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Dear Steve Jobs,
Send me one million dollars in small, unmarked bills, or I leave the house wearing this.
Sincerely,
Claude
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heh he looks like a young phillip seymour hoffman… i hope he is.
OK, I just vomited in my mouth!!
I didn’t think there was anything worse than a Speedo…. I was wrong.
O M F G
I am speechless.
Ow. If anyone needs me, I’ll be down in the laundry room bleaching my eyes.
SAVE SOME FOR ME!!!!! OH MAI GAWD!!!!!! ON SECOND THOUGHT!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!!
He’s got wood for God’s sake!
Ewwwwwww, Apple.
I’LL SUE!!! I’ll never be able to unsee that!!!
I am certain that this is a photo of my ex-boyfriend. Thank you, now I can send this to the world.
Yeah, now that you mention it, he kinda looks like an Apple-loving ex of mine too… Same dull, blank expression.
Rampage’s powerbomb slam
Where did he get this? Why did he put it on? Who took the picture (hmmmm, mom?), WHAT did he do next????
So. Many. Questions.
So many questions, most of them “Why? Why? WHY???”
I saw this pic a while ago and photoshopped my face on it and put it as my pic on a dating site. I had more replies than when I had my actual pic up. Either women like a guy how can make fun of himself or women on dating sites are pretty messed up. I have since deleted my profile there.
ARGHHHHH DAD!
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Think Different.
I sure hope there’s an app for that…
I don’t believe I’ll by byting into that Apple.
That just looks painful…
This is one of the oldest goddamned Photoshoppings out there, you guys.
Not sure if it’s an improvement or not:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/elric929/Untitled-1-7.jpg?t=1264685376
Is that a picture of a young Beau Bridges?
My question is, what exactly is photoshopped? The Apple logo? The Speedo logo? The swim suit? The face? The… contours?
And then again… WHY WHY WHY? Oh, is that a European socket next to his arm? That explains a lot.
“…and I’m a Mac.”
i. need. eye bleach. NOWWW!
…Holy hell, look at the junk on that guy O_O
The beauty of the iTank is that is comes in a variety of flavors – Lime, Blueberry, Grape, and young Beau here is modeling the Cherry.
I think we just found the new Apple spokesman for Mac vs PC.
lol it looks like he padded his crotch with some big Y shaped thing, i know its painful to look, but if you do look closely there’s a big Y white outline on the suit as if something is pressed against it going from his chest to his crotch o.O
(unless of course, you think his wood is around 3 feet long and splits into two after passing his stomach..)
Can someone say ‘Mountain Dew bottle’? Cause that’s what it looks like.
Now magine what some of you gals would look like in the same swim wear.Alot worst I’m afraid,but that doesn’t bother me as long as you let me wear my speedo.” Dam IT!” who started all this s**t. A Woman I suppose.
The pic just blew my brain away….Is he kidding?
If Steve Jobs walked out wearing this I’m sure the bugger would have made another fortune selling his own pics!
This must be why Jobs resigned.