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Fashion Fail - Even for Amanda Lepore, This is BAD

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Did anyone else ever have one of those knock-off Barbies whose bathing suit was painted onto her plastic body so she could never be completely naked? Sometimes I think that’s what Amanda Lepore brought with her to the plastic surgeon’s office to explain what she wanted.

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  1. lololololol says:

    ewwwwwwww

  2. merri says:

    OMG! What the heck has she done to her lips?!

  3. Lillian Xader says:

    You know how when your laptop is plugged in and everything is brighter? well mine wasn’t plugged in and is wasn’t bright. then I plugged it in and her paleness clashed with her sequins and I am recovering from blindness at the moment.
    P.S. first to leave a comment!

  4. JD says:

    Ditto on the lip atrocity. And the excessive paleness. The inflatable clown breasts are not helping.

    I really don’t get the impulse to do lip plumping, especially to this degree, I wonder if it takes a mental illness to want to do it like that.

  5. Joyce says:

    The truely sad part is that she actually thinks that she looks good.

  6. Demidan says:

    “Look at me! NO LOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”

    • becca says:

      how can anyone NOT notice her, she is blindingly pale, has gigantic, rubber lips, and is coated in a layer of sequins. the real challenge is not looking at her

  7. TheCannyScot says:

    “Freak lady is Uber wealthy” And yet, burlap sacks don’t cost *that* much, do they? I know for sure that grocery stores give away paper bags.
    Excuse me, I have to go throw up now.

  8. anananan says:

    you know this was a man, right? your comments don’t make much sense

  9. Jon says:

    Hey everyone, thought I should tell you that this is Amanda Lepore, ex-dude. She’s now apparently completely female. I think she was a big part of the NY gay scene. So…any of you guys who were secretly fapping, you may want to think twice.

  10. Gizmo says:

    Dude! That woman is a fail all by herself… She fell off the uglyclinic and hit every bad surgeon on the way down?? Those…basketballs…are a disgraceto humanity..andthe lips…I mean…wow….

  11. Gilly says:

    Yuck. My first thought was “drag queen”. Is that a drag queen?

  12. George Johnson says:

    That’s what I thought, sure that’s a woman??

  13. Apex says:

    Hey, that’s my mom!

  14. bob says:

    omfg i thought she was fake when i first saw this picture

    • Coyotekitty says:

      And you thought right. Well, around 90% fake. I think there’s some real flesh and skin in there somewhere…

  15. The Disemboweler says:

    I understand her name… (Amanda) A man, duh!
    His body looks like that of a woman (sort of..) but his face needs lots more work.

  16. autumnflare says:

    She was born a male, but had sexual reassignment surgery at age 17…..man or woman she’s still fugly!

    • merri says:

      Well, clearly my education has been deficient – or fortunate – because I’d never heard of this freak show trailer trash before. That explains a lot. Excuse me, I need to have a lie down to recover now.

      • serger says:

        “Freak show trailer trash.”
        I’m using this term from now on. Possibly with an added helping of “fugly” and “train-wreck.”

        • Geisha_Girl says:

          merri, get out of the mall and experience real life. There are people who are different from you, sometimes radically different, but being a redneck about it just shows your shallowness.

        • phoenix says:

          trailer trash could not afford this sort of thing. and to geisha-girl below me, preaching about shallowness– how shallow do you need to be to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars making yourself into a barbie doll?

          • grr says:

            Your interpretation is even MORE shallow. Transforming from male to female via surgery is not a decision anyone takes lightly. To people who do it, it’s an extremely important process that is absolutely necessary to their emotional well-being, and also happens to cost lots of money.

  17. ann says:

    eye bleach…. please, for the love of gawd, does anybody have any eye bleach?!?

  18. Kit says:

    Looks like one of them blow up dolls you can get at a sex store…you know the one above the really cheap one LOL. My husband took one look and agreed saying her lips don’t match her face and her bewbs are way too big.

  19. jamisings says:

    I thought at first this was some new Old Navy mannequin. It’s hard to believe that’s a real, living human being and not something made of plastic and plaster.

  20. lol says:

    LOL, ppl this is actually a dude? xDD well, ex-dude, that is.

  21. kawaiimango says:

    Well it is a Man not a woman so no wonder “she” looks fake…

  22. 0xfded says:

    She?

  23. Kim says:

    I thought she had the red wax lips you see at Halloween! Why would someone want more fat in their lips than you see on starving third world kids???

  24. deathgod says:

    um…you sure thats a person rather than a plastic doll??

  25. lessonplz says:

    Amanda Lepore is kind of an icon. No, seriously. She is NOT known for her sense of style, or saneness when it comes to surgery… but just look at James St. James. Who would YOU rather be???????

  26. Boog says:

    Freaky person is freaky.

  27. CCC says:

    Honestly, I find a woman like Christina Aguilera way more disturbing.
    Lepore is way over the top, she’s a living work of art (I don’t mean just the surgery, I also mean what she embodies).
    Aguilera is a woman who wears way too much makeup and acts like a whore to get attention/sell records. Now THAT I think is fucking gross & fucking pathetic.

  28. scanmead says:

    You know, sometimes I regret my choices in decorating. I see poor taste isn’t limited to living rooms.

  29. Nana says:

    I wonder what she’d look like when she’s dead..
    The same, I guess

  30. haiz says:

    isnt that just a manakin??? what are they talking about???

  31. Jacquie says:

    Looks like Heidi Montag & Lady Gaga bread a monster.

    • I_Bow_To_Sarcasm says:

      Enough with the Gaga jokes. Lady Gaga is who she is. Amanda Lepore is who she is. Heidi Montag is who she is. Try to respect that.

      And, for the love of god, learn to spell.

      • HAH says:

        No. I can understand having sympathy for this person, and Gaga is a performance artist (an effing horrible one, but that’s neither here nor there).

        But Heidi Montag does not deserve respect. She doesn’t even deserve scorn. She deserves to be run over by a truck and to be never heard from. Ever again.

  32. Daph. says:

    Why is she carrying those helium-filled balloons?

  33. Mum Dee says:

    Is that really a person??? It looks more like a badly made manequin than a human being!

  34. Gum says:

    This must be the image she wants. Seeing as how she had enough $$ to pay for all that surgery, it probably wouldn’t take much to tone down the plastic-ness of her boobs and hugeness of her lips later in life, if she chooses to. IMO if those two factors were taken away she wouldn’t look that bad at all :)

  35. Grouel says:

    She looks horrible, but I kinda like her – she has sense of humour, she’s modern. I think people like her better because of her personality than of her appearence.

  36. Koors says:

    Oh man…
    So the fact that “she” used to be male explains the lips and some of the odd bone structure.
    But my brain is still trying to wrap itself around that not being a wax statue, because that’s what it looks like. It’s like one of those optical illusions where you can see two pictures and your brain keeps trying to see both at the same time. Ow.

  37. Sarah says:

    Umm… I hop you know that’s definitely a mannequin, not an actual person.

  38. Anon says:

    Actually, her biggest inspiration was Jessica Rabbit; said so in an interview. It’s a she, despite what you think. She may have been born a male, but now she’s a female… so we refer to her as that.

  39. Tina says:

    Wait… What?? THAT is a REAL PERSON??? NO way!!! It just has to be a badly formed mannequin! It simply HAS to be! There is no way someone actually looks like that and lives.
    *faints

  40. jp says:

    Stacy and Clinton, we have found your next challenge.

  41. Mariah says:

    Finally proof that Aliens exist and have come to Earth.

    • ann says:

      I’ve always liked to think that aliens, since they’re obiously pretty smart (they managed to get here, and that had to take some work!), would have more sense than to do this……

  42. SpaceFairie says:

    blow up doll?

  43. yuki says:

    D:

    i have nothing against transsexuals. some of them look very good as whatever gender they want to be.

    this? this makes me ill. this looks like they’ve made roxxxy 2 in albino flesh tone and put it on the streets.

  44. whaah says:

    Jessica Wabbit !! Oh Noooooooooooo

  45. Victoria says:

    Amanda Lepore is a fantastically gorgeous woman. You plebeian ordinaries shouldn’t be hating.

    • SpaceFairie says:

      Well if you say so. If I were to swing that way she wouldn’t be my type, too blond, but to each their own.

  46. Octavia says:

    This is a guy who was part of the “club kids” scene back in the 90′s.

  47. me , the original says:

    ugh this chick is so gross; this is even one of the better pics of her. she looks like an albino cartoon plastic monkey.
    kill it with fire!

  48. She carries an uncanny resemblance to my inflatable girlfriend!

  49. Meg says:

    I have no idea who this is, but she looks like an inflatable sex doll. Plastic surgery fail…

  50. kyasarin says:

    She doesn’t even look like she’s alive. It’s creeping me out!

  51. becca says:

    Does anyone else here notice her lips?!? It looks like the doctor just glued on a pair of wax lips!!!

  52. klara says:

    the ugly fairy kissed her on both cheeks.

  53. katie says:

    Heidi Montag?

  54. wildsun says:

    Knee length, how demure!

  55. Catie says:

    Wait… That’s a real person? Oh god!!

  56. Fimmtip says:

    Hahaha she was fired from a nightclub for being “an eyesore”. What an understatement!

  57. Ted says:

    I sure hope this is some sort of promotion for a horror movie, and not an actual person.

  58. Becky says:

    She just wanted to borrow Lady Gaga’s outfits!!!!

  59. Loz says:

    And you know that used to be a man, right? Seriously. It did.

  60. :'( says:

    that is sadly, a guy :’(

  61. Fimmtip says:

    And just imagine what she’s going to look like when she’s older!

  62. Mikki says:

    I know a few transgenders myself, but I must say, if you’re a guy and you want to look like this, that scares me even more than when you’re a woman that wants to look like this.

  63. pix says:

    Those surgeons should be arrested.

  64. fattoler says:

    I wonder what would happen if I put a magnifying glass over her head?

  65. sweet lass says:

    Wow is that dress see through also?

  66. moondog6b9 says:

    OMG! The fashion police had a trainwreck on “her” face. I didn’t realize that human skin had the ability to hold that much pigment. Oh…maybe they’re wax lips.

  67. leeums says:

    I’m scared….

  68. the raven says:

    so…the breasts look horrifying. and the arms and legs are all gross and veiny. but i think the worst part is that dress. she would still look messed-up in less revealing clothes, but dear gods that mess of sequins and fabric does nothing for her. (not commenting on the lips, as with different lipstick they wouldn’t look quite as weird.)

    actually, no, i take that back. the breasts are the worst. you can get much better implants than that.

    if this is how she wanted to look, tho, then more power to her. yes, i’m aware “she’s” trans. but if this was the look she’s going for, i respect that.

  69. doug says:

    This chick/guy’s name is Amanda Lepore.

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  71. Mandaa massecre says:

    Well, I think she’s beautiful in her own way. Most of you asses are probably ugly fucks anyway. She isn’t ugly she’s being herself and if it’s good enough for her than it’s should be good enough for you too. ;)

  72. -MetroStationGurl says:

    pLASTIC SURGURY MUCH????

  73. bryanbabylon says:

    Amanda Lepore <3

  74. RobertB says:

    That has got to be a wax figure stolen from some wax museum.

  75. fred says:

    why would someone leave a manniquin there?

  76. Max says:

    There is no way that is human.

  77. Oh no! says:

    This has got to be the ugliest creature in the universe, the stuff of horror movies. Please excuse me while I go have some nightmares

  78. sciencequeen says:

    I can hardly tell if that’s a maniquin (did I spell that right?) or a woman. Either way, ew!

  79. Mmmmmm says:

    That’s one TILF for me :-D

  80. Dizzy says:

    Um, I think she died after the plastic surgery. Someone please show her the way to her coffin, she shouldn’t be walking around in her condition.

  81. Reo says:

    Damn. The doc put her boobs on upside down.
    All my trans friends (hell, any trans person I’ve met, ever) are better looking and infinitely less frightening than her.

  82. Shock n' horror says:

    This was the Frankentranny that Elton John had doing naked interpretive dance on huge video screens when he played Vegas. Fair to say it made seeing the show with my father a bit AWKWARD!!! He should have spent less money on breast implants and more on a decent psychiatrist.

  83. bill says:

    is that human?

  84. tjdude09 says:

    Am I the only one that thought she was a Zora from Legend of Zelda?

  85. Nack says:

    How much Amanda looks like Angelyne in Los Angeles of the 80′s! (You might have seen her as the blonde driving the pink corvette in “Earth Girls Are Easy”.)

    I wonder who was her true inspiration, considering, what with all the pink, to boot!

    Both really look like Barbie, so we can assume, eh?

    • Bruce says:

      Angelyne was my first thought too.

      But Nack, a correction – she didn’t stop in the 80′s… She’s Still At It, and the years have not been that kind. Only change being the Pink Corvette she drives now is newer.

  86. qzl says:

    if by “damn nice” you mean ones that look like a couple of overinflated balloons stuck on.

    There’s “fake”, there’s “obvious fake” and there’s “ironic over-the-top parody of obvious fake” .. and there there’s these…

  87. Felly says:

    I think she is gorgeous(:

  88. Anna2 says:

    Amanda Lepore Rocks!

  89. Magnuz says:

    Lady Gaga much?

  90. wtf?! says:

    Wow, at first I thought the picture was of a life-size mannequin! Seriously, it took like a minute to think, ‘wait, is that a living person!?’

    Anyway. Regardless of the hair/skin/lips/boobs, the dress is still atrocious. I’ve seen strippers wear more conservative clothes :-p

    This pic belongs here!

  91. CLEADIS says:

    THAT IS ABSOLUTLY DISGUSTING!!

  92. Katty says:

    Her boobs are very fake looking. I know “he” became a girl but make the boobs look natural.

  93. anon says:

    she has some major psych issues, doesn’t feel female enough or something so she does that to herself. either that or she just wants some attention in which case fuck her and her stupid fucking ‘look at me!’ bullshit.

  94. reply says:

    First time out in the sun…EVER?

  95. MomusTATW says:

    Wait…what? That is actually a person….I thought it was a mannequin…….sssshhhheeeeeeeeeeee!t.

  96. Yellow says:

    I’m afraid I can’t understand who this is supposed to appeal to. Not straight men, because she doesn’t look like a woman. She’s a hideously mangled parody of one. I can’t imagine gay women liking her look either, and gay men? Well I figured they didn’t like the woman look at all. Basically, it’s nice that she looks how she wants. But she (and her supporters here) have to understand that we all can react how we want to her look. Which is EUGGgehuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggh

  97. Domo says:

    This is a tranny. I forgot his…her? name but yea it’s a world famous tranny.

  98. Kaneharo says:

    She looks like what happens when you try to bring a doll to life.

  99. SMorisha says:

    OMG HE”S A SHE!!

  100. Ryan says:

    Amanda Lepore is AWESOME! She’s not trying to look “real” or whatever you all want her to look like. She’s a performance artist who uses her body as part of her art. She once showed up to a David Lachapelle art opening naked, only wearing her high heels and carrying a pocketbook. She said that her dress got caught in the cab door before it drove away. HYSTERICAL!

  101. Brenna says:

    I’m pretty sure Amanda Lepore used to be a man, too.
    As if the photo wasn’t disturbing enough.

    You’re welcome!

  102. n-bop says:

    That person is a indeed transgendered, but very sweet all the same. I knew her while working in the east village, she would come into the shop i worked in and buy socks and tights all the time. Shes nice but has some issues apparently. One thing for sure she defiantly has some identity issues….

  103. LOLZWUT?! says:

    hahahhahahhahhahahahhahah thats a freaking ghost! sister of the grudge!

  104. FAKE….or at least those boobs are

  105. Kavemahn says:

    fierce D:

  106. internetanya says:

    Uhhh…I’m from Frisco and I’m pretty sure that’s not a WOMAN.

  107. Kittypaw9820 says:

    I had a Barbie that had one of those painted bathing suits. Purple with white butterflies, in fact.

  108. KKKAYLAAA! says:

    Those are the kinds of breasts you see on comic-book women, where they’re super perky and all that.

  109. vanillagorilla says:

    is this real life?

  110. Sparrow says:

    I didn’t recognize her, but I had a thought that she was kinda odd looking, not from the over-done lips, oddly-shaped breasts, or practically white hair. My first thought was “she has strangely large hands and feet”
    but if she’s had a sex change from male to female, makes way more sense.
    Why can’t I be that pale?

  111. nicky says:

    that’s amanda lapore… and she can do whatever the hell she wants.

  112. greenbird says:

    why is there any argument about gender? genetically, HE is a HE.

  113. Ritmetal says:

    Not eatable….. Just plastic!

  114. Alex says:

    a little vomit in my mouth, there. :P

  115. Quozark says:

    0.0

  116. Khani says:

    Ewwwwwww.

  117. BusterBojangles says:

    Ummmmm…. you’s all be stupid, that is Amanda Lapore!!!!!! On of the hottest Tranny Club Kids of the Century. So what if she will out live Styrofoam.

  118. Angmeaux says:

    oh wow i seriously thought it was a blowup doll.

  119. margaret (australia) says:

    such obviously fake boobs

    s/he needs a better surgeon

  120. james sigler says:

    i adore her.

  121. Jess says:

    I’ve read ALL the comments about what gender or life form this is and I still can figure it out. :l


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