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This is Lady Gaga’s cousin, Bernice. As you might imagine, Bernice wanted desperately to be included in the tour as a backup dancer. Instead, what Bernice got was an autographed t-shirt.
You haven’t heard the last of Bernice.
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Urrrrgh.
My question is, is that a male or female?
That was my first thought, too.
I came here to torture my eyes……again…..That’s how it works out any way. Egad!
Popopoker Face, popopoker face!
I still can’t figure “it” out.
No, THAT is an “ew”. Ews are very rare.
This particular Ew happens to be the biggest Ew ever.
I’m guessing female based on the breast size. But it’s still just a guess.
Thats an interesting question i think its my teachers sister because lady gigantic looks like him
i’m with her she fugly and well same as lady gaga her songs make no damn since
I always wondered what ever became of Pebbles Flintstone.
In relation to the rumors, I believe this person here has a better chance of having a penis than Gaga.
Second!
And, o.o
I’ve known this girl since middle school. It’s Shannon Gaga xD
She goes to Texas State University and calls herself “Shannon Gaga”. I know this because I see her on campus constantly and it makes me raaaaaaaaaaaaaage.
Shannon Gaga goes to Texas State. She’s kind of a big deal.
but not really.
Big.
I see her all the time, trust me it’s worse in person. There is not enough eyebleach in the world to rid me of this horror.
I’m all for the big girls, but come on. This is just sad.
Yeah, and she’s not a big deal at all but thinks she is. Someone needs to end this reign of crap.
Is that a doggie bone on her head?
Ohhh dear….
I wouldn’t poke ‘er face with a 10-foot pole…
I wouldn’t poker face with _your_ pole.
Is it just me or does Bernice there have a beard?
I think its pimples…not sure though….
She has fashion ads and articles on her wall, so she knows better.
what you don’t know is, that what she’s wearing is suppossed to be a loose romper. -shudder-
She’s not just ugly.
She even SMELLS bad.
Look at the neck cleavage!
This isn’t blog-worthy. Just a fat girl in her dorm wearing a bathing suit and a hair bow. If she left her dorm and went to class in it, that would be a different story.
And how do you know that she doesn’t?
She does go out for “public appearances.” She also “performed” at a student organization’s charity event.
she wears some short ass dresses and a fucking cheap-ass wig everywhere… i see it… its fucking embarrassing!!!
she dresses like this every day…. it’s horrifying. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big girl too, but I wear clothes….
She performs in that and other various types of scantly clad outfits that do NOT flatter her body. She also walks around campus wearing Gaga-esque outfits and/or her Gaga wig.
She does leave her dorm and go to class in it. She wears a skirt in class, however she does go to the common eating areas in that.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-bet-Shannon-Gaga-can-get-more-fans-than-Lady-Gaga/324226605919?ref=ts
OH GAWD! THAT DANCE IN THE DARK VIDEO! EYE BLEACH PLEEEEEZ! Oh n she’s a Twilight fan to top it all off
This is what happens when your mom habitually lies to you and tells you you are talented.
FIND A BETTER WAY OF GETTING ATTENTION!
You could rent a plush mascot outfit and go to class in that.
Good luck in the real world, you disgusting tub of goo. At least her parent(s) managed to get her out of the house.
Omg was she wearing duct tape for dance in the dark???
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
Ohhhhgod.
You know, a friend of mine did this particular Poker Face costume for New Year’s last year. She’s a model (a gorgeous one, really, with legs that go on FOREVER.) It was amazing.
It was nothing like this x_x;
Pics or it didn’t happen!
WhoooooooaohmyGod.
As a double-chinned girl myself, I can say with complete assurance, that is one of the most unflattering angles to take a photo at regarding said double chin.
Also, what’s up with the bra/bathing suit combo? (Note the underwire lines, and the slightly visible white strap on the right shoulder.) Not that I’m complaining too much, because without the bra the photo would require 2 more bottles of eye bleach, but if you’re gonna wear the bra, why not one that works a little better?
Wow….I go to Texas State and I’ve heard a lot about her. My thought process upon coming to this picture was, “What in the…?!? Is that? No… Wait, that looks like it’s in the dorms on campus. Can’t be… Oh damn. It is.”
Everytime I see that bathing suit with her in it, I have the sudden urge to want to go bowling.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
she is all sorts of LUMPY!
She has 2,692 fans on facebook
how possibly??? cause omfg it’s like lookin at a walrus in a tacky 90′s one-piece. ._____.
Jeebus! I thought you ppl were kidding abt the Shannon Gaga thing. This girl is taking scary to a whole other level.
I think I am going to vomit
Looking at this picture, I’m pretty sure that one of her thighs would be bigger around than my whole torso! That’s disgusting!
Good on you Shannon. Live your life large. Ignore the ignorant ones.
This girl goes to Texas State University where she walks around like this EVERY day. She has music videos where she dances around to Lady Gaga music wearing only duct tape. Her name is Shannon Gaga if you want to youtube her.
Warning: Your eyes may spontaneously burst into flames.
For a second I thought she was imitating a Dead or Alive Volleyball character… Helena? Been years since I worked at GameStop and I never played the game, but the guys had set up a toy of her on the register, and she was wearing a blue bathing suit with a huge bow in her hair. Sweet merciful crap.
OMG!!!!! TEXAS STATE…I saw her perform!!! WOW, how embarrassing!
I went to high school with her.
She was always a bit off.
But this is something that sprouted once she went off to college.
Is she(it is a she, right?) wearing a wig? I think I can see some dark hair under the bow thing that makes it look like she’s wearing a blond wig.
yeah her hair is brown
wow. i never knew phyllis from the office was a lady gaga fan!
I was wondering what Bruce Villanch was up to…
SERIOUSLY!! Is this a man or woman??
omgosh I went to school with that girl and her name is not Bernice! Its Sharon. And shes actually very nice! She is a Lady Gaga fan and slightly awkward but shes pretty cool!
She’s being mocked everywhere on the internet, giving Texas State such a bad reputation. I really cannot believe people are validating her.
n-n-n-noper faaaccce_
one question comes to mind..
Ok. I’ve figured out a few things about this woman. She’s into fashion, judging from her wall. She’s into pretty people, also judging from her wall. And.. she’s into shopping judging from the floor of her closet. So the question on my mind is, how can someone like that allow a photo like this of themselves to hit the internet?
I’ve read the tx state comments and realize she’s probably off her rocker. But come on. Is she BLIND? If a picture like that of me existed, I’d delete it immediately, empty the recycle bin, reinstall the OS and probably get a new computer and fry this one in acid, just to be safe. Then I’d shoot the person who took it.
She’s not an ugly girl.. but this whole thing is too horrifying to even laugh at.
This chick puts it online. Go figure..
I guess I know her pretty well personally. She’s really excited about the whole celebrity thing and considers herself famous around campus – and she is. She gets numerous walk-ups and autographs every day, and yes, I’ve personally witnessed this. Shannon is a bit delusional, and some of her friends definitely egg her along to keep the act up, but she’s just having fun.
She’s not attractive, and I’m sure she’s aware of it on some level, but it’s her 15 minutes at Texas State, so she’s milking it for all its worth.
omg i just saw her youtube vids.. Its like chris crocker from another dimension..
OMFG its lady gaga! <3
Okay. A few pointers: Metallics+Tight clothing+Fatness DO NOT MIX.
OK, I think it’s a woman. But, I don’t want to look any longer to firm up that conclusion.
OMG Shannon GAGA! She totally flashed her junk to everyone at her first performance at least twice! And that “charity” it was for was so she could get tickets to see lady gaga.
She should take that “charity” money and get a personal trainer at the gym. And redo her wardrobe.
eye bleach eye bleach! question #1 : are you sure its a girl?
i feel bad for the person who took the picture xD
Can we say “no life”
That is Shannon “Gaga”!
She’s from San Marcos, Tx
This girl’s name is Shannon Cantu…she goes to Texas State and she goes by “Shannon Gaga”. She preforms on campus and always looks like this. She’s made lots of videos. And I can tell you, she thinks she is amazing.
This is Shannon Gaga, her real name is Annette Cantu. She graduated from Richard King highschool last year, and she was there today giving autographs and taking pictures for $5!
Shannon Annette Cantu * is her real name
Aw shit I actually know who this chick is. She goes to my college and is always doing her Lady GaGa impersonations (poorly) around campus. For God knows what reason the campus paper has a story about her every week. Fucking awful.
Yumm!
haha thats shanon gaga. she went to the high school that im going to right now..
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I don’t wear leotards to class. Performances yes, videos yes, but not in class. You’re more likely to see me wear pants than wear a leotard in public going to class. But sometimes I wear it with pants. Also, I wear the wig for fun, I perform for fun. Yes, I did perform for to see Lady Gaga, but also I performed at bobcat ball for the Lambda Charity Event, which is the GLBTQA Social Organization on Campus. They were for the Out Youth Charity and the Allies Program. And, the University Star, they asked me to be in the paper (that goes for the Hoofbeat too) The Hoofbeat pictures cost $5 dollars for a Hoofbeat Fundraiser.
She has music vids. Our students @ TSU encourage her behavior. She now has an agent.
No one should have hair like that. Not even that popstar gaga woman.
well,. this picture is bad but you know,, i’ve seen all the pictures leading up to this one and… it could be worse
Shame she used such a wonderful fabric on such a poor costume =<
I used this same material to make an outfit….though It was full body; and I wore tummy tuckers and leg tuckers under it when I was bigger.
….she needs a seamstress to go with that agent
Oh dear, if Lady Gaga were dead, she’d be turning in her grave. Like a ventilator.
i actually know this person…..lol.. we call her “Shannon Gaga”