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I’m having some trouble understanding what’s going on here, and the only explanation I can come up with is that this woman’s pants are too tight. WAY too tight. And maybe made out of industrial-grade rubber. Or titanium. Or adamantium. Mixed with lycra and sadness.
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Never mind the pants, what the heck’s going on with her LEGS?! Though that is a seriously poor colour choice…
I was thinking that too…the spots on the legs are probably from the pressure of what she’s carrying with them!
This woman has circulation problems in her legs, probably due to diabetes. The unusual shape of the flesh on her back is probably due to medications she needs to take to stay alive. While her fashion choice may not be the best, I commend her for trying to keep active and independent despite her medical condition.
thank you. I had to overhear how “lazy” my grandpa was, how he won’t get up to walk..the man CAN’T due to diabetes. He is going to lose a leg. Some can be very judgmental of those they don’t know.
I’m not defending or anything. I’m asking, why do you come to this site if people judging other bothers you? Are you not here to look and judge?
i found a new sure-bet way to lose weight. stop eating so much
I’ll never look at a chocolate ice cream cone the same way again… *shudders* *gags*
HOLY SHIT! HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL!!!!!1 Obviously it CAN’T be more complicated than that! Because this ass hole Rooster says so!
Actually, Anna, it’s not. I know I’m just a kid, and for others it’s a lot more difficult than that, but I’m very skinny. I am that way because I force myself to eat only healthy things, most of the time. I don’t even care about being so skinny, since I’m used to it, I just…never feel like eating. I don’t know if it’s a disorder, but it really irritates me when people sit there and eat four bags of cheetos, eight packs of cupcakes, etc. It’s disgusting. If you’re born with diabetes, or get it at an early age, it’s usually not your fault. But people who get it from being fat, and eating too much, those people are really disgusting to me.
uh, its not. eat less, lose weight. thats how it works.
but dayum they some big ass back-tittays.
There’s a simple and easy solution to the most likely form of the diabetes she has–lose the weight! Then she would have no problems. I say this only under the assumption that she has Type 2 diabetes based on the way she looks in the photo.
Then if I were her I’d stop taking the damn medications, because if I looked like that I wouldn’t wanna live!
idiot
probably psoriasis
You shouldn’t treat your cloths that way!
You are living in denial – and I don’t mean Egypt’s river!
That looks like how a lot of Acadian women look. My mom likes to call it the “upside down bowling pin”. I can tell you, women with that much disparity between their upper half and lower half look just as odd in person as this woman in the photo does.
Couple ‘a things here. One, I’m wondering what else your mom is busy stereotyping down there in scenic Birmingham, AL. Maybe she’s referring to the Cajun migrants to the Louisiana area over 250 yrs. ago. Two, Having lived in Saint John and Moncton, New Brunswick for a number of years now I’ve never seen anyone, a-n-y-o-n-e, REMOTELY resembling this body type (or weight) here. …Or this size for that matter (Is she like eight feet tall or something?) The odds are this has nothing to do with being French- which I’m not- I’m Italian/German and there are a majority of French people here in the northern maritimes. If you ever decide to come north of the border one of the first things you might notice is the extreme drop in obesity. We aren’t forced to eat corn syrup and sugar in EVERYTHING. (Oh yea, we don’t serve cat food as meat at the taco bells up here either.) Three, the French girls up here (I’m originally from Michigan) are so friggin’ gorgeous I can’t help noticing it on a daily basis. Even my wife mentions constantly how amazingly perfect most of the women’s shapes are up here at almost any age. It’s actually a bit unsettling- in a really good way. Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s almost summertime here and I have to go shoot a bunch of penguins that keep getting into the garbage behind my igloo- yee-haw… Anyway, shouldn’t you be busy wiping the sweat off of something? (FYI: if you turn that the photo over, I’m pretty sure that’s not a human it’s a pokemon.)
Arn’t stereo types the WORST?
dang, even here in so cal I see this a lot. I need to get some rose colored glasses!
Geeeze can you be little more mean?
way to stereotype that he’s from Alabama!
I have a stupid question: what’s an Acadian woman? And why doesn’t this girl just wear a moo-moo?
The Acadians are the descendants of the seventeenth-century French colonists who settled in Acadia, now known as the Canadian Maritime provinces of Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and Prince Edward Island, and in the US state of Maine.
In the Great Expulsion of 1755-1763, British colonial officers and New England legislators and militia deported more than 14,000 Acadians from the maritime region in what could be called an ethnic cleansing. Many later settled in Louisiana, where they became known as Cajuns.
What that has to do with the photo under discussion is anybody’s guess.
Thanks for the explanation.
yes, thanks for the explanation, I knew they settled in Louisiana but I did not know any of the rest, or where the name Acadian came from. Much appreciated!
And what it has to do with the photos is that Aylsa said a lot of women of that genetic grouping have the same sort of body shape. As do, unfortunately for me, the women of my maternal side of the family. Not that disparate, thank all the little gods, but bad enough to have the big rib cage and the upside down hip bones with thin legs. And no, no Acadian in my family.
The fact that this poor woman, who judging from her lower legs is likely in very ill health, chose to dress in pumpkin orange, is just sad. I want to mock her, truly i do, but i just can’t. I feel too badly for her.
hm! I knew some basics about them but not the Great Expulsion. thanks for the info! I have some roots somewhere in there. I wonder if that effected the metropole’s policy on the genocide of Native Americans?
Wow. Just, wow. How can you NOT know that you look like this? WHY would you go out of the house looking like this? If that were my shop she never would have gotten in. That’s just disgusting. And what in the name of God is all over her legs? Looks contagious to me..
Its bruises. her legs are bruising up, Either she is really ill or she had the sh*t kicked out of her by twenty toddlers at once.
I vote Jysander should never leave the house again so the world is spared from his cruel shallow judgments.
I second the motion. He should also be banned from the internet, so we don’t have to read what he writes.
Because neither of you are on this site to make fun of others?
This site is about people who can’t dress themselves if their lives depend on it. You would not bother coming to this site unless you wanted to laugh at these people. Therefore, you are just as shallow as the poster you are insulting.
Jesus, hypocrites these days.
But people are commenting on this poor woman’s physical appearance, which btw doesn’t look like a normal obesity.
Hypocrisy is when you perform X while you claim that other people can’t perform X. That’s not what is going on here, and please don’t use big words if you don’t know what they mean.
People commenting on other people’s stupid clothing choices = bah.
People commenting on other people’s bodies which are deformed due to health reasons = ignorant.
To clarify, the people who are complaining about the flagrant hate are simply aware that the general fatness and skin lesions are most likely do to health issues.
That being said, her clothes are too tight, and wear taller socks or longer pants!
People critisizing other peoples comments while trying to be smart= lame
hooray.
I dare you to look into the mirror. Chances are, there is something”wrong” with you on a regular basis. You judgmental ass. knowing nothing of this person, you just assume she doesn’t know how she looks. Or perhaps is self conscious enough without pricks like you. Sad thing is, you are most likely 10X uglier than she will ever be.
maybe psoriasis. My friend has it, really sucks ass. But she covers her “wounds” so people don’t point at her and say “eww you ugly sick person! get out!”
Boy you’re mean! Some people aren’t concern about fashion as the rest of us. Maybe fashion is the last thing on her mind.
Excactly.
That’s the most impressive case of back boobs I’ve ever seen. It even ate her butt!
Sir Mix-a-Lot disapproves. She’s got the wrong kind of back.
Sir Mix-A-Lot disapproves. She’s got the wrong back.
she should wear a bra on her back
Actually… if you look really closely… I think she is.
I mean, I do see some lines there that don’t seem to have much other explanation.
OH…. MY….
Rollz
Maybe it is her butt….wandering up her back!
Am I the only one who thought she’s not wearing pants at first glimpse?
Totally didn’t see pants at first, then I thought it was those pants cowboys or gay men wear with just the legs and a big hole by the fly but backwards.
I believe the term you are looking for is ‘chaps’. I make no call on this except that she seems to have the worst wedgie I have ever seen… outside of ‘Revenge of the Nerds’.
I thought she was wearing chaps too at first.
This poor lady must hate the world and everyone in it.
Why else would she subject us to such a disgusting vision?!
please refer to laura lou’s comment on 5/19 6pm. why don’t people read the comments before they post?!? especially with one like this where there is definitely a possibility of serious medical problems?
why do you subject us to your stupidity?
Wow, those are quite possibly the most amazing pair of back boobs I’ve ever seen.
Legs = looks like a diabetic with bad circulation and skin ulcers
But honey, anyone over 150lbs should NEVER try to wear a sports bra!
I am a large woman, and the material that most “sports bras’ are made from just cannot support a larger size chest – you need more support from a more structured undergarment. Yes, the stretchy lycra might me comfortable, but it does nothing to hold things UP!
Plus, I really doubt that this woman is a jogger.
Actually sports bras are quite useless. It doesn’t support anything!
But the woman on the picture needs something stronger than an average bra.
I’m feeling sorry for her that she has a figure like that, but the clothes aren’t making it better!
When I first saw this I wondered if it was some sort of corsetting gone awry and now she’s stuck in that shape. But with this bra debate I have to wonder if she was using a truck bra instead of a regular one?
Actually that may help this situation if applied correctly…
Is she tying that shirt to be used like a halter in place of a bra?
How did she get the bra to fit her in the first place? o.o
Sports bras are useless in general, but shock absorbers are pretty effective, speaking as one with large …err.. lady lumps. The only thing I found sports bras useful for is getting my gym teacher to cut me some slack halfway through starjumps xD
Actually, women with C+ bewbs can find sports bras now with nice, wide back bands and wide rib and under-bewb support, as well as actual full cup support. It’s made from the same material as sports bras, but has the extra oomph that curvy women need.
The woman above reminds me of an ice cream cone, perhaps orange sorbet, and it’s confusing me because ice cream makes me hungry but that picture does not.
Im 36C/D and I have to wear 2 bras when I work out – a regular structured bra (comfortable, of course), and a sports bra. Even the best sports bra ever I don’t trust to prevent bounceage. When I see women with bad bras or working out and going all over the place, it almost hurts me – when you see that it means tissue is being weakened and torn as we speak! boo
Usually sports bras just smash my boobs to my chest in the most uncomfortable way. But to whoever assumes that this woman never works out….I cheer anytime I see an overweight woman exercising. Who dare judges a big woman trying to lose weight, yet picks on her for being overweight and at the same time picks on her for exercising?
Either men are jerks and women re horribly cruel, or we need a break from the media.
a lot of men want women to look a way thats really unrealistic (and reinforced by the media), but lots of men actually like normal- or larger women. and, women are trained to compete against eachother to get the attention of men (read : ultimate prize) (also reinforced by the media). in my humble observation
so, some combo of all of the above?
A good sports bra is going to set you back about $80. The rest are just an ace bandage with straps. Try Freya.
Awww. . . I’m going to think of you cheering for me the next time I’m at the gym!
Is that related to some kind of glandular disorder or something? It’s hard to believe that could happen normally – that’s SUCH a huge disparity between top and bottom!
Hopefully she is out shopping for clothes that fit. No reason to maximize that profile.
Someone pointed out in another photo with similar fat deposits that it’s a side effect of some anti-virals given to AIDS patients. Given her disproportionately smaller lower half and the legions on her legs I would assume that is the case.
Still no excuse for those… Pants? Leggings? Tights?
laura lou’s comment, 5/19 6pm. cushing’s makes sense.
people read the other comments!!
Can’t read them if they’re not up yet. Things get lost in mod cues for ages some time, that post wasn’t up when I posted, so it couldn’t have been up for Lei.
I didn’t think it was possible to find anything worse than the poor creature pictured in “It’s Gettin’ Hot in Herrrrre . . .”, but I’ve just been proven wrong.
Quite possibly the same beast.
“Upside-down bowling pin” is a good analogy. “Golf ball on a tee” was my first thought. Either way, the back boobs are pretty impressive.
I’ve also hear of ‘frog shaped’. Where the middle is large w/ smaller limbs just like a frog.
Nice boobs! Oh wait…
She shouldn’t be treating her clothes this way. The designer should sue her.
I think she has the shirt on backwards. Not that it matters.
I understand the desire to not wear a bag or shapeless outfit but seriously this is just wrong.
It’s frightening when you consider what the health care costs of this woman and “It’s getting hot…” are going to be – and that we’ll all be paying eventually .
Anyone shaped like this has genetic and endocrine issues, from the get go.
Passive aggression taken to a whole new level!
She’s got her sights set on that candy counter..I really don’t think she needs to add to her back fat or increase the number or diabetic ulcerations on her legs. Get a clue woman and while you’re at it get a new outfit that isn’t as graphic..for our own piece of mind.
That’s not bow-legged that’s “knock kneed”, if she was bow-legged her weight would have blown out those knees like Katrina to New Orleans!
Her knees are knock kneed like that because her hip bones are shaped incorrectly. The wide part is at the top, not at hip level where women usually widen. Her spine is probably affected as well. Its not her weight that makes her look like that, its her bone structure. Then add weight that goes on around the midriff…. and bibbity bobbity boo, pumpkin coach!
I have instructed all family members to shoot me if i ever contemplate wearing orange.
You’re right, my bad.
OMG
You have women with an hourglass figure or with an pear figure, but this one is diamond shaped
Never seen anything like that.
And she’s not wearing a bra or underwear Ó.Ã’!!
Wow…
Just wow.
Maybe someone should turn her over, she’d look better with what’s on her back on her ass.
She has Cushing’s syndrome. It’s a metabolic disorder where you put on fat on your back, neck and stomach, get weak bones, grow excess facial hair, lose muscle strength and can eventually become extremely ill. She should be under a doctor’s care. Corticosteroids and tumors are often the cause.
Thanks! I think this sounds accurate. That’s just not natural weight gain. Its easy to look at obese people and blame them for neglecting their health but there are so many medical conditions that can affect that. especially if she gets depressed on top of that, its really easy to give up. but hopefully she hasnt.
Yeah, you’re a doctor and can diagnose random strangers with rare metabolic disorders based on a single random picture posted on the net.
So you cn slap a judgement on people just for being overweight?
You do the same thing you are accusing ^ of. You just seem more ignorant of any intelligent answer. Seems easy for people to say “omg look shes sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat”
haha, what?
One assumes she is under a doctors care seeing as she’s at a druggist, picking up a prescription.
Gross what a disgusting fat ass person. I would like to go out and buy cheap old car to run her down with.
If you mean that, I think I have right to say you should be run over.
I’m having trouble understanding how her pants can be so tight, and yet be stuck in the crack. My too-tight pants always stretch the seam, not push it in. And no undies?!! The alternative explanation is just too… ewww
I’m STILL struggling to determine what the mysterious white “X” is across her back. Perhaps, she’s actually relatively, normally shaped, and this is just some very awkward buried treasure.
ARRGGHHHH!!! but theres no booty under this x. hmm…must be a decoy.
Ya know…if you just turned her head around, it would probably look about the same….plus the huge “moose knuckle”
Ok. Why does she have BOOBS on her back. Last time I checked they were supposed to be in the front…Lol
i legit thought her head was on backwards for a second
uni-boob backed
Hell, the spots on her legs could be just a bad bug bite reaction, mosquito, fleas, etc. Anything that causes a histamine reaction. On dark skinned women, the reaction is more pronounced. Or like mentioned earlier, diabetes ulcers on her legs.
I’ve seen women with the reverse problem (REALLY BIG butt, and average sized from the waist up) but never like this. This is an outfit no woman should wear, no matter what size. Tim Gunn would cry.
I think that’s more than bug bites, but not serious enough to be diabetic ulcers.
It’s probably like a visit to all seven levels of hell to find any clothing that fits (lets alone makes a decent outfit) when your body is so oddly proportioned as that.
I have a feeling she IS wearing a sports bra. From the X lines you can see under her shirt. I have sports-bras that have that same back (of course most do.) I’m one of the lucky(?) I guess ones that is over 150 and can wear a sports-bra and be fine. I’m a C-cup even though I’m 5’8 and at current about 240, though to be perfectly honest I should be about 180. I do feel bad for this woman though, she obviously is suffering not only from being disproportionate but also possibly from other illnesses as well.
No excuse for the clothing though, no matter what shape and size you are you can find clothes that fit you decent and aren’t atrocious colors.
Namigin, I am giving you an internet hug.
something tells me she looks exactly the same on the other side…
Now that comment was FUNNY!
she has no idea whats going on back there.
sometimes I wonder if people ever find themselves on here and feel bad.
PHOTOSHOP people, how can you NOT see that??
What is REALLY going on here? I just find it hard to believe NO ONE that cares about this lady didn’t try and telling her, ” NO, NO”, BEFORE she left the house!! That LOOKS so PAINFULL, its HURTING MY body!!!
I want to have a moment of silence in remembrance of all the spandexs killed in order to clothe this woman. Amen.
lol !!!
give her a break at least her socks matched the pants she tried she really did….
Poor lady- looks like she has diabetes- just check out the discolored marks on her legs
That’s one bigass roll.
This isn’t really funny to me, it just makes me feel bad for her. The poor woman. It’s not necessarily her fault that she looks like that. And if I looked like that, I probably wouldn’t care much about clothes either.
Thank you, finally!!!
You have a point there. I wouldn’t care about clothes if absolutely nothing made me look any better.
Yeah, but if you looked like that, would you go completely out of your way to find, buy and wear the tightest, least flattering, least covering clothes you could find?
There’s a difference between not caring and being in denial. This picture says “I genuinely believe I can pull this off” not “I have a condition and try to dress appropriately for it.” The fashion faux pas is not the clothes, per se, it’s the abject, morbid lack of self-awareness reflected in the selection of the clothes.
Condition or no condition, you are not able to wear this.
Wow. A Back-rack and reverse cameltoe! She really should wear looser clothing.
With a triple somersault and over-under kneely…
I think her boobs are on backwards!
Anyone else think she looks like a mushroom from Super Mario Bros.?
Bless her heart….
I feel sorry for her. I mean it.
Yeah, sometimes I feel bad for taking a swipe at some of the people pictured on this site; not all the time or I wouldn’t be here at all, but this is one of those times.
Well you can definitely say her bum does not look big in that…
Thank you. I enjoyed that.
I’m still kind of trying to comprehend what’s going on in this picture. I don’t know what’s going on with her butt, some kind of weird see through material? I think the shirt she’s wearing is also at least a size too tight, poor lady.
OMG. This might be the GREATEST THING i’ve ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is no need for anyone outside of show business to wear skin tight clothing. There are a lot of nice, XXXL clothes at Goodwill. I shop there often. This site is about making fun of clothing choices, not about making fun of body shapes. There are modest clothing options for every body. This person clearly does not care enough about herself to buy clothing that makes her feed good about herself. Sad. And entertaining for the rest of us.
I keep thinking if only she would pick her wedgie maybe everything else would fall into place…
There’s nothing wrong with this chick, she’s just got a few roasts tucked into her shirt trying to pull it off as back fat.
Seriously though, her outfit is no worse then the people who wear their pajamas out in public.
I think she has Cushings. The spots on her legs seem to be the classic presentation of “purple striae,” a classic sign of hypercorosolism. I hope she’s being treated for it.
ROCKET SHIP
Damn. To swipe a phrase from the OTHER ecological disaster going on right now- that’s some hellacious TOP KILL going on there, a real JUNK SHOT
she should turn her chest around where it belongs
Oh… bad clothing choice yes.
But as others have stated, this body build is most likely due to steroid use, for arthritis or some other condition.
I’m not really here to make fun of the woman in the picture, but as a Wolverine freak, I got a kick out of the materials her pants were made of.
(Adamantium + spandex = EWWW)
LOOK EVERYONE. U MAD?
SHE
to make doggy more interesting… duh, dont u know anything?
Look, it’s Precious!
Isn’t that a mushroom from Mario Brothers?
LMAO ya’ll. Coming from a fat woman, this shit is FUNNY. LOVE the commentary.
Actually…The body shape she has reminds me of several people I know who have Prader-Willi Syndrome. Just saying.
SHE HAS CUSHINGS SYNDROME THE POOR GIRL.
THAT WAS A MEAN POST.
A beautifully flowing caftan with embroidery at the edges or a long daishiki in bright colors would be more comfortable and flattering as well as easier to get into, what with summer on it’s way.
I just love the description!
I think everyone judging this poor lad has poor taste. Look at yourselves and grow up.
lady
im sorry but it looks like she has tripple G boobs on her back…O_O
Cut off her arms and head and she looks like a freakin toadstool mushroom from Mario Bros.
lol I am so mean that I am laughing at this…even though I just read that she seems to have cushions syndrome…
no matter how anyone might feel like she looks the person that took the time to take this picture & posy it is the sad sp. Your life must be pretty damn boring to do this & you must be one of those people that must put someone else down in orser to feel better about your self. You also besides being heartless is also a coward because you couldn’t even take a picture from the front. Not saying that she needs to look like this with Ashley Stewart & Lane Bryant but this still is wrong.
but you are in this post….still you are part of this train!
This is just sad. I hope I never look like this & if I’m ever on my way to getting like this someone would jump on my back before I do. I hope she could read these posts not to feel bad, but to get some of the helpful tips. For example ardyss makes this garment called body magic that can cover all that up and she could wear jeans, or long skirts to cover up her legs.
Apparently her ass is starving but her back is eating great.
That has to be one of the most unfortunate-looking individuals on the face of the Earth.
Miss, or Mrs., I’m deeply sorry for you. :/
But those knees, seriously, wow.
id like to point out that if it were just an issue of weight it would be all over her body…..theres obviously a medical issue. and like 60% of the people commenting are douchetastic.
The most despicable humans are not those with health issues, but those with self, inner hatred and anger, manifested by negative comments and judgment on those who least deserve it.
Uhm …. what is THAT ? Something is really wrong with her physical proportions …
This lady is very ill and needs less restrictive clothing. The sores on her legs are terrible. I feel very bad for her, it is not her fault and really most people with terrible fashion sense suffer from autism or some mental condition.
Exhale woman… EXHALE!
it is like a whale..
isnt there a cure for cushions????????
that is just disgusting
the sores on the legs make me 99.9% sure this woman is diabetic
and her condition would improve is she lost weight
She look HOTTTTTTT