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Fashion Fail - The Pineapple and Ibuprofen Explain It All

Submitted by: Ashley via Submission Page

What? You DON’T put on your leopard-print cat suit to make a fruit salad? Freak.

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  1. Katie says:

    I feel violated…

  2. Sara says:

    I just think it’s really ironic that he’s sporting two types of camouflage

  3. Mavennica says:

    I feel sorry for his balls. They must be tucked into their “holding area.”

    *shudders*

  4. merri says:

    lt’s not just the catsuit, it’s the catsuit with those shoes…

  5. merri says:

    Talk about the rough end of the pineapple! Oh look, a bunch of flowers and a fruitloop!

  6. Da Louvre Maneuver says:

    Oh God! Thanks for ruining my Friday! (Rubbing my eyes desperately) Get it out! Get it out!

  7. klara says:

    what i don’t get is why he didn’t shave

  8. "Stripperella" says:

    camo jacket and animal print any thing …. :: grabs spoon and gouges out own eyes ::

  9. Voodoo says:

    Come on, don’t you get it? He’s a jungle cat! See the spots, the pineapple? The camouflage jacket and aviator sunglasses are a statement about jungle warfare? The shoes are, uh, he really likes Barbra Streisand.

  10. Jenna118 says:

    man, where r his balls?! When u scroll from the bottom up it’s even a worser surprise

  11. Smithington says:

    well, maybe he’s permitted or required to wear this as stated on his coupon

  12. thamie says:

    they really think women dress like that !!!!!!!!! tsk

  13. lalalala says:

    I want to know what his day to day is like….

  14. Mike says:

    I don’t get it; is that a big woman with a beard or a big guy with atrocious fashion sense?

  15. Paula says:

    Wow; just wow

  16. Mariah says:

    He got jungle fever!

    • Taneen says:

      TY for the ID. Nice to know there is a ‘legitimate’ reason for going around dressed as an extra in The Lion King.

      • Taneen says:

        Having said that… Kudos to him for adding a bit of cheer to the the boring normality of the High Streets.

  17. Feebss says:

    Is his other hand holding a pack of…condoms? *shudders*

    • mandieville666 says:

      good to know i’m not the only one who’s realized this. i think i’m going to run and hide for 15 years now.

  18. required says:

    that pineapple is going straight up his ass when he gets home

  19. jumbi says:

    not even even an amateur drag queen would wear something this… awful. i wonder what kind of bet he lost. i hope he lost a bet and doesnt really go around like this just because he likes it..

  20. Identity Crisis says:

    I used to worry that my outfit wasn’t perfect. That la man du jour in my life wouldn’t find me attractive if I wore something he didn’t like. Then, I was introduced to the concept off cross-dressers and drag queens. I realized that the men dressed up as women were expressing what men really thought women should look like. I now, no longer give a rats ass if my man likes what I have on.

  21. clei says:

    The thing that is really bothering me is that I’m fairly sure that’s a military-issue BDU jacket.

  22. Ismael says:

    Man the harpoons!

  23. ann says:

    shucks, the camo jacket + leopard-print + those shoes = such a fashion disaster, nobody’s even NOTICED the heavy coat of purple rouge!

  24. dissodatore says:

    nah, he just lost a bet. . . . . . I hope!?!

  25. Taneen says:

    On come on… he’s a Walmart person… normal.

  26. Maj says:

    I think he’s an adorable kitty cat….. I bet he’s a lot of fun to hang out with…. Rock on kitty man, rock on.

  27. blkgrrl says:

    Things I can’t unsee. OMFG!!

  28. Mel says:

    Oh good laws…. it’s got a banana in its basket too… :(

  29. Calloo says:

    I give him an “A” for attitude.

  30. maglindracia says:

    The catsuit has completely covered hands, and toes, as well as a hood, its gotta be some kind of costume? This is just hysterical, he really looks like he’s having fun with the whole thing, gaudy makeup and nasty shoes and all. I’m kind of afraid to try and see what that box he’s holding has in it, lol.

  31. Gizmo says:

    The only thing that could make this worse, is the same outfit- as a onepiece!

    No wait…

    That would actually make it better…and that says a LOT!

  32. marcy says:

    OMG I SAW THAT GUY AT WAL MART!!!!

  33. ball-changer says:

    he’s effing gorgeous!

  34. ball-changer says:

    other thoughts: why are people wondering where his balls are – he’s wearing that outfit which is pretty effing ballsy; no, he probably knows women don’t wear that but he also probably knows that drag queens and women are different; no amateur drag queen would know how to wear that, and everybody puts things up their asses and if they don’t, they should.

  35. Leopold says:

    He’s the most amazing opera singer I’ve ever heard. I’m not sure he’s interested in your approval or living within your conventions or ideologies. Just sayin’

  36. ron says:

    Welcome to the jungle baby!

  37. BeenieD says:

    Does he really think dressing like this AND keeping the beard and mustache is chic! Well, nothing about this is chic, but PULEEZE!
    What state in the nation harbors the majority of these weirdos? I need to know so I can avoid it!! My eyes! My Eyes!

  38. MM says:

    Since we’re all passing petty judgement… OMG, you are all soooo right. He should shop at Next, Topshop & Primark like everyone else and make sure he FITS IN. Jees who does he think he is, having some kind of self-expression?

    Let the world have more people like Le Gateau Chocolat to save humanity from banality and blandness.

    Negative commenters- You do not have any taste, just the inexplicable desire to follow, which is far scarier than a man in a catsuit. Open up your fettered little minds.

    Bests,

    x

    • jklinders says:

      Eh, not that I completely disagree with your comment, but you do understand the premise of this site, right? Incidentally I stay away from “high fashion” like the plague it is.

      Cheers.

  39. Sybil says:

    This guy…
    Looks like he would be LOTS of fun to be around!
    I want to be his friend…

  40. pix says:

    Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

  41. chokehold ru says:

    I think this is awesome. And yes I’m dead serious.

  42. Tess Beck says:

    I think you’re all just jealous! Gateau, you are soooo hot right now baby. Love your work, don’t ever stop!

  43. rawr ;P says:

    MY EYES!!!!!!!! IM BLIIIIIIIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. BongoBongo says:

    Why is he buying fruit to make the salad when he is clearly ALL the fruit he will ever need ?

    He is his own 5-a-day. Forever.

  45. OMFJB says:

    Why? God, why? Just why?

  46. lady kier says:

    i think he looks scrumptious

  47. daffymommy says:

    It looks like the tomatoes are trying to make a run for it. Or commit suicide. Either way, after seeing this guy(?) I’m totally with them.

  48. SuperCucco says:

    Oh gross! there are tomatoes on the floor!

  49. Caril says:

    Aw c’mon he looks fun!

  50. Zor says:

    *twitch*

  51. Brenna says:

    Is anyone else concerned that no one in the picture seems to notice?

  52. Babykins says:

    I’m scarily concerned that this REALLY looks like the Tesco’s where I live, Rottingdean, Brighton (England)

  53. Fyra says:

    Is that Miss J form ANTM? He is looking sooo fierce..lmao!

  54. vivii says:

    Lafayette? what are you doing so far way from bon temps???

  55. notolaf says:

    Is it weird that the first thing I noticed about this guy was his short little legs?

    Yes. Yes, I believe that is weird.

  56. linda s says:

    Shania Twain called. She wants her video outfit back. That don’t impress her much. And Lady Gaga and Beyonce want him to stop callin’ on their telephone cause they’re out on the dance floor.

  57. KMan says:

    He should remember to eat the pack of pills after he gets dressed and goes shopping, not before

  58. lani nine says:

    this man is a WINNER

    look at how happy he is!

  59. suckfalt says:

    when i first looked, my eyes accepted the security mirror in the back ground as part of his hat.

  60. Jeezul says:

    O_O The weird thing is, that looks exactly like the Tesco near my house…
    ‘Cause I know that is a Tesco… unfortunately…


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