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It seems that the thing people want to see these days is side boob, so I’m just playing along. You’re welcome.
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Side boob was in place. Martha wanted to seduce the officer, but she had to make certain her bathing suit bottom didn’t look like the thong she was planning on wearing that day. By chance, she changed her mind at the last minute to opt for the brighter turqoise color instead.
It paid off. The cop noticed!!! Now he was writing down his phone number just like she always dreamed….
I wish we could thumb up comments, because I so would give you one. Well I’ll cheer you verbally then. WOOOOO!
OH…DEAR…GOD!! will someone please get me the eye bleach?! I will never be able to unsee this.
Here’s an oldy. Help me I fallen and can’t get up!
This is why we should paid our police more for the dangers and abuse that they put up with.
she should go to that Curves
Growing up in Florida I can tell you I’ve seen alot worse. Having people walk around in bathing suits, even miles from the beach, is pretty common in Daytona, Cocoa, Miami, etc. Sadly some people don’t know when they need to retire the bikini. *shudder*
Is…is that…is that a tat on her left shoulder? Or is that a bruise?
Anyway maybe she was on her way to Curves, and it was “casual day” at the gym. OMG working out in a ‘kini. I think I just made this worse…
I think it’s some sort of melanoma.
You have add to my anti-Florida stance.
Finally the fashion police write a ticket. Your tax dollars at work.
What has been seen……….cannot be un-seen…..
I have finally found an instance where the old adage “less is more” does not ring true. Sadly, in this case, less is not more. Less is searing this horrifying image forever into my retinas. Mental pictures. Years of therapy. Seriously, someone needs to find this unfortunate woman and let her in on a little known secret. There are times in this life when MORE is truly more (and appreciated).
My….EYES…..HALP MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Living in FL, you get inured to all the crazy things that happen. I could see Harvey and the rabbit from Donnie Darko holding hands, skipping through Ocean Walk in Daytona, and my thought would be, “I wonder if the water’s warm in the ocean yet?” It’s something in the water. Mexico has Montezuma’s curse, FL has the curse of Meth-tainted water. Don’t drink the water!!!! Also, pregnancy has been known to occur upon consumption of water and BBQ.
I thought that was a man at first.
It’s my Ex-Mother-in-law!!!!!!!
yeah, I would arrest her for being that ugly too
i just lost my apitite…
EYE BLEACH! EYE BLEACH!
i was going to say the same thing!!! i know that lady too she lives on mweh street! wears ity all the time lolz jkjk
This site provides the best arguments for birth control. I love it.
oh god!!!! I can never unsee D: does anyone have any eye bleach?
jesus christ.. like nicole richie from the future..
How can he write her a ticket with a straight face… by not looking at her that’s how! Kudos to that cop, he is one nice professional ass guy
i think she may have been trying to ‘get her way out of that ticket’ :p
Huge kudos to the cop. I don’t think I’d be able to be so professional in that situation.
She’s just an old lady in a swimsuit.
she stuffed her bra!!!
Please tell me she’s not digging in there for her drivers’ license
My very first thought: “Is that a man or a woman?”
Second thought: “Oh, that poor cop.”
When the under-wire starts poking out, it’s time to toss it, no matter what garment it is, or how long it has faithfully served you before. Didn’t you watch House? A woman died from a staph infection after poking herself with her bra and breaking the skin.
Oooooh, how alluring!
She got a citation for unlawful use of a bathing suit….and rightly so.