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HRH The King of Tackistan


Fashion Fail - Pimp King ColeSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

God I hate fur. How many off-Strip casino floors do you suppose had to die just to make this one ugly coat? Given the way the King of Klass’s waistcoat buttons are straining under the pressure, I’m going to guess half of the Hard Rock and all of the Tropicana.

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  1. rahowa says:

    Where is PETA with their fake blood when you need them ?

    • Jami says:

      PETA’s too busy kidnapping peoples’ pets and killing them then tossing their bodies in a dumpster.

      • magana says:

        Er, are you talking about stray/lost dogs being rounded up and put in PETA’s shelters? In some states they’re killed after going three days unclaimed. Seriously, PETA are crazy enough already without you having to lie. Spreading black propaganda only makes you sound like an idiot.

        • Candi says:

          Isn’t rounding up animals, holding them only 3 days, and then “humanely euthanizing” them about the same thing as taking animals, killing them, and disposing their bodies in a dumpster?

          I know they can’t save every animal, but they should hold an animal at least a week to 2 weeks, so that they have a fighting chance at finding a new home.

          • noofa says:

            no, it isn’t.

            shelters are already overcrowded.
            more animals = less quality of living for each one.
            yes, it is very, very sad, but don’t only blame peta but also ex-owners and breeders!

          • Random says:

            You know it’s best to look shit up before you open your trap and come off as a retard.

            Shelters; round up strays, abandond animals.

            PETA: KIDNAP CREATURES AND KILL THEM. They have killed dogs who would have had homes otherwise! Animals that were being fostered, actual pets, they even lied and swindled a vet out of several dalmations that weren’t fucked up! They’ve stolen and killed service animals as death is evidently better than slavery!

            PETA KILLS ANIMALS. They KILL. I am sorry but they KILL and they LIED about it to people; going so far as to snap shots of the animals, give the pictures to the previous owners and then KILLED THEM.

            I’m sorry but what fucked up world do you live in where that equals the same thing as what most shelters do?

            Shelters actually give a fucking rats ass about the animals, PETA KILLS.

            DOWN WITH PETA FUCKS.

            • Random says:

              Oh also btw, you can actually go to a shelter, like what my dad did when some dumbasses let our dog out of the yard. And say that your dog went missing, if you find him/her can you please call us? Guess what.

              The shelter called us when they found our dog- and it wasn’t even the same shelter we had asked, it was another shelter in another town.

              Would PETA do this? NO. They’d have most likely killed my black fuzzy idiot instead of returning her home to me! Shelters =/= PETA.

            • danielle says:

              I don’t like PETA and I had a debate about it with my vegan friend who’s interning there this summer. Can you post some info about it? Like links so I can back myself up? Down with PETA, and down with fkin VEGANISM!

      • noofa says:

        boooo!

      • PsyXe says:

        I also agree with Candi. PETA is against no-kill shelters because of this “quality of life” issue. If they really believe in “animal rights” they should work in the same way as human rights: Do human rights activists advocate (and carry out) mass slaughter of people whose quality of life is too low?
        No, the real agenda is that animal rights groups (speaking not only of PETA now) want pet-keeping to eventually be outlawed entirely (which is completely logical if you believe in animal rights, it would be like slavery) and the only way to do that is to gradually decrease the number of pets that exist, by various means: first cutting down “acceptable” pets to cats and dogs only, then making breeding unacceptable, and finally euthanazing as many existing pets as possible.
        Now I don’t believe they’ll ever achieve this goal, but the intermediate steps (outlawing perfectly domesticated animals such as ferrets in NYC and California on the grounds that they’re “wild animals and belong in the wild”, killing lost pets before they can be reclaimed, and so on) can make life pretty miserable for pet lovers who care about animal welfare rather than animal rights. Google the difference.

        • warpedchef says:

          PETA also funds the Animal Liberation Front, which as far as I am concerned is a domestic Terrorist group. Since when is “liberating” animal fire bombing a dog pound? On top of the issue of PETA getting nailed when they bought massive freezers to install in their building that they use for storing bodies of the animals they kill, because dumping them the right way as bio waste requires them having a specific licence, which they do not. The President is on an animal based insuline, and the VP is only alive because of the vein transplant she recieved from a MEAT PIG. The whole organization is completely screwed. They prey on 14-17 year olds who they show the most graphic videos they can find to in order to make them shy away from the topic and sign up or sign petitions when the signatures will not count. The kicker to the whole thing is that more than once when i have spoken my mind to PETA members at concerts or other public arenas the representative I have spoken to has gotten VIOLENT. So outdated video, preying on kids,funding terrorists, killing more than 75% of “rescuded” animals and storing them in a freezer (great example of loving animals), and two hypocrites running the whole show

          • Sean says:

            and to think i thought this was about a man in a pimp coat

          • Random says:

            PETA would also rather steal turkeys from the slaughter instead of going and saving endangered animals…

            • coolnerd11 says:

              you guys all fail at commenting. its about gay clothes not animal shelters. sorry we cant spend all our time and money on some animals that are bound to die anyways, but seriously, take this somewhere else, maybe a place where people arent trying to have fun. and go take a shower u hippies.

  2. Grendel's Lair says:

    I always wondered what happened to Patrick Macnee after the Avengers.
    Glad to see he’s still the high point of fashion…

  3. Nic says:

    “Liberace & Son”….. “My Father the Pimp”…. “Dad the Gramma-Cougar Magnet”… the possibilities are endless!

  4. splcdpd says:

    i think he is from Romania , gipsy or aka Cocalar

  5. anon says:

    hungary, thats why i like you…

  6. Sparrow says:

    My boss wore something similar on Halloween – he dressed up as a pimp. On him, it was funny as heck, though.

  7. yolanda says:

    I’ll tell you, that man is wearing around $20k on his body in a rough neighborhood. Say what you want about him, just don’t say it where he might overhear you! You think this is overdoing it, wait till you see his car! His house? Fageddabouttit, you’ll never SEE his house, but believe it, his house is fancy. When you do meet him, his name is “Sir.”

  8. "Stripperella" says:

    Wow. All he needs is the hair style and he’s ready to reinvade the Narn homeworld

  9. adudefromashittycountry says:

    Sad thing is …he’s really from a country that exists somewhere on earth. Welcome to ROmania

    • therewegoagain says:

      these people are having fun around here, and you come complaining. Nobody cares about your complexes, shut up.

  10. Glicks says:

    The proper way to address the King of Tackistan is Your Ickness.

    Show some respect!

  11. Boog says:

    Look, it’s Burger King’s father!

  12. LordOfThePants says:

    This should read “the Sultan of Tackistan”. Has a much better rhythm to it.

  13. WhatDa? says:

    Isn’t that Joey Buttafuoco, and wasn’t that the outfit he wore on his first date with Amy Fisher?

  14. ZFiasco says:

    I told Dad that the rectangular ring was too much, but he just wouldn’t listen.

  15. tejasbullet says:

    “Sal spends much of his time travelling between NYC and Vegas”.

  16. Kay says:

    Former Vegas dweller, love the lead comment:
    God I hate fur. How many off-Strip casino floors do you suppose had to die just to make this one ugly coat? Given the way the King of Klass’s waistcoat buttons are straining under the pressure, I’m going to guess half of the Hard Rock and all of the Tropicana.
    Hus face isn’t bad-looking, once you can look away from the rest.

  17. You just got yogurted says:

    Oh look! the Burger King w/o the plastic face!

  18. marigold says:

    What is he wearing on his fingers? Doorknobs?

  19. clairvoyant says:

    He’s from Hungary. Check out his ‘necklace’.

  20. sayzme says:

    I didn’t know Burger King had a brother??

  21. Aukje says:

    I thought it was Eddy Wally, totally looks like the guy. Eddy Wally is a singer (well…singer…that’s what he thinks) from Belgium.

  22. Aukje says:

    Okay, allright, it isn’t Eddy Wally, but he looks like him!

  23. joe says:

    Nope, it’s actually the reason Romanians booed Madonna.

  24. Lizard says:

    Isn’t this the same guy from page 2 with the over sized necklace? I think the necklace really would have worked well with this outfit……….

  25. Lai-Lai says:

    I always wondered what the Burger King looked liek without his mascot head on.

  26. kittyluvr says:

    I’m in total agreement with Random & all of you that claim to love animals & support either PETA or the Humane Society need to do some research & give your money to small shelters that actually care for & maintain the lives of the animals that come to them. What PETA has been doing for years (ask them why they need an industrial sized freezer for their HQ when they prefer to just throw the bodies in random dumpsters) is playing up to animal lovers while killing them by the thousands & supporting terrorism via the ALF (& using donated money to pay for their attorney fees & court costs), so every cent you are giving to PETA & the Humane Society is being used to support lavish lifestyles of Ingrid Newkirk & her buttlicking disciples & to purchase “euthanasia” supplies to kill off dogs/puppies, cats/kittens that they will lie for or steal to take “out of slavery.” Get some facts & refuse to support these kooks. The shelters I support need all that they can get as more pets are being given up as the economy is causing folks to lose jobs & homes, while PETA & the HSUS is holding lavish galas to rub shoulders with idiot celebrities. If you love animals (& please remember, humans are animals too!) do NOT support PETA, HSUS, or the ALF terrorist organization.

  27. givemeagun says:

    guys he is hungarian, he lives in Gyöngyös, we know this guy :D
    he’s a contractor if i know good
    (sry for my bad english lol)

  28. Googligoo says:

    What’s with the ascot?? Oh..wait….

  29. sean says:

    the italian burger king franchise
    “ay have it your way kapish”

  30. San says:

    Ez egy büdös magyar cigány!! Azzal foglalkozik hogy más emberek pénzét veszi el…

    This is an Hungarian Gypsies stink! To deal with other people’s money into it …

  31. Sasa says:

    he is Italian somewhere on this blog there is his another picture where on his T said ITALY and there is picture of Madonna not the imaginary land of Taichistan, Italy for sure.

  32. Devina says:

    As a Vegas Dweller, I have to comment this. The Tropicana is actually on the strip. LOL.

    Rio and Palms could work though!

  33. Joe Mama says:

    This is the real reason John Gotti served time in jail.


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