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Submitted by: Alex via Submission Page
Based on the signage in the background (BART, Muni, the now-defunct Virgin Megastore), I can tell that this scene takes place in downtown San Francisco. So perhaps this dreadlock of varying widths is actually somehow a very detailed record of the last four decades’ worth of seismic activity.
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See, children, this is what happens when you don’t brush your hair.
I was just thinking the same thing; parents could use this opportunity to scare their kids into brushing their hair.
I’ve seen this guy before.
Me too!
Oh, man, I’m eating breakfast!! Nasty!!
and you choose to go on Poorly Dressed..? haha
Yeah way to go you pricks, make fun of a homeless man. Nice.
Well, no way he is NOT able to get a haircut!
Or at least wash his hair, in the rain or in some river….
ah~ san francisco, gotta love crazies there
This site is funny when the photos are of people who should know better.
Ooooohhhh. Is it me or do many of these pictures reflect that people are either a) zany in a cute, slightly tolerable way or b) completely out of their freekin’ skulls and likely post acid/LSD test subjects from some secret CIA compound…..
Well thanks, i wanted to eat lunch, now i dont anymore. And i’m about to go spend the next 2 hours brushing my hair.
looks like bark of a tree :/
Looks like hide of a roadkill.
It looks like road kill after it’s been run over by a few days worth of traffic.
I was gonna say, what is crapping down his back?
It looks like a beaver tail. I will never forget to brush my hair again.
As a matter a fact, locals do call this dirtbag beaver tail! What you might not have guessed is that this perverted hobo stands on busy sidewalks and gropes women as they walk by whilst he pretends to stretch.
victim here.
I can’t help but think the hair is a back up for toilet paper.
I *heart* my City. hee!
This is no mere dredlock, no no no, this is what we like to call a dredpatty.
The more disturbing thing is that I have seen this man when walking around downtown. Oh, San Fransisco…
ahh, i’ve seen him plenty around downtown.. yikes.
This mans name is Kevin. (we’ve called him Burnout Kevin for years.) He’s nice guy. Never any trouble. (just a little smelly.)
I’ve seen him around and have always wondered if his hair was some sort of project or experiment. Like let’s see what happens when I don’t comb my hair for thirty years. Sciencey!
Quick! Get me some scissors, or maybe one of those big hedge trimmers. Oy veh!
I think you’ll need a chainsaw.
Hey! I gave that guy a free pot cookie at Decompression!
who vomited down his back?
While my husband and I were walking from our hotel to Moscone Center for WonderCon two years ago, this guy deliberately bumped into me while walking past us, then looped back around behind us and did it again. Freaked the hell out of me. I’m never walking through that mall/corridor again.
Ah yes, Wondercon. Damn, is it fun. But I’ve seen this guy around. Also seen the same thing in Seattle too.
Just your average Roadkill Deerskin cap.
This is not San Fran. This is State Street – Madison, Wi.
Actually, it is San Francisco, and that dirtbag is the infamous “beaver tail.” Look across the street and see the Muni and Bart signs above the subway. Not Wisconsin.
it IS san francisco! notice the muni and BART sign? i would know..i AM in SF.
If you say this, you realize that you can’t possibly know what either downtown Madison or downtown San Francisco looks like. You have three clues Madame.
1) The city of Madison only has Metro Transit which is nothing but buses. Notice that nowhere in the picture does it say Metro Transit.
2) SF has BART [bay area rail transit], buses, MUNI trains, cable cars, buses attached to cables, and those mini three wheeled tourists vehicles which I’m constantly trying not to run over. And the picture clearly has BART and MUNI written in the background.
3) There is a Starbucks in the picture.
why doesnt he just cut it
We had a guy walking around KC for a long time that had MORE dreadlocks. Blond, skinny white guy. the problem I have with dreads on blond people is that I used to have a yellow cat (she passed of old age at 19…well loved and treasured pet). I don’t think I have to say more.
that’s SF!
hah! I know that guy!!
All hail The Mothership!
{btw, Market st. smells twice as bad as this guys hair looks}
longcat is long
Holy moses, I’ve actually SEEN that guy before. He begs for change on that corner.
I saw this guy in a Del Taco when I was visiting San Francisco last May. He was asking people for scraps of food.
Careful, making fun of old people might cause you to end up just like them. Just saying. :p
Awww….BART and MUNI spell HOME <3 And I'm quite sure I've given him quarters a time or two and I know I've definitely bought him Burger King a block over from where this was taken…..gotta keep the hobo population fed or else they'll come after you to feast on your brains.
One day baker bob went to sleep with his best furry friend Fido nuzzled in his long dread locks. He never saw him again. That was 10 years ago…
I feel like I need to comb my hair just looking at this….
nope, that dudes in Vancouver. Ive seen him around
actually there must be more than one person with that style, cause thats an american speed limit sign isnt it ? wow, it’s a hot homeless fashion I guess
Yep, definitely downtown SF. Seen him around a few times.
grossest pic evr. nevr post somthing like that again. just barfed. & lost my appetite. and then decided nevr 2 look at this site again. period. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!
You’re not supposed to wear things that your cat coughed up on your head, it just isn’t sanitary.
I believe I met that guy in Portland, Oregon. He was going around with a bicycle full of stuff so much so he could not ride it. Then he went from synagogue to synagogue until he found one doing a barmitzva and then he ate the free food and left. The guy was really creepy!
it’s beavertail!!! he likes to hang out at the hemlock and grab girls arms to ask them what time it is
holys**t, this guy has an identical twin in Edinburgh, Scotland. Same clothes, same hair.
I have seen this guy in Utrecht, Holland, a couple of weeks ago! That, OR this guy has an identical twin, but I strongly doubt that….
This guy “accidentally” “dropped” his keys when I walked past him, when I was holidaying in SF last year…
And by “dropped”, I mean, he lobbed them at me, right at my chest, and despite the fact they fell right there in front of him, on the pavement, he proceed to dive at me and pounce down my shirt to “retrieve them”…
My recently purchased loaf of sour-dough did not die in vain when I clobbered him over the head with it, squashing it beyond recognition…