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What? Teaching third grade doesn’t exactly pay the big bucks, okay? Miss Janie’s got bills to pay. This modeling gig helps with all the mouths she has to feed. Nine cats are a lot of work.
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Oh, the hair do! The PAIN!
Shortly after this obvious timer-photo was taken, Grandma got rear-ended by a riendeer! be careful what you wear in the wild outdoors.
Hey guys, how about a head’s up or perhaps a warning before this photo comes up? I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. She makes kittens cry.
Y’know, I don’t care what anyone says, she’s actually kinda hot.
I would also wager large sums of money that she’s more fun in and out of the sack than 95% of the anorexic adolescents we usually see in internet pics.
I would bet you are right!
Agree. Nice looking skin and flat belly – What is so wrong ?
naturally… But its still nice looking ?
If you drop your expectations from Playboy centre-fold girls ?
agreed lol
+1, i don’t actually see anything wrong with this picture
the only reason this picture actually bothers me is because she looks like one of my teachers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s wrong is that there is a severe body-head mismatch. She really does look like a third-grade treacher!
She is very good looking.
I’d hit that! HARD!
seems to me she plays a bit in the bdsm world. nothing wrong with that. Actually LOVE the outfit….the hair on the other hand needs work
Just remember, there are some guys who get off on stuff like this.
That image is burned into my mind’s eye especially her look. It says I know I am hot and you want this. This is why live action role-playing should be banned.
She looks like Elvira’s German half-sister.
If it weren’t for the hair, and the bathing suit, the extra weight, and the Walmart glasses she’d still loose out to my Left hand.
I want my money back………
Ya, put a wig on that and i’d go to town all night long.
How come SHE can keep her thigh highs on, and I can’t?! They always roll below my knees.
ROFL Inorite?
Ok, the body is not the conventional, but lots of guy would love it. It’s the damn hair and GLASSES. Gel back the hair, take off the GLASSES, and sure, she’s got it going on, lots of guy would be good to go.
TAKE OFF THE GLASSES!
Oh god. I think this is my 3rd grade teacher…
Hey, she looks great! She’s in good shape and has the brass to wear that outfit in public. Good on her!
THAT”S RASIST! I HATE MEN
*mind blown*
er, what planet are you on exactly?
Dude. She’s a bigger framed woman with all the right curves. Kudos to her. She’s showing the world you don’t have to be a twig to dress like a fox and be damn sexy about it too.
Not all women are super models.
Thank you! If humans were attracted to just one “type”, we’d have gone extinct eons ago. Yes, kudos to her for having the moxie to dress and pose like this.
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She’s more fit than most people twenty years younger than her.
Actually, a lot of gentlemen prefer the type of woman depicted in the photo to the walking barbie dolls that you guys drool over.
Myself included.
In the words of todays youth, plump older women in bondage outfits FTW.
I think it’s more her hair then anything. Hair should be a woman’s “crowning glory.” If she did it in a really pretty style, I bet the majority of comments would be that she belongs on Hawtness rather then here.
The right hair style does wonders for a person.
she belongs on hawtness anyway i think, she looks pretty fine to me
Attitude is everything… she’s probably a lot more fun than the people making snide remarks about her.
And if she truly is a spinster, I’ll bet she’s getting more action than most of us! lol!!
I pray to all powerful Athiesmo that we won’t see this woman in the headlines after she seduces one of her students D:
I’m a photographer and I can tell there’s nothing worse than shooting a woman who thinks she’s sexy and you, madame, ain’t sexy.
If you’re REALLY a pro photographer and know anything about people, you’d know that if you THINK you’re sexy, you ARE sexy to the people you matter to. So, Barbie is sexy why? This lady believes in herself!
Sexy is in the eye of the beholder or the desperate.
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
Anyone else think the people calling her hot/defending her sex appeal are the same person with different names?
No, actually.
Hehe, my thoughts exactly. She was just surfing the internet, was shocked to find her image on here and had to defend it from the masses. I mean her body isn’t *too* bad but her face… and hair… and the eyebrows. She needs a new look before she goes prancing through the town in that…
No.
she reminds me a lot of someone…and its really starting to bother me O.o
She looks like my cousin… That’s SO creepy… but yeah I’ll bet a ton of guys actually went and wanked to this. Just because one person does not find it attractive does not mean no one else will… but just because you like it doesn’t mean everyone should. But yeah seriously… Just like my cousin… *shudder*
Because… i has not been done on this thread, and for those unfamiliar with the reference… and I want to go to a GAY BAR GAY BAR! Lincoln, you are so hawt!
link fail
and that was soooooo on the wrong thread.
“Palate cleanser”. A “palette cleanser” would be some turpentine or something.
I’d hit it…
I swear I know that woman! I Saw her In A Tudor Dress.
This woman is hot. She’s got the whole chunky milf thing going on, and CLEARLY is willing to dominate. The glasses help pull a little bit of the hot librarian angle as well.
As for the people who would rather jizz over playboy photos, just remember, they practically invented photo manipulation. There hasn’t been an honest photo in any of those magazines in decades.
Getting black rimmed glasses would improve the effect. The face/head lack accents, any dark accessory should draw the eye and balance it relatively to the body. Well that’s how I feel it.
I definitely know this woman.
I think I know this woman. The funny thing is, if she is who I think she is, she’s a librarian at my company! I’m walking over right now to take a look at her in person, if that’s her I’m trying to take her home.
honestly, looks like the woman from the music video of electric six “high voltage”
You will submit to the mistress of the webs. Please, fix the hair and the snarl. It would add so much more to it.
uhh, why is she out in the woods taking this pic? Nothing wrong with an older bigger woman taking kinky pics, but the woods is the wrong place for that outfit!
Hey sweetheart,…Im 51 and divorced,..You look good to me,…Come Get Some!
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I believe I know her… I have seen that face I’m sure!!
I dunno if this is the big dinner talking, but after a few seconds she starts to look kinda good, actually. o_o Not exactly my cup of tea, but she’s not that bad to look at.
She has the hottest characteristic of all – she is oozing confidence.
that looks like my boss. must unsee! :’(
whoa, she must have like sixty and still rocking it hard!!! If she had acted in “Golden Girls” that show would had a completly different demography!!
and she kinda looks like Fionula Flannagan
I guess I’m glad that I think I know her too – I think she works with me or at least used to.
I believe that she may or may not be a manager… :/
Ugh!
Actually, I admire her self-confidence.
Likewise agree, her self confidence makes her a winner in my book.
omg i had her a subsitute science teacher on friday!!
She should at least take off her glasses… .___.;;
LMAO! I know this chick!
I love how she thought she’d make the picture look better by appearing to lean on the tree…
It’s funny how everyone on here seems to know someone who looks like her, but seriously she looks just like my 9th grade science teacher!
As someone with nine cats, I am deeply offended.