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Fashion Fail - The New NYPD Uniform?

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

I don’t see any reason why the NYPD shouldn’t recruit from the leather community. I mean, they tend to be in shape and are presumably familiar with restraints and motorcycles. And really, who WOULDN’T enjoy seeing more of our boys in blue convert their uniform slacks into DIY chaps?

I vote Hell Yes.

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  1. angie says:

    Gosh where do i start, that thong looks a bit tight, nice arse though!!

  2. Taken right out of the Blue Oyster Bar ..

  3. MissMutilator is a lil Devil says:

    Mmmm yummy.

  4. djurdjix says:

    he can arrest me anytime :D

    damn im so predictable :P

  5. mace says:

    Actually, that’s not such a bad idea. I mean, would YOU want to get in a fight with a guy wearing that? I think I would do anything possible to avoid having to wrestle with that guy.

  6. ..... says:

    The conversation looks like it’s going like this:
    “Yeah, just fill out the application, and if you qualify, we’ll call you”.

    “Great. When should I expect a call”?

    “You shouldn’t”.

  7. SETH_HIKARU says:

    Photoshopped, I’m 100 percent sure it is. Plus I don’t like to see photos that are photoshopped on websites like this, they mean nothing and are fails in themselves because they aren’t showing the real thing which is much more funny then something thats not.

    • sdspidy says:

      Ummm, this is not shopped. The police force recruits at most gay events now days. They realized we are just as capable of being officers as straight folk. Go to your local gay pride event and I bet you see your police force recruiting, unless you live in a very small rural town, then maybe not so much. LOL!

    • David says:

      100% NOT photoshopped. Inform yourself before running off at the mouth. Gay Officers’ Action League (GOAL) is a proud participant at EVERY NYC Pride.

    • Heh says:

      And 20 internets awarded to the troll.
      Round four anyone?

  8. the raven says:

    hah. what a wonderful bit of performance art. obviously staged and obviously awesome.

  9. Mariah says:

    At least he could with his own handcuff.

  10. Maggie S says:

    I also vote Hell Yes!

  11. xylus says:

    Jeesh, he could’ve dressed up for the interview and put on a pair of assless chaps at least…

  12. Keri Peardon says:

    It’s all well and good for the leather community to come into the police force, but what we don’t want happening is the police force getting into leather. I mean, can you imagine this outfit on your average police officer? *shudder* Some things should be kept separate. No pun intended in reference to the thong. Honest!

  13. SpaceFairie says:

    I don’t care if it’s staged or if they were recruiting near a rally, I like this!

    Except for the white socks. Really? With an outfit like that? He shouldn’t even be wearing socks that go that high! If they do because they rub or something atleast wear black ones to make it less obvious! Gah!

  14. dissodatore says:

    I love how the uniformed cop is trying VERY hard not to stare!

  15. Boodle says:

    Plus they have their own handcuffs!

  16. BrriBrri says:

    Wish I could get my boyfriend into this outfit ;)

  17. Trolloll says:

    I can’t get over the white socks.

  18. catgirl says:

    I’ve never really liked men in uniforms, but this is one uniform that I can really get behind.

    Assless chaps for men are never a fashion fail.

    • Going Postal says:

      QUOTE: Assless chaps for men are never a fashion fail.

      Oh, I’ll bet we could find someone to change your mind about that.

      • fuzzy_dragon says:

        I’m sure that they meant to say assless chaps on athletic men are never a fashion fail a sentiment I thoroughly agree with

  19. EllieWhite says:

    My favorite part is the cop who is skillfully avoiding his gaze and not-so-skillfully suppressing laughter.

  20. I wonder where he got the socks? They look comfortable.

  21. Gloria says:

    I think it’s a win-win situation. He’s in great shape, he’s got the haircut, already got handcuffs, & I’m betting he’s a natural at body cavity searches.

  22. The Guy on the Couch says:

    That cop must have seriously pissed someone off to get stuck on that detail.

  23. JanD says:

    The cop deserves kudos for keeping a straight (ahem) face

  24. JMixx says:

    Why is it that only the GAY men look like this???

    He could pat me down, do a cavity search, or we could play “resisting arrest,” anytime!

  25. DittzyD says:

    @xylus & CatGirl – All chaps are assless.
    @SpaceFaerie & Trolloll – White socks and combat boots is the traditional footwear of a leatherboy. There’s actually a long and kinda-boring history to it.

    • Ethan says:

      Thankyou! Yes.

      And yeah, as a style, I really kinda like it, like the stompy boots with the socks, maybe just association but it’s pretty hot. I’m way too twinky to work that look, but I can appreciate :)

    • Chrisf says:

      Thank you VERY much. I’ve been wanting to ask for so long, “What the hell kind of chaps HAVE an ‘ass’ to them?” Wouldn’t that be sort of “pants with really strange open legs” then? Chaps are for protecting the parts of the legs that would be in danger from plants and other hazards while riding a horse. Well, they WERE for that. This man has obviously found a much better use for chaps-as-shorts.
      In fact, I think I’d call his “seatless shorts.” It’s too obvious they’re not assless. I mean, look at that! ;-)
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaps Have a look; it’s fascinating!

    • Blast says:

      I’m curious as to what you think the history/story behind the white socks as standard leatherboy wear is. I’ve been out in leather for 6+ years, hold a bootblack title, and have never heard a specific history regarding sock color. Please share with me what you have heard and whom from. I’d like to know this story.

  26. Bullitt says:

    That looks like it would chafe.

  27. Kitkat01 says:

    At least he’s got a nice body…

  28. HoneyB says:

    I wish I could see the front part of his costume :) ) …If we can see his but maybe we can see his … you know what ,when he turns

  29. pix says:

    I’d let him frisk me..and gladly.

  30. pepsibookcat says:

    I can’t seem to wipe this silly little grin off my face. ;)

  31. Juniper Jupiter says:

    I’d risk arrest just to smack dat ass!!!

    Don’t deny it, you all would, too! :D

  32. Terry C - NJ says:

    Nice ass!

  33. Heli says:

    This my friends should actually be a WIN! :-)

  34. Heli says:

    For those commenting on the white socks, they’re “in” now, I see a lot young adults wearing long white socks with shorts.

  35. sciencequeen says:

    OMFG please don’t let that guy on the police force.

  36. medicineman says:

    Why can’t girls make good sex jokes? All your sex jokes are lame and boring. And come on, he’s not really that hot. He has nice skin tone.

  37. np says:

    This is so awesome I just can’t stand it.

  38. vince says:

    nice photo shop work

  39. nazani14 says:

    Gay friend looking over my shoulder as I type sez leather guys are too shy to make effective policemen.

  40. awwwwyeah says:

    ooh, if more cops looked like this guy, i’d be more likely to uphold the law! hel-LO officer!

  41. skuvasteve says:

    i wish all cops dressed like this i would have them at my house 24/7 he could arrest me any day

  42. gun metal grey says:

    booty butt cheeks… boooty butt cheeks….booty butt…oooohhh yeah…<3

  43. flabtato says:

    I just came in my pants.

  44. some random chick says:

    if this was a girl in that attire, the entire woman community who uses this sight would be in an uproar.not saying that i dont like his outfit(more power to him) just making a point

  45. Ritmetal says:

    I’m gonna arrest you officer! Will you grab my cuffs for me?

  46. ding dong dude says:

    D’ya think Mr. Ass Crack is thumbing thru’ the pamplets or mindlessly thumbing his tallywhacker…

  47. Sophie says:

    OMG! IS THAT HARDGAY?

  48. candyluna says:

    HAHAHA ITS NYC!! my homie lmfao

  49. margaret (australia) says:

    oh yeh, this recruit can arrest me, anytime (though by the look of him, being female, I am probably not his type).
    He looks like he has dark glasses on, as well.
    I am sure the police would be more popular, in this new uniform.

  50. Kiki says:

    Yes- Theoretically it is a good idea but you haven’t considered something.

    Are you 100% sure you want to see this in leather: http://s2.hubimg.com/u/444313_f520.jpg

    We should all take a moment think about it.


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