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Um, you know what? I think I’ll just have water, thanks.
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If that’s being poorly dressed, there is nothing that could be considered not poorly dressed. Everything about that outfit is made of the purest awsome and then guilded i win.
I’d probobly “Tap” that.
Oh god
She probably wouldn’t let you.
Hopefully the beer comes with “Head”
you are completely right!
There is noting wrong with the outfit nor with the girl!
It totally ROCKZ! FTW!!
poorly dressed?? on the contrary my friends …
Nice taps.
It doesnt look like a bad tap.
Oh, fer crying out Pete’s sake–she’s just being festive!
Hawtness! Hawtness! Hawtness!
I’ll Drink from her taps ANYTIME!
You mean that you’d tap dat
I can’t for the life of me understand how i missed thatr one.
yeah, hot girls and cold beer!
what else can a man wish?
u got THAT right! take me over to her house, im PARCHED!
*pant* *pant* too HOT! please, need, TAP!!!!!!
Didn’t we see this on hawtness.com? Anyway, the beer will be all warm and – oh, who am I kidding? Kegstand, anyone?
I WOULD SOOO TAP THAT
I…..LOVE….HER!!!!!
this isnt really a poorly dressed thing.
this is obviously a stripper dressed up for possibly the most awesome party of all time.
y’all juss jealussss!
lol
oooh, they have skank beer on tap! Sooo, you guys who love this chick, you’d marry her, let her mother your children, introduce her to your parents, yes? And there’d be no prenuptial contract, yes?
Depends on if she has more good personality traits then just having clever hilarious ideas for ABC party costumes.
Otherwise we’re all happy to just drink her tit beer.
mmmm tit beer
No, we’d just tap that and run.
Oooohhh! I just LOVE bitter snark…
Yolanda, you’re too old. Sorry.
sorry nuthin, silly. I AM too old, but it’s not a shame, I had my fun and didn’t have to offer free beer or give up my choices. I am quite happy these days with a good husband and a happy home. No problem. There’s more to life than having men pester you to distraction. the flattery wears thin surprisingly quick.
How do you know the girl in the picture isn’t “quite happy”? Have you ever been to an ABC party? Most people are wearing next to nothing, guys and girls. They make all sorts of weird outfits from duct tape, garbage bags and bed sheets. Its supposed to be a funny crazy sort of gathering. Rigging up a boob kegs is clever.
Whats wrong with her giving out free beer? Don’t most men give out a fair deal of free alcohol at the bar and party scene?
woah woah woah…..who said the beer is free lady? a quarter a cup…but for your trolling ass $5.50
lmfao XD
I agree with Yolanda. I may not be old, but I know enough to live life happily. You can have more fun that lasts longer with a real relationship. She will probably listen to you and what you want if you make it last. Waiting has its values, respect, and enjoyment. Just stay open minded. DON’T RUSH! The more pure you are, the more you’ll enjoy it.
why can’t she have both? This is a pretty ingeneous set-up, it’s clever, inventive and bold. As said above, if she was nice then yes, I would be happy dating her and introducing her to my parents. For the record, I’m a loving husband with a mortgage. There’s no reason you can’t have both these things and you’re selling your life short if you keep such a narrow-minded view of things.
Well, those things wasn’t the first to spring to mind.
oh quit being a killjoy, are you mad you cant wear a tap-kini?
Is marrying some new position i’ve never tried?
google : “one night stand”. some people just wants to have some fun
Yes, those people get diseases…
But seriously, there are way better ways to be sexy than that. Like actually having boobs.
I think “One night keg stand” would be more appropriate
Jealous!?
Every college man and male twenty-something’s fantasies, an hot girl and beer, combined into one package. No heterosexual man will every say no to that. I am surprised it is not the required outfit for most fraternities
Speak for yourself! Yeah her boobs are REALLY nice, but she also looks so trailer trash that I can smell the cigarettes and chlamydia from here.
2nd that
And *I* can hear her three bratty illegitimate fetal-alcohol-syndrome children from here.
Does Jesse James know about her?
This would be hotter without the ugly shoulder tattoo. Wtf is that? A Celtic knot designed by her 2-year-old illegitimate son?
I’D TAP THAT! XD
I would sooo tap that
Her parents are probably paying her college expenses and getting a weekly phone call or email telling them how hard she’s studying.
Some people will always find something to criticize… “Oh, I can smell trailer trash a mile away!” A tattoo designed by her illegitimate child… Man, you people are really reaching… What do you want to see, her birth certificate, drivers license, voting record, full medical records from birth and her last three paycheck stubs? Get lives… She’s cute, got some ink and it’s a silly/funny outfit
Maybe… jealous?
I never said I wasn’t jealous of parts of her. There are just some things I’m not jealous about, and I thought I’d point them out like the petty woman I am
Maybe more than just the “naked flesh – brain off”-attitude of people here. It is ridiculous to wear that no matter what you look like and where you are.
i can has chug-a-lug?
I’d tap that. rofl
nothing wrong with this. delete it. NOW.
*bump*
I think it original and I LIKE IT A LOT… can I use the twin taps???
Never was weened off.
2006… no thanks. She’s had at least seventeen children and three fianceés by now.
why were u looking at her shoulder
yeah, I’d tap that
Wow that yeast infection seems to have gotten out of control. No problem add a little hops and we have an epic win.
Who said anything about marrying her and having kids? Booty call all day long.
Somebody lost a bet
Prepping her Halloween costume a little early?
ABC party I suspect.
was shot in 2006? that milk must be stale already.
In b4 Milk, Milk, Lemonade…
best dress up ever
She has shitty bud light on tap.
Have to give her points for effort on the outfit, but that’s about it. Fake hair, fake tan, fake nails, probably fake breasts (hard to tell with the nozzles in place, but with someone that skinny it’s a likelihood), the oh-so-stylish Celtic tattoos, rhinestone belly-button ring…yeah, creativity ends with the costume. I’ll take my wife any day, with her real hair, real boobs, real (pale) skin, etc.
Of course.
The grapes, they are sour, said the Fox.
This should be on Hawtness.
the best part is you have to pump it every half hour to keep up the pressure lol
I bet she’s a burlesque performer and that’s her outfit. I have a lot of friends who do burlesque and they come up with similar outfits, including one who had miniature Jack Daniels bottles hanging from her pasties. (Burlesque is as much about comedy as stripping, and they seldom, if ever, show the goods more than what you’re seeing above.) I see that and just chuckle over an inventive outfit.
ewww, really poorly dressed lol
That beer’s gonna get mighty warm traveling through all that plastic tubing. I’d say 98.6 F or so. How very impractical.
Wait, wait, wait…
Nipple taps? Beer? This could go in So Much Pun!
It’s a Milk Bar!!
(greetings to our British and Australian friends)
This is from the Hog’s Breath Homemade Bikini contest in Destin, FL. http://www.hogsbreath.com/destin/bikini-contest-destin.htm
bet it feels real good though
You guys realize that, if anything were to come out of there, it would be breast milk, right?
I’m a 34 year old straight woman who never got to be “HOT,” and even I can appreciate the costume is clever and the girl has a GREAT body. Maybe a little thin, but still, I can understand the guys’ reactions.
Oh, I’m sure you are hot enough, in your own way.
Poor girl. She doesn’t need the taps…
Just the beer.
(Kidding)
this picture screams “HO.”
damn… I’m suddenly an alcoholic!
She’s going to run out of beer fast!
Ha, I like it! New & improved breast milk pump. You can express milk for the baby & feel sexy doing it! Also, hands free.
Her Papa must be so proud to see what a classy daughter he’s raised
damn shes hot naked
I call that a WIN
woh woh woh woh!! omg, i think thats my english teacher! OMFG! THATS MY ENGLISH TEACHER!
its alright. in grade 7 a kid brought a playboy to class and lo and behold—- it was our tech sub Ms “Cookie”Palmer i feel your pain…here’s some bleach and a funnel.
Look at that, fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs… What do you bet that their is a penis behind those beer cans? There’s enough room.
Chances are “she” spends so much time on looks that “she” doesn’t have enough time to work on brains, just a body, just an empty slutty shell.
I would hit that…
With my car!
Wow, envy is an ugly thing. The girl is dressed up for a costume/bikini party, and we’ve got comments on how she’s “an empty slutty shell”, that she has “three bratty illegitimate fetal-alcohol-syndrome children”, and that she smells of “cigarettes and chlamydia”.
Wow, learn to control your hate, or just do the world a favor and empty your veins. Sheesh! The girl is good looking. Women, don’t deny it. Any hate comment from a woman just makes me chuckle and picture you as this girl: http://poorlydressed.com/2010/05/16/fashion-fail-oh-my-g/
Straight guys, any claims that you wouldn’t sleep with her if you were single are completely unbelievable. Now don’t get me wrong; I understand why you are writing those comments. Now run off real quick, because I think your wife/gf just came home and if she catches you looking at attractive women again, you’ll have to tell everyone in the office that you walked into a doorknob again.
Wow. That is an extremely hateful comment. Just because she looks great and she knows it doesn’t mean she’s an “empty slutty shell” or that she has a penis. She takes care of herself. I take care of myself too and I’m not a slut, I don’t have a penis, my tan is real, my boobs and hair color are real too. I’m in college and doing very well. Sure, her hair color is obviously fake as that color is not natural, but what’s wrong with that?
You need to re-evaluate your own self image. I suspect that you are unhappy with your own appearance and that is why you are so angry at people who look better than you. If you exercise and eat healthy you can look good too, that’s what I do.
TROLL!!! =O I’m willing to bet that you’re so upset because if you were to wear the same outfit people wouldn’t be trying to shove tips under your (long beer straw?) but rather they’d be offering you money out of pity (so you could PLEASE cover up) because you’d look like a whacked-out-downtown-crazie with a serious alcohol addiction…
and if you think that is a man, then you’re obviously not getting any XD I feel sad for you.
So… the final product is an extra creamy beer?
she’s cute, etc. And I hope she has fun. But as someone who only recently started a regiment of careful grooming, it requires a HUGE amount of time. Must wash the hair daily so I can style it properly, have to waste hours of shopping for flattering affordable clothes and generally managing the wardrobe — which has become a job all by itself, make-up, exercising, manicures, pedicures, conditioners, skin treatments, checking out the latest beauty tips, exercise tips, fashion tips — it takes an enormous amount of time out of my day, not the mention the money. Jesus, who knew this is what those women deal with to look that good!
I do look better, but I don’t feel any better just because other people are finally pleased with my appearance, and thank god I didn’t waste my time on this crap when I was in college and preparing for my future. This time-intensive routine is not gonna last, lol
So yeah, all that doesn’t leave much time for cultivating the brain. And the people mentioning all this crap are not “jealous”, just tired of being expected to look like a Barbie doll in order to appease Mr. Doesn’t Do Anything But Comb His Hair.
Awfuckit, he doesn’t deserve me.
It’s a hot girl in a homemade bikini. There’s plenty of things to be offended by online; this is hardly the worst. Jesus Christ lighten up.
Yes, it does take a lot of time to look that good. However, for the last several years I’ve found the time to do my make-up, wash my hair and style it daily, exercise for at least 1 hour 5 days a week, shop for cute clothes, etc and STILL do great in college. It’s all about time management.
I don’t feel better because OTHER people are pleased with my appearance, I feel better because *I* am pleased with my appearance. I’m healthier than I used to be and I’m stronger both emotionally and physically. There’s nothing wrong with looking good and knowing it.
you people are nuts.she is smokin hot.
Function meets form. Bravo.
HOW IS THIS AT ALL “POORLY DRESSED” ?!?!?!
Bud Light = Poorly Dressed.
Stay Thirsty My Friend!
…oh it’s bud light?…forget it.
Not poorly dressed. Great costume! SO HOT! But where does one wear a costume like that in the middle of March? Seriously. . . ? March 20, 2006 was a Monday. That’s what I call a casual Tuesday outfit!
Some people have no shame.
Disgusting, some people have no self respect.
Instead of Bud Light, wouldn’t it be more appropriate to be serving Busch?
Is this devochka making a reference to the moloko mannequins from ‘A Clockwork Orange’? Real horrorshow, yet as queer as a clockwork orange…
Hey “Not-A-Slut”, it sounds like you need to get laid! LOL
she should add one more tap and have bud on the left bud light one the right and then have a bush tap!!!
I think all the girls on here are just jealous, snotty or sheltered. She’s hot. Her body is hot. And the boob taps are SERIOUSLY hot. I’m a girl, I’m straight, I’m happy and classy most of the time. But I’d open my mouth and let it pour cuz i wish i was that clever.
There are some people on here that seriously need to have that long stick removed from their butts. The baby doll is hot, nice rack, great smile and the picture is funny as hell. End of story.
Cyberkedi…..you must’ve been hit in the head many times to think this is poorly dressed…
I’d sip on those “taps” any day….
i just wish people could come up with classier halloween costumes. i mean, it’s very, very clever… but still….
Looks like she’s got Busch.
This is sooo wrong. Its disrespectful to woman. im gay
Id rather have the Taps on a guys penis
HOOOOLLLLAAAAA
This. Is. Fantastic.
Damn you look hot i think i squeeze that tonight (bang bang)
I hate bud light but in this case I would drink it straight from the tap.
I WANT that ‘outfit’.
(just to clearify, I am a girl)
It is AWESOME.
no no no. cans uptop tap below…. for the syphon.
a female must’ve submitted this hatin on this hottie
Dude, that’s retarded. I am a woman, way better built than her, and all my parts are REAL. That’s trashy, and bud light is gross anyway. She should get a life and put on some clothes.
That is the best outfit a women coud ever have!
so u guys want her… shes no different than any other girl. She has the same hole as any other chick
Yeah but with beer!!
ID TAP THAT
CAPS LOCK FOR WINS
You, uh… got chocolate mil- er…
Some women will do anything for that extra special attention!!!
It’s shows what the other half of the female race lack.
thatss fucking perfect just tv plasma world cup and thsi girls woow magic moment
Wow, someone’s jealous. Those are 1st-class perfect breasts in size, shape and firmness. I’m sure all the guys here will agree.
I have NEVER wanted a beer so bad, if you do not dig this, then your a hater and I will happily take your share. OH HELL YEA
Every guy’s dream…
She’s not BADLY dressed… she’s not actually dressed…
Makes me thirsty!
WTF?! hahahaa
why am i turned on by this
I’ll have one of those…as long as it comes with a girl like that.
Is that a keg in your back pocket, ‘cuz I’d really like to tap ‘dat ass.
wants to suckle at her teet
Perfection!!!
haha 143 comments for this one !
she fill two roles at any party. Hot date, and portable beer. This is an epic WIN.
Nipples… boobs… perfect… *grabs a beer*
Do those taps fill the furry cup?
I wonder if the beer comes with “Head”