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Damn, Britney! When your people suggested that you put on a bra, this is NOT what they had in mind.
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EYE BLEACH! EYE BLEACH! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE GET ME SOME EYE BLEACH!
Xin…? I don’t think there is enough eye bleach in the universe to erase that image! Unfortunately…I live on the Venice Boardwalk & have been super unlucky enough to have seen this person up close in real life.
From that I will never recover
Ahhhh, Venice Beach….this really isn’t all that unusual for the things you see down there on the Boardwalk. He’s probably walking down towards the “Muscle Beach” part of it where the outdoor gym is. Now THERE’S the eye bleach part for me!
Oh dear God, why? This man has made me a Native resident of So Cal craved the cold of Northeast. At least for it is requirement for heavy clothing. Where is the mystery? My eyes..they burn. That image is burned into my eyes.
He’s a classy girl!
Dude looks a bit like Donald Sutherland…and I say that with full apologies to the entire Sutherland clan.
So that is what REALLY happened to Captain Phil from deadliest catch.
This is easily the worst dressed example you have ever had on this site….and that’s saying something!
Agreed x2. I mean, even if this outfit were on an attractive woman instead of a bearded walrus, none of those pieces match any of the others, and…those shoes! WHAT was he thinking?
Pass the high-power eye bleach, please.
Note to self: Don’t eat while on http://www.porlydressed.com
shame.. hes got such nice hair..
LMAO, I thought the same thing! LMAO LMAO… The great tit’s above was great too!!! LMAO…… OH GOD HELP ME!!! LMAO LMFAO!
worst. outfit. ever.
That’s, that’s…that’s a nursing bra with the cups cut off….. There should be a LAW that if you choose to dress this way you must first print out handouts with your reasoning for the outfit to give to passerby. Because there’s too much WTF going on here to process.
Ha,the sign in the back says unlimited calling.I guess Brittany is now a prostitute.GO BRITTANY!
I can’t help but wonder… what cup size is he?
wholly Jesus, that must have been some party
I am trying very very hard to believe that this guy just bet heavily on the Colts in the Super Bowl and this is his bookie’s way of letting him off the monetary hook …
Thank you for giving me something to go on. Yes, that is the reason this man is sporting a half-arsed attempt at appearing as a woman. I’ve wondered, why do guys do this half way? I mean, with a dress and a beard you’re not fooling anyone.
My eyes, my eyes! THEY BURN!!!!!!
And they’re bigger than a lot of girls’…
I haven’t been to Venice Beach in years but this comes at no surprise.
fap fap fap fap fap
UNLIMITED CALLING $55 PER MONTH- THATS JUST INSANE!
XD
Looks like someone lost a bet…
Holy Lord. Please strike him down where he stands.
Woww.
Fatass AND manboobs.
On the next “Deadliest Catch.”
I KNOW THIS GUY!!!! he used to come and hang out in our cafe in west hollywood all the time, usually less-dressed than this!! we nicknamed him “puff the magic drag queen”. He smells like a pile of used diapers and we would occassionally kick him out when he’d sit at one of the table with his balls hangin out!!! i see he got a new wig as well, he used to rock a big curly red one. Sadly, i think he has money because whne he was done parading around he would drive off in a pretty nice SUV. go figure…….fuckin hollywood.
Ugh, I know this guy too. See him far too often in West Hollywood. He does smell. And he’s comparatively covered up in this picture…yecch.
This guy is always around West Hollywood. Some one should do something about him. I really hope someone driving sees him on the little girls bike that he rides in a thong and runs him over. No jury would convict.
What the f*** is wrong with this sourpuss?!? If you are a guy living in an are where you can dress like that without getting arrested, SMILE YOU F***!! Have a good time and don’t look like you are about to f***ing kill someone!!
$55 for unlimited calling? I’m appalled at these lousy prices!
Hm-m-m-m…very, um…sassy!
I am happy for Jessica Simpson with her boyfriend. They look such a nice couple. You can tell by their eyes that they are very much in love with each other
wow. that’s one hell of an aweful outfit.