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After seeing the wad of bills in this guy’s hand, this is the first thing that came to mind:
Phase 1: Dress like Spiderman
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit
If anyone knows what Phase 2 is, please NEVER tell me.
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rich!
Peter Parker went downhill later in life and was forced to become a themed male prostitute.
He also had to change his name to “Peter Parkhere”
He was given a choice between Spiderman and Aquaman. No one wants to be Aquaman.
You mean Seaman.
and swallow
Oh my God, it’s the Grand Nagus in person!
http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/library/character/bio/1071417.html
lol i was wondering if any one saw the same thing i did. I wonder what rule of acquisition he used to get that wad of cash
I dunno…. his lobes seem a little small to be a Grand Nagus..
That’s exactly what I thought too!
EPIC WIN!
I thought it was an aged Quark.
I was thinking ferengi too! First I just thought that the title sounded like a Rule of Acquisition, ant then I saw that the guy looks like one too- ears and all. Deep Space Nine geekery FTW!
Think he was just sitting around one day, collecting cobwebs, and thought, “Aw heck, I’m already halfway there. Might as well put this stuff to good use.”
All dressed up with name tag and a handfull of ones. Off to the strip club. Heh heh wheez
So that’s what’ll become of Spiderman. Damn old rich bastard! He’s probably paying someone else to do his job too.
(Can’t imagine him swinging around buildings when he’s this old. He’s probably slamming into them.)
Based on his mala beads, I’d say he was guru of the temple of Marvel.
Why, darlin! He’s comin to visit me at the Strip(per) Mall
Wow – this guy has a SMALL stack of singles, maybe $15 and everyone is calling him rich! LOL My Guess: Parking lot attendant at some kind of themed event
spiderman= old school pimp.
Peter Parker, having had his original adventures in the mid-60s, would probably look this old now. I guess he finally decided to come out of the closet now that no one would recognize him even is he wore the old suit. Too bad JJ got tired of him and he ended up parking cars.
No wonder marvel re-wrote the story.
Looks like Ghandi sporting’ spiderman jammies!
Spider Gramps, Spider Gramps
Arth-r-itis and muscle cramps.
Older now, lost his hair
Now it’s nostalgia and Medicare
Hey There!
He was a building dodger
Now he’s a surly codger
There goes a Spider Gramps!!!!
im in love with you man.
that was freakin awesome
brilliant song!!! i sang along in ma head.
My brother-in-law (law enforcement) seems to think the ‘spiderman’ outfit MAY have a more sinister meaning. A grown man who engages in sex with young children is called a ‘rockspider’. A newly emerged underground nic for a ‘pimp’ of underaged prostitutes is ‘spiderman’. This may not be the case here but the cash in hand and general appearance may indeed lend to this theory?
Phase 1: Dress Like Spiderman.
Phase 2: Stand with arm on car.
Phase 3: PROFIT!
Yes, because people pay you to stop touching their car.
Dont you know its hard out here being a spider pimp?
Phase 1: Dress Like Spiderman.
Phase 2: Wank with your chains
Phase 3: PROFIT??
OH SO VERY FRIGHTENED
Phase 2: Have multiple daughters with whom you have “loose boundaries” in the hopes that they later become strippers, so that in your old age (Phase 3), you get to stand around like a pimp with a fistful of singles.
The Vulture finally got the upper hand on good old parker and is wearing the pelt of his kill like a big game hunter.
http://costumzee.com/view/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/vulture.gif
thug life
I’m the Spider pimp! Where all my black widows at? (from the brain of my 16 year old)
Why is he holding all that money? Surely action is his reward.
Does he secretly use Viagra to keep his web taut??
I think he’s hoping to buy back his precious.
Pimpin’ aint easy, even for Spiderman.
lol i had a feeling the ferengi resemblance was gonna appear here.
wow! ferengi – a blast from the past! “no! I am not going to touch your ears!!!”
The Underpants Gnomes are collaborating… This is the Panty Pimp.
$ is a… Bank loan??
OMFG!! I KNOW THAT GUY!!! i used to work for him!!
Tome it looks like grandpa had a great night at the costume bachelor party….but not good enough he still has dollar bills left.
spiderveinman.