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Fashion Fail - The Road To Jersey Shore

Submitted by: strayers via Submission Page

You can’t tell me that these things are actually marketed and sold to the public as skirts. Perhaps the clothing industry should be regulated by some FDA-like agency to prevent these sorts of atrocities. You can’t package up shards of glass and label them as “food,” and you shouldn’t be able to put a hair tie on a hanger and call it a skirt.

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  1. Captain Downtown says:

    fap fap

  2. beth!! :) says:

    W T F?????????????????????

  3. Mr Obvious says:

    Of course they are skirts. The problem is that the left girl had borrowed a skirt from the girl to the right, even though she needs a skirt three sizes larger.

    But the one to the left looks juuust right… Mmmm….

  4. name says:

    how do they look from the front?

  5. ISUCK says:

    LOL its like they have tube tops around their asses. Like most fashions if you don’t have the body for it (muffin top) it’s not that fashionable.

    I’d like to say, this is how i want my prostitutes to dress. You can asess the goods and acesss the goods.

  6. grey says:

    obviously two strippers heading home after a long night of “dancing”. either that or it’s two middle-schoolers on the way to the bus stop. kids these days…

  7. Nancy says:

    Maybe instead of working at “Hooters” they work at “Tooters”?

  8. steve says:

    “There is a time and a place. . .” – and often the street ain’t it!

  9. The Reverend Gently Feltersnatch says:

    “Atrocity” is not how I would choose to define these.

  10. CryogenicCat says:

    Yeah, someone needs to do something. But not to the left! (shivers)

  11. CountryFied says:

    gotta love the fact that they are both carrying sweatshirts on top of wearing long sleave shirts yet have barely anything on the bottom. If its really that cold out shouldnt you put a little more on the ass?

  12. i dat them says:

    the girls at the junior high next door dress this way ….which reminds me school is letting out now got to get the lotion and tissues…..

  13. deCarpa says:

    Its fine by me.

  14. tyberius says:

    Actually, there is an authority for those things. It’s the one that mandates hard hats for construction workers. I guess you should write them a letter complaining about how they don’t regulate sex workers’ attire.

  15. Cpt. Obvious says:

    The chick on the left should be fined while the one on the right should be commended.

    • vanessa says:

      Why captian obvious? yeah she has a bigger ass but because YOU dont like it …well, means nothing.

      I thing the other girl needs to borrow a little bit actually. Even things out.

    • JPhred says:

      You’re kidding, right?

      • vanessa says:

        No.

        And I really think as long as people find this : http://poorlydressed.com/2010/04/19/fashion-fail-under-boob/ Attractive, the the poor girl on the left doesn’t need any of your crap.

        • Annie Crimefighter says:

          You’re right. They don’t need our crap. They both need a brick in the face and a pair of pants.

      • Anon Ninnymous says:

        I think the problem vanessa is probably fat.

        • Charlene says:

          I think the problem is you and all the rest of you who automatically judge without knowing. Bigotry shouldn’t be practiced so nonchalantly… Have you ever asked yourself why you consider the stick people in many magazines to be “gorgeous”? Values of beauty have changed throughout the ages, but the unrelenting and cruel antics of humans have not. This is all coming from someone who’s proud and fine being 5’6″ and 115 pounds.

      • clotheswhore says:

        I think the problem isn’t fat, it’s that she’s not wearing the right size. She’s not really that big, she apparently doesn’t know how to shop though…

  16. Pimpmastajam says:

    Some one needs NOT to do something

  17. BehindGreyEyes says:

    Surely to god this is indecent exposure? Wandering home from your street corner or after a long night in the strip club, you’d think they’d shove a nice cardi on over that lot! :p

    • Skirtinator says:

      Depends on where this picture was taken. In the U.S., yes, they would be fined or arrested. Prostitution/indecent exposure is not illegal in all countries. And it shouldn’t be illegal anywhere, IMHO.

  18. OMG says:

    Appalled as I am, they look better than the previous picture “casual friday”. Now THAT’s obscene!!!

  19. Nilla says:

    The girl on the left needs a bigger size.
    And I need not to see their arses.

  20. Zebbedee says:

    they are FIIIINEEEEE

  21. Balls says:

    the girl on the right is smoking hot, ain’t nothing wrong with that.
    The girl on the left is like a moped, fun to ride until your friends see you.

  22. Oohh Yeah says:

    Either would make my evening. Gotta wonder what those skirts look like from the front. Now there’s a show.

  23. ron jon says:

    and they would get pissed if they caught you staring.

  24. Sally says:

    I bet they make these in 4XL….Beautiful

  25. Jesant13 says:

    I want them both. xD

  26. Leslie says:

    Muffin-top or not, they both have nice butts, and I would have to say that I like the butt on the left better and the legs on the right better.

    • Kay Schmidt says:

      Yes, what pretty round little buttocks to look at, even without comparison to the too many folks who should never have exited front door looking like that (nearby posts).

  27. Roy says:

    Maybe its me, but I’m really trying hard to find out what I might not like about this?

  28. ron says:

    I’s druther see this than some of extraordinary stuff that some really craaaazy fat dudes put on. Bleaaaa.

  29. scanmead says:

    Stacy! Clinton! 911!!!

  30. florida1 says:

    I wouldn’t complain about the muffin top. As a matter of fact, I like the whole muffin.

    • BehindGreyEyes says:

      I’m agreeing here. They both need to put some more clothes on but the ass on the left is way better XD

      • Tasha says:

        Looks like ‘muffin top’ has sum bangin’ love handles to me. So she should’ve gone a size or two bigger then it wouldn’t bulge like that still not bad. The other girl’s thigh highs are up way too high tho, thigh high not below ass dear

  31. Quats says:

    You still have no guarantee it’s not a man. Check the front if you’re trying to pick him/her up (and wave some cash for better chance of success). Better yet, try Crocodile Dundee’s gender test, in case it’s tucked.

  32. Zing says:

    I agree they shouldn’t be allowed to wear those… unless they look like the one on the right.

  33. G says:

    Yeah, such things are, indeed, sold as skirts. I think maybe truth in advertising might get them.

  34. Random Guy says:

    I don’t see a problem.

  35. K says:

    whats wrong with it

  36. ChuckNorris'sDaughter says:

    Hey! Be nice! Prostitutes need clothes too.

  37. JN says:

    I really don’t see the problem.

  38. Mariah says:

    Repeat after me:Stripper clothes are not to worn on the street.

  39. luce says:

    They can wear it all they want, I’ll just be grilling at them and if I become insane enough, maybe claw at their faces. I don’t care how good their bodies are (cause I’m no better, I’m not saying they’re ugly) but those clothes…..NO.

  40. Aaron says:

    To the men here who are pretending you don’t think both of these people are hot: stop pretending. You aren’t fooling anyone. I assure you 99% of straight men think the one on the right is smoking hot and would absolutely hate if she put on more clothes (regardless of what they say) — and 90% of straight men think the one on the left is hot too. 99.9% of straight men would bang either of them in an instant.

    I don’t buy that the majority of this blog is composed of straight women and gay men, so a large number of you above are simply lying about what you like.

    • Anteezy says:

      Nah you can see the face of the ho on the left she’s ugly, the one on the right however looks smokin’ but the face could be a disaster.

    • Ms Mae I says:

      @everyone hating on lefty–she’s still smokin, just strapped the belt on too tight. God forbid a girl not stab you with six exposed ribs while you ride, eh?

  41. Graeme says:

    Poorly dressed?
    Suit yourself.

  42. Lunamorte says:

    ye gods this horrid! Horrid I say!!!

  43. DZ says:

    those arent skirts, those are wide belts.

  44. Darth Pants says:

    Sadly, Florida’s attempt at a dress code for public high schools was an abysmal failure…

  45. Mealey says:

    The one on the right looks sweet if you ask me.
    Shes just wearing frenchies and a belt, I don’t think its meant to be a skirt.

  46. Jason says:

    Um…I see nothing wrong with this picture. Good Stuff!!!11 :D

  47. me says:

    Looks like Brazil tranny pros… Don’t ask me how I know…

  48. "Stripperella" says:

    Could they have forgotten the skirts and these are the garters used to keep their hose up?

  49. uh oh now youve done it!! says:

    Awwwww.. A portrait of mother daughter stripper bonding….

  50. ryoga81 says:

    I don’t see any problem here…a bit of a muffin top on the girl to the left. But other than that, no problems.

  51. Me says:

    was thinking the same exact thing

  52. Chesca says:

    OMG, My belt sprouted wings!

  53. Alexis says:

    To be fair, the girls are hot. But even a hot slut.. I mean, girl, should know what to wear. Only explanation for walking around wearing a belt as a skirt is a job as table dancer or a gangbang party at the neighbors house.

  54. elsie says:

    I’ll bet these girls are Russian or Eastern European.

  55. Cocconut says:

    What skirt? *-*

  56. Cocconut says:

    I really don’t see any problem. I’d tap that any day of the week.

  57. Megz says:

    Actually, I think that’s pretty epic. I am going to go lesbian at this rate.

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  59. iNAKO says:

    I call right.

  60. Kaeli says:

    They’re going to get raped.

  61. uwish says:

    I think these girls are likely strippers or work at a strip club because their outfits are very uniform. They’re basically wearing the same thing, so I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say they’re coming from work (granted I’d have brought some real pants to throw on after my shift). I think I was actually more distracted with the location of this photo tho.. where are they??

    • Liz says:

      Strippers don’t wear uniforms. They also know better than to walk around freely for something they can get paid for. :P

  62. Sinead says:

    It doesn’t matter whether the one on the left has muffin top and the right doesn’t, its still not something that should be worn out of a bedroom in my opinion..or a pimps and ho themed party, as long as you bring suitable to change in to…like actual clothes.

  63. Someone Else says:

    I can think of something surprising coming from behind.. LOL

  64. Wich Hunt says:

    G1: “Why do guys treat me like a desperate whore?”
    G2: “Like, totally!”

  65. JoRi B. says:

    It maybe poorly dressed but I would love to be walking along behind these 2.
    I bet the 1 on the left is really wobbly like a plate of jelly- yummmmm.

  66. Bob says:

    These fine young ladies are not poorly dressed. They are dressed *exactly* right.

  67. Lilly says:

    They’re dressed so slutty! My mom would kill me if I tried to go out of the house looking like that!

  68. Ms Mae I says:

    “…you shouldn’t be able to put a hair tie on a hanger and call it a skirt.”

    Yes, yes you should.

  69. Ric says:

    Boing!!!!! ;-D I’ll take the one on the right, please.

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  71. Zaant says:

    Greatest goddamn skirts ever.

  72. Francisca says:

    eeeww if these are prostitutes I would never sit in the seat they had sit in with all their juices going everywhere they sit. I would be afraid to get aids or crabs whatever they carry. This is why we have clothes to prevent deseases from spreading. Imagine unknowingly sitting a place someone with bad diarhea just sat in a nudist place.

    • Skirtinator says:

      That has got to be the most ignorant post I’ve ever read. People go to a nudist “place” and sit in someone else’s diarrhea? Is this really a problem that people are having? I mean, if I see that someone has shat in a chair, I’m compelled to sit elsewhere or leave the area completely.

      I would suggest that you do some research on how STDs are transmitted. I don’t think that it’s from sitting in a seat, especially if you are fully clothed. It wouldn’t matter if they were nude or not. If you could get diseases from sitting in a public seat, the human race wouldn’t stand a chance.

      And I don’t think a woman’s juices just flow constantly getting everything soaking wet. If that were true, women would never wear pants.

      I can’t believe I actually responded to this crap.

    • joeymany77 says:

      wtf is wrong with u

  73. Kesiah says:

    I’m glad they’re wearing long sleeves. it makes the act so much more justifiable. I mean, if they were wearing a tube top, wouldn’t that be weird?

  74. AnimAl says:

    O I’m doin somethin alright… FAP FAP FAP FAP

  75. Cat says:

    Girls. Put some clothes on. PLEASE.
    Those aren’t skirts. And it’s not attractive. It’s stupid. And it makes you look like prostitutes.
    Seriously.

  76. Pig says:

    All women should dress like this at all times for the pleasure of men.

  77. Matt says:

    These have got to be Neapolitan prostitutes.

  78. Aaron says:

    the left one doesnt have a huge muffin top…shes just ugly. The right on the right looks hot though.

  79. psk75999 says:

    I am thinking the one on the left is a guy…start with the chin!

  80. Lala says:

    Doesn’t matter what ou look like, how large or small ou are, ou shouldn’t be walkin around with your ass hangin’ out. Unless you’re paid by the hour, leave something for the 2nd date.

  81. treesagreen says:

    the one on the left is for the guys that like a woman to look like a woman, the one on the right is for the guys that like a woman to look like a boy. lots of guys like that nowadays

    • missyme says:

      at least i am not the only one who noticed that its seems like no guy wants a woman anymore they want girls who look like 10 year old pre-puberty boys

  82. wargasm says:

    i think he meant to assess as in check out the goods then access the goods :l

  83. OGoX says:

    i guess whoever reared them didn’t do a very good job… i mean.. they shouldn’t be able to walk.

  84. JohnnyT says:

    The poster of this picture must be a woman, and a mother at that. You see, us guys really, really like this. You might call them whores. We might call them whores. We might never want to get their numbers to call them, but that won’t stop us from staring.

  85. Gutaisgod says:

    gonna go out on a short limb here and say these girls are eastern european, Romanian most likely.

  86. Amy says:

    The girl on the left isn’t too fat… she just has a really ugly ass and too tight of clothes.

  87. Logan says:

    oh my this is tragic

  88. Walrus says:

    I see no problem.

  89. merooowr says:

    wow.. I think those are those… tube bras…

  90. Mitur Binesderti says:

    You know those are dudes right?

    • Gigglemonkey says:

      I am so very glad I’m not the only one who questions the gender of these “ladies.”

      The only difficulty I have with this theory is, no self-respecting drag queen would go out of her way to wear a skirt that gives her muffin top. Ass-cleavage is totally fair game, but boys in skirts generally want to accentuate any semblance of hips they have, not strangle them by squeezing so hard they threaten to explode.

  91. KrazedKatHooman says:

    These are both guys.

  92. keniakittykat says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised this would be the new fashion this summer -__-!
    and many people would buy it…

  93. Seo says:

    What’s the big problem?

  94. -.-""" says:

    Errrrr need a skirt with that belt?!? SLUTS.

  95. MyRepose says:

    The one on the right is mine. The other one can go shopping for a bigger skirt.

  96. blah says:

    thats disgusting and you’re all perverts (those who like this horrible photo). :]
    kthxbai

  97. christy4585 says:

    How can you say someone is hot and not even see their face yeah they may have a nice back side but it doesnt mean the front looks the same I think some people are just that pathetic

  98. The Pimp says:

    I”d tap them both ; )

  99. lush says:

    Am I the only one that prefers the ass on the left! Face no. Ass, YESS!

  100. jeremy says:

    hey they would look fine if they weren’t whores now think of your girlfriend in them and what would you say?

  101. Jo says:

    lol at all these guys who say, “Mmm. I’d tap that.” and so on.

    You creepers couldn’t even nail this kind of trailer trash if you tried.

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  103. Is says:

    I like the woman ass on the right…the one on the left…not so much…beauty is in the eye of the beerholder..lol

  104. Linkler says:

    “Lady” on the left is a man.

  105. Kat says:

    Wow people. They’re making sexual jokes at these skanks. Oh well. Tis what keeps the world going I guess. Skanks and the men who like em.

  106. candyluna says:

    well, they are prostitutes..

  107. candyluna says:

    is this how I should dress to make the guy at work who I am head over heels for, pay attention to me???

    LMFAO BAD ATTENTION

  108. rtolove says:

    the one on the left’s ass just looks bigger cause its being pushed down and out by that headband she is wearing as a skirt, and BOTH need to cover up.. unless they are trying to get paid for it or REALLY want to get laid that morning.. i wore a tube top as a skirt before.. but didnt realize, it fit though, actually im not sure what that thing was, a label on somethings would be nice


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