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The dangers of being a motorcycle enthusiast. Prolonged riding can erode the crotch of your pants completely off. At least I HOPE that’s the explanation for this tomfoolery. Because this is NOT an acceptable form of DIY slutbaggery. Acid Crotch here should take a lesson from this woman:

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She probably teaches a course called “DIY Slutbaggery” down at her local community center.
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Nothing wrong here, both would be welcome in my home!
Agreed,
The second one in particular.
I agree as most people who wear Harley Davidson branded anything tend to be DBs.
I donno what slutbaggery is (I’m guessing acting like a bag of sluts), but I like it. Seriously, who wouldn’t want a bag of sluts?? Especially if they looked like that. I’d also like to know where DIY slutbaggery is taught so I can go prospecting :p
thx im the second one
definitely agreed!
just kinda wish we coulda seen the back of #1…
Hope you have vinyl furniture that you can bleach after they leave
At least they’re hot. It could be a lot worse. And I find the confidence that they have in their body to wear that is pretty sexy. (Female, here.)
2nd pic hot and looks good. the one who posted this is a prude or jealous, the place is probably beach side anyway.
…if it was beach-side, she should’ve just worn the bottoms of her bikini. Seriously, WAY cut-off shorts over them screams SLUT. I’m a guy, and not gay, and yeah, she’s hot, but she does look slutty.
THANK YOU. The first guy that has shown even the most remote amount of respect for what is proper. I have no problems with suggestive. That is not suggestive. That is showing off what is for sale. There’s a difference, regardless of whether or not they’re attractive.
You’re going to have to be more clever than pointing at a girl in provocative cloths and grumbling ‘slut’ to be more interesting than People Of Walmart. Attractive girls CAN wear whatever they want, it isn’t fair, but it’s tedious to complain about.
Can some male at least admit that, despite being totally hot, these outfits are obvious signs of a mental disorder? An outfit can be hot and ALSO completely insane and ridiculous… By “attractive girls can wear whatever they want” you obviously mean “can look good wearing whatever they want.” It still isn’t remotely socially acceptable to dress like that in public.
That said, there are certainly better things to put on a blog like this…
personally i get tired of every female immediately screaming slut when they see skimpy attire on a woman that has the body to wear it
yes, sometimes it is slutty, but it seems on the internet when an attractive woman shows any skin all men drool and all the women explode with immediate slut comments
OR it could be that there are still people of class out there that don’t think you need to look like a 2 cent “working girl”, in order to be considered gorgeous.
no, you don’t, but that doesn’t excuse calling EVERYONE that shows ANY skin a slut, notice i didn’t say they weren’t, personally i don’t know how often they get it on, that’s their business, but i get tired of every single attractive woman ever being called a slut
all in the name of subjective morality and “class” i suppose
Hey, I say if you show some skin, well thats fine. If you go around wearing 2 inches of fabric and call it a skirt, then you are liable to be called a slut. That is my opinion.
Ur mama is a slut on a beach. Just like these girls.
You done told them!
ANY skin? Hah! She’s got ALLL of it out there. Hot, yes. Appropriate, no. She looks like a walking sign saying- Bang me. Yes, i know you want to.
This. I have nothing against women who wear skimpy clothing, just the ones who think that’s the only way for them to get attention & look pretty.
But like someone else said- at least they have the bodies for this & aren’t 500 lbs.
The catch is, they usually still are wearing the same styles and amounts 10 years later (when they often look 20 years older from the short-sighted lifestyle that usually goes with the clothes), and still another 10 years later again (when the guys who were drooling are now screaming for the bleach).
Drool all you want now…. but don’t go screaming OH GOD WHAT IS THAT THING when you see the results later.
Very good and very true.
2 cent working girl? these girls are definitely worth more than 2 cents
yeah…we cant tell from this picture what her sexual practices are…and plus i try to reserve the word slut for women that have sex at the expense of other people – see, cheating, manipulative, etc. if you just fuck a lot i either dont care or say more power to you.
but this is still trashy…plus the comment about ‘attractive girls can wear whatever they want’…thats fucked up. its just reinforcing that women that dont look the way we define attractive (what, maxim-worthy? no thanks) are less valuable, if they wear what they want its cheap or gross or whatever.
sad!
Well, I think ANYONE can wear ANYTHING he or she wants…
Who cares about clothes?
People showing that they are rich by wearing expansive stuff can be as nice as people showing that they don’t care by wearing old jeans.
People that are jealous about the money or the body should think twice. If they are jealous about that sort of things, don’t they act totaly similar to that ones they call sluts then?
Seriously, stop making such a fuzz about clothes.
really, who does care about clothes? if u comfy in less, then wear less. although i personally think the nudists have the right idea. GO NAKERS!!!
“Obvious signs of a mental disorder”? Please. Don’t trivialize mental illnesses or assume that wearing revealing clothing in public is a result of mental illness – these women have great bodies and they are attention mongers. They enjoy being looked at as sexual objects.
Can some male at least admit that, despite being totally hot, these outfits are obvious signs of a mental disorder?
No.
…That said, there are certainly better things to put on a blog like this
No there is not.
Who writes this blog: a woman or a gay guy?
Show me a person on the street complaining about the second girl’s outfit and I’ll find you someone who isnt’ attracted to women.
Imagine walking around with a bunch of naked guys everywhere, trying not to look at their waggling penises…
In public, EVERYONE has to look at what you’re wearing, not JUST people who are attracted to you. You’re supposed to dress in a way that’s at least moderately respectful to the public in general. These girls’ outfits would be gross and offensive to MANY people, including straight men (eg men from strongly religious backgrounds). So get your head out of your ass, people exist who AREN’T young horny secular straight men…
Show me a person who honestly doesn’t understand why her outfit is inappropriate, and I’ll show you an inconsiderate douchebag who can’t think about anyone except himself.
[I NEED to stop reading these idiotic comments... That said, I think a woman writes this blog, as the theme is supposed to be "poorly dressed" rather than "inappropriately dressed"]
Oh man!! You took the words right out of my mouth perfectly! I tried to post a comment a few seconds ago, but it didn’t quite come out as I wanted it too, wasn’t strong enough. Then, I scroll down some more and come across your post here, and this is exactly where I was trying to come from! THANK YOU!!!!
show me someone who doesn’t realize 1 is at a bike rally and 2 is near the beach, and i’ll show you someone ranting about morality
Show me someone named “Shipoopi” and I’ll show you someone who couldn’t spot the difference between a beetle and an apple.
show me someone named jesus christ and i’ll start going to church
show me someone who writes blah blah blah and then ill respond to them and show you someone that writes blah blah blah.
flksdfoidfn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This. Although the first girl does look amusing. But she’s hellacute. Only complaint about the second girl is those shorts look uncomfortable!
Are they really shorts? I thought perhaps there was some crazy denim bikini fad that I wasn’t aware of.
name stealing? booo!!
1. They are not naked, so your first argument is invalid. Even if it was, I wouldn’t be offended by seeing a human in his natural state, i.e. naked. After all, it’s natural. It’s clothes that are artificial.
2. They can wear what they want, it’s not forbidden to wear this kind of outfit.
3. Who are you to say what everyone has to wear and what not? You don’t like it? Well, shake your head and move along.
btw when I said ‘worse, gay men’ it was not an attack on gay men, but the gay men who think they can get away wearing BDSM crap in public, wear thongs 3 sizes to small in public, or using it as an excuse to show off hairy backs with those assless chaps or whatever the pants are called while wielding whips to boot. *shudder*
please…whores cover it up more than this. because they have shame.
THANK YOU!!! The naked body is natural, and im sure if half of the people who comment on here saw this person in real life, they wouldnt DARE open their big mouths, so y open them on this damned site, where it does ABSOLUTELY nothing to change the way people dress!!! im just throwing this out there, but i think this sight was meant to just show people dressing funny and get a giggle, not to start Morality War III on the friggin comments, which most people dont even bother with anyway! seriously people, get a life(including me, i seriously need one right now lol) and leave these people alone. its a free country.
Thank you!! And yeah, every once in awhile i wonder why i read these comments, as they get predictable. Especially from the young horny secular straight men. I think they can’t handle that. But ya know what? Those kind of men can have those^ type of women.
People. It’s possible to be sexy without leaving NOTHING to the imagination.
Sorry, that rant wasn’t ONLY directed at you
That first one looks like she was going for ease of access.
No, no, I see what she’s going for, she just wants a steady breeze down there
That’s gonna make for a real weird tan.
As far as the second one, well, she sure has the bod for it. More power to her for showing it off.
People wouldn’t call her a slut or poke fun if she was wearing a bikini, but here where she is covering MORE, she gets shit. Ha, not from me, the only fun I’m poking is deep in her ass. ; )
way to have some class and self respect!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More like you’ve never had sex before and probably won’t for some time.
Disagree. That is excellent DYI slutbaggery.
Wow there’s a lot of sexed up hormones raging on this comments page! Maybe you all should go sit on some ice and look up faux pas in the French-English dictionary.
and maybe you can look up chaps and bikini
They need to get laid.
I’ll do it why not
im the second girl and srry i alredy am
at least admit the first one looks ridiculous, must be easy to take a crap but still
i understand the first one, was too hot to wear pants, but was riding so needed some leg protection, maybe she didn’t wanna spring for chaps but had some old jeans so thrifty+protection=slut?
the second one is essentially wearing a bikini, but apparently since it is denim she’s a slut?
also, if you’ll notice the sand in the second obv beachside
No, she did it for fashion. I truly don’t care one way or another, but as someone with a motorcycle, this offers no protection to key areas should an accident arise. I don’t understand pretty girls in bikinis and bikes. If you fall off, even at low speed, that pretty skin is not going to be so pretty anymore. I cover up, but I want to stay a hot chick on a bike!
so you’re saying that having denim on your legs won’t protect you? by your argument she would have been the same wearing just the bikini bottom. I was saying she wanted to wear a bikini bottom but have some leg protection. If that wouldn’t help her, then why did my dad always say to wear pants when riding?
I know about riding as well, how do you know she didn’t have a riding jacket on before getting off the bike?
it’s ridiculous how many people will jump to conclusions over this
I think they meant protection from getting burned by the bike itself, not in the case of an accident.
agreed….the chaps are cut the wrong way to keep her from getting burned by the bike’s engine in her senstive places. She needs the fabric on the inside of her legs, not the little strip on the outside. What she has is kinda like reverse chaps. Personally, I think it looks silly. Its likely that she was wearing more clothes earlier if she rode in to the event. And what she is wearing is not really weird for a bike rally.
As for the second gal, she is obviously at the beach. The shorts are either a part of her bikini set or on over the bikini bottoms. It looks wierd becasue you don’t expect asscheek to hang out of denim like that, but its actually bikini hang out.
neither outfit is out of line for where it is being worn. As for attractiveness, the first gal is very cute, the second does nothing for me. And I am female, btw. if these ladies wore these outfits to a nice restaurant, they’d be denied entrance, but for where they are at, they’re fine. And I really really object to the use of the words ‘slut’ and ‘whore’ to describe them. It’s both sexist and ignorant.
#1 – I can only assume it’s a half-hearted attempt at making a pair of denim chaps. She’s cute, She’s welcome at my house, but I’d have to let her in through the freight elevator if she had that outfit on.
#2 – is an entirely different story. She successfully made a bikini bottom out of a pair of jeans. She does has some style to pull that off.
Besides …look at that gluteal furrow…it’s a solid 10.
hahaha, what a man – I’ll fuck it, but no one can see!!! and girls that agree to that shit? sluts…because they have no self-respect. sad
Actually I’d gladly bang either one of them on the hood of your mother’s 1978 Toyota Tercel. You can watch from one of the trailer windows and see how it’s done…maybe you can learn a thing or two!
You can’t judge people by what they wear and this hardly makes either one of them a slut! I’m sure there are similar outfits in the magazines you use for your “Friday Night Date” when you’re all lubed up and ready to go!
If my backside looked like that I’d rock those jorts too.
The first one kinda looks like a redneck version of a garter belt…
Any woman complaining about these two pictures is fat and watches Tyra.
nope and nope
I’m wondering how long it’s been since your penis has seen any real action.
As a girl, I can safely say – holy ba-jezus. those girls are gorgeous. And maybe it’s because I live in Australia and girls dont get named a slut for wearing shorts, no matter how tiny they are, but whoever posted this – grow up!
The second one is slightly less problematic, but the first one does look slutty due to the crotchless jeans, which imo are just ugly and whorish.
Yes, that’s the idea. They are being called sluts for wearing shorts. Right.
Why wear jeans? This go around in your bikini.
1st One= Hot Girl, Stupid Pants. If she wanted easy access, she could have worn a skirt.
2nd One= What A Body! And thats not actually much different from the norm
The catch is, they usually still are wearing the same styles and amounts
This sums it up for me:
~~10 years later (when they often look 20 years older from the short-sighted lifestyle that usually goes with the clothes), and still another 10 years later again (when the guys who were drooling are now screaming for the bleach).
Drool all you want now…. but don’t go screaming OH GOD WHAT IS THAT THING when you see the results later.~~
“She probably teaches a course called “DIY Slutbaggery” down at her local community center.”
Hopefully!!
The more the merrier.
Both chicks are smokin’.
is there a winblog.org?
Holy crap, i didnt realize we were talking about the girls, i thought this posting was making fun of the three foot tall tough guy wearing a sleeveless shirt and gloves. My assumption was that he was hidden behind the girl in the second pic.
kecian dech!
#1: Acid crotch….teehee.
And she has bikini bottoms on underneath, so not sure what the purpose of the jeans are at all. Shark attack??
#2: If I had an ass like that, I’d wear a g-string EVERYWHERE.
Perfect, Looks fantastic. Mouth Watering.
they are silly outfits no matter what. girl one is at a biker bar/rally and has the reverse of chaps. So she is not a true biker. girl two is barefoot and sand is on the ground, so swimming is in her plans. I think the main point to get across is a lady shoud act and dress classy and like a lady if she wants to be treated as such. Otherwise if she acts and looks like a slut/whore she should be expected to be treated like one.
I’m sorry, honey, how is being in a bikini on a beach is classless? Maybe you should move to Saudi Arabia, where women go to the beach in burqas, so that you can look at classy women by your definition.
How is an ass hanging out classy? Really, tell me. I want to know. And honey I’ve been to Saudi Arabia and to Isreal. I know, belive me I know.
I suspect #1 was actually riding pillion behind a big biker who’d had
too much chili and beer. Despite the ability of a Harley to camouflage the
resulting sound effects, this is all that’s left of her pants!
#1 – either just wants hella easy access (have you heard how biker gangs initiate groupies?) … or just hella insecure and needs that much attention drawn to the area!!! that is slut qualification. you could wear a khaki jumpsuit and most of the men and some women in the room would still think about/check out your puss.
just young and needs attention. sad
OMG, girls in revealing clothing on a beach are sluts! Break out the burqas! Break out the acid! We can’t have sluts (as women are, by default!) temp the weak-willed men (by default, again) with their sinful existance!
The first one is completely ridiculous. What, why, I don’t even care, it’s just ugly.
The second one, I can’t really understand what she needs those jeans for. She could just as well be strutting around in her bikini bottoms (looks like she’s in some beach area anyway) and actually look less trashy.
I wouldn’t call either of them sluts though because society needs to grow up and stop attempting to police women’s sex lives with slut-shaming.
I agree. The first one’s pretty ugly – also it kind of looks like she’s not wearing anything under there. But yeah – women are subjected to so much criticism, oppression, self-inflicted harm, jealousy… ‘Slut’ just means a woman who’s not afraid to use the one advantage nature gave her over males.
…I’m pretty sure, that, to wear in public streets, your butt must be at least as covered as it would be if you’re wearing typical woman’s underpants. (Thongs not being ‘typical’ here, of course.)
Damn, the second girl has a lovely ass.
Also, I love how many jealous women visit this site. “OH GOD, she has a nicer body than me?! I better call her a slut so I don’t feel TOO fat today!”
Can’t you just appreciate the lovely view, ladies?
I freely admit I am jealous. That is a fabulous ass and I say that as a hetero woman.
What’s sad is the first girl probably bought those jeans that way, and payed WAAAY too much for them.
In regards to the second, there’s nothing wrong with that outfit if (A) it’s freaking hot outside, and (B) you’re near a beach, as long as (C) you’ve got the body. Which she obviously does.
maybe i didnt noitce if it was mention yet, but has anybody ever been hit in the knee by a bee at 70?
girl #2: i think i’m spelling it wrong but phonetically its “awooga.”
Awooga, indeed.
nothing wrong here. that ass is perfect and should be on display 24/7
Pretty or not those clothes are terrible! I love it when girls who dress like this run around complaining that no one respects them and men only want to have sex with them and girls hate them. Ummm…well I guess if they had a clue they wouldn’t dress like that.
Funny i just noticed she is barefoot.. guess it is the beach… took me a solid 10mins to notice lol
Guess what peeps, I’ve known girl #1 since middle school. So firstly, she dates women. And secondly, she’s awesome. And actually not slutty. Why is everyone so worked up about this? Its a biker rally, it was four years ago, and she was having fun. And she looks damn good regardless of the fact that the cut too much from her crotch. Getoverit.
For the first lady she needs to get some new pants and the second needs some clothes
the 1st one is a bit weird i agree, but theres nothing wrong with the 2nd one. and shes on the beachside, im pretty sure.
and im not male so quit that crap.
Hey look she’s not wearing any shoes tsk tsk.
Both of these girls are amazingly attractive. And as the saying goes, if you’ve got it, flaunt it. If you don’t got it, stop being such a bitter hag about lacking something, and put your focus into something worth while. As for the second girl, that bottom is not actually a cut pair of jeans, its a bathing suit bottom that is sold in stores like that. Does it look a little slutty? Sure, but if you are young a beautiful, there is nothing wrong with wanting to look and feel sexy. Physical features are fleeting, and to those people who put all their focus into such things, when they get older, they come to find that they’ve lost their looks and have never spent the time to acquire any real skills or talents. Life is about balance, and most people who are extremely blessed in only one aspect are completely lacking in all others. So be happy if your not perfect, it motivates you to try harder and become better at other things in life. Jealousy and bitterness are attributes of the weak and feeble-minded. Grow up.
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Well at least they’re not the good people of Wal-Mart.
the second girl is me u ass hole
well sorry for them but i think you look good and creating a bikini bottom out of jeans was creative
im the girl in number 2
They may call them “laptops”, but that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
MAybe she’s at the beach. It’s not so bad.
I wonder how many non-curable STDs this one has?
Oh my, poor girls! The second one can’t even afford to wear shoes on the streets and you are making fun of her!! Shame on you, shame on all of you!!!
HOT AS HELL!!!!!
*gasp* a woman being proud of her body , HOW DARE SHE !!. Quick everyone call her a slut now !
Seriously Jelousy everywhere , Get over it . The human body is a natural beautiful thing. A woman’s body is her own not yours and how she chooses to dress it is HER choice . If you want to force women to be ashamed of themsleves and cover up then move to one of those countries where women have to wear burquas.
if ONLY that was Megan Fox in the bottom pitcure… *sigh*
Can I have the second girl for my birthday, please?
What is with all the negative captions on beautiful women flaunting themselves? There is nothing wrong with a nice female form.