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Let’s see, what should I wear to the mall today? Maybe just flip-flops and a sundress so it’ll be easy to try things on? Or perhaps I’ll dress up a little in case I run into anyone I know. No wait, I KNOW: conservative white sweater and assless jeans over a thong! Perf.
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Demure top, stripperella bottom.
Bit breezy, isn’t it?
…and oh, look, one of her suspender studs is escaping! Wonder who’ll come to the rescue?
This is definitely a WIN!
Taking a shit win, common decency fail
I want to bury my face into that ass cheek and take in her feminine scents…
agreed
i second that
I propose we make a holiday of it
Things that make me sad:
1) dead puppies
2) the fact that SOMEONE MANUFACTURED THOSE EFFING PANTS *PROFESSIONALLY*
I need to go curl into the fetal position and whimper for a few hours now…
Cait, I agree! Just think — Chances are that AT LEAST two people had to agree this was a good idea! I would say “maybe for a strip club” but that makes things too difficult…. clubbing in Vegas: MAYBE (hardly!) but WHERE were these jeans intended to be worn?
The mall? OH, No. And if my grandmother shops there, she would either lecture this young “lady” or have a heart attack! Hope this is not in middle America….!
think they were meant to be legging-esque lingerie? not pants. no…not pants. even shorts have a crotch..these were meant for the bedroom/brothel.
is she going to work? at the mall?!? where is this place!
yay! new word! ‘sorostitute’…. the use is fitting.
Though I have to tell you, anyone talented with a sewing machine could have made these. Though I agree wholeheartedly, they were created for the bedroom, maybe, or more likely as a ‘quirky’ item to be worn over tights, leggings or some such.
best idea ever.
Yeah, if you’re into crack whores.
heh, “crack.”
Epic fail … much !
EWW
Mother must be soooo proud of you! 19 years old and already a guest whore on “Trailer Park Boys”, Bubbles the Green Bastard is going to tear you up!
Mother must be so proud of you, judging other people you do not know and haven’t even seen their face, on the basis of your own personal moral standarts which clearly have to apply to the whole world, so that most people on earth who have other ways to enjoy their lives can fail to these standarts, which makes you better then them! bravo!
Oh and I forgot to say, everyone who is not ashamed of her beautiful body and spreads a little joy around other people by showing it, definitely wants to be touched by anyone and is a whore. And if she gets raped, it’s her fault. Isn’t it nice to know so much about anyone just by looking at a contextless picture
Unfortunately spotter, people who ‘spread a little joy around’ like this don’t always attract the right kind of attention. It’s just the way the cookie crumbles. So you you can wrap up your sanctimonious crap now. We are done listening.
Oh yeah right I forgot, the attention a womans draws on herself by wearing sexy clothes. You are right, that is the wrong kind of attracting. The right kind would sound something like “Oh look at this woman, what a beautiful burqa.”
Absolute win, spotter.
There’s nothing wrong with a woman who wants to look sexy, or attractive. But there’s a difference between dressing attractively and dressing like a slut. And if you dress like a slut, you’re doing it for the attention, and I’m sure she’s quite aware what men are thinking about when she wears outfits like that.
Maybe she should have some decency and respect for herself, instead of just looking trashy.
A-Freakin’-Men, Missy.
Exactly. There is a difference between dressing sexily and dressing very inappropriately.
just a note: those of us who have them, call them STANDARDS.
Boba Fett disagrees with the denim hate. Good enough for America, good enough for whore-wear.
Good enough for Boba Fett.
Spotter! Mother is not proud of preachy sarcasm…and Mother is CERTAINLY not proud of your lack of spelling prowess…
Standarts? What the hell is a Standart, you re-tart?
(And nope…not a typo…YOU DID IT TWICE. Now…Off the computer and get thee to a library…Your ignorance and failure will not be tolerated!)
Der Standart ist eine bulgarische Zeitung. I love you too! Without your encouraging criticism, I might have forgotten what a dictionary is. Sometimes I am so short-sighted! Thank you very much.
Looks like a win from this angle!
epic comment
Nice butt.
Surely a win.
This makes me remember of http://www.moillusions.com/2006/07/transparent-clothes-illusion.html
WTF?? Just WTF was she thinking? Looks are irrelevant. WTF?! (No, I can’t say it enough. I will keep repeating myself.)
WTF (Want to F#CK!)
Agreed.
Absolutely awesome
I hope this will be the new fashion.
Ah, yessss…. the old garter belt and stockings look… without the sophistication or feminine fabrics. Maybe after she’s asked to leave a few places, she’ll get a clue?
I wondered how many teenage boys ( and the ones at heart) had heart attacks because her outfit. I saw a woman in a similar outfit cause a major collision on the escalator in the local mall
w.i.n.
WIN! I want that jeans
i hope this fashion statement catches on
Same ol’, same ol’. Guys going “OMG SHE’S SO HOT OMG I WANT 2 F**K HER SOOOOO BAD” and girls going “SLUT! WHORE. YOU FRIGGING SLUT HOEBAG I HATE YOUU”
I expected better from this website.
Thank God for American whores!
Why? Why on earth would you expect something better from this website?
wut clearly loves to dream
Anybody else notice whoever took the picture used a flash? There is a shadow. I think it was all set up
I love how all the guy comments are liking this, and all the girl comments think its atrocious.. btw i think it is incredible! lol
im a girl, and i like this. thats a great ass
Anybody else out there having a Nana moment of wanting to just reach out with that sweet little Nana smile and fix that little garter strap for her? (Preferably as publicly as possible.)
I do I do!!!!!
Thought I was the only one…
i’ve noticed that everyone having a fit over the woman’s outfit happens to be a woman themselves…
No complaints here. Just waiting for this to come into style. And don’t tell me that the teenagers don’t already dress fairly revealing. The next generation is going to have to one-up (and shock) this one eventually. In the 50′s seeing a woman’s ankles was a shocker.
in the 1910s seeing a woman’s ankles was shocking…. in the 1950s? dresses were usually around the bottom of the knee. just sayin’
and in 20 years, if 10 year old girls are walking around naked? thats when we know that society has failed at holding on to its soul.
(sound extreme to you? check out ‘toddlers and tiaras’/sexy girl halloween costumes/strip-tease pre-pubescent dance recitals)
im a feminist but the grey area is not a happy medium. there has to be boundaries…pushing the envelope is not an infinite process.
It isn’t.
And it won’t happen. Don’t be so extreme. People are stupid, but not THAT stupid. Jfc…
You’d be surprised….
Nice tan line
I’m having fun imagining the *skiiiishk* noise she might make after sitting for a while in a cheap leather chair in a furniture store, assuming (sorry, couldn’t resist) they even let her in the store. I am also imagining the mark she might leave behind (aaiigh, I did it again) and the expression on her face as she tries to get up.
Roflmao!!! that comment has so much win. like your name! yes, the wonders of having a cloth barrier between your skin/sweat glands and whatever youre sitting on…
Oh god. I live in a college town, and every cafe and teahouse here is full of girls in tiny skirts and short shorts. Watching them fight to tug those two and a half inches of fabric over their butts before they sit down on that sticky, clammy pleather is pretty funny. As is the inevitable *skiiiishk* when they leave.
OH GOD I can’t stop laughing! My ribs, MY RIBS!!!
As a girl, I admire her ability to pull the look off, but she fails at time and placement of said outfit. Assless clothes + mall = disaster.
Must disagree.
Women of the world need to take a leaf out of this girls book.
Lets just hope the book doesn’t have missing sections.
Are you sure you want all of us to take a leaf out of this girls book? Some people don’t know when something works and when it doesn’t
must disagree.
men of the world need to stop telling us how to look to satisfy every one of the trillions of fantasies they have. (not saying i dont love fantasies, just damn- we dont exist to fulfill yours!!) especially if theyre anonymous dbs on the internet…
Well put!
“Business in the front, party in the back” now applies to pants? One must admit though, this look beats the original mullet in style and even decency.
i want one of these for my gf.
That looks definitely Photoshopped.
Fail_Ninja = FAIL!
At least she has the body to wear this outfit…..WIN!! Common sense….FAIL.
erm … i might be totally out of my comfort zone but i was under the impression most places in America were quite conservative isn this classed as indecent exposure ?she has a nice bum but it must get a bit nippy when the wind gets up.
Let’s hope this fashion does NOT catch on! The majority of females out there do not have a bum that warrants this type of attention, and I certainly don’t want to see men follow suit. Nor do I want to occupy a public chair wondering who’s sweaty bottom was there first.
retards it is photoshopped
That is one squeezable asset.
And I’m a straight girl.. but I sure can appreciate a nice booty. On the other hand, I don’t want my children running into this girl. There’s class and trash, and the way she’s dressing screams trash. I’m hoping this is some kind of private cosplay event or something.
At least she HAS the figure to wear that! Pray to your personal Dieties(or not) that it never comes out into fashon – for as sure as you are born, 75% of the ladies who will wear it SHOULDN’T!!!!
ew.
I am a girl-
cellulite free butt=ALWAYS a winn!!!!!!!!!
Best. Pants. Ever.
I LOVE IT!!! Win Win!111
it’s shopped.
at least she has the ass to wear it…it will only become really scary when some girl buys these pant things in a size 10….eeeekkkk….and my guess is that she is a stripper, I think I can smell the Victoria secret perfume, lotion and body spray from here…
Any chances of putting those on the other way round, love?
The funny part is that her tan-lines indicate that her bikini is more modest that this!
I find it ironic that the writing on her bag seems to look a lot like Arabic… and in any Arab ruled country she would be stoned to death for such an outfit… God Bless Islamic law!! and some people even want it in the western world
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It’s an agnes b bag. Not arabic.
At least her butt is totally perfect
If your a man, and do not find that sexy, then your Homosexual. And if you are a man and found that sexy, make sure your wife or girl friend does not find out, or you may end up lonely.
Perhaps women hate this kind of thing in public because it does objectify and belittle the other really beautiful things about women. Yes some of us have a nice butts. However, perhaps by covering them up we might be able to convince the world that there are more important things about women than their asses. Not prudish, just common sense.
This picture is so sexy, I got stiff the moment I looked at it lol
is this legal?
She’s a prostitute
Advertising Win then.
Feeling fresh?
The fabric isn’t being tugged at all by that thing holding it up… clearly this is photoshopped.
I actually think the “jeans” are cute, but I would wear them with leggings or a cute pair of tights underneath. You don’t need to show actual @ss to be cute, but the idea is really interesting.
I bet I could make a pair…
Know when you make cut-down jean shorts? Never waste the legs again!
This should be manditory in all shopping malls.
There used to be a comic called The Maxx where the female heroine, Julie Winters, had almost those exact jeans. But she also wore fishnet shorts with them.
That comic was about a really screwed up traumatized woman and a crazy hobo who semi-lived with her.
WHY is this necessary in life? PLEASE tell me this is photoshopped.
I actually kind of wish I had a pair of pants like that. o_o Not to wear in public, mind you.
a) Must have nice ass to wear those jeans (which she does)
b) women are always jealous of other women with nicer asses than them (they are insecure)
c) If women are jealous of her ass and the asses of other sexy ladies, then GO TO THE GYM!
d) Americans need to get over themselves. Europeans have been dressing in an uninhibited manner for years.
e) Doesn’t matter how much covering a woman wears (cue burqas here), men are men and will always be horny. Again, gotta love ‘em!
OMG WTF – I wonder how that looked at the front. xx
I think they look just cheeky
Fake pants, they are just painted to look like that. Seen them before.
apparently brooke hogan has the other pair.
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/06/brookehogan.gif
Since I didn’t read all the comments, I’m just going to throw this out there…
I hope nobody actually said “buttless chaps”. All chaps are, by definition, buttless.
If a pair of chaps has a butt, they are called “pants”.
Don’t mind seeing that.
i wish i was that thong id be like a beaver retriever “nom nom nom”