
Submitted by: caron via Submission Page
It was 1979 when Ellen’s stylist mysteriously vanished without a trace (actually he was just transferred to the Supercuts in Rockdale). She’s spent every day since waiting for him to return.
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Amazing. Simply amazing.
Pathetic, simply pathetic.
People like that are mentally ill.
However seen worse at PeopleofWalmart.com
Now that is amazing, simply amazing.
how is she homeless when she is stood outside her house? she might actually like big hair. how do you know she’s ill?!!
it’s the crazy cat lady that never comes out of her house. I think that the neighbors waited across the street with a camera and a good zoom lens for days before she finally presented herself for this photo-op
Hell, that thing must have its own zip code!
hedge trimmers or weed whacker?
both
Loppers, then weed whacker. Otherwise you’ll break the string too many times.
u dont need hedge trimmers or a weedwacker u need a chainsaw
I think the stylist vanished into her hair. Can you imagine the creepy crawlies that are lurking therein? *shudders*
Holy Crap! I think that’s my Auntie!
Ma’am, stay ABSOLUTELY still. Stay calm and don’t look behind you, it can smell fear. Animal Control will be here any minute.
She seems to be carrying some form of dog on her head
i don’t understand what i’m seeing here is it dreads or just one mass it is scaring me it looks like its breathing
Oh, come on – she’s just waiting for the new season of So You Think You Can Hairdress!
It looks like a wig. It doesn’t even look real!
Every time she brushed her shih tzu, Weavy, she collected the scraps. After Weavy disappeared into the plastic-covered sofa and a generous application of Elmer’s glue, Myrtle was able to keep her alive….on her scalp.
you guys do realize she’s probably homeless or mentally ll, don’t you?
how many home less people do you know that carry purses
Hagrid?
WIN!
K not to be a total party pooper here but there should proooooooobly be exceptions on this site for the mentally ill…I think the ‘do is probably the least of that woman’s problems.
Dang. Think of all the Gulf Oil she could soak up!
Say – I think you ought to contact someone with that suggestion!!
Whoa.
I’m pretty sure that is the thing that haunts my nightmares.
Looks like the dragon keeper from Harry Potter.
Ok, so I barked out my tea when I saw this, but I admit even my snarky mind thought, immediately after..”Awww….poor thing. That’s pathology in action”..yanno?
She’s got bigger problems than her hair, tho that’s some pretty fecking Texas big hair.
No wonder they can’t find Bigfoot in California – she’s moved to Philly.
The ties on her merkin were too short so she tied it around her neck.
Hahaha….you said merkin! Lol.
I was about to ask, “why is she wearing that badly made sweater on her head?” but that isn’t a sweater, I’ve realised. it’s a horrible hairstyle.
IT’S HAGRID’S LONG LOST SISTER.
why would you just assume she is mentally ill ? some people just don’t give a crap, maybe she likes her mental do. It looks like she is in her own garden to me and if she wants to grow one big mad hairdo it doesn make her crazy it makes her quirky.
I think she has a couple of dead animals on top of her head. at least I hope they are dead….poor things.
and I thought all black woman had weaves.
Shoot that thing off her head!
WTF ? is she serious ? does she not see the problem of THAT? lmao
Is she looking at the tree, and thinking that…, why the world are so messy nowadays…