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“Oh man, I really want this nacho-cheese flavored pizza roll, but if my coworkers see me eating it at my desk, I might look stupid.

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  1. Mad_Hatteress says:

    Cos Play in public, always fun(ny)!

  2. Jessica S. Lopez says:

    That’s pretty awesome. I’d wear that.

  3. Dawn says:

    Anime in real life!

  4. Cait says:

    Awww, she’s dressed up DJ SiSeN style. And she’s in Family Mart!!

  5. Blargle says:

    She’s a ganguro girl, its another one of those crazy styles of dressing in Asia. I don’t really see how this is a fail.

    • Blargle says:

      Actually I stand corrected. Its Harajuku Candy Girl. Its close to Ganguro though. But its the Candy Kid Raver people with the rainbows and bright colors.

      • Anagre says:

        Close, but not quite. It’s called Cyber Goth, popular style in Japan and Europe. Look up DJ SiSeN and Takuya Angel, and those are the two biggest icons for said style. Harajuku Candy Girl is pretty close though.

        • Lizard King says:

          You 2 need to get laid badly. To actually study this stuff is beyond the borders of ridicule. Please don’t send an ancient ninja cult on me plz.

        • Crystallia says:

          No offense, but last time I checked, ‘cotton candy’ and yellow wasn’t “goth.” ._.

          • Maggie C says:

            I didn’t think so…

          • BlackWidower says:

            He said CYBER goth. Not Goth.

          • Charlotte says:

            They’re only “goth” insofar as they wear heavy eyeliner, listen to stompy industrial, and, uh, probably like Nightmare Before Christmas more than is necessary.

          • Jack says:

            there is such a thing a candy goth and what you are looking at is candy goth

            • little bunny foofoo says:

              Actually, kandi goth (being as I AM kandi goth and have a pretty good idea what it is) is the same as plain old goth, except that one might wear obnoxious amounts of kandi (rave beads), and even then, that’s generally only to raves. Most kandi goth simply dress goth day-to-day. :)

          • GothiclovelyNaruChan says:

            Cyber goth is amazing and last time I checked I know a lot of goths who wear bright colors so… fail..

          • Kinetic says:

            wow… u “regular” people have a distorted knowledge about what’s GOTH. it’s not only black stuff…. We don’t quite study the styles… It’s a way of life. Let’s say Goth is a way of life and within the goth style are many different sub-genres…. Cyber goth is one of them and to tell you the truth, cyber goths often wear coloured outfifs, with bright colours (normally UV reactive clothes) I guess you should do some research not to be talking about something that is unknown to you and to prevent you from looking like an ignorant….

        • laz says:

          actually, it is candy girl. Or in western culture, possibly cyber. CyberGOTH is something different, though the mistake is easy to make. Cyber utilises bright, claching colours, while cybergoth uses more blacks, and sombre colours with perhaps one bright colour. The music is also different; KMFDM instead of DJ Sisen. Gas masks instead of babies dummies…stuff like that. It’s more dystopian and indistrial.
          Just want to point that out because it’s something I’m a part of, that’s all

    • HUUUR says:

      She’s not a ganguro; notice how she isn’t and doesn’t have panda makeup

    • Props to anyone who gets that joke. says:

      You’re ALL wrong! It’s Betty Spaghetti! Where do you think shes been all this time? -_- Idiots.

  6. stonker says:

    That’s pretty awesome. I’d hit that.

    • nogphille says:

      agreed, not many people could make that costume work…

      • justreply says:

        Umm … idk if ya read the comment above, posted on MARCH 9th, but it says that’s “she” is a “he” — DJ Sisen (google it) — So Ya’ll be doing a dude! — check b4 u insert!

        • nogphille says:

          ugh, yeah, realised so after commenting… anyway, u could see the misunderstanding as he looks like a pretty hot (in my taste) female at first glance…

          • Agent Orange says:

            You were right the first time. That IS a girl. Her name is Ayumi and she is one of DJ Sisen’s friends.

    • Otto says:

      This is a boy. So I hope you’re either bisexual, gay or pansexual.

  7. marxz says:

    let me guess it’s the Circle K in Harajuku?

    if so that would mean the ppl to the right are the poorly dressed in this photo..

  8. astra says:

    i will never tire of candy kids out in the real world. looks like s/he REALLY needs food too…

  9. geekgirl says:

    I think she looks cute

  10. Laurie-Anne says:

    LOL “She” is not dressed up as DJ SiSen ; HE is DJ SiSen.

    • Lara says:

      It is not SiSen, but a friend of his :) Her name is Ayumi, she’s another Japanese model. She’s got some pretty great outfits. The boots are made by Swear (think Spice Girls), the skirt I do believe to be Cyberdog and the hair is a bubblewrap wig made by [A]narchy Hair in Harajuku, the same people who make SiSen’s wigs.

      • Emily says:

        I knew that person looked familier, thanks for clearing that

      • Victoria says:

        I am so glad somebody else knew who she was.
        As soon as I started browsing through the comments like, “Are you people serious? D=”
        kudos to you.

      • MJOK MONSTER says:

        THANK YOU!! ur like the only non moron here…everyone thinks that every cyber dressed asian is sisen… >_> oh and ayumi doesnt model anymore.. she kinda dropped out of the tokyo decadance scene after drama with c-sama :x

  11. pepped says:

    I have something to day.

    I need her shoes.

    That is all.

  12. guy says:

    That’s fucking hot.

  13. Pookums says:

    Not ganguro, not Sisen, cybergoth (I’m so hip). Fun stuff.

  14. Tadjio says:

    Well, I’d seen a couple photos of him before, but I never knew who DJ Sisen was until today. Thanks, internet.

    And I’d totally wear something like this out to the local K-Mart at about 11pm to get some doughnuts or something. Especially those shoes.

  15. Sparrow says:

    I would so wear that outfit. And I actually dyed my hair almost exactly like that once. On purpose.

  16. PuMa says:

    Ey, its AYuMi! :D And its a SHE. That picture was taken after a party, btw ^^’

  17. Kelsie says:

    I like it. Cyber goth. I have a wig like that but it’s purple and black.

    • Blargle says:

      Look up on Google, Candy Kid Ravers, and open another tab. Look up Harajuku, both in the images section. Combine those two styles together. Now, open another tab and look up Cybergoth. Compare… The two are nothing alike. Its a Harajuku Candy Girl. The hair style itself may be cybergoth, but the rest of her outfit, along with the colors make it a Harajuku Candy Girl Raver. I know cybergoths do wear some colors that are out there, but the majority of it are neon colors with black, thrown in.

      • Kelsie says:

        I confess, I’ve always just sort of grouped them all together under “ravers” (candy, cyber goth, cyber punk, gravers, etc). That’s what I should have said.

        As a cyber goth myself, I would wear that though. :)

  18. PunksKillPeople says:

    God, that is so cool. I would totally wear that. I don’t think I’d rock the hair, though, I look better with a more Trinity-esque cybergoth look.

    Still, I think it’s a gorgeous outfit and I WANT THOSE BOOTS.

  19. Mariah says:

    When I was a little girl, I want my dolls to come life. And somewhere, a little girl made the same wish.

  20. Sendai Merida says:

    She’s an undercover detective. Love the shoes.

  21. SlightlySpiteful says:

    OMG IT’S BETTY SPAGHETTI!

  22. that’s Ayumi :) runs in the same cirle as DJ Sisen. someone sent me this link asking if it was me ?? god damn i wish i was as stylish as her!!!!

  23. Wren says:

    Whatever he or she is, it’s hot!

  24. Alyssa says:

    This doesn’t belong on this site. Thumbs down, because this is not a fail.

  25. Durden says:

    Japanese. This is probably a little mundane for them. I definitely would not call this poorly dressed. She’s probably a fashion trend-setter there. Next week there’s gonna be millions of Japanese girls dressed in this exact style.

  26. Sarge says:

    Yikes! And I thought western kids dressed strangely these days. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Japan is a strange, strange country.
    But we still ove you, Japan.

    **The Sarge hugs Japan**

  27. Tillion says:

    I have boots like that… And when I’m forced to drive my sister and her friends places, I wear weird stuff, but not as colorful as that.

  28. violetxrain says:

    Love it.

  29. Natalie says:

    I wish I had a skirt shaped like that, a mini skirt that isn’t just a tube of short fabric.

  30. Maggie C says:

    Call me an old fart, but those clothes look like stuff he’s/she’s pulled out of a dumpster, especially the boots.

  31. TimCubeNinja says:

    On da south side of the candy cane kingdom a sista gots to do what a sista gots to do. Rainbow bright went gheto and she aint commen back.

  32. TimeCubeNinja says:

    on da south side of the candy cane kingdom a sista gots ta do what a sista gots ta do. Rainbow Bright just taking care of business, thats all.

  33. BlackWidower says:

    Okay, I love that because she seems to be in Japan, and you know everyone who passes her would say, “Huh, well there’s something you don- actually you do see that everyday because it’s Japan.”

  34. punkydoll says:

    This is why I love Japan.

  35. wow, that was speechless.

  36. init4laughs says:

    It’s Rainbow Brite……..goth and all grown up!

  37. Taytay says:

    she was prob cosplaying!

  38. Ab says:

    Not uncommon to see people dressed like this in Japan.

  39. Tanuki says:

    This is DJ Sisen… This is a dude. Don’t be fooled.

  40. Zombie says:

    Harajuku girl? yep. Yay for Japan.

  41. lolwhut says:

    I know her XD She lives in florida.

  42. Bizzle62 says:

    This is lame. Most people don’t even realize that this isn’t even a real person. It’s a big blow-up doll.

  43. torimiko says:

    ah, that’s is totally awesome…however I see no proof that is this a female. Welcome to the world of real cosplay!

  44. aphexZero says:

    burn it, burn it with fire!!!!111!!!1!!

  45. Justinsane26 says:

    In Love… win!

  46. Juankmu says:

    I like how she’s wear. WHY?!!!

  47. gossiku says:

    Thts Ayumi Dosanko,one of the big icons in cyber goth Japan scene.SHE is a FEMALE………..noobs

  48. kandi3 says:

    this is AYUMI from tokyo decadance
    not ganguro or cosplay =)

  49. I Stole Your Hat says:

    I want to wear that…

  50. Cherie says:

    Lol she looks like the spawn of Bill Kaulitz and Rainbow Brite.

  51. Twisteddoll says:

    Ayumi! XD Ganguro? Hell to the No. Whoever said that doesn’t know.She’s a Tokyo club kid. I love their sense of fashion.

  52. crazed says:

    Rainbow Bright, all grown up

  53. Lynn says:

    BAH! How dare you make fun of DJ Sisen!!!

  54. Lynn says:

    ne’er mind, that is Ayumi…..Sisen has a similar outfit

  55. omi says:

    very sisen, Love it.

  56. Jasper says:

    HA! that’s actually a quite neat outfit… a little extreme behapes, but non the less quite well done… hehe

  57. Lolmeter says:

    Whatafail

  58. ahmose says:

    say what you will, but around my friends, that person wouldn’t stick out much, LOL.

  59. SexBox 360 says:

    I don’t care what she is, or supposed to be.

    I just want teh sex.

  60. Lol says:

    DJ Sisen !

  61. Demarion says:

    I wish I could see more pics of her <3 Love her dreads.

  62. Celestia says:

    I’m sorry, but this is just cool. I don’t know what it is, but it reminds me of rainbow bright when I was a kid and I DIG IT!

  63. Slyver says:

    I think i saw this in Transformers 3:Attack of the Fagicons.I think it transformed into either the Love Boat or an Ass Clown Car.I cant remember.

  64. Slyver says:

    Shit,i would do her while wearing that outfit…And then feel deep deep shame.And drown it with Yager.

  65. Shirokuma says:

    Love it!

  66. Momo says:

    Guys, he’s not cosplaying. That’s DJ SiSeN. I love him!! <3

  67. violetxrain says:

    What can I say, I simply love it.

  68. fff says:

    Jesus you’re all ridiclous.
    It’s CYBER GOTH.
    and that “she” is a HE
    who happens to be DJ SiSeN.

    Just beacuse the certain style is called cyber GOTH doesn’t mean it has to be all black and death n shit.

    It’s assosicated with the rave culture. -.-

    Don’t talk BS until you actually know your shit.

  69. 1 its Kandi kid. 2 this style is DEFINATLY cyber goth. i may not be from japan, but i do live in brooklyn AS a rave promoter. i know what IM talking about. i see kids dressed up like this for our parties ALL the time.

  70. Zoppy says:

    waaaa, that’s Ayumi xD

  71. cake says:

    That is so freaking adorable. <33

  72. Amy says:

    Its Ayumi!
    Shes awesome, and not poorly dressed!

  73. kaci says:

    she looks like she belongs in an anime

  74. Anony Mous says:

    Who cursed little Susie’s troll doll?!?

  75. Darth Pants says:

    Rainbow Shite…

    Scruffy AmiYumi…

  76. shiroineko says:

    haha i actually know this girl.
    she is japanese and part of cyber-kei which is like crazy cyber style and a bit like techno style in other countries just (like most scenes in japan) blown up to to much. Its the oposite of visual kei which apears to be quite dark and gothic.
    for me living in japan it became pretty normal seeing these people but i can imagine its stange and funny to people who never got in touch with it.

  77. niamhie says:

    can somone pass me the eye bleach?

  78. pandaxstar says:

    Yeah….she’s a he…and that IS DJ Sisen haha!

  79. ella says:

    surfing on poorlydressed.com, my brother just commented ‘oh, THAT is nice… but I don’t know what it is’ =D

  80. BorderlineCrazy says:

    NYAAAAAAAAA~! She’s so CUTE!!<3

  81. Tripitaka says:

    i don’t care if it’s a he or a she. i would do …erm… it!

  82. Ari says:

    Most of you guys are retarded. This is DJ Sisen. He is a male DJ in Japan popular in the cyber and rave scene.

    This picture is straight from his myspace. Google it.

  83. Deko ZhuZhuu says:

    DJ Sisen, yay! <3

  84. Nia says:

    Omg! This is my friend rachel on halloween. She told me. lol. i swear on our friendship it’s her!

    • MJOK MONSTER says:

      well then your friends a liar coz this is Ayumi one of the performers from tokyo decadance… who lives in japan…. people need to stop pretending to be people theyre not….

  85. beez says:

    either way….. sexy as hell…

  86. GothiclovelyNaruChan says:

    ACK!! This makes me WANT to go from lolita/romantigoth to cyber goth!! This is epiccc!!!!!!!

  87. Loki says:

    That is actually AYUMI (girl) a friend of DJ SISEN (boy) and the style is named Cyber-Kei, some people say it “J-cyber”. Another random crazy awesome Popular style in japan.

  88. Loki says:

    Oh yes and to clear all doubts, here’s her myspace:
    http://www.myspace.com/ayumi_dosanko

    • Otto says:

      That is not the person in this picture… I know Kai, and also Kai is a boy.
      So, actually, this doesn’t clear anything up.

  89. Christy says:

    I have to say: LOVE the hair. Anyone have any Spaghetti sauce?

  90. maria says:

    you guys are all insane!!! This is creepy. Its like a walking nightmare involving gum drops and sherbet ice cream. This is the ultimate fail…under the one of the fat old guy wearing underwear and combat boots with his face painted as a clown in a couple pages.

  91. Mote says:

    I actually think it’s pretty cute, whatever it is. And pretty ballsy. Not many people could pull that off, but she manages.

  92. Jenelle says:

    Okay, really…GOTH is a style of music. Same as hip hop, country, rap, and metal. Goths are the FOLLOWERS of GOTH music FOR EXAMPLE Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees and Dead Can Dance. Yes, you have your different goths but like you have your “gangsters” for rap and hip hop, you have your metal heads for metal music. You can MAKE it a way of life…but generally speaking…listening to The Birthday Massacre and wearing all black doesn’t make you goth anymore than eating junk food will make you skinny.

  93. Kinetic says:

    Jenelle, i agree with you. But, first of all The Birthday Massacre is not goth music, second it is a way of life. It’s not like you wear just black, listen to Bauhaus or whatever and then you’re goth. Just like wearing streat wear and listening to Hip-Hop or Rap doesn’t make you a gangster, but most of the people that do so have that specific way of life. I could be listening to something like VNV Nation or Noisuf-X, wearing jeans, a random t-shirt and snickers and be (in some way) cyber. It’s all in the mind i guess. If you live for that, it doesn’t matter what the f*ck you wear.

  94. mbaa says:

    i wanna see her moms face when she is going on with her to go on dinner :D

  95. mbaa says:

    going out* ma mistake *blush*

  96. andyceja says:

    It’s Japan, for all we know that could be a guy. Just saying.

  97. NemuriHime says:

    i love SiSeN!

  98. Otto says:

    FUCK YOU. Kai is a nice boy. I love him and he doesn’t look stupid at all.
    Nutfucker.

  99. Vampie Oreo says:

    i don’t care what you guys are arguing about. why try to label everything?

    why does the way she’s dressed need to be any sort of genre of dressing or whatever bs.

    i think she looks great. so :P

  100. libra says:

    lol
    SiSeN is not so tall like Ayu…
    I wonder what he would think, that all think Ayu is him…
    Little Cyber Princess! (a name HE gave himself I do know SiSeN is male)
    ^__^

    But yeah, it is Ayu…

  101. Thingie says:

    Heehee, so cute.
    Looks like a video game character in real life ^-^

  102. Mkatsi says:

    Yep, that is DJ Seisen, and personally, I love the style….and I’m guessing he’s famous cos lots of other people dig the music and style too.

  103. Rook says:

    I just keep wondering if the hair grows if you shove play-doh up her ass… seriously.

  104. wow-wah-wee-wah!! says:

    Only in Japan tsk tsk *shaking my head*

  105. Chibi says:

    SiSeN!!!!

  106. k-fad says:

    that’s SiSen’s friend Ayumi…NOT SiSen!

  107. Everafterflower says:

    I would wear it, that’s absolutely creative and fun, I think people who make fun of those people, like that, in the rave/cyber/ whatever box you want to stuff it into, really lack that simple spark of life. I wear dread falls, run around in fuzzes, and do so outside of a rave, or club, and you know what, People Like it :P I’ve never been made fun of, and i wear it because i like it, because its pretty and different and unique, And those who don’t like it, try it, you never know.

  108. Hypoksifilia says:

    Whoever that is, he’s extremely hot, intuitive, inventive, talented and beautiful. I love that style! Try to wear accordingly whenever I have time. His hair, make up, clothes, everything… His a candy. And so hot.

  109. Takuya Angeler says:

    Ugh people that’s not DJ SiSen, it’s Ayumi, who is a fellow friend of SiSen’s and models I do believe as well as SiSen for Takuya Angel.
    The style is Cyber Goth. I’ve watched Takuya Angel’s Fashion Shows and seen both of them modelling. IT IS NOT SISEN.
    Being Cyber Candy would actually require some kandi on your wrists and around your neck no? Cyber Goths dress in bright neon colours as well as dark colours.

  110. evol_xoxo says:

    What’s sad is that the girl underneath all of that is probably smoking hot.

  111. kandi says:

    THIS IS NOT CYBER GOTH IT’S CYBER-KEI ( IN JAPAN) ONLY CYBER/RAVE WITHOUTH TERM GOTH

    and it is not SISEN it’s AYUMI and she is cute =D

    • ENZO says:

      THANK YOU. You are the first person that, while reading this thread, didn’t make me want to torch Earth. In fact, you deserve a high five and Five Starz. :3 -high fives and awards Starz-
      Cyber-Kei is completely sugoi, and it cracks me up how everyone is mistaking poor SiSeN for Ayumi. XD

  112. sweetfwuffy says:

    At least she has the body for it ;D

  113. Anonymous says:

    She’s so pretty~ I love Takuya Angel. None of their clothes belong on this site.

    • ENZO says:

      THANK YOU. All three of these statements are utter fact. High five!
      I wonder if SiSeN would be pleased or irritated at the fact that everyone keeps mistaking Ayumi for him. XD

  114. juls says:

    hahahahaha, ugly.

  115. sar sez yes says:

    dj sisen! woot woot!

  116. Katie says:

    I want her to use my face as a toilet.

  117. GothicNightmare says:

    i gotta admit, this is really AWESOME <3

  118. BVKitteh94 says:

    I think it’s pretty awesome actually. :-)


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