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Fashion Fail - You Forgot Your Skirt

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I’m not really sure who to blame for this. First of all, this woman’s skirt is ten kinds of too short. But second, it appears that someone had to lie on the ground to take this picture (either that or Verne Troyer has found a second career as a trailer-park photographer), which is kind of a jerk move. And third, I’m the a-hole who’s posting it on the Internet.

I’m just going to go ahead and blame Lindsay Lohan. I have no idea why. It just seems right.

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  1. mags says:

    I’ve never been more grateful for my own sense of shame.

  2. AmericanD says:

    I’m betting she wants the black guy to take her home.

  3. kimmmm says:

    Is that Khloe Kardashian?

  4. Becca says:

    I love you guys so much – not only for sharing these horrors with me, but for the blurbs that go with the pictures. *sigh*

  5. I believe that this is a Pentacostal revival tent based on the Nazi storm trooper boots. Probably somewhere in the Shenandoah valley of Virginia so grab your guns and get ready to praise the lord!

    • nazani14 says:

      I live in VA, and our Pentacostal revivals are not integrated, thank you very much.
      I don’t know why, but the shiny boots of the 80s never really went away here, and now we have the shiny ankle boots, which really enhance a bulbous calf.

  6. Madameshabbs says:

    did you know that the bottom 6 inches of any skirt is where shame is kept? .. this little filly said “i’ll have non of it!”and aparently chopped it off.. wish she stared at the neck instead.

  7. rab3 says:

    The moon has hair on it.

  8. Nelson says:

    Ya’ll’s just jealous on account of she’s too much womun fer you t’ handle!

  9. SpaceFairie says:

    That is not a skirt, that is a belt, meant to go on top of another skirt or pants for that young ballerina effect. This woman is clearly confused.

  10. Chrystallion says:

    I also LOVE that white jacket!!! But nothing can heal the image of ass cheek blemishes that has been burned to my retinas.

  11. GamerGirl says:

    I think I went to school with this girl. OMG all the bad clothing choices she had just came flooding back to me!

    • sciencequeen says:

      I feel so sorry for you. I hope you managed to keep enough brain cells to make it through school.

  12. Boomer says:

    And is that just the hint of red panties, are perhaps a rash peeking through. Oh my!

  13. Snookie_Townshend says:

    I like the boots (but I love trashy boots,) and I’m also loving the other girl’s jacket. Actually, I like the other girl’s outfit. The first girl’s outfit would be cute with about a foot and a half more skirt.

  14. Cameron says:

    That’s how one knows that the economic crisis is hitting us hard;
    When big girls cannot afford anything but their toddler clothes.

  15. fourth guilty party..someone manufactured a skirt that short in that size..

  16. Zenkatzer says:

    Fortunately all I can focus on is what looks like the image of a skull in her hair. Unfortunately, I then look down. And then it’s like being on “People of Wal Mart”.

  17. Fal says:

    Apparently this woman doesn’t own a full length mirror. If she’d only spend that $14.99 on one at Walmart (where I’m sure she shops) we might have been spared the animal print, ruffle and patent leather. Not to mention those red panties stuck in the crack.

  18. angie says:

    please lady never ever bend over EVER * shudders *

    • charli says:

      i TOTALLY agree, NEVER EVER EVER EVER BEND OVER, and shudder OMG heart palpitations, I FEEL sorry for her. And i think it is a hint of rash there, so not nice, SHAME SHAME SHAME

  19. scanmead says:

    Ok, this could be a good trend. If we’re going to start showing our tushies, maybe we’ll actively try to lose weight to make them less disgusting.

    In the meantime, someone keep track of what chair she sits on, and have the Lysol spray handy, k?

  20. sydney says:

    honestly, I LOVE curvy women, and she has some perfectly shaped legs-HOWEVER, when the top half of your body ceases to resemble a woman’s body, than that is a bit too much for me…

  21. tag says:

    This would be so much funnier if she had recently been sitting on something that left imprints on her ass & thighs.

  22. pix says:

    I own that skirt..and it comes down to mid thigh like God intended.

  23. Sturm.Fee says:

    Kind of wannabe-Goth-Girls. At least the shoes.

  24. Kogo says:

    AGAIN: Another case of my standards being lowered by this site.

    Okay, so it’s like this: I find myself thinking she’s actually decently put-together as far as clothes go–at least if her goal is to go club-hopping. And the ass? I just find myself thinking how decent it is that it’s not horribly dimpled, like some burlap sack full of cottage cheese.

    Honestly: This IS a woman who could plausibly say, “I’m just big-boned.”

  25. Me says:

    “Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.” Eleanor Roosevelt

    The ONLY reason others discuss others negatively is to make themselves feel better. If you feel great inside yourself, it never matters what wnyone else does.

    • Voodoo says:

      You can’t honestly look at that picture and think she has self esteem, can you?

      I feel great inside myself and I wouldn’t be caught dead in that…of course, I’m not built like a line backer either.

    • Kristy says:

      I AGREE to some extent… but seriously she should have not gone out of the house dressed like that if she did not want to be noticed. Good, bad, or indifferent! She is probably happy she got the attention and overjoyed she made it as such a “topic of discussion” c’mon, she’s famous in a sense she will have not only a story for her grand chillins, but a loverly pic to go with it, loverly I say!!!

  26. AbbyNormal says:

    I think she actually has a very nice butt and nicely shaped legs! Nice and firm, and not all cottage cheesy.

    The top half is probably more a wardrobe choice issue. Horizontal stripes (esp tiger\zebra) tend to make everyone look blobby.

  27. moondog6b9 says:

    Your trailer park called….their trash is missing. And your sister.

  28. The Murderer says:

    Too much skin… *cough*

  29. OllyTilly says:

    has anyone else noticed that the girl in the background has really awesome pirate shoes??? ass-baring FAIL, pirate shoes WIN ^o^

  30. Did someone say BBQ?

  31. anon says:

    I actually know who this is. A friend of a friend on facebook. And I hate to break it to all of you, but it’s a man.

  32. T says:

    Skankasaurus…

  33. Joseph says:

    Well, I guess the person with the camera had some kind of timing! Would it be good or bad, though?

  34. Skippidydoodah says:

    Oh, good god almighty! The normal looking peron in behind the manhemoth has some awesome shoes though.

  35. Skippidydoodah says:

    I was too horrified to type correctly. I have since gained a little composure.

  36. faintedtears says:

    D: oh my god! how dare that guy have a cigarette in his mouth to ruin this photo!

  37. Lion Tamer says:

    I am not a curvy girl but this woman looks square! I feel good enough about myself but I’m not going to wear something that make men look at me and think ooooo I want her! Women are not objects to be looked at and thought of as sex objects. She is degrading herself.


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