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Fashion Fail - Lovely Dress, Knockers

Submitted by: strayers via Submission Page

Unfortunately, Steve Stevens’ Wikipedia article says nothing about his personal life, so I don’t know if this is his wife or an arts and crafts project he’s working on with some balloons and glitter that he got on sale at JoAnn’s. I had no idea that Rit Dye came in “Montag.”

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  1. Nyckname says:

    “Poorly dressed”?! It should be illegal for her to wear anything else.

  2. Jane says:

    It seems he’s died yesterday. Someone called Mistress Juliya had Twittered about it yesterday. Could she be in the pic?

  3. duck says:

    if it takes that many dots to cover that bush she need to do some grooming

  4. Kronos85 says:

    Less dots ! Less dots ! :)

  5. david says:

    Left WIN, Right FAIL

  6. lizard says:

    Why do you want her to show more? I think she’s pretty ugly, what with the straw barbie hair and the *fake* boobs. And obviously bad taste stripper-wear.

  7. Evil Star says:

    She has a thong, or is`t a big dot? hahaha.

  8. Junky says:

    nip alert, nip alert

  9. Mariah says:

    Stripper wear isn’t meant to be seen outside of a strip club

  10. Nelson says:

    Yeah… Like blue dots aren’t attracted to YOUR crotch and nipples.

  11. Drei says:

    she is cool:) wouldn’t mind a bite from that

  12. Lady Anne says:

    OK, OK, I’m not up on all the latest stars, so I don’t even know who this woamn is, but what or who is that beside her? Eyeliner and earrings. So, is this hubsand/boyfriend? Lesbian lover? Why is his/her fly open? Please explain all this to a little old lady.

    • fmytaco29 says:

      Thats not his/her fly, but I thought that at first to. It’s his/her (let’s say it’s) undershirt poking out. As for all that other stuff, I don’t know and don’t care enough to find out.

  13. Demidan says:

    Her fishnet outfit makes it look like her head is detachable, and he looks like a drunken blowup doll that needs a hair cut.

  14. YD says:

    I can’t believe that no one has said anything about his fly.

  15. teatime of daftness/death says:

    The mesh fabric does not do her any favors, it makes her look more fake than she already is.

    • Zhoen says:

      Hey, she paid for it. Or somebody paid for it.

      Why is it I can only imagine her at 70, still bulbous, but otherwise…well, wizened ?

  16. earspanker says:

    What’s Snooki doin’ with the big blonde ??

  17. NJ says:

    I don’t think it’s his/her’s fly. the bottom of the shirt is unbutton.
    She really needs to cover up her bust some more and her underwear also.
    all in all it’s just a plain fail.

  18. Bman32x says:

    her body is (plastically) delicious. Clothes are indeed poor. Even for the guy!

  19. rab3 says:

    When I think of you I touch myself.

  20. rab3 says:

    Sorry I can’t get that Divinyls song out of my head.

  21. xmax says:

    I can’t believe Steve Stevens, was actually the ice cream man in my old neighborhood once in L.I.

  22. john says:

    The “chick” in black has chest hair! AAAARRRRGGGGGAAAAA, The Eye candy beside it is fun to look at.

  23. TTquick says:

    In your best Billy Idol voice – ♫ “Face to face, and back to back, you see and feel, my sex attack. FLESH! Flesh for Fantasy!” ♫

  24. d23gal says:

    apparently she is josie pearl and claims she is 22 years old
    http://dlisted.com/node/36332
    http://www.socalpromodels.com/Josie/

    • vanessa says:

      She looks WAY older than that?! Thought she was a woman in her 40s trying to look young…

      ruining her best years…ffs…

  25. isabel says:

    I think that is Shakira.

  26. runlevel0 says:

    Is it just me or is the head of the blonde exaggeratedly huge?
    Look at that mates, the head is bigger than both silicon boobs together !!!

  27. c money says:

    i dont think 2 many people were looking at the face more then the ……..

  28. GaGa says:

    perhaps this has already been stated, and I apologize (too lazy to read all of the comments) but that “guy” looks like a middle-aged WOMAN….

  29. PaulyLama says:

    What’s up with her huge head? Like she could literally bite his head off.

  30. Ron says:

    I think those are two dudes

    • Kia says:

      You know…. I keep wondering why the dots above the thong bulge that much…. than I look at the face and back at the crotch…. still not sure if this indeed is a woman…..

  31. trlkly says:

    The whole thing looks face. I kept looking if I could see the side of the cardboard cut out.

    And, yes, the dude look like a lady.

  32. Josvd says:

    LOL, someone needs to tell her to cover herself with dots until she has a shirt on.
    Also, next to her, is that a boi or a girl???

  33. Hunter says:

    Damn… Steve Stevens.

    I wanna see these two walking into the party in slow motion as the Top Gun Anthem starts up and wind blows their hair in that overplayed, yet somehow perfectly cinematic Hollywood way.

  34. Captain Obvious says:

    Proof that fame can overcome most things women find repellent.

  35. Miguel says:

    No, it’s not his wife. Steve is still one of the greatest rock guitarists ever.

  36. James says:

    For those who were wondering about his fly. It is actually the inside of his shirt. If you bother to look at his chest you will see that where he leaves the shirt unbuttoned it twists a little and the inside part is a different color. Why someone would design a shirt that way I have no idea. But only someone with too much money would buy it. As for the girl, who cares who she is? It isn’t like anyone here has enough money to spend the night with her. And on the bright side any women looking at the pic will now know that it is a fashion blunder.

  37. pepsibookcat says:

    “He” looks far more feminine than “she” does.

    The sad truth is that as I stare at her (the sequinned one), my primary and inescapable thought is that she’s probably going to die very young of medical complications of some sort.

  38. Yellow says:

    I love the female body but that is just hideous. Come on guys, don’t give out your approval just for any old pair of jugs. Be selective.

  39. Sickwacko says:

    F#$%ing slut. those breasts can’t be real.

  40. sasha says:

    I can’t believe how lifelike both mannequins look. Its almost as if they are real, my only question is why would you dress pair of dummies like that, usually you use them to promote clothes, is this an art show?

  41. oh noes... says:

    Oh Steve…what happened to you dude? I thought you were one of the coolest, sexiest and smartest guys out there…and now? You show up with THIS? I guess it IS true…men have no brains…just private parts…

  42. natasha says:

    static cling + bingo chips = this hot mess

  43. jayne says:

    Old news – she’s ditched and he’s dating a normal (and very cute) british chick that is friends with billy morrison. She was at the gig the other night and they make such an adorable couple – he seems besoted with her ! Think he name is Sarah

    • Bish Please says:

      Oh Sarah Gleeson, you are so lame. You post everywhere about your imaginary relationship with Steve when he has never even met you. So sad.

  44. Mr. Poly-personality says:

    Wow, i hope to never see anther pic that i wood title: “Mr./Ms. Slutty Speckle-Dots & Mr. Froto, the
    nutty emo-freak-docter, Shortstock!”. But cereal-ously, Steve Stevenson is one hell of a guitarist, LONG LIVE ROCK FOR AN ETERNITYYYYYYY!!!!! 8)

  45. piercedpikachu says:

    yup thats his girlfriend Josie
    theyre on a reality show now

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/married_to_rock/cast_bios.html


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