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This unfortunate addict has not only suffered irreparable skin damage, but also lost several layers from the top of his torso, exposing his ribcage and dissolving several major internal organs. Worse, his DNA seems to have mutated into an ugly necklace. Don’t be the next victim.
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Is that Pauly Shore?
Nah… it’s Max Headroom’s kid after a freak nuclear accident.
You promised me that New Wave wouldn’t be coming back! You promised!!!
just thinking the same thing. BIODOME!
I thought it was Pauly Shore too! No matter who it is – yikes!
I believe it is Pauly…..
This is one of the finalists in the “how much bad fashion can you pair up at once?” contest in Las Vegas, home of bad fashion choices!
He’s got it all, from his Fauxhawk and window blind glasses right down to the badly tanned knees from over-ripped jeans. In any genre or decade, this man stands out. If only those jeans were acid wash and the shirt tye dyed in purple over that graphic.
*laughs uncontrollably*
It is TOO a laughing matter!
I was expecting CSI to come in there and start scoping the crime scene. This guy looks like he was run over!
he looks like a dried out burned up turkey fresh outta the over. super creepy the way you can see his eyes behinde those horrable glasses. he looks fit for a canibal feast.
Wtf I think that he was a she …. Fuck….
That’s a male?! Obviously he isn’t wearing Ballroom jeans.
I’ve actually seen him on TV once or twice. Both times were about being a freakin’ weirdo. He’s some teenager from Scotland. I didn’t even think Scotland would allow him to live there looking like this? I don’t want to see this in a kilt.
Yes because we all wear kilts, all the time, despite of hometown!
Wow, that’s like you being from New York and wearing an Arizona State marching band uniform, way to go with the stereotyping!
..I bet his parents are proud.
i just puked a little in my mouth. ew
Aye, sory to say he’s from my neck of the woods. He was on “Snog, Marry, Avoid?” A makeunder show here in the UK. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SzTo1IAZ4s Shocker.
I actually watched this. Kind of funny. It isn’t exactly like our Yankee “Shoot, screw, or marry”, just in case you wondered.
yea i saw this, and was just like “aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!”
*sorry, even.
His pants don’t even fit…they’re not buttoned…not that there’s much substance there anyway, but WOW.
Fangirls…
I think it’s Pauly Shore.
Ur al fukin bang owt of order u dnt even no the lad! ross i think u luk fabulous darl. fuk thm lot!
That’s Ross. He’s cool
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Someone call Willy Wonka and tell him he lost an Oompa Loompa!
Oh my god that’s Ross….. I know him from college. Hahahahahahahahaha! Love it. <3
Holy shit, it’s white Jordy LaForge and he’s totally throwing a rave at the warp core.
Starship USS Douchebag… to boldly go where no one should ever go.
I’m getting a sunburn just looking at him.
First impression:
1. WTF was this person thinking?
2. Judging by the amount of alcohal it would take just to /think/ of dressing like this, I’m thinking they lost all their braincells.
3. Out of the two sexes of the human race, I think someone just created a third. (Seeing as they don’t exactly have anything going with the top /or/ bottom floors!)
So in a nutshell, I wish never to know this person’s name, because that would risk killing off any sanity I have left, leaving me a raving mad moron turned cannibal.
Your fly’s down, but that probably doesnt bother you.