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Fashion Fail - Nuclear Energy Personified

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

I know that those tracks in the snow are probably from a vehicle, but I like to imagine this guy just slid up the road from the distance, exactly in that position.

Every time he slides anywhere, you can hear Daft Punk’s “Around the World” playing.

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  1. Snow says:

    Other than the pants, this isn’t too bad. I’ve seen worse in the cyber goth scene.
    And he stole my shoes :c

    • Hivemind says:

      He’s probably a Burner (one who attends Burning Man or similar events).
      They all pretty much look like this, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he DID slide up as described.

  2. kptwothree says:

    This commentary is PURE GOLD.

  3. Long before dawn says:

    Searching for the first green sprigs of spring in the snow… Old Man Winter sent out a decoy to distract us from our search

  4. Dan says:

    Someday he will be a banking executive. Then he will get caught for extortion or some other white collar crime and this photo will resurface. On that day I will sqwee like a fangirl.

  5. Twisted Sister says:

    Reason #642 why club clothes oughtn’t be worn outside of the club.

    However, that is a stunning photo; I like the bright green against the bright white, and that’s one heck of an action pose.

  6. Soph says:

    OH NOES
    ITS A TROLL!

  7. It’s a goth subspecies of the common Christmas elf. In summer, they migrate to Leipzig, Germany. There, at the Wave Gotik Treffen, you can see quite a lot of these otherwise shy creatures. Beautiful!

    • Honeymuffin says:

      Not only in Leipzig Germany are those magnificent critters to be found, but also in Vienna on weekends in a little gothic club called Pi.
      Showing there colourful coats of fur and dreads like some mix between Christina Aguilera and Star Wars, they try to mate and court with others of their kind despite colour differences.
      This snap shot is wonderful and shows the true nature of the Homo Cyberiens!

  8. ashiiya says:

    Umm at least……he’s wearing matching colors…? haha

  9. Duke says:

    Looks like Liberace meets “Ben 10.”

  10. thedryad says:

    The sad thing is, I think I know this guy. Or his doppleganger.

  11. Ericka says:

    Now, you KNOW I had to go to YouTube and look up Daft Punk’s “Around the World”, and then play it while I looked at this picture.

    And as it turns out, I CAN totally hear that sound playing while this guy slides up stop-motion style.

    Wow. Freaky deaky.

  12. Kira says:

    *whispers*Is it bad that I want his goggles? They would be bloody brilliant to scare my scouts with*smirk*

  13. Mousie says:

    I could see that one coming out of the darkness and lightening up the night….

  14. Zantara says:

    All I can say is that this is one of the best done Cyber Goth outfits I have EVER seen….

  15. Koors says:

    Thanks to Ericka, I too had to go listen to “Around the World” while looking at this picture. Epic.

  16. Snark Attack says:

    And here we have the rare Nuclear Satyr posing for the camera. Like all satyrs, he thinks he is hot, but in this case “hot” only means radioactive…

  17. HeyWhat says:

    Hey! This guy was on Regretsy too! Here: http://www.regretsy.com/2010/03/03/dookie-monster/

  18. jamisings says:

    Does anyone else think he looks like that tone deaf loser Adam Lambert?

  19. Lulu says:

    I think he looks awesome. It’s a great shot, a really unique outfit and I LOVE the acid green. Funny thing is that it’s probably just perma-tanned artificial blonde bimbos who think he doesn’t look good. This is just a reminder of why I hate this site. Really funny shit like guys in bikinis are mixed in with subculture fashions, and it makes the site as a whole appear ignorant and awkward.

    • =p says:

      Good point, this isn’t bad so much as different.

    • z0mb13 says:

      i agree with that. it looks similar to an outfit i just made, but anyone who thinks that he’s a freak for dressing like that on a normal basis is just ignorant. i dress like that on a normal basis. cept for work.

  20. Dylan says:

    Then the Grinch had an idea! An awful idea!
    THE GRINCH HAD A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

  21. Mike says:

    Hey, I know Cyber Goth/Cosplay/Cyberpunk when I see it… The green doesn’t do it for me… but hey….

  22. gloworm says:

    I don’t understand the whole goggles for goggles sake thing. I would understand funky goggles for someone who needs goggles, but otherwise, it’s just extraneous and gives the impression of emulating something while not actually being it.

  23. Kaye says:

    Is it bad that i think that’s an awesome outfit?

  24. Noamsayin says:

    Tonight on TNA Wrestling — the return of Jeff Hardy!

  25. irohol15 says:

    Well, waist up, he’s fine. He looks like almost any other cyber goth stuck in frozen snow, making the best out of it with an action pose. (You know that’s what happened here.) Waist down, it screams Hot Topic. Keep it in the clubs/raves.

    I have those goggles in red.

  26. mAlise_teh_nova says:

    german scene kids will wear ANYTHING, no matter how retarded.

    • Maus says:

      …”German” and “Retarded” don’t go in the same sentence, sorry.

      Dig the outfit. Want the goggles for goggles sake… (I need glasses…and with interchangeable pictures, goggles do JUST FINE. ;D)

    • MinderTenshi says:

      He’s not German, and the outfit isn’t retarded.
      People aren’t ignorant or anything. /sarcasm

  27. Green Lantern 307 says:

    No, not “Around the World”. His epic POWAHSLIDE would be accompanied by Motley Crue’s “Wild Side”.

  28. kandi3 says:

    cyber rules =)

  29. Summerlynn says:

    This guy is HAAAHHHHTTT

  30. Twisteddoll says:

    Oh how cute, a Cybergoth. =o I actually like his outfit Nowhere as atrocious as some of the shit I’ve seen. At least he’s got a colorscheme.

  31. MaryAnn says:

    Totally normal in Finland.. :D Well, not everybody dresses like this but I’ve seen lots of cyber goths, nothing new. :3

  32. CyberLaure says:

    Dude, I want him…

  33. endireckt says:

    <3 the DP reference there, but not really seeing the sliding thing working.

  34. Kat says:

    …Thanks to you, I now have ‘Around The World’ stuck in my head.

    I’m also laughing hysterically, but that’s beside the point.

  35. Digia says:

    I love the cybergoth trend on both ladies and gentlemen, but the animal print pants turn me off. However, the commentary is 10/10, would lol again. I seriously played Around The World and glanced at that picture long enough to picture that guy sliding around in that EXACT pose.

  36. Demarion says:

    Oh man, I want his dreadfalls real bad.

  37. violetxrain says:

    Yup. I’d tap it.

  38. Meow says:

    This one’s hot too <3

  39. Grannie says:

    Submission page? That’s where he came from?
    What do they have on the Dominance page?

  40. uh oh now youve done it!! says:

    I think this is the secret life of my ex..
    Sigh…. Just think how great his wedding photos wud look… now i am truly sorry i got off that hot manboy train to neonresurgenceofcyberapotolipticradioactiveraverville.

  41. Nathalorial says:

    if this guy came up to me on the streets, I would do almost anything for him JUST because of his outfit! =3

  42. Hannah says:

    This could be totally hot iffen the guy was just a little hotter himself.

  43. Maus says:

    Do want. ;D

    I’m hella-short though.. And his boots make him tall. D:

  44. Alexiel Sama says:

    It’s really quite strange but as I was reading this post Daft Punk “around the world” came on, adding to my already loud laugh

  45. Fluffenstein says:

    He’s hot. >_> seriously there isn’t anything wrong here. XD

  46. GothiclovelyNaruChan says:

    Hot!! <3 Id do him. I love the green and I like the goggles!!!

  47. Elle says:

    Someone, anyone, make a gif of him sliding so I can play it while listening to that song.

  48. Miltowny says:

    I seriously saw this guy with his girlfriend in a matching costume last Friday in Brussels. Wish I had my camera. WTF.

  49. gabfreakinzombie says:

    i love to rave! but rave ppl sometimes scare the shizz outta me! im like WTF! but whatever floats there boat!

  50. Pentagram says:

    OMG! I know this guy! Last night I was at a club in a cave with a bunch of Zombies and he was the DJ. (True story)

  51. Cherie says:

    That’s the legendary Radioactive-Snow-Leopard-Man. His furry leggings were made on the planet Snakimuff and allow him to withstand sub-zero temperatures. He shoots the bad guys with super radiation rays from his eyes–which he can only control with his special goggles. Good thing this is only a photo–the guy who took it is probably dead…

  52. wow-wah-wee-wah!! says:

    :O . . . :D . . . <3 this is cool haha

  53. lover20008@yahoo.com says:

    oks the guy is cute but shouldnt wear the furry leg warmers

  54. HP Loveshack says:

    Thats no ordinary super mutant…

  55. Inkman says:

    Hey, it’s a deranged Muppet on acid.

  56. mzy says:

    Around the World, Around the World, Around the World, Around the World, Around the World, Around the World, Around the World, Around the World, Around the World
    Ahh Daft Punk reference.

  57. Ray says:

    That guy is a real model in the goth industries and he’s a cyber goth, he’s awesome.

  58. LionChick says:

    He’s hot. The outfit rocks. I have those yeti’s. Seriously if I weren’t old enough to be his mother I would be drooling right now. Who thought this guy was a fashion fail?

  59. Nya says:

    LOL I know him from school..he wears this in school a well :)
    I even know his site on vapmrirefreaks..but won’t tell youuu XD

  60. Ray says:

    He’s on vampirefreaks I saw this photo before, he’s so handsome and I love his clothes =)

  61. LenaLess says:

    Hey, I’m sorry, but i can’t see the fail …
    I love this kind of style ♥

  62. Prelude says:

    Now I can’t listen to “Around The World” with this image popping into my head. :/

  63. Yaiiko says:

    HH I know him from Vampirefreaks and I also used to meet him in school.. but well he wasn’t in same class.. XD
    they should make difference in outfit fails…and eccentricity of some subcultures

  64. Fallen_Angel (emo says:

    I actually love his outfit…but i can see why it’s a fail…but then again it isnt…

  65. Mr Nibbs says:

    And this is on Failblog why? looks pretty good to me

  66. Haley says:

    ssshh, I think I may know this guy. gutterface? that you?


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