picture again and realizes what a dumb idea this was.