Paging Clinton and Stacy! Clinton and Stacy – FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY SOMEONE GET CLINTON AND STACY!
I mean, even though I hate those two for convincing fat people to wear too-tight clothing claiming it makes them look thinner – even those two morons could dress this beached whale better!
And this is coming from a fellow fatty! Girl, we have ugly bodies that for the good of humanity we must hide under loads of baggy clothing. PUT SOME ON NOW!
Um, Clinton and Stacy are very often making people give up their too-tight clothing. Nothing too tight, nothing too loose–they have this radical idea that clothing should actually fit your body. Unless you’re one of those people who believes anyone over a size 10 should wear tents.
I believe that the concept is that clothes that fit PROPERLY will make you look slimmer. As in you highlight problem areas by wearing clothes that are too small and you add bulk to yourself by wearing clothes that are too large.
This picture is fine art. I mean it. I have rarely seen an image that so sublimely captures the tragically hilarious like this.
I mean at some stage this woman, spurred on by exposure to advertising and in spite of her constant diet of fast food, wore this outfit to look attractive. She should be on the cover of Vogue, Elle, Cosmopolitan and Maxim.
for the love of all things that are awesome….. i dont think that is her friend that is someone who let her leave the house wearing innapropriateness like a label.
OK, I’m new here but I think I’m seeing a pattern. We’ve had sideboob and bottom-boob… is this an oblique glimpse of the elusive backboob, there on the left?
I had to smash my face with a botttle of Hydrogen peroxide for atleast a good minute before I struggled my away to look at comments. I’m scared when I’m finished typing this I might see it again… … … … … .. … … … … … ….
EESH, how does she not go home at night without having deep cuts in her….
That poor string trying to keep her top on is like dug in an inch into the blubber! Reminds me of this tragic image I once seen of a dolphin or seal tangled in super strong fishing wire that had sliced the skin open…
That is not her friend, that’s someone who got caught by her in conversation…hence the outright laughter at the picuture taking. And i would suggest our er, um….poster girl….. is three sheets to the wind. She has to be three sheets. (I need a hug!) she has to be……….
Everytime I come over here, I close my eyes and hope. GAAAAAAAAAA!
Nope not today. PREACH! WHERE IS THE HOLY WATER! sprinkle sprinkle, now for the test, GAAAAAA, MORE WATER, MORE WATER!
Shouldn’t she be arrested for indecent exposure? We have laws in place that are supposed to protect us from this atrocity which causes blindess for countless Americans.
I can’t even put a word to her shape.(besides mis-shapen)
How do you even get such lumpen a torso and such fragile weak looking limbs… you’d have thought her arms would be pumped continually passing food into her cavernous maw?
This one is going on the fridge door to motivate me into my beach body diet…and deter burglars also.
WTF….made her think she can fit in those jeans…seriously and PLEASE tell me thats a string on her back and not a fat roll! Seriously if I saw this I would shriek in terror and Im no fashion Guru. Hell Im partial to hoodies and jeans this is tramatizing…-shudders and hordes the eye bleach-
My eyes! My eyes!! Holy hannah!! What the heck is going through her head?? Did she look in the mirror before she left the house and think “Damn! I look GOOD!”
Yes, the comments would be different. #1. That outfit was intended for a thinner person to wear (i.e., there should be no butt crack or folds of skin visible). #2. This would have been a pic of the thinner person had the person in this picture not eaten said thinner person (and subsequently stolen thinner person’s clothes).
It’s definitely disturbing, and I have not a single clue as to why she’d chose to wear that monstrosity and why she felt that she looked good in it. But I am feeling kind of bad for her now that I read all the comments. I mean, she’s people too.
That purse would cover her 2 asses better than those pants….They must belong to her 7 year old daughter…..I hope she doesn’t read all these comments!! She would probably eat us all for lunch!!
Does ANYONE know what people like this are thinking when they get dressed? When they look in the mirror? DO they look in a mirror? What is going on in their heads when they walk out the door? There are so many of them. They’re everywhere. Is it some sort of disease? That makes them see thin people… all the time… I really don’t get it.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
EXACTLY my reaction before I even went to Comments!!! lol!!!
Oh god, it has to be George Lopez’s aunt he was talking about.
im just glad we dont have to see the front……………………..
…..because it’s probably even scarier.
I couldn’t help but laugh.
xD
Say no to crack!
Top comment!
Crack Kills and especially Butt Crack
AND no underpants! OMG OMG OMG
What I want to know is what’s that string going down her back and into her butt crack??
That’s the poor string desperately holding on to keep on her bikini top…
That’s her special ‘tickle string’.
i am wondering if it is part of the tattoo in the middle of her back
They don’t make them that big…
Argh! My eyes!
sweet holy mother of trees, wtf is WRONG with people?!?!?!?!
That’s what I meant by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
OOOOOMMMMMMGGGGGG.. WTF. did someone lie to her and tell her she was sexy wake up call NTFURN ugh ugh ugh
You know this is when you say U don’t have real friends…L.O.L
omg
Is it wrong that I’m wondering what she looks like from the other side?
I don’t want to see the other side
only in the sense of slowing down to look at a horrible car accident, lol. i am guessing this outfit had to be the result of serious drugs!
Or did her daughters laundry but not her own? They look like childrens jeans that she’s trying to “pull off” as shorts!!
Are pages like PoorlyDressed anything else than disaster tourism??
gggggg aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccckkkkkkk
i dot wanna seeee the front…
It’s terrible to deride a poor person who obviously hasn’t been able to afford new clothes since about the age of twelve.
I think i just threw up a little in my mouth
silverback shaved gorilla
funniest comment hands down lmao
Lol.
When I was a youngster (a LONG time ago) a popular saying was, “All that meat and no potatoes.”
Now I know what they meant.
There is a 5-year-old who wants her jeans back. How many hours did it take for this walrus to squeeze (partially) into these, anyway?
now, don’t insult the other walrusses
I like how her much more attractive friend seems to notice that someone’s taking a picture, and finds it hysterical. Nice girl
haha I noticed that too…great.
i was just about to say..
It’s Beyonce….
what do you mean by “much more attractive?”—-not as super morbidly obese?
Paging Clinton and Stacy! Clinton and Stacy – FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY SOMEONE GET CLINTON AND STACY!
I mean, even though I hate those two for convincing fat people to wear too-tight clothing claiming it makes them look thinner – even those two morons could dress this beached whale better!
And this is coming from a fellow fatty! Girl, we have ugly bodies that for the good of humanity we must hide under loads of baggy clothing. PUT SOME ON NOW!
Um, Clinton and Stacy are very often making people give up their too-tight clothing. Nothing too tight, nothing too loose–they have this radical idea that clothing should actually fit your body. Unless you’re one of those people who believes anyone over a size 10 should wear tents.
Absolutely right! I refuse to wear tents, but I refuse to let it all hang out,
I believe that the concept is that clothes that fit PROPERLY will make you look slimmer. As in you highlight problem areas by wearing clothes that are too small and you add bulk to yourself by wearing clothes that are too large.
Are you joking? When has anyone ever not looked better at the end of that show?
Exactly once, and after that blue hair thing it was Nick’s last season (no joke).
JESUS!!! how did that whale learn to walk outta water….. this is just ridiculous…. i can hardly spell outta sheer dis belief
This picture is fine art. I mean it. I have rarely seen an image that so sublimely captures the tragically hilarious like this.
I mean at some stage this woman, spurred on by exposure to advertising and in spite of her constant diet of fast food, wore this outfit to look attractive. She should be on the cover of Vogue, Elle, Cosmopolitan and Maxim.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Best comment, hands down
How can she even move?
I Was going to eat lunch
Lawls. gets rid of the ol’ appetite really quickly.
for the love of all things that are awesome….. i dont think that is her friend that is someone who let her leave the house wearing innapropriateness like a label.
Is that a Afro American Nutgobbler from South Park come to life? Or did someone loose a bet?
NASTY! I can smell it from here. UGH
This HAS to be a joke! Please for the love of God tell me it is a dude who lost a bet and had to dress up like a chick!!!!
A’m all woman – all 190 lbs.
Then what do you call the remaining 100lbs?
Hahahahah!
Behold, God’s mistake!
ewwwww.. I think I just turned all the way straight!
Bahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I might have too. O.o ~.~
OK, I’m new here but I think I’m seeing a pattern. We’ve had sideboob and bottom-boob… is this an oblique glimpse of the elusive backboob, there on the left?
For the love of God, why??
Do you think she might – just might – shop for high-fashion clothing at Wal-Mart?
Was this picture taken at Wal-Mart? Looks like a Wal-Creature.
……..that is just plain disgusting. I’m shocked everyone’s eyes aren’t bleeding
Don’t laugh, she got those pants half off!
Seriously, though, that is 10 lbs of meat in a 5 lb sack.
more like 100lb in a 5lb sack
I had to smash my face with a botttle of Hydrogen peroxide for atleast a good minute before I struggled my away to look at comments. I’m scared when I’m finished typing this I might see it again… … … … … .. … … … … … ….
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wow, thelaststraw, you’re right. It looks like we do get a glimpse of saggy back-boob under the armpit there. Rarely seen except in rollercoaster pics
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
(the sound of hitting the creature with a stick)
lmao!
EESH, how does she not go home at night without having deep cuts in her….
That poor string trying to keep her top on is like dug in an inch into the blubber! Reminds me of this tragic image I once seen of a dolphin or seal tangled in super strong fishing wire that had sliced the skin open…
That is not her friend, that’s someone who got caught by her in conversation…hence the outright laughter at the picuture taking. And i would suggest our er, um….poster girl….. is three sheets to the wind. She has to be three sheets. (I need a hug!) she has to be……….
I think she NEEDS three sheets!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Well, I’m scarred for life, how ’bout you guys?
Paging Captain Ahab, and don’t forget your harpoon!
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! THIS is the best comment about this, EVER!
“I can still fit into the same size I wore in 8th grade, look!”
*lordy, please…don’t look!*
HOLY SHIT I’M BLIND!!!!!
Oddly, the handbag covers more than the pants!
Everytime I come over here, I close my eyes and hope. GAAAAAAAAAA!
Nope not today. PREACH! WHERE IS THE HOLY WATER! sprinkle sprinkle, now for the test, GAAAAAA, MORE WATER, MORE WATER!
THat much crack is illegal!!
Should this site be re-named “Barely Dressed” perhaps?
The purse she’s carrying is made of more material than she’s wearing!
whoever let her in the club needs to be fired asap
whoever let her in like that needs to be fired a.s.a.p
side/underboob?!??!?!?!?!?
Cannot be unseen… AHHHHHHHH
*tries not to hurl*
Where is the eye bleach when you need it!!!
Backboobs?
Shouldn’t she be arrested for indecent exposure? We have laws in place that are supposed to protect us from this atrocity which causes blindess for countless Americans.
Can’t… un…seeeeee… OMFG, I can’t… unsee this…
(flings self into oncoming traffic)
I can’t even put a word to her shape.(besides mis-shapen)
How do you even get such lumpen a torso and such fragile weak looking limbs… you’d have thought her arms would be pumped continually passing food into her cavernous maw?
This one is going on the fridge door to motivate me into my beach body diet…and deter burglars also.
WTF….made her think she can fit in those jeans…seriously and PLEASE tell me thats a string on her back and not a fat roll! Seriously if I saw this I would shriek in terror and Im no fashion Guru. Hell Im partial to hoodies and jeans this is tramatizing…-shudders and hordes the eye bleach-
What has been seen cannot be unseen,
I don’t think any of us (me included) would dare express ourselves to her face. We’re all too afraid that she’d knock us down and sit on us!
They’re dancing to a mash-up of Baby Got Back and I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs.
Seriously… WTF. Don’t these people look in the mirror before leaving the house?! >.>
And I’m a sicko. I want to see what her front side looks like…
Don’t let her mess
Looking forward to see the front! Laughing moment!!!
Oh come on ppl! we’re talking about people here! at least 3 or 4 of them… all stuck in one big-ass hipo costume D:
this is not right!!! where is her girlz!!! I was about to go to Burger King But I changed my mind. Time for me to do some push ups.
The ocean called. They want their whale back.
that it totally disgusting.
My eyes! My eyes!! Holy hannah!! What the heck is going through her head?? Did she look in the mirror before she left the house and think “Damn! I look GOOD!”
oh god oh god oh god………PLEASE don’t turn around!!!!
Jesus.
Can’t see where her back ends and ass begins
umm……..not cool at all
Precious is here for her Maxim cover photo shoot!!
IT BURNS!!!
*dies*
Will the comments be similar if a thinner person wears this?
Yes, the comments would be different. #1. That outfit was intended for a thinner person to wear (i.e., there should be no butt crack or folds of skin visible). #2. This would have been a pic of the thinner person had the person in this picture not eaten said thinner person (and subsequently stolen thinner person’s clothes).
It’s definitely disturbing, and I have not a single clue as to why she’d chose to wear that monstrosity and why she felt that she looked good in it. But I am feeling kind of bad for her now that I read all the comments. I mean, she’s people too.
Really? How many people are she? No wonder those jeans don’t fit.
Humor is an effective method of dealing with (although perhaps not getting over) traumatic experiences. Does that explain all the people making jokes?
Somehow I suspect that not all of them are jokes… :S
That purse would cover her 2 asses better than those pants….They must belong to her 7 year old daughter…..I hope she doesn’t read all these comments!! She would probably eat us all for lunch!!
Mirrors…use them
Is that a bear?
What the eyes have seen…. cannot be unseen
Does ANYONE know what people like this are thinking when they get dressed? When they look in the mirror? DO they look in a mirror? What is going on in their heads when they walk out the door? There are so many of them. They’re everywhere. Is it some sort of disease? That makes them see thin people… all the time… I really don’t get it.
does anyone else think she looks like she’s about to take a chunk out of the girl in blue who appears to be laughing at her poor fashion choices?
Mongo Like! ………..
Why are her arms so long?
Re-DAMN-diculous. Anyone who told her she looked good ought to be shot with sh!!, and sued for stinking.
wow this is good,,,,,this could be someones mum right??????
i would also love to have those beach bodies, i really envy cut abs and six packs’;.
Look at the cute girl behind the majorly fat thing. She’s laughing at her, and rightly so.
please tell me that she’s wearing some sort of string bikini, and that’s not just a crease in her back fat!???
Does anyone else notice how everyone else there seems to be dressed formally?