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Hey guys, big announcement. I know you come here to look at fashion fails, but we’re actually narrowing our scope. Turns out you CAN sustain an entire website (or ten) on WeirdosInGoldBodySuits.com, so add that to your Google Reader or whatever.
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Somewhere, Borat is eating his heart out.
And those sandals just add that perfect touch!
Swimsuit-1800′s Americas top swimsuit winner. Shoes. From Zeus’s Personal Closet. Mix it in, add white designer sunglasses and that pendant that looks like a fish, Recipe for a disaster story.
It’s like American Apparel and greco-roman wrestling got together and had a travesty.
STILL preferable to baggy pants! Sure, we can see his lump, but I’d rather see that then dirty boxer shorts!
I like seeing his lump. It’s the metallic color, the straps, the sandals, the random necklace, and the body hair that make this a fail.
Being a fan of the 70s for the most part, I don’t mind the chest hair or medallion. (I’d insist on some manscaping, however, but not too much.) The too tight straps on the sandals are a turn off if only because they look like they’re hurting him. And I’m not a big fan of big tattoos. I have two small ones and don’t mind small, tasteful ones on men in return. But when they’re big enough to make it hard for you to get a regular job, then I have a problem.
So yeah, if he wanted me, I’d probably sleep with him, provided we also meshed mentally and emotionally. I don’t do one night stands but if we can walk away from it friends that’s okay.
Me, too! No more baggy pants!
And yes, I’d hit that…
I wish I had his bod. He’s hot.
He is! If only there weren’t all these other distracting things on him…
Am I just missing the spirit of this site, when I see a photo like this and the previous one and I think to myself, “Where does one obtain one of these gold body suits?”
Not that I’d ever wear one (lest I end up here myself) – I just have this mental picture of some guy on the internet making millions by selling nothing but gold bodysuits. (He looks kind of like Mike Meyers as Goldmember…..)
http://www.liquidvinylclothing.com/Catsuits.html
I have a hunch there are nothing but guys at that motel (see previous photo.)
Is that a burrito in your pants, or are you glad to see me? Change “Eat your heart out” to: “Have a burrito on me.”
wicked. thats my old roommate. he effin LOVES that jumpsuit.
Looks like US wasn’t the only one to get those Heidi Pratt bathing suite photos.
Look, it’s Goldmember!
To get the desired effect, doesn’t the string have to be tightly wound around your neck?
This is the RRR in Guerneville, CA. It’s one of my favorite places in the whole wide world, and there are totally girls there— like me for instance. He looks totally glamorous BTW
OH MY GOD! It’s Miguel Ferrer wearing zentai suit!