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Oh look, it’s Pimpy Two-Face. He’s got two personalities: one is tacky, and the other is tacky and likes purple.
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Fist!
yes fist.. it’s what i gonna put in your first fail
We don’t want to know about your love life.
Those are dates? I thought they might be his court ordered sentence for wearing that abortion suit out in public.
damn go back to africa
Wow. I am amazed by the level of your racism.
racism isnt when it’s true
Maybe it’s you that needs an all expense one way trip to the dark continent? Just think of all the friends you’d not make.
damn go back to the racist place you’re from.
I agree, you are a giant racist, you ass
People in Africa would NEVER wear that…only people in Compton…or Detroit…or Atlanta…or New Orleans…or Memphis…or Oakland…or Cleveland…or Jackson…and so on and so on…
That blue girl should not be wearing a dress that tight.
and the one in purple should?
How much did they get paid for that much public humilation?
I bet both girls are his sisters. that he paid to go with him
NO ONE should wear a dress that tight.
And why does it look like he borrowed cloth from both dresses to make that suit?
Mom’s a seamstress?
Thats what I thought.
*Imagines the looks on all the stuck-up prepsters’ faces if she had turned up at the prom in that dress with that dude and grins* Yeah, we would have been thrown out, but man, it would have ROCKED….
Snook…somehow I don’t have a hard time picturing that.
So “class-ay”. The bee-hives, shiny fabric, wanna be “Two-Face” from “Batman”… Blechhhh….
The guy must have picked out the outfits. Haven’t people heard that matchy-matchy is so out?
it’s ghetto fab. I’m not being racist, or whatever people are going to say, my friend in Inglewood does it. He has to match everything, and always his girlfriend. I tease him all the time, but where he comes from it’s what they do…I guess it’s better than the bro ho’s I have to look at. Ugh.
It’s the “Pimp” mug that really brings it all together.
Like he needed to spell out his occupation. (Or, more likely, what his Halloween costume represented).
You can get those exact cups at the dollar store.So you know he has the benjamins.
Gawd! That’s a lot of overstressed silk!
He couldn’t find a shirt that was half purple, half blue?
that’s what i thought! and the hat! why couldn’t he have just gone all the way with that atrocious look?
-__- it probably says something about me that this is what bothers me most about that photo…
well, that would be TOO much! Hahaha he didn’t want to look tacky
LOL! My laugh was supposed to go here! This is exactly what I thought!
Yep, I feel like he’s playing favs with Miss Blue there. I wonder if Miss Purple has a clue?
That’s probably why the girl in purple has that look on her face. Either that or she’s starting to realize maybe the whole thing wasn’t such a good idea after all!
LOL! Exactly what I thought!
LOL! Exactly what I thought!
He should have had a solid blue shirt but paired it with a purple tie, but the hat already has a purple band. It’s too bad we can’t see his shoes though.
Yah I think Ms Purple is getting the shaft here, being shorter she should have gotten the brighter color to wear- Ms Blue is stealing all the glory in this shot.
The purple side seems more “slimming.” Must have been torture to decide on the fedora color.
Wat happened to the prom
If he chose to wear a blue shirt, he should have wore a purple fedora. God, its not that obvious?
Anyways….. this looks more like a wedding (which I believe makes this worse) It looks like there is a bride and alcohol in the background.
Third. They all three look related. The one in blue and the guy have the same nose and the girls have very similar facial structures. But I could be wrong, I’ve never been very good at determining if facial features are similar. Hell, I didn’t know my identical twin neighbors were identical…
Why don’t are the flowers white? I would have gone with Orange, gosh…
People wear clothes like that to proms? For that matter, people GO to proms? I don’t remember ever having any desire to. Of course, since I had no idea what my sexual orientation was then (I was pretty well asexual until I was quite a bit older), I don’t know who I would have gone with. I know I didn’t own any suits, tasteful or otherwise.
I was pretty sure this was a Halloween costume (and an awesome one at that) until I saw the couple in white behind them. It might be a bride because she’s in a white dress, but I had a white prom dress, so… Also, everyone has too nice of flowers for Halloween costumes.
What I don’t get is….WHY would someone deliberately want to look like a pimp & ho? Is this something to aspire to? In what sick society is this an admirable thing?
the sexism of vapid commercial hiphop plus the stupidity and sexism of your run-of-the-mill mainstream american society. et voila.
I know there’s a good chance they’re taking this more seriously than I am, but good on these people for spending a lot of time pulling together this amazing, hilarious costume. It might not be appropriate or tasteful but it’s d*mn creative.
And to those people who want to turn this into a race conversation….get a life, trolls.
how come the monochrome hat?
his tie is cool, it’s blue on the purple side and purple on the blue side.
am i the only one who thinks this suit is awesome?
YEA I THINK D 5UIT I5 HOT,, N DANM IF 5O MANY PEOPLE DONT LIKE THE PIK DEN DONT FUCKING LOOK AT IT
haha AND IF U KANT READ DIS DUNT READ IT
You know what’s funny? My DAD dresses like this. (Like the one in the middle, I mean.)
they say pimpin aint easy but this guy knows how to settle arguments..you should be matching me! haha..meet em in the middle he probably solves many pimping troubles this way…does not make for good fashion but gotta keep your women happy right XD
I honestly think his suit is so bad that it’s good.
The lack of contrast in the shirt, tie and hat kind of ruins it though.
OMG WHERE THE fu%k IS BATMAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM!!!!
ok, the guy’s clearly a douche…but what i dont get is how any thinking female would subject herself to this…even as a joke! i mean really, are they even close to realizing that they have no self-respect? sad, sad…
Now if he had painted half his face purple and the other half blue that would be cool.
look behind them- it looks like the woman behind them is wearing a wedding dress. Is it possible to be this tacky at a wedding? Or is the girl behind them just as tacky by wearing a white puffy dress to the prom.
ugh, the girls’ dresses are almost identical, how embarrassing.
This is totally a Halloween Costume. The huge pimp cup gives it away. He is dressed up as a pimp and those two girls are his hoes.
I think it’s a cleverly made costume. It shows they have a sense of humor.
The dude looks like a box of Nerds!
thumb!
ALL OF YALL ARE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!
… and then Harvey Dent lost all control.
This is worse than the bright red suit a guy at my school prom wore this year! This is proof that BET brainwashes it’s viewers. Nobody with a brain in their hard would think this was at appropriate.
I HOPE it’s a costume, because if it isn’t that Pimp’s WIFE is going to be mighty ticked off. Notice the ring on his left hand?
I just had a worse thought…same dress in different colors…wedding dress in background…is it possible these are bridesmaids and a groomsman at a wedding, and that the PIMP cup is simply…well, I can think of no explanation.
OMG i know this boy!!! like foseriously
ahahahahahaha lol
please tell us. if you really know them- costume. halloween please otherwise those women. lord have mercy.if you are going to be a ho be a damn proud one. i know i was one when i went to a pimp and ho party
Just as a reply to all of those people talking about this guy having to ‘go back to Africa’ which is ‘the dark continent’.. How incredibly ignorant of you. I’m from Africa, and the last time I checked, I was pretty white
if youre from africa, why are you white?
CUZ im a motherfuckin P-I-M-P
Luckily Billy Dee Williams only got to play Harvey Dent in the ’89 Batman…
oh my god karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white
Oh, hell yeah.
don’t approve either of my replies… I can’t get them to go where I mean them to go.
My thought was the blue girl’s momma said: “There is NO WAY you are going to the Prom with Jermaine!! …. Unless you take your little sister with you!”
Why are both those dresses cut short only on one side? Was that the half they cut off to make his suit?
lmfao well the economy was hard and they needed one more person to pay for the limo.