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Hey guys, has anyone seen the watermelon I hollowed out to fill with fruit salad for the barbe—OH GOD WHY?!!!!!!!!!!
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There’s a reason they call it a “personal” watermelon… Though I usually put the vodka in without cutting it up!
Blue eyeshadow should be illegal
Yeah, cause THAT’S what is wrong with this picture.
oh my god i so agree, it makes even the fugliest, most horrendous girls look far worse.
If you want to go for the tropical look, and the only fruit that fits your boobs is a watermelon…that is a powerful enough hint that it’s a bad idea.
Did u ever think that she wanted to use watermelon so she could eat it too.
I’ve seen coconut bras but this is just ridiculous… But maybe she couldn’t fit her boobs int a coconut so she worked with the one that fit.. it just happened to be a watermelon…
I’m fairly certain there’s some scrambled eggs tacked up with nails under those way-too-massive melons.
hawaiian party at the mental institution
Bahahahaha!!!
hell, I wanna know her NAME!
and also if there are more.
Warning, stereotype alert!
lol. That’s exactly what I thought when I saw this.
I most definitely agree.
xDDD
Not completely. I mean, there are no chikkunz!
Pet peeve #1: When people smile with their tongues showing. I guess the outfit is a little unnecessary also.
Yeah, her face is scarring me more than her melons!
wait, wait, wait, her outfit was a LITTLE unnecessary? try super mega life scarringly eye burningly unnecessary.
Unnecessary? You would rather see that with the outfit OFF???
I’d Hit It! With a Melon Baller!!!
or a fifth of Vodka.
You know it’s time to lose some weight when you have to forgo the coconut bra for a watermelon one.
Good god.
And she needs to stop abusing the eyeshadow. I know that bright eyeshadows can be tons of fun, but you do NOT apply it up to your EYEBROWS, girls. Jesus Christ.
Atleast she doesn’t have the too pale lipstick outside of the lipline and a duckface on top of all of it. That would be just plain optical suicide for us to view.
Stereotype perpetuation fail.
Two reasons watermelon does not make good apparel: it’s wet, it’s cold.
and sticky
Girls just want to have fun! I wouldn’t wear it, but what the heck, she’s having a good time – and the ability to laugh at herself is an asset!
thank you for being a human being!!
Plus, it seems to be a costume for some party, it’s not like it was everyday wear.
Wheres her teeth?
she sold them to the devil for a sense of style… she got swindled
You are now aware that person isn’t actually female, which maked this picture all the more disturbing.
That…could…be…a…guy??!!??
Step 1. Lose the blue eye shadow.
Step 2. Lose about 200 lbs.
Step 3. Lose the watermelons in favor of coconuts.
Step 4. Wax that mustache!
Step 5. ???
Step 6. OMG MY EYES!!!!!
‘She’?
Am I the only one who thinks (thought?) that this is a guy?
Somehow, every time y’all are certain that it’s a guy, I think it’s a gal, and vice versa. Maybe I should get my eyes checked. oO
I see your point. I saw a mustache the second time I looked
Woman: Melons! Big juicy melons! {austin powers in goldmember}
Oh God i think i`m gonna puke.
But i can`t cause the only thing i could in would be the half of a watermelon.
GOD WHY????!!!!
somehow i dont think her boobs are too big for anything smaller. the watermelon is too big!
ew, ew , ew!!
I saw this picture awhile ago… if I remember correctly, this person (don’t remember if she’s a biological female or not) is a BBW exotic dancer, but I can’t recall her name for the life of me.
“Melonie” ?
1. LMAO im thinkin no one else got it… ^^^WIN
2. No matter how big her boobs are, she should at least be able to fit them in a cantaloupe…I’m and F cup…and mine would fit in something smaller than a watermelon!
F Cup? How YOU Doin???
Uglie
A coconut bra would only cover her nips..and even that’s iffy.
this is definitely a dude…
if anyone’s interested in the video this goes along with, it’s called plumper’s island. be warned, it contains a lot of fat sex
Gawd, how would you KNOW that?! Ewww.
I am thoroughly disturbed.
And it’s a chick. She just happens to have a stash. In fact, I new this one girl who used to come into the doctors office where I worked and she had a fluffier mustache than any other guy I know.
I was always tempted to through some wax on it real quick when I was giving her an injection.
Awww…she has the matching mustache.
U know ur to fat it u use watermelons instead of coconuts
OMG, I KNOW HER!!! I went to high school with her, and this is exactly what she used to act like back then… I just don’t know what to say…… O.M.G.
And the mustache.
KENAN!!! KENAAAAAAAN!!!
Not as scary as some of the stuff I’ve seen on here. If I wore a tropical outfit like this I would need watermelons; coconuts would be too small. I’m not obese, I am just ‘blessed’ (or cursed…)
DO NOT make obvious stereotypical jokes about watermelons
DO NOT make obvious stereotypical jokes about watermelons
DO NOT make obvious stereotypical jokes about watermelons
DO NOT make obvious stereotypical jokes about watermelons
DO NOT make obvious stereotypical jokes about watermelons
ITS SO HARD NOT TOOOOO
Oh my gourds, that’s a dude.
Seems like coconuts weren’t enough… damn
Don’t take her to the Gallagher show!
Her stomache skin just made me sick.
Hey… At least shes making an attempt at recycling…. LMAO
the following is a brief conversation that happened when i flashed this pic to some friends in a chat.
Tres: x_____X
Hako: I think she likes you Tres
Desu: x.x
Tres: She’s looking at you
Hako: nah I’m pretty sure shes eye humping you
Shad: that is a dude
Hako: then hes IS eye humping you tres
Tres: She’s undressing you with her eyes Hak
Shad: SHE has a mustache
Tres: D:<
Shad: look close at "her" upper lip
Zero: IT'S A TRAP
Shad: that's a man in a wig
Shad: yes zero
Shad: yes it is
Hako: I don't think I want to. tres would get mad at me for looking at his man
Shad: and hako and tres fell for it
Tres: Hak is the one who wants him
Hako: sure D: