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Submitted by: Jen via Submission Page
This is just adorable. I can almost hear the old-timey little-kid insults getting thrown around as this jaunty fellow gets the crap kicked out of him in the schoolyard. “Take THAT you slice of lukewarm meatloaf!” “I’m gonna hit you so hard that your face turns into tomato aspic!”
Okay, I don’t know any old-timey little-kid insults. They don’t focus on the kids enough in Mad Men.
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FIRST ;D
Your parents must be so proud.
wooow i do hope he had better dress sence when he grew up, poor lad
This was possibly a school uniform, there has always been something utterly bizarre with them.
People that love children are ok.
People that hate people that love children,… well.. didn’t get censorshipped
It’s an old photo, but it’s gotta be British.
They are the only people that humiliate their young with short pants and bow ties.
Actually they do that in the South too.
Love the princess seams on that jacket!
If it is British, you know he’s got knee sox and buckle shoes, too!
It was good until I saw the shorts. Who ever designed this outfit should be dragged out in his underwear and beaten.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle’s school picture!
(Okay, so I like “Reno 911″….)
Sounds like a Totally Looks Like waiting to happen.
Ha that was the first thing that popped in my head when I saw this pic!!
i love officer dangle, but that’s DAVID LETTERMAN!!!
Honestly, I have to wonder if that suit wasn’t mangled. It looks like those pants were cut and hemmed to be that short….And who would make a suit with shorts? It’s going to be hot either way!
Da….David Lettermen?
The funny thing is i saw a teenager wearing a suit like that the other day(no shorts thank god) but he was surrounded by teen girls.When i asked one of them what was up they said and i quote”he is so hip”
The bottom of the picture was cut off when the page loaded, so I didn’t get why he was on Poorly Dressed until I scrolled down a bit and saw more little boy thigh than I’m comfortable with.
Sooo glad I’m not the only person disturbed by that.
Wow, and here I thought Disturbing Shorts were exclusively Japanese…
You’ve been watching too many Gamera movies.
Who wears short shorts?
HE wears short shorts.
If you dare wear short shorts…..
Future Mr. Gay America
DAMN! You beat me to it! That jingle was the very first thing that came into my head as soon as I saw this poor kid.
THE PANTS.
DO THEY EVEN EXIST.
dont even know a WIN when you see one
Yeah, you think this is funny now, but… Just wait another 40 years, and they’ll be laughing their asses off at these knickers everyone now calls “shorts”.
Years of therapy in the making
… I’m also a victim of reno 911, I immediately thought of Jim Dangle too.
This kid is now either an adult making a fortune in the tech field…. or he’s sitting around posting “first” on every comment page he can click on.
I swear… my parents have that exact same chair he’s leaning on. Thank God my parents didn’t have this choice in clothes for me and my brothers!
I wore a school uniform and sadly I had an outfit like this as a wee lad and there is pictorial proof. Mine hade houndstooth panels in the front of the jacket.
The only saving grace is I seem to be crying like hell, which leads me to believe I put up one hell of a fight trying to avoid wearing the heinous outfit.
Ultimately their revenge came later….12 years of school uniforms.
Off to see my therapist …
LOL YES! Fellow Reno fans, this is TOTALLY Dangle in his early years!!
This is just…wrong. So very wrong. On so many levels…
If the weather is hot, his top half will be too hot. If it’s cold, his legs will freeze. This boy is screwed no matter what.
Interesting choice of words there.
Shotacat bait.
you could say,
I’ll tell you which way the cow chews the cud!
By the way, YIMPS FTW!! http://www.yimps.com
Is that George Will?
This was on the sexypeople blog awhile back. . .the commenters there identified the pic as being from either the Netherlands or Germany. There was some significance to the spindle chair thing, too. I’m great with details.
Back when Lieutanent Dangle was Hall Monitor Dangle.
Can anyone say Pedobear?
OMG EDOGAWA CONAN?!
-obscure detective conan referances-
Haha, that’s the first thing I thought, too.
We betta call pedobear
Dorcus had a kid’s collection?! http://www.lileks.com/institute/dorcus/assassin.html
Somewhere, a creepy old guy is fapping to this.
…I know it…
Come on! You guys have it all wrong. This guy went on to make millions in a band called, “AC/DC”.
I think I’ve got one of those chairs standing around in my house
Bill Gates??????