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Exhausted of being made fun of for his tiny bike, Jerry decided that he’d give the other commuters something else to talk about.
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How the heck does he bend his knees far enough to get on the bike, never mind actually turn the pedals???
Maybe that’s why he’s not on the bike.
I am worried about the guy in the background. He is looking so hard that he may run into something.
at leat that guy’s on a bike. I bet all the car drivers stare as well. This man is a threat to traffic safety.
at least*
Guy on the right: What the fu-*crashes into pole*
WTF! He also DOES Have the Legs for It . . . c´mon girls!
The look on the other fellow’s face is priceless.
I don’t get the “poorly dressed” defined so much of the time as enforcing gender norms.
Cool boots. Why shouldn’t he wear what he likes? It doesn’t seem radical or subversive or weird. (shrug)
Other ones seem to police age norms. I don’t get the humour so I’ll shuffle off.
Not to mention he has the legs for them.
I agree…he totally has the legs for it. I’m jealous.
You have to admit though, he IS poorly dressed for biking.
Where does this site find so many pictures of dudes wearing women’s clothes? seems like an epidemic.
Lace up pirate boots. Why didn’t I think of that? Can I get them in a size four and a half??
he’s got great legs.
PHOTOSHOPPED.
The fail is the jacket, IMO.
Those are really nice boots… I’m envious.
God, it must take forever to lace those up. Makes running out for an errand on your little scooter quite a challenge.
You don’t- you keep it tied and slip your foot in.
most of them have a zipper.
To everyone who’s saying “Oh he’s not poorly dressed! He’s got great legs and YOU’RE JUST PREJUDICED AREN’T YOU!!!!!!!” I think the point is more that:
1. That is not appropriate footwear for bike riding
and
2. If you’re going to wear thigh-high lace-up stilettos you should probably wear a jacket that matches them. The old jean jacket is kind of jarring.
Not if you have someone willing to lace you up….
What’s sad is I think I know the exact model these boots are:
http://www.pleaserusa.com/showcase/ProductDetail.asp?div=1_PLEASER&dpt=16_BOOT_S&ctg=30_THIGH&STYLE_CD=SEDUCE-3050&PROD_CD=SED3050%2FB
I can’t see the heel, but these look like them.
If you’re wondering how I randomly know this boot model, it is the exact shoe used in a movie a lot of fans cosplay, and I bookmarked the page for a friend who was putting a costume together.
Aaaanyway…
God, he’s got such great legs.
Is that Brother Sharp?
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brother-sharp-x%C4%AB-l%C3%AC-g%C4%93-%E7%8A%80%E5%88%A9%E5%93%A5
Uh…Why is he wearing “slut” boots?
He is a working girl… he’s waiting for his next customer. Ya never know, someone may have a bike fetish.
Haha see that guy on the bike on the right, who is looking at him? At least someone else saw him besides the photographer.
The picture was taken in China, I recognize the bank in the background. And I agree it’s been Photoshopped; those boots would be way too expensive here.
you are ‘phail’ alright
Well he does have the legs but, uhh ….. yaaa I dont know how he bikes in those thing… AWESOME BOOTS THO
Geez, that looks like a Jerry I used to know…only he didn’t have the boots yet, just the bike!
Get your freak on, baaaaaabbyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Lol, this is awesome!
I want those boots tho :3
well then is that the reason we only see bank tellers from the waist up lol
The man has great legs, he can work those boots. ^___^