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I don’t know what’s going on in this picture. I just know that I’m going to start carrying pepper spray with me at the beach.
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…..getting serious nightmares tonight…..
LOL. He has such a tiny package.
Hate to be a pain, but shouldn’t there be a bulge there??? Maybe it had it removed. I don’t know – but it is gender-confused. This is bad attention (Mommy never explained that).
Maybe he tucks.
Maybe he had a visit from Lorena Bobbitt.
………………gonna have SERIOUS nightmares tonight…..
Once again, I am forced to question how I visit this site when my question is why he has something stuffed in his bikini top if he is wearing a belt with compartments
Someone lost a bet…
I hope that’s all there is to it!
Must of had to make a pass at a hotty too.
isnt that the “dumb” guy from “my name is earl”?
Twins!
Oh My God! Do you see it? The woman is wearing a striped bottom and a polka-dot top…oh….wait… that was not the point of the post, was it?
Someone should tell this guy to get a larger size for his next bikini!!
How about no bikini at all!
be sure to specify you mean a replacement, not just removal.
just one question: why??
Is that a guy or girl in the white swim suite? the guy in pink scares me.
You mean the one on the right? I’m pretty sure that’s a woman. But I notice the bottoms are stripes and the top has polka dots. The hell?
The one in pink almost reminds me of Kurt Russell, y/y? In the face, that is. I can’t say that I’ve seen him scantily clad enough to have any real say in the rest.
I say he looks more like the guy from Police Academy with the funny voice… XD
Totally looks like Kurt Russell.
Hah hah, exactly what I thought.. Kurt
Is that Kurt Russell??
those shoes don’t go with the outfit.
One size fits all…except when it doesn’t.
This guy has a bad case of rolls. Nasty
“someone get the lifeguard?” Poste frickin haste man! Heck, call ‘em twice for good measure!
What’s worse – he looks like he’s about to give her a piece of his “mind”
forget the lifeguard, get the gun.
I *just* saw this man!
He was strolling alone at Daytona Beach on Easter weekend in almost the exact get-up, complete with the belt and a bikini bottom way too small for his rear. He smugly grinned at each and every “OMG!” so he clearly enjoyed the attention. He’ll be loving this post if he sees it.
You just ruined it for me. I so hoped this guy lost a bet…..
hahah this guy is a staple on South Beach….you can find youtube videos of him and everything.
He must travel quite a bit cause I saw him in Ft Lauderdale during spring break this year. He was wearing this exact same bikini and he was directing traffic on A1A. Hilarious
I just threw up in my mouth. looks like that girl is about to do the same. can you imagine looking over your shoulder only to discover that visual assult. its like eye rape.
O.o …i can haz i bleech?
I’ve never seen a GUY with such an authentic-looking, post-pregnancy pooch.
The girl has tiny boobs. I’m just saying <.<
Ft. Lauderdale beach ftw. He usually has dollar bills sticking out of bikini, though. That must have been a slow day!
HAHA yeah I just saw him on friday may 31 @ blondies
Ugh – who would actually touch him to put dollar bills IN there?? He stuck them in his own waistband for yet more STATEMENT. (’cause that’s what he’s obviously goung for.) Did I see him I would (trying not to goggle-eyed stare) turn my head and ignore him – best reaction ever to crap like that. (Did his mom never deal with those shinanegans at home BEFORE he got let out onto the street?)
his name i charles easter he went to north surry highschool mount airy nc i know because i went there also he was also caught in the men restroom at school doind the deed by himself
This is a guy who frequents South Beach in Miami Fl. I see him every time I’m down there in that exact same “outfit”. He’s a beach bum and some times he wears makeup.
Plus he’s totally wearing socks on the beach. he got Every detail wrong!! This shit takes effort and planning.
I’m not disturbed by the guy. I’m disturbed by three other things:
1)whatever the guy stuck in his bikini
2)why the heck he’s wearing tennis shoes and socks (PHAIL)
3)wtf is on his forehead
and
4)Why is that lady running away from him? He’s soo sexy XD
Why is creepy guy wearing socks and sneakers at the beach? Not that its in any way the weirdest thing in the picture, but still…
What I really want to know is why my school’s symbol is written in his chest hair. It’s all about…the U? Eww…
What happened to you Captain Ron?
I need an adult!!!!!
That’s Daytona Beach for ya trashy as hell!!!
I hoping, no praying that this guy lost a bet with his girlfriend. She’s got her cup raised in triumph and he doesn’t look to happy about the whole thing. The swimsuits both of them are wearing look to be the same size but don’t you think the red suit looks so much more flattering on him? I’m sure he won’t make that mistake again or would he???????
DynoDave: A) that girl is way too hot for that poor fat bastard. B) I thought she was running away.. and really what explains it all.. He’s a Miami Fan!! This really isn’t surprising from that lot..
Now i finded a reason to carry my gun to the beach
Dude, my friend lit his cigarette the other day. she thought it was hilarious Not I. This is Ft. Lauderdale Beach’s finest for you right here.
Im pretty sure this is by the elbo room.
I had en encounter with this guy on spring break, some fat boy was grinding with him in from of Blondies. He’s at the intersection of Sunrise and A1A there, this picture is almost flattering compared to the green string one piece he was wearing before!
Yup. Was in Ft. Lauderdale the 1st week in May too. We all got a good laugh at this joke.
I’m the friend! Cigarette lighting friend! I have his photo on my phone.
FRAT not fat
n e one notice he kinda looks like kurt russell, in the face?
That poor girl. What a creep that guy is.
No, someone get my elephant gun. I’ll take care of this.