
What’s better than having a phone in your shoe? Having a gun in your shoe, obviously. And just think, if PETA tries to throw paint on them, you can defend yourself.
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What’s better than having a phone in your shoe? Having a gun in your shoe, obviously. And just think, if PETA tries to throw paint on them, you can defend yourself.
Lady GaGa’s New SHOES! She’ll love them, especially if the heels are functional.
…Is it wrong that I really, really ant those shoes?
You and me both, Agent Orange…you and me both.
See, I don’t care about shoes normally, and don’t understand women who have the sort of fixation that leads to closets full of them. But these shoes are just ridiculously awesome.
I want them too.
I want them too. I’ve always wanted hooves instead of feet. Feet are gross.
I, too, want these shoes – if only to have a wicked accompaniment to a Mr Tumnus costume!
yes…it kind of is
Whoa…it’s almost like Bayonetta in real life…but she doesn’t have hooves.
My first thought: alternate weapon on Bayonetta?
It Pan/Bayonetta wear
I want these so bad… that’s so wrong.
It’s like Bayonetta killed a demon and is now wearing their feet as shoes…
Pew pew pew!
And how is this a fail?
I always thought goat feet would be awesome. Like mister Tumnus.
I’ve seen kinda similar shoes before; they were Fluevogs IIRC. Very high heel, about 4.5″, a 1″ platform, and the heel was split so it looked hoof-like. HOWEVER, the Fluevogs were black patent. These are about 1X10^23 times cooler.
I dont care i want those shoes!
The Rockettes could go on missions to kill enemy spies.
good luck getting those through airport security!
Why? This is so unnecessary and cruel to kill animals to make stuff out of them. Think people! The vanity must top. Greed & Vanity is destroying all that is beautiful.
“As long as there are slaughterhouses there will be battlefields!” Leo Tolstoi!
If this was say, made out of an endangered species of antelope in Africa, I’d agree with you, but it looks like it was made out of a goat’s feet, probably one who was killed for food anyways, so its not so bad. And besides, they’d make the perfect finishing touch to my Draenei costume for the next Blizzcon
First off don’t steal my draenei outfit. xD
Second… Goats feet are REALLLY small. How could they be real goat unless the person was a size 2?
Actually, I think these are made of cow, not goat…but I could be wrong.
Or Tauren…
Ginette please look up TOOL’s song Disgustipated on youtube. That song always gets stuck in my head when I read comments like yours…
RED ALERT PEOPLE! We’ve been invaded by a PEDA spy. -.-
okay, so if we eat them it’s okay but to use the rest of the “leftover” parts it’s not? That makes no sense. We probably killed this animal to make a burger out him, does that upset you too?
Ginette — What do you think happens to the feet of cattle who are killed to make burgers and steak? NO ONE IS KILLING COWS FOR THEIR FEET!!
Wrong actually. The USDA has tight regulations for most large scale slaughterhouses. Slaughterhouses sell the unwanted bits of the meat like the intestines and liver and other organs, including the bits like the feet and tongue, even the brain, to other companies. Most of the time they sell the meat to dog food factories. The hooves are used for dog treats and the like. Almost all of the animal, except for the inedible parts, are used. Perhaps you should get your facts straight.
Two words: pony play
Oh, for fuck’s sake
if it wasn’t for the gun heel and color it would be perfect for a WOW (world of Warcraft) costume
those would be sweet with razors attached to the front and sides too..;)
Hey Copper Mr Crime Stopper, what’s wrong with what we’re doin’? We just like to dance in our goat skin pants around this ancient ruin!
ginette is insane. those shoes rock and i’m going to find them and buy them! wonder if they come in black?
Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross. Cloven hooves are for critters with multiple stomachs and the devil. Gross.
Blech. Ptooey!
This is an art piece called “Vegas Girl” by Iris Schieferstein… in case those of you who want them are serious
Do you think Lady Gaga would wear them?
Awesome. I’d wear the shit outta those. <3
Those are teeth at the top, yes?
if i could find a pair that weren’t made out of actual animals feet, id buy em… i’ve always wanted a pair of heels that looked like cloven hooves… & no i’m totally not joking even a little.. yes i know i’m odd, but i’ve always thought it would look cool haha
these are gods own footwear
I have a feeling this started out as a dare.
These shoes are the best thing I have seen on here. They kick my deer skin boots ass!
These shoes start off with the reaction WTF, then they lead to an “Omg I want these.” Quite unfortunate that it’s an art piece. But I suppose it saves some time from PETA.
I would wear those, not gonna lie.
Those would soooo freakin’ rock for Steamcon in Seattle in November. The theme is Steampunk: Weird Weird West. I wouldn’t be able to walk in them, but dang I would just sit somewhere conspicuous and be the envy of all. Want!