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Sometimes people wear too many accessories and we hope they go on a fashion diet. This, however, is not what we mean by fashion diet. This is weird. This is lunch gone wrong. And no, dressing on the side will not help.
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is it just me or can anyone else make out a Pug dog on his torso, ok if you kind of squint a bit…get back from the screen…. there, do you see it?
Is that a carrot in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Orange you glad he didn’t use a banana?
Is it just me or is anyone else trying to come up with some hilarious “toss his salad” comment?
You have to give an A for effort, but after that…
Ugh.. The choice of colors on his chest and abdomen area make it looks like he’s been attacked and is bleeding all over… Kinda disturbing (thank Firefox for Ad Block).
I love how he painted his face green to match. And also how his carrot claws make him look like a veggie Edward scissorhands.
I just gave up vegetables for life.
yep: carnivore, nothing but carnivore from here on out!
You like to be constipated?
He looks so angry. He must have lost a bet or something…
Wouldn’t that be lost a beet?
o snap
Hey! Red peppers aren’t vegetables!
Uhhhm yes they r, look it up…
Are those sprouts on his …..loins?
Henry’s salad days were not as rosy as he would later remember.
this is why you don’t fall asleep first
Inspired by the work of the legendary 16th century artist Giuseppe Arcimboldo See http://www.giuseppe-arcimboldo.org/
I know! I think it’s an AWESOME costume idea. Though he’s probably pretty rank by the end of the night lol
in soviet russia teh salad nomz j00
Given the detail involved with the apple 6-pack, one would think they’d have given him genitalia. A zucchini perhaps? A baby carrot?
I was thinking the same, but aren’t we all “grate”-ful they didn’t include genitals?!
He has sprout pubes.
Or one of those little hot peppers that grows in the shape of a phallus…
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rchemel/peter-peppers-4c
I can’t help imagining when his mom gets home, and goes to the kitchen to whip up the vegetable soup & salad she’d planned to serve for dinner…..
Herb realized, too late, that he had vegetated in front of the television for too long.
Dude! Your calves are leeking
Terible, terrible waste of food.
I hope this guy gets to experience starvation at some point in his life… he’ll be more careful about wastage after that.
i think its more from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
http://www.aquateencentral.com/characters-other.php
ah man, you’re right…but THAT was inspired by Giuseppe Arcimboldo
Totally vegetable man from Auqa Teen Hunger Force.
http://aqua-teen-hunger-force.wikia.com/wiki/Vegetable_Man
WHO RESURRECTED THE TREE MAN!?!?!?
he watched twilight with his girlfriend, and later in shock he became a vegetable
and later in shock
Actually, that looks to me like a Royal Shaming.
Edward Carrothands!
This adds a whole new dimension to the phrase, “save a cow, eat a vegetarian.” o.O
He’s still in his salad days.
“It is I, Captain Vegetable!”
http://www.hulu.com/watch/38831/sesame-street-captain-vegetable
Tired from his quest for rusty spoons perhaps…
[*cough* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salad_fingers *cough*]
I totally thought the same thing! Salad fingers goes human
rather frightening in a way *hides rusty spoons*
This reminds me of old gregg. “I have a mangyna!!”
You think Furries are weird? Meet the Veggies!
oh yay! – he’s hot soup! best salad dressing so far.
He’s positioned such that it looks like he’s trying to lure something to take a bite… from his bathing suit area. Apparently vegetarians aren’t immune to severe sexual perversion.
For some reason, what everyone is calling sprouts looks an awful lot like weed to me.
so if you throw him in the air is he a tossed salad?
This dude decided to stay home and veg on the couch…
that is so weird
I’ve heard of “salad dressing” before, but this is just crazy!
Seriously…..someone has too much time on their hands
First thing I thought when I sw his face??
I’M OLD GREG!!!!!
calm down my fuzzy little man peach
I thought the samething!!
Whatcha doin in my wata’s boy? I got a manginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! baileys, creamy
It’s the grocery store challenge on Project Runway!
jolly green giant’s cousin…
Is that even real… It looks like a poor photoshop?
Right out of a Giuseppe Arcimboldo painting.
HO-HO-HO Green Giant.
That is a very legitimate reason for kids NOT TO EAT THEIR VEGETABLES!
They never know where they’ve been…
besides a bet, i’d like ta see another explanation for this outfit. he missed the bus for a veggies lovers (with an organic costume competition) convention?
That is ten shades of rad.
I’M OLD GREGG
it’s soup opera coming back
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There’s nothing really to say except this guy REALLY needs a life!