Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
These are the things that I noticed about this picture, in the order that I noticed them:
1. Dog.
2. Mustache.
3. Dog!
4. Mullet?
5. Popped collar.
6. DOG!!
7. Sunglasses, hand weight, white wine (I kind of noticed all of those at the same time)
8. Shorts.
9. Dog!
10. Wait a second . . .
11. DOG!!!
12. Is that . . . in his shorts . . . ?
13. Let’s just keep looking at the dog!!
14. Oh no. Please tell me it’s not.
15. DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
16. [violent sobbing]
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I used to know a guy who always carried a little dog around with him. He wanted to impress girls with how lovable he was. Didn’t work for him either.
You know, I just realized I can see his left nut.
thats kavinsky, isn’t it?
Yes, #12…. and I need soap for my eyes.
looks like there’s a little bit of nut sack showing
You forgot to mention the tattoos
You know, if you haven’t brought up the tattoos, probably all of the rest of us would have a much happier existance, due to blissfull unawareness…
I noticed them too…I like the knife thru the heart visible on the inside left bicep. Then I noticed naughty bits hanging out of his shorts…And then I kinda threw up a little bit, so no blissful unawareness for me. Pardon me I need to go bleach my eyes clean…
SAVE ME SOME EYE BLEACH!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to say that the little shorts, er, “problem” was the first thing I noticed.
I have some news for you.. Sorry.
The tattoo isn’t helping. Especially when it matches the dog’s sweater.
Lets not forget the wrist bands!
Terry cloth wrist bands AND a hand weight. I just have to hope this is a retro 80′s shot, and not a revival 80′s intention.
No one noticed the wristbands? He must be planning a tough workout. No wonder the dog looks nervous.
lawl
Looks like a Roman soldier helmet sneak attack to me.
Am I the only one noticing how skinny he is and how he’s holding lady weights? This guy has GOT to be gay, and he plays the girl. IYKWIM Even so, he really should have kept his knees together in those shorts.
Poor little pup, even if it is evil.
Two words to all you who don’t think this guy is gay: White. Wine.
No, he is trying to be play a douche or he is a douche
I agree- 100% hipster. You can tell by his expression that he’s super cool and can never be convinced to care about anything you say. Ugh. Hipsters. Just give it up now. I’m going to steal all your fixies, smash them up and make a sculpture for my front yard. Maybe I’ll make it an enclosure, like a trap. Yeah! I’ll put some PBR on a table full of thrift store clothing inside to lure you all in. Then I’ll have a hipster zoo and charge people to come throw peanuts at you. We’ll have special shows every hour on the hour where you play records and talk about how lame everything is while you roll your eyes and sigh.
You forgot to add Tatoo and hand brace HAHAHAHHAAA
poor dog… that thing must smell./. the man I mean
he’s just a hipster pretending to be a chad. kind of cute actually. loving the terrible tats.
Someone rescue the Chihuahua. Looks terrified (probably has looked down!)
…And the “Crucifix-with-setting-sun” tattoo? When was that?
For me:
1) Sunglasses, hair, mustache all at once. What a creeper.
2) Dog
3) Shorts! Oh lord look at something else!
4) Blue weight
5) Tattoo
6) Dog’s pained expression and posture
7) Shor- ack no! Better scroll down and read caption!
8) Huh. Popped collar. And…oh Jeebus let that just be a fold of his shorts and not a glimpse of…of… I dare not think the word.
lol that’s supposed to be #8. I didn’t know it would be emoticon-ized.
I hope this is a joke personal ad picture
Anyway, that’s not white wine. That’s a glass of exuisite Perrier.
you know what i think? i think that’s scott from that kardashian show
OMG!I thought that too!Pretty close, huh?
Disturbingly enough, he looks a little like my first boyfriend, who really was a little on the creepy side, looking back on it.
Well, more than a little.
I just hope to God he’s not a time traveler from the future.
Hey, isn’t that Günther?
Isn´t it Ethan Hawke..??
Is that a vinyl chair?
This is GUNTHER from gunther.net
He is Tutty fruity summer love…
He will touch your tralala…..hmmmmmm… your ding ding dong…..
He loves all the sexy people and has been on the interwebs for a disturbingly long time! I haven’t thought of him in years! Thanks for the reminder : D
Watch the ding dong song for it’s fine lyrics but the Christmas video has such a classy shot of his ass post decadent orgy….
http://www.gunthernet.com/spindex.htm
Actually start with the opening page…
http://www.gunthernet.com/
*snort* Reminds me of this douchebag P.E. teacher in my old high school who thought all the teenage girls had the hots for him. Until the day he was showing off on the parallel bars and “something” fell completely out the side of his short shorts. Our shrieks of laughter set him straight on that little fantasy.
I had the same visual progression as you, but I viewed it on my touch-screen-smarty-pants phone. 10,000 times more scarring.
with all the observant people why did no one notice the pinkish/beige walls , white leather chair or pink frying pan
Holy crap! There is a pink frying pan! Maybe he’s just supporting breast cancer awareness. Yeah. That makes much more bearable.
Hate to say this but I would totally hit that.
you and me both buddy! this guys’s on my facebook friend’s list.
i am so lmfao i found him on here! and the fact that nobody said anything about that washington state mullet.
Isn’t this Gunther? The “Ooh, You Touch My Tra-la-la” guy?
Those aren’t wristbands, they are wrist braces. When you are that limp wristed even a lady’s weight could break a bone!!!
LOL!!
This is Gunther !!!
Has anyone noticed the stain on the chair right behind the dog’s butt? What about the, what looks like a 9-pack of Charmin toilet paper over his left shoulder?
Ok, light green pastel is officially the least manliest color out there. And is he drinking water from a wine glass?
He looks like Jon Lajoie from Youtube.
http://twitpic.com/1gu7yc
http://www.youtube.com/user/jonlajoie#p/u/6/qqXi8WmQ_WM
Though, I can’t find a video of him dressed like that.
Wow. Check the background — even his dishes are pink. If this shot is faked then that dude is a genius.
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Is that Paris Hiltons dog?
Unfortunately, I actually know this douchebag, and this picture is only “sort of” intended to be ironic. He’s a disgusting person, and really is this much of a tool in real life. It’s too bad you can’t see the rest of his tattoos- he was even on Miami Ink a few years back as the guy with the g-string tattoo. In fact, this is him (watch the video): http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/miami-ink/episode_highlights/episode_3_080905/episode3_highlights_04.html
You guys are just jealous! You know he’s just training to be a cage fighter!
And this is not actually Gunther, unfortunately. His name is Ryan Evans.
whats your name “M”
whats your name m
Pink dishes in the background dishdrainer — lots of pink back there. What a pad!
He decorated it with the ladies in mind… ya kno for his mom’s weekly bingo night!
WOW!!! he’s cute!
m’s name is most likely wide-eyed erica.
And he doesn’t even like to do his dishes. What a dirty bastard.
No wonder the dog looks nervous.
Alternately, like it’s longing for a glass of that wine.
Does anyone else notice that the dog’s little sweater outfit matches the guy’s shirt/shorts combo, like he was trying to coordinate the outfits? Poor little shakey bastard.
I did.
Eye bleach! EYE BLEACH!!!!
Looks like Gunther to me. Enter the Empire and see for yourself at http://www.gunthernet.com/
haven’t read all the previous comments but if it hasn’t been mentioned yet – clearly some hipster trying to look like an 80′s tool. the hipster tattoos totally give it away!!
First thought: “Oh, that poor dog. Someone save that dog.”
Second thought: Undecypherable moaning.
As a native Texan, blessed to be born in God’s country, and now living in MN, I can say this guy is a real redneck…and i think i went to school with his brothers….gag..
Oh Jesus…
That’s it little doggie, keep that tail tucked TIGHT. This guy is definitely questionable.
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Is it me, or does that poor chihuahua have a martyred expression on its face?
When I first saw the picture, I thought that was Günther.
Come on guys, barring the left testicle mishap, I’m pretty sure that everything in this picture is on purpose…and a joke. For crying out loud, he’s wearing a wig. I think it’s genius. My eyes could have done without the nut shot, though.
OMG! IT’S GUNTHER!!
but wheres the sun shine girls?
Me and Kyle were just going through pages and pages of this website and out of nowhere we see this picture….. of my cousin! Crazy!
Oh my god…..I own those shorts, I’m wearing them now!
You know who it looks like more than ‘Gunther’ (I don’t know who he is… Maybe I’m too young?)? He looks like Ian Watkins, the lead singer of Lostprophets with a freaky moustache going on.
Forgot to mention the lady weight. And the white wine.