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Fashion Fail - Its Oh So Tiring Being The Hooker Version of Marie Antoinette

Submitted by: Jen via Submission Page

Two words I never thought I’d type together: Cupcake Pasties.

Cupcake pasties. Cupcake. PASTIES. Stick a cake tester in me I’M DONE!

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  1. TheCannyScot says:

    May I sample your cherries?

  2. NomNom says:

    Hard to imagine to see this on anyone else but Lady Gaga first >_>

  3. REDREDRED says:

    I would like to try those cupcakes. If you know what I mean ;)

  4. j. says:

    I actually really dig this… plus it’s not like she’s wearing this on the street, it’s all part of a very well-done (if rather odd) costume.

  5. Ghoti says:

    This brings a whole new meaning to the expression “Let them eat cake.”

  6. rbt says:

    “I sure like them cupcakes on you girl”
    “what’s the matter cupcake?”
    “Excuse me, but are those raisins in the cupcakes?”
    “Cupcake > applie pie, anyday from now on”

  7. Lucy says:

    I know her! That’s Starla James!

  8. Liz says:

    I agree with j. She is not so much “poorly dressed” as she is wearing a costume in order to pose for a (rather unusual) shot.
    I prefer when you post pictures of what people actually wear when going outside.

  9. ClaudiaA says:

    Starla James (the model) is famous in the UK and ROCKS!!!!

  10. Shaid says:

    Honestly, I think this more belongs on Hawtness.com. She’ obviously posed and wearing a costume. It’s a cute and sexy outfit and it’s a little on the WTF side, but only a little. This really isn’t the place for it.

    However, as I appreciate a hot girl as much as the next girl, I don’t mind that it’s posted. It did make me smile.

    • runlevel0 says:

      Hot indeed!
      But maybe too many calories because of all this sugar… but well, the exta calories can be burned easily with a bit of exercise ;)

  11. Sammy says:

    I think the woman in this shot is Ulorin Vex, but I’m not entirely sure…

    *cough* Bloody Crumpets ftw.

  12. Dave says:

    Everyone else is stuck on the cupcake pasties, but I just can’t help but wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.

    • oregonbird says:

      Well, the upholstery doesn’t match the frame. She probably looked great before getting the new ones. I *like* seeing the relationship between the body and the breasts!

  13. Mia says:

    Oh, the sweetness! Definitely not poorly dressed.

  14. trlkly says:

    She pulls it off quite nicely, I think.

  15. Sally says:

    This picture has been taken entirly out of context, it is from a very talented corset maker as part of their 7 deadly sins range, the model is posing as (a rather burlesque version) of sloth, http://www.desertorchidcorsets.co.uk/mdc_catalogue_16.html

    • runlevel0 says:

      Oh, yes, how bad… the webmaster of PD should be ashamed… sooo bad…

      And hey: THX for the LINK Mate!!!!
      :)

  16. Starla James says:

    This is fantastic, that is me :) And I appreciate being compared to the wonderous Gaga :) Everyone is right,it was for a photo shoot,and i did not make those pasties lol,but you like the wig right…i made the wig, :) .

    Starla James

    xxx

    • wozzle says:

      I love the wig!
      Congratulations. This picture is cute, witty and fun.
      Poorly dressed? I think not!

    • The Seeker says:

      This is Sweeeeet! I found the same fabric in a shop near my home and made my babies pajama pants out of it…. They love it!

  17. Evil Star says:

    Once she turn 18 ^^

  18. deedee says:

    that picture belong to a girl whos making corsets for a living on etsy. she has others pictures like this one and i find them quite tasteful ;)

  19. Chass says:

    I am in love with every part of the costume.

  20. Sheila says:

    I think its a homage to Marie Antionette. She was known for her extravagant hair, affairs and the quote “let them eat cake” after all.

  21. treefrog says:

    This belongs on HAWTNESS.com, not poorlydressed!!!!

  22. Brainburrito says:

    this belongs on “hawtness”

  23. TwistedDoll says:

    hahah.That’s f***ing fabulous. I love every part of it.

  24. Starla James says:

    The photographer is Frankenstein Pictures
    and the designer of the corset is Desert Orchid Corsets
    Wig by myself.

    xxx

  25. sdp says:

    I think the outfit is gorgeous and very creative. Also Starla looks hot as usual. Now can you do one with cheeseburgers?x

  26. katty says:

    Poorly dressed??? WTF? This is so cool.

  27. Shmee says:

    I think this is adorable. It’s a great them for a photo shoot. I wish I had cupcake pasties.

  28. lameo says:

    1. It’s a photo shoot- not real life.
    2. It’s a play on “let them eat cake.”
    3. If anything, this should be on the weird poses site in the Cheezburger network, because it posts professional photos.
    4. I kind of love it.

  29. Starla James says:

    Oh good god,here comes the embarrassing hate slang :)

  30. Asia says:

    What the hell is wrong with the moderator of this site??? Poorly dressed? Are you KIDDING me?!?! Oh wait… I get it. There is a serious lack of artistic appreciation going on here. Ok, well, nevermind. Ignorance is different from stupidity. But now that you have been told that this is ART, you have no excuse next time!

    • Astrid says:

      Yeah, well this website never seems to get “art”, with the surprising exception of Joe Hawtness, who seems to actually appreciate the work that brings him boobies. Half of what’s on Picture is Unrelated is artwork of some kind or another.

      And of course, just because its art doesn`t mean that you have to like it. But laughing at something because you`re too ignorant or unintelligent to think about it and criticize it is just cheap.

      Oh wait, am I on the internet here? Nevermind.

      • j. says:

        Hey, who says you can’t laugh at art? The lovely thing about it is that, taken out of context, so much serious art becomes ridiculous! I’m not sure it’d still be art if it was any other way.

  31. max says:

    ive never been hungrier

  32. oregonbird says:

    I don’t want to boast, but I have that exact same feather cushion. You have to comb the tassels to make them look that smooth.

  33. Crownless says:

    As a dude with an appreciation for creative lingerie…

    Nailed it.

  34. Christie says:

    To whoever made that corset.. Awesome… the model is incredible and ballsy as hell for doing this in the firstl place and even as a straight female… yes this does belong on hawtness.com

  35. Darth Pants says:

    Man, I am so tired of seeing Katy Perry everywhere!

  36. Sandra says:

    Want the cupcake corset. ^^

  37. Atu says:

    OMG, she’s so beautiful! And these t*ts are begging “eat me” XD

  38. bltgsandwich says:

    This one probaby deserves a mention in “Hawtness”, too. Tasty.

  39. Kii-sama says:

    When Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake!” I don’t think THIS is what she had in mind…

  40. Kittymouth says:

    Lady Gaga is kicking herself for not thinking of this outfit first.

  41. Jesse says:

    your cupcake is falling let me hold it

  42. Spurinna says:

    Well, Candy Land just moved up to the adult level.

  43. [...] photo was submitted on Poorly Dressed. « Cupcake Tour [...]

  44. yes says:

    F**king love cupcakes

  45. WyldChyld says:

    Wow! I would SOOOO wear these for my Papi!!! Rowr! He’d love them!

  46. Mikey Mike says:

    I shan’t lie, Emilie Autumn was the first thing I thought of too.

  47. pepsibookcat says:

    I am a heterosexual woman, and even I recognize how utterly hot this is. (And, the corset maker has some crazymad sewing skills!)

  48. Katja says:

    Starla, the wig is awesome and you look fabulous in it. Good for you for posing for an awesome corset maker! Triple points for creativity, flair and a sense of humor.

  49. [...] going to want to have a cupcake party with everyone wearing corsets! ….. maybe not. Click here for an actual cupcake corset.  But, I do like the color combinations and extra ruffles. You can never have too many ruffles! [...]

  50. Jessica says:

    Just seeing this today, and my first thought is that it looks like Jackie Q in “Get Him to the Greek,” in her Ring around the Rosey video.
    Cool corset, though.

  51. amgine says:

    As has been said several times already (but it merits repetition!), this is NOT poorly dressed! Should instead be posted on hawtness :D

  52. Yaoifangirl13 says:

    I think the out fits cute! but awkard!

  53. BOB says:

    this outfit reminds me of that board game Candyland xD

  54. kittypurry says:

    California Gurls?? XD

  55. Matrika says:

    You know whats wrong with this pic ? No make-up and no cupcake in her hand ! damm whats wrong with the stylist ?

    • Starla James says:

      @Matrika: There is makeup , unfortunately the MUA who worked on the shoot wasnt very good, so it didnt stand out like it should have done.
      The shoot was to portray the sin of Sloth, therefor a cupcake would have ruined the theme of the shoot,however if it were to portray the sin of gluttony ….then yes a cupcake would have been an excellent choice, but then, everybody does this and we decided to step out of the box more and not be so samey :)

      Glad i cleared that up :)

      Starla James

      <3

  56. Alex says:

    actually, I like the corset part. I would never wear any of those things, but they are very artsy.

  57. Miss S says:

    I would absolutely wear this, in a heartbeat!!!! Its faaaaabbbbulouuuusssss!

  58. HP Loveshack says:

    Let them eat cake? Gladly.

  59. nikkia says:

    ugh… enough about lady gaygay. she’s the not first or last to dress extravagantly and is far from the best at it. this woman here looks wayyyy cooler than gaga has ever looked!

  60. EmmyJane says:

    This is a wonderful display of color and photographic art. I actually kinda dig it!

  61. Ronald says:

    Don’t know whether to get hungry or horny…perhaps it is an ad for a food-fetish.

  62. kitteh says:

    I’d kill for that corset.

  63. starla says:

    Its for sale if your interested :)

  64. The has says:

    It’s look good you know………..!!!!!!!! New mode at new age…….!!!!!!!!!

  65. Anal ASSassin says:

    This model is hot and I would pummel the ass off of her….also I would pummel the as off of GaGa too coz even if she is a guy or Hemaphrodite they both still take it up the ass.

  66. lolzy says:

    why call them pasties and cupcakes……. if we could just say “pastries” :D
    to me, this is a whole new level of field-combining awesomeness!

  67. Lei88 says:

    @ Starla – that is such a great shot… and I can imagine my wife-to-be being in something like that… she would appreciate the fun that is in it I think :D and thanks to the links i saw something that I could see that she would probably be happy to do when she is pregnant

    and I think it is great to see your sense of poking fun at history in this shoot… bet you had a blast ‘cos something in the pic shows that. And the under-showing of the makeup actually works, makes it look a little more like Marie Antionette in her comfort zone (mentally p*ssing on the plebs)

  68. starla says:

    LOL thank you :)
    I cant help you with the makeup side of things because i was devestated when I saw how terrible the makeup came out :( but thank you for being so kind :)
    I still have this corset for sale if you are interested lol, doing a little advertising there :P

    xx


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