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Um, okay. I know that my concern is supposed to be with Grandpa No-Shirt back there and whatever he’s got going on in his garbage bag of wonders. But I can’t help but be distracted by the fact that the woman in the pink bikini has knockers that are LITERALLY bigger than her head. It took me ten minutes to even notice that her friend is walking around in her underwear. I guess I would too if I were competing with the eighth and ninth wonders of the world.
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A postcard from the Redneck Rivera, also known as the Florida Panhandle. Yet, another reason to let so certain states secede from the union.
The beaches on the Florida Panhandle have white sand, not brown. Now who should secede?
Oregon or Maine maybe? Pale beach-goers and pine trees…
Oregon doesn’t allow vehicles on their beaches but Washington does..
FUCK MY LIFE. This was taken in Washington? Now I have to MOVE.
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Most likely the northern West coast, yes. But if you’ve seen some of the other fashion blunders, don’t move down to California.
That is so not Florida. Looks more like a lake beach from up north somewhere. You know…where people go to swim in 50 degree water and wish like hell they were in Florida.
i did notice them and thats why i WILL go there
maybe it’s an optical illusion. Her head DOES seem smaller than her friend’s, so maybe it makes her boobs stand out even more.
lol seriously, her head does seem rather small in comparison to her friends, and even the rest of her body (melons aside).
Big boobs are bad for my back.
would you like help carrying them?
Honey, this guy’s from Girls Gone Wild. With the money they’re offering, you’ll be able to buy ones just like mine.
I think that this beach is somewhere in Russia or Ukraine. Just look at the cars. And I must say I’m not impressed with the look of those three individuals, because all beaches in Russia aren’t very different from this.
yep Russia or Ukraine, all the old Lada’s are a dead give away.
I’m so glad this made the front page. I wonder how much she paid for those?
I think they’re real (it’s by the way they hang anatomically correct and not standing up all bloated) and if she’s Russian “country” girl, or as they’re refered to “Doyarka”, it’s rather common.
Something in Russia makes the milk-girls grow tatas as big as cow udders.
I noticed underwear-girl before too-huge-boob-girl.
I’ve done that (swum in underwear) but it was at midnight, in a friend’s pool, and she okayed it first.
Yeah me too. I was like why the hell is she a lacy bra on the beach? :p
The guy with one suspender is the “object” of the photo but the photographer wanted to make sure he got a picture of Ms. Juggles and company. So photographer did a long shot.
The hell with no-shirt-grandpa. If lady-in-pink is going to be there, I don’t care if there are fatter, shirtless guys on that beach when I go
Thanks for saving my self confidence
I hate how big boobs are the ‘must’ right now… Like fake boobs are even pretty.
Hate to burst your bubble, but we have no idea when jamisings went to college. It could have been in the early 80′s, when implants were just getting popular, and they looked butt ugly.
Technology has advanced since then, and implants aren’t half bad anymore. They’re still nothing like natural, but very soon, it’ll be hard to tell the difference.
It’s not the fact of them looking appealing or seeming realistic, it’s more about the general size. What jamisings likely is emphasizing is that the size issue applies to both women with or without implants. If she has large natural ones, you’ll get a similar effect.
well i hate implants, natural are better in my book, even if they are smaller. big boobs that are made of sylicon are ment for uber dorky computer nerds who like to get it on with a computer in a shape of a woman…
Women with regular proportions im my opinion are far more beautiful anyway it just seems far more attractive if a women doesn’t rely only on her boobs for attention. A women with a good mind and then body is my ideal
You may think they are fake, but when my sister was 17, she was built just like that.
Whoow… Introduce me to your sister… LOL!
Judging the amount of sag even with the halter style top, I’d say they’re real.
Either way, check out how much they’re affecting her posture! O_o
pssh yeah like she’d give you the time of day
pssh yeah like shed give you the time of day
You mean to tell me that you can’t over look the guy in the suspenders who looks lots like my grandpa and lots of other old men on the beach for an overdone tanned woman with giant boobs?
So what part of the picture were you staring at for ten minutes? And why?
If the one in the pink wore that under her clothes, wouldn’t that make it underwear?
yep, Lynz Catastrophe.
Even I – and I am a girl – look at pink Barbie first, then in shock at her friend because of the underwear, and then at Grandpa.
I also think this was photographed in Russia or somewhere in Eastern Europe, because of the cars. I’ve been on holidays in Croatia once and the beaches there looked a lot like this.
I wonder what underwear-girl was thinking … “hey, it’s a bit lacy and the colors don’t match and the fabric is different, but all in all it looks just like the bikini my friend is wearing”? … *shakes head*
I did the same thing…
“Hello Barbie! Wait, did her friend spontaneously decide to come ouOMG HE’S LOOKING AT ME!”
If underwear girl is Russian then like so many poor people of the world, she is doing her “best”. Mexicans wear their clothes when they swim and I’ve seen Indian women swimming in their clothes too – who cares? Stop judging!
And I knew a friend from HS who also had super-sized boobs and she hated them because they were creep magnets.
I would like to point out that the gal with the oversized chest must be a fan of the barbie doll. Tiny head unrealistic chest and she carries herself like Barbie. Do you walk with your arms bent like that I don’t.
She looks like she’s talking with her hands.
Ashkullee I sorta feel sorry for the women with implants. Though I suppose they can have them removed, but then what happens to the saggy stretched out skin? Another operation?
Anyway, big breasted plastic boobs only attract guys who like plastic. Think about that for a bit… It was insecurity which caused her to get ‘em in the first place. And the guy only likes fake plastic perfection, so what happens to their relationship when she gets older and no longer is attractive to the guy who likes fake plastic perfection?
I would guess that women with implant have higher rates of unhappy relationships or divorces.
Actually it has been proven with statistics that women who get plastic surgery are more than twice as likely to commit suicide.
Which might very well indicate that women with suicidal tendencies (which might come from image problems) are more likely to get implants.
Correlation is not causation, and in this case it works more likely in that way.
It is possible that the implants are actually PREVENTING some of the suicides from women with serious self-image problems.
One proof of that is that suicide rates are lower in countries where implants are more common (OK, I just made that one up based on my anecdotal evidence, but it would be a good way to find out).
what Herbys said.
it’s a very poor interpretation of the statistic imo to suggest that getting plastic surgery makes women more likely to commit suicide. I’d look at it as suggesting the presence of an underlying condition, such as women depressed or insecure about their overall appeal are more likely to commit suicide AND get breast implants, and especially likely to commit suicide if they get the implants and find it doesnt fix all their problems like they might have hoped.
Underwear Girl’s pretty cute though. Her friend is definitely a freak; who washed her head in hot water?
I’m a girl and I do noticed Barbie first but idk, I think Underwear Girl is cuter. I’m straight btw. And that is one sexy scrunchie. LOL.
Oh, look, they’re featured here too: http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2009/12/busty-girls-making-their-friends.html
i got hard looking at the guy. women are so overrated.
East Europeans and Russians have the highest physical sexual dimorphism (exaggurated features in both males and females) thanks to the Mongols and later the Ottoman’s breeding them for fighting and the harem.
A im a East European and i am really offended by your stupidity. Bred for figthing and harem!!!!! How could you even think that is true..
im a straight female and i dont understand why girls have to be so jealous. saying things about her boobs and body..i think that girl in the pink is slammin gorgeous and if looks can kill goddamn. and doesnt mean their fake. i have natural D’s and i have girls hating on me all the time, so maybe this is why i can feel her pain. its quite amusing after awhile. and yes, they arent always the best their annoying, give back aches, and you constantly have creepy men looking. ITS DISTURBING.
not to mention you have men just trying to sleep with you instead of getting to know you. becomes emotionally draining. so smaller boobed wemon, you should feel blessed you dont have to deal with all the hassle. so save your trash talk [:
I’d rather do the chick with the small boobs. She has a hotter body and probably more of a personality. She can probably pronounce big words.
I’m sorry, I must have missed the human physiology lecture that explained how my E-cup breasts immediately disqualified me from being intelligent. I should notify my university and tell them that accepting me and giving me good grades for the past two years is impossible, since my breasts prevent me from thinking. So glad that’s cleared up.
Ha! No kidding, right? I’ll hang with you–no pun intended, honest–in the E-cup corner. We shall utter withering insults and have a bit of fun at the expense of the ignorant and loud.
Large breasts doesn’t make her stupid. Assuming that they do makes you stupid.
This is definitely in Russia.
Best picture in years! LOL for 15 minutes! Cheers.
Wait…so you’re telling us that you don’t wanna go here??? Have you looked at the people here? Also, the girl with a amazing and large boobs is actually not that misproportioned. I saw another pic with that zoomed, and her boobs make her head look tiny… Also the other one is so much hotter. It took me a while to notice the dude…
am I the only one who noticed the chick WAY in the distance who is topless?…..
This is Russia by the looks of the cars, the guy and the girls. Or anywhere in the ex-USSR.
hmm! i noticed the guy first… then the girl in pink and then her friend.
…ugh, big boobs are horrible. all my friends who have big boobs have horrible back pain from carrying them all the time :[
even i have small ones and i get back pain sometimes.
Thus proving the back pain is not caused by the boobs?
what i want to know is the girl in the pink bra talk about double Ds
Those girls are in their teens and it’s not that rare for a hormon-packed teenager to develop physically in a manner that’s not very balanced through the body… especially if her genes make her prone to collect body fat easily. A girl friend of mine got also just huge boobs first, but within a couple of years, excess padding was elsewhere, too.
This beach seemed strange to me, but then again I am from Florida with tropical beaches (white sand and palm trees) and am not used to northern beaches (farther up on the equator) that much (forest trees and more soily sand).
Big boob girl may very well be natural – I was a D in high school (hated it, never dated) and by the time I was in my 20′s I was a 36DDD and now (almost 30) I am a 36G – and am completely unproportionate to my body size. Do you know how many times I get asked “Are those real?” They ARE creepster magnets, anyone with naturally large breasts usually spend more time covering them up and making them modest rather than making them a spectacle. (As opposed to someone who paid a few thousand dollars for such adornments – of course they’d be showing off their investment!) That woman could be wearing something a lot more skimpy than she has on considering her cute body (like some of the crazy American bathing suits). As much as a boob expert as some people think they are – don’t think because breasts are unproportionate that they are not natural.
*gets off soap box, dusts it off*
Hmmm… can you pls confirm your endowment, perhaps by exchanging photos? ~ Not Creepster Really
Why does Gramps only have one suspender?
I’m most disturbed about Big Boobs wearing a scruncie in public.
Release the Krakens!
lol @ one-suspendered topless old guy and people blabbering about the girls at the right
It’s not like a naturally blessed woman is helpless to strengthen her back with exercise. To just **adapt** to her situation as opposed to pointless mutilation.
Gay!!! stop looking at the old guy an look at the hot girls
Oh well, I have 5 or 6 pictures of this girl (same beach same bikini) on my pc
All available information points to the giant boobage being entirely natural, or at most induced by a felicitous reaction to Chernobyl. Most folks in the former Soviet bloc couldn’t afford implants and the breast adoration cultures of the US, UK and Japan just aren’t as prevalent in those societies. Just because they’re big, don’t mean they’re fake. My petite wife’s a DDD, so I have some direct knowledge of these, erm, things. Googie, please post!
My god! I think that is MY grandfather in that picture! I’m from Finland and my grandfather lives in a city (Lappeenranta) next to the russian border. He often travels to Russia, especially Vyborg, to shop cheap and meet friends he has there (chicken farmers xD). And his style is, well, just like that. I’ve often seen him in such gear in the summer on his yard – perhaps he thinks it’s OK at a russian beach. In Finland he usually wears a shirt when he leaves home, usually. I’d so like to know where this is from. The cars say Russia and the trees and the sand beach resemble many beaches at the Lappeenranta area so beaches near Vyborg might look like this. Vyborg is just on the other side of the border. God, if this is from Vyborg area – go Kustaa!
Grayson Lake, KY.
EWW! She’s gonna fall face forward in the sand.
it always happens.
A photo with a girl with big boobs causes some guys to post admiring comments, which are then followed by another bunch of guys who, in a failed effort to appear “deep/sensitive” to girl readers, comment how they prefer the other girl because they don’t like big or fake breasts.
To the latter group, go die somewhere please.
Some guys just like small boobs I guess? :s
looks like bass lake
Okay, I give up. I’ve studied this picture for over 10 minutes, and I still don’t see this “Grandpa No-Shirt” you’re referring to. All I see are two extremely attractive women walking along the beach. What gives?
That is an artificial lake in Poland, Katowice. Its called Chechlo! That is a fact, i was there before (But deffo not in that part) And its pretty nice:)
In her defense, she does have a small head.
so…..were they focusing on the hot girls to take a pic of the weird dude or using the weird dude to take a pic of the hot girls? Or is this a kill 2 birds with one stone kinda thing?
Here’s the rest of the pictures from this series:
http://acidcow.com/pics/9272-how-to-attract-attention-of-every-man-on-a-beach.html
The two girls are hot. Case closed
What? There is an old man in the picture? Where?
I think the girl with big boobs is also wearing a bra and underwear, because the bottoms don’t exactly match the top. And I think they are real….can’t tell for sure unless I see them from the front though. lol
I’m just as impressed by the chick’s rack as the next guy… But has any one noticed how much she looks like Tanya Harding? Just me?
It’s russia
You can tell by the lada cars in the background
OMG i noticed the other girl is in her underwear only after reading!!
OMFG H-U-G-E E-P-I-C …garbage bag!! (what else?)
looks like a beach on a “lake” outside of Kazan in Russia.
That is one crackin’ set of knockers in the pink.
It’s in Russia. Look at the car makes.