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Fashion Fail - Different Times, the 70s

Submitted by: Ty via Submission Page

The seventies were awesome. I want to go back to a time when women could be women and didn’t have to hide the fact that they have nipples.

Well, they did have to hide it, but behind a facsimile of the real thing.

Okay the seventies were stupid.

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  1. ISUCK says:

    LOL “have that sensual cold weather look all the time”

    It does turn me on tho

    I hope i just can’t see the decimal place and this bra isn’t $2000 with $150 PH

  2. sigh says:

    My nipples show through my bra most of the time anyway.

  3. mimblewimble says:

    Has to be faked. Who would pay $2200 dollars for a bra? In the 70′s?

    • ChesterWoof says:

      Nobody but they prolly would cough up the $22.00 asked for in the ad. (and the $1.50 shipping) I remember seeing this ad. back in the 70′s ,in Penthouse© I believe

    • Chass says:

      The bra is $20, plus $1.50 shipping ($2.00 shipping if to Canada.) Decimals don’t show well in poor scans, but you can see a slight space where the decimal would be.

  4. Mariah says:

    Isn’t the current trend in Hollywood. Fake nipples to keep the men happy. Does any man really believe that any women with larger than a b-cup can go around bra-less and maintain perky breasts and nipples?

  5. Krista says:

    You can still get that just-in-from-the-cold look today, the only difference is that you don’t need an entire bra …. http://www.softer-ware.com/

  6. Liz says:

    yes, sigh, so do mine. I guess some girls do not have sufficiently strong nipples to show through two layers of cloth. Pity them. My boyfriend is glad that mine are.

  7. Steven says:

    Yo, dawg! I heard you like nipples so we put nipples on your nipples so you can pinch your nipples whitout hurting your nipples!

  8. Kinseth says:

    Eye-opening?

    Try eye-poking.

  9. jamisings says:

    70s were awesome! Men wore pants so you could NOT see their dirty boxers!
    And besides, fake nipples are still the thing. Some women invented inserts for regular bras that make it look like one’s nipples are semi-erect to attract men.

  10. John Lapin says:

    Those were great days, sans brasierres.

    I had an ample boosomed and nippled girl friend whose grandma told her to put a bandaid over each nipple if she went braless. She generally wore a tight fitting French T-shirt.

  11. Zelda McFly says:

    Am I the only one who thinks this is wrong on so many levels?

  12. Scout says:

    So what happens when you wear this bra and then you get cold naturally and now you have 4 nipples showing — won’t people think your just a little freaky — or maybe able to wet-nurse a litter of kittens. Now Chandler and his third nipple doesn’t seem so odd!

  13. klara says:

    a little hairspray does the trick as well :D
    I’m not going to try it THO

  14. kat says:

    What’s gonna happen when it’s actually cold?
    One would show *two pairs* of nipples! The fake ones and the real ones!
    Awwwkward!! XD

  15. bltgsandwich says:

    Huh. Didn’t Batman have one of those?

  16. dont ladies nipples get sore when they are not protected against shirts – or any cloth for that matter – which rub on them all day long? that’s gotta hurt after some hours i guess.

    • Snookie_Townshend says:

      Depends on what you’re wearing – the wrong sweater, yeah, it can. Not that I’ve been able to get away without wearing a bra since – well, since I was about thirteen. Sometimes bigger isn’t better….

    • Sybil says:

      Nope.
      I never wear a bra if I can help it (it’s the first thing that comes off when I get home from work) and I’ve never had a problem…
      And they’re still nice and perky, thanks for asking.
      Sometimes smaller IS better ;-)

  17. ha....loser says:

    Wow. arent bras SUPPOSED to hide ur nipples? at this store a lady had her nipples showing. i think she got one of those. MY GOD they look like freakin grapes that i want to cut off sooooo badly……… but there would be blood on my hands. Ew.

  18. samantha says:

    Victoria’s Secret is coming out with a new bra like this. Seriously.

    • largemarge says:

      I have seen them… I was really confused and I’m not sure how many they really sell. Everything comes back in style I guess!

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  20. ObeyTheKiwi says:

    Lol I saw one of these in a huge store called galleria inno in brussels. I was there with my mom and I remember saying ” wtf why did they put nipples on those bras?” We both couldn’t figure out why woman would wear that ’cause we both thought women didn’t like that nipples are visible through our clothes, Oo I remember even me once sitting in class with a coat because everyone kept laughing about it….anyway apparntly some women like it…

    sry if my spelling isn’t all that great

  21. R0bot_Egg says:

    Whats next fake cameltoe?

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  23. Ty says:

    WIN! I made it on!

  24. Ster says:

    Hilarious that they trademarked the name! By the way, is that Twiggy??

  25. wishywash says:

    I totally want one of these!!!

  26. Mr Obvious says:

    “Okay the seventies were stupid.”

    Obviously stated be someone who was not there.

  27. Sickwacko says:

    The world is going to hell.

  28. Da Louvre Maneuvre says:

    I had no idea this was such a huge issue for women! Should I set up a chat room or something?

  29. C says:

    I used to just take those little ponytail holder things for braids, cut off the ball and sew them onto my bra to get that look. Mostly to piss off teachers at my school when I was 15.

  30. Mr Worf says:

    When I see a woman whose nipples are always erect, I assume she has implants, which is what they tend to do.

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  32. Cortney says:

    I don’t know how anyone has managed to not mention the fact that Victoria’s Secret just started selling their “Miraculous” bra (which ups you 2 cup sizes) in a version that has fake nipples. lulz.

  33. meghann says:

    its sad because victoria’s secret has a bra like this now.
    THE TRENDS JUST KEEP COMING BACK!

  34. Erin says:

    That defeats the whole purpose of a bra. Might as well go without one!

    • Skizard says:

      Bras are for support, not nipple hiding! Also, breast implants don’t make the nipple hard (this is a reply to Mr Worf).

  35. Kristin says:

    Seventies? Better check your local Victoria’s Secret. They recently came out with a similar bra. Tons of padding, hint of fake nipple. I have no idea who would actually purchase that bra.

  36. Yaoifangirl13 says:

    Okay i no im a C-D cup but i wouldn’t show them off…

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  38. Andy says:

    Personally I find it kind of hot. Did you see the price though?! And to top it off they included another $150 for shipping and handling lol. If it was affordable then maybe women would be tricking us with that perky look these days…

    • Jake says:

      you got that right andy. its soooo hot! it probably looks weird when dudes walk by and stare at them. but i guess they cant help it though.

  39. Hats says:

    Just when you thought that normal bras were lies! This bra is a broken PROMISE!

  40. John A. Whiting says:

    I think it’s a shame that now when a woman shows she’s bra-less, she gets nasty comments telling her to put one on. (I have an ex-girlfriend who heard too much of that.)

    It certainly beats the current fashion of wearing tank tops with spaghetti straps with huge bra straps showing . . .

  41. echo marion bailey says:

    ya thats all well and good but what if it really does get cold and ur real nips arnt lined up with the fake ones? you would look like u had 4 nips in all… oh dear.

  42. Pepe says:

    Its a pity the whole worlds gone to crap .. and theres no more nipples :(

    Lady readers take heed.. buy a nipple bra .. or don’t wear one at all..

  43. Shayna says:

    Pffft. $2000 + $150 my ass. I could probably make this in under ten dollars. You just need a bra, needle & thread, and two pairs of button snaps. Makes 2 bras: cold and semi-cold.


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