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So apparently standing around in a bikini with a belt cinched around his gut is what this guy does. What do you call that, exactly? “Occupation” doesn’t seem right, though he is apparently making an income now. Performance art? Mental illness? Felony extortion?
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And the mask is so, what, that no one will recognise him? Totally redundant, then – l’m sure they’re happy just to avert their gaze while they give him money just to go away!
His mask looks like the mask Enid buys at a sex shop in Ghost World.
What would possess a person to do this? My eyes have been f*cking soiled!
Uhhhh it must have been a hell-of a party. UUUUh the guy lost a bet. UUUUh the fiance said no strippers at the stag party……..uh They asked for vollenteers(volinteers, uh vollinteers, crap). Uuuuuh. Heh heh. Ya ya.
i wonder what music he listens to
Andy Gibb. I can hear “Shadow Dancing” right now.
Dude, volunteers. Lol. Well I was thinking of all those things but I just said it for dramatic effect
Ya! Still an apt question. And, oh yeah volunteers, thanks.
It really is the same guy as the other post. Or maybe he was inspired by him and also wrote a U on his chest etc.
But.. EWW
what you don’t know is his mother gave him that money for groceries
It’s the remake of “Dude, Where’s My Car?” – “DUDE! Where’s My Pants?!”
And the threequel, “Dude, Where’s my dignity?”
People are giving him money??! WHY???!!!
I am fairly certain he put all those dollar bills around his “outfit” himself. Kinda on the same principle as putting a few bucks in the tip jar to get the ball rolling, y’know.
It MUST be his own money. I can’t think of anyone brave enough to try to mug him!
Batshit crazy security services….
It’s a new form of mugging… gimme money or else I’m gonna follow you home.
My guess is that people paid him to go away. If that was prancing around in front of my store I’d pay good money for a quick departure as well.
I also have to say that at first glance I thought the umbrella in the background was part of the hat/helmet/mask/whatever.
That’s South Beach for ya!
This bikini is more flattering…well, more subtle than the one in the other photograph. The dollar bills are a nice touch; they distract the eye from much of the rest.
I’m not the only one thinking “Fetish Nazi” right?
I have to give the guy props for tucking his wang under so it doesn’t ruin the bikini front.
If it isn’t tucked under, then I feel very sorry for this guy.
He’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
HOLY SHIZZZ!!!!!!!! This guy came up to my friends and i out in Ft Lauderdale last weekend… People were giving tips because he was “rapping/singing” and giving people lap dances!!!! Total Weirdooo! lmao
omg… i was there too… lol
HAHA! i saw him in miami! i got tons of pics of that guy. he said “no dollar, no picture”
no matter how hard you try, you will definately never party as hard as this dude.
” Would you care to borrow from the Odinson’s Bank of Love?”
OH WOW, I’ve actually seen this guy!! He’s great, totally crazy but also sickly entertaining!
Is that Ben Rothlesberger???
this is in miami beach, and i totally saw this dude outside of johnny rockets when we were there for a visit a few years ago…he wasn’t sporting the money belt then…just walking aimlessly.
I have seen this “person” doing his/her thang on South Beach! She/he travels with his own handler and does cartwheels. I couldn’t tell if people were paying him to stop or what!!!
I saw ‘him’ in Ft. Lauderdale in May 2010.
I also saw “him” in Ft. Lauderdale in April 2010. “He” was wearing a pink bikini and denim shorty shorts.
I have also seen this fellow in Ft. Lauderdale last May. He hides a terrible forehead tattoo under that Batman hat. And crack is a terrible, terrible drug.