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Sleep with One Eye Open, PANTS

Fashion Fail - Apple Bottom Jeans?
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Sometimes pants look like they’re too tight, occasionally to the point of discomfort.

But these pants look like they have an active vendetta against their owners. These pants look like jerks. If I saw them walking down the street, I would punch them.

Of course, then I’d probably get arrested for punching an unsuspecting woman in the thigh. But it would be worth it. Stupid pants. *shakes fist*

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  1. Jerry Chance says:

    What DO these ladies look like from the front???

    JC

  2. Jexxa says:

    Well THAT’S unattractive.

  3. Ragtatter says:

    Just because your bra “lifts and separates” doesn’t mean that’s a desirable thing for ALL articles of clothing to do.

  4. Christine says:

    I think they must be olympic bobsledders.

  5. Anna says:

    How’d they even get those pants ON?

  6. Kim says:

    I am reminded of a quote from Penny Arcade: “It will take a team of spelunkers a week to get this thing out of my ass.” That is one wedgie from hell.

  7. holy cow! says:

    I think the top part was painted on. *shudder*

  8. Bride of Shrek says:

    Seriously guys, I’m getting sick of you posting photos of my grandma without her consent….

  9. jOHN says:

    Nicccccce

  10. John says:

    Looks damn good to me….

  11. ISUCK says:

    Wow i wish every chick with a sweet ass had to wear these pants. Defninitally the second hottest pic on this site. Please do not hate on smokin hot booties.

    • slupine says:

      No kidding… considering those women have nice asses, I’d say this is a fashion win in their case, not a fail.

      Though I do wonder how they get them on… and how on earth you’d get them OFF.

  12. SonicGTR says:

    DEM ASSES

    *bites upper and lower lips*

  13. Twisted Sister says:

    When your pants are so tight they’re pulling your butt cheeks apart, it might be time to go up a size or five.

  14. ashiiya says:

    There’s more to girls than their looks, same goes with guys. As for the pants, they might as well just not wear the pants and go gaga with it cause it looks like they’d look fine (at least from the back) if they do.

  15. katelynjean0708 says:

    bahaha! id totally punch them too!

  16. init4laughs says:

    It’s the Bubble-butt Twins!!!

  17. Ally says:

    well thats…um…yeah…TMI

  18. tejasbullet says:

    I was thinking “cherry flavored lolipop”. But that’s just me.

  19. bun says:

    It’s not about hot bodies – she does have a great figure. It’s about the loaf of bread she’s baking in them tight pants. You know she has a yeast infection and if not she’s working on it!!

  20. Matt says:

    Will they do the bobsled wardrobe malfunction?
    And what happens if you slap the one on the left on the backside?

    • Demoness says:

      The fabric grows angry and consumes you and then you become them. That’s what happened to those poor girls there… they used to be 12 year old boys before the raging red pants attacked them. *Weeps* Such innocent children!!!

      Anyways, I think red is a terrible color to have as pants, just saying… and what if they turned around and they had johnsons? That’d be freaky as hell and it’d make all your heads explode, guys.

  21. Princess of the Universe says:

    I have the world’s flattest white girl booty…seriously folks, it looks like my back is very long :)

    This picture makes me A) jealous as hell and B) know exactly what I would do if i had a penis for a day.

    • EOMV says:

      I do have a penis.. and I do know what would I do with the one on the left… (Supposing it´s a girl…. couse there´re still doubts)

  22. TOPCTEH says:

    Over here in Germany we call it “Arsch frisst Hose” (“butt eats pants”).

  23. bellefemmeici says:

    Wow. Seeing light between thighs is one thing, but we should NEVER see light between buttcheeks. That is just not natural. Why? Whhhyyyyyy!?!?!

  24. derrickd says:

    I don’t know why people are talking about how hot these girls are. The one on the left looks like she is actually about to be cut in half by her pants.

  25. Dirty Old Man says:

    Pictures, post some pictures. hehehe

  26. Ross says:

    I think these are promotional ‘grid girls’ from autoracing. Hence the supertight matching uniforms. Probably Marlboro girls from when they sponsored so many F1 and Motorcyle races.

  27. ROFLCOPTER says:

    Ned: Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all!!
    Homer:stupid sexy flanders

  28. D-Hard says:

    THIS IS SEXY

  29. Jess says:

    I’m a stright chick and I’ll agree they have nice asses, but holy crap, their asses are eating the pants!!! I bet it takes the jaws of life to get those pants off at night, God only know how they got into them lol!

  30. Lisa says:

    Wow, that’s like yeast infection just begging to occur. The crotch needs to BREATH! They do have nice bums though.

  31. Rick says:

    How the hell did they get these on? Maybe they had their lower bodies dipped in liquid rubber, and then let it dry. All I can think of right now is “stupid sexy flanders!”

  32. SlyMongoose says:

    So THAT’s what happened to The Popsicle Twins!

    Geeze, I dunno. I’d never let my pants get that uppity with me.
    At least not unless and until it’s the third wearing and they buy me dinner *and* take me to a movie.

  33. Lai-Lai says:

    Boys, girls, doesn;t matter to me. These pants are a gift from god.

  34. pepsibookcat says:

    At some point, infection sets in.

  35. Mr Worf says:

    Yo, I’ll punch your jeans~
    I’ve said it before~
    Best believe this is not a metaphor~
    You got something to say~
    We got the proper retort~
    We’ll beat your jeans so bad they’ll wish they were shorts~

  36. Sarah says:

    That can’t be comfortable.

  37. forsaken_god says:

    I see nothing wrong with those pants. Or the ladies for that matter. Very nice.

  38. Ann says:

    Used Up!
    Used Often!
    And Used Early!
    Plastic Surgeons in the very near futures!

  39. OMG says:

    I wonder if those are maybe catsuits and not pants at all. Hard to tell with the puffy jackets.

  40. Sage39 says:

    Hmmm, well…
    If it’s a pair of ladies the one on the right could use a sandwich. The one on the left needs to go to the hospital because she is being drawn (but not quartered yet), the shooting star between her legs is WAY too high.
    If it’s a pair of boys, well, one can only hope they end up in jail and wake u the next morning with no wallets and sore hineys. Might learn a lesson there.


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