
Submitted by: Cyberkedi via Submission Page
Well, I suppose this is better than having to look at plumber’s crack (or bricklayer’s crack, as the case may be). But it must be very confusing for the ladies he catcalls to from the construction site. Wait, do I want to slap him? Or take him with me to Victoria’s Secret?
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Good to know the Village People are keeping busy.
Mmmm, smexi!
Good to know someone can use photoshop…..
my thoughts exactly.
My thongs exactly.
EXCUSE ME…………The pink thong is a poor remedy for construction crack.
Nice toolbelt, buddy.
But apparently you need to accessorize with a garter belt.
Note that he’s only lifting one brick! You call that manly?
That is not a “brick”. That is a heavy block of concrete and most people would be able to lift one six inches with a handle on it.
I’m guessing someone lost a bet.
Or it’s “No honey, I’m not cheating on you, these are my G-strings, Honest……”
WIN!! …thats fckn hott.. ;P
Looks like something that was staged for the picture to me…he has that thing pulled way way way up his ass to be wearing it to work! Especially considering how saggy his pants are. Unless he just likes ridicule from his coworkers.
it is staged. it’s off of a greeting card.
I want to give that greeting card to someone.
Agreed. It’s a set-up.
The tool-belt is the giveaway. Framers hammer, electricians pliers, and practically nothing else. He won’t get much work done.
That and anyone who can only lift one of those cinderblocks at a time would be fired on their first day.
Hand over your Man Card now please
I guess someone got inspired by the “John Tucker Must Die” movie.
It’s the back hair tramp-stamp that REALLY makes the whole look.
Are you sure that’s back hair — I’m thinking stains, just not sure from whom!
looks shopped to me…see the white spaces around the thong straps?? like a bad paint/photoshop job
I agree… and look at the top half of the body, it’s like they glued a body to where a head would approximately be.
I think the more important thing is how can you wear a thong and not shave! look at that bear patch!
I fail to see the problem here
I agree with Jill. Being a professional photographer, this is certainly a stock image that is most likely intended for the greeting card industry or a similar novelty market. The lighting is definitely professional, and someone has good Photoshop skills for the color enhancement.
Totally staged.
Good, but certainly not great PS skills. Color is good, but k’s observation is right on.
Nothing to see here. Just a fluke. Move along! Move along!
I hope I’m not the only woman who is turned on by this picture.
Nah, I think it’s hot too…
I hope I’m not the only man who is turned on…
Nope not the only one.
you’re not.
I don’t get it. I dress like that for work all the time and I am in construction? I wear a damn belt though, because when your pants drop that low it’s really hard to move around comfortably. And because nobody wants to see your ass while you’re at work.
Outside of work … nobody wants to see your ass. If they do, they’ll ask to
I wear the same thing….ever since the wife found a pair in the car and I managed to persuade her they were mine…..
Seems like that would just cut you in two every time you bent over.
Not at all. Believe it or not people who design underwear actually know what they are doing. And you boys with your ribbed cotton briefs or boxer briefs are going through so much needless discomfort.
I vote for a Shop-job. Besides the other issues that have been noted, why would a mason be using what appears to be an electrician’s tool belt?
Because he’s really a stripper on a set, now either stuff some bills in that G-string or quit blocking the view!
Actually, a brickie tender wouldn’t need a tool belt at all. He’d need a shovel, a key to his material handler, and that’s about it for most of the ones I’ve ever worked around.
I just came in my pants.
crack is whack!
me gusta, me parece bárbaro, en gusto nada esta dicho…
Looks like a giant Melanoma on his back..he should have that checked.
I guess it was just too warm to wear the matching teddy.
This was in an advert I saw in a magazine a few years back. I can’t remember what it was advertising, something along the line of lower-fat crisps or some shit.
In my best Nathan Lane voice, “One does need a hint of color…”
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I had no idea people actually wore those things in real life!
Wearin that to work and fartin……..nuh uh…..I can’t see washing that thing after wards. I wish I had twenty bucks to throw away.
half of this stuff on this site is so bull,you can tell it has been photo shoped,
That is *awesome*.
No wonder tradies are in.
Am I going to be the only one saying?
Oh well, here it comes…
The guy’s got a really hot bod!
maybe a belt would have been a better idea ?
Late to the party, but for the record: Bricklayers tend to have arms & shoulders to DIE for (yes, thank you ladies, he’s mine. Go drool somewhere else). This guy’s got decent forearms, but zilch above the elbow. I say not a real bricklayer.
>>That and anyone who can only lift one of those cinderblocks at a time would be fired on their first day.
Yeah, this too! And having to bend his knees to do it? *snicker*
The funny thing is, I have that exact one.
Actually i think this is real. Might have been staged but he looks like the guy wearing the thong in an episode of Dirty Jobs. As i recall he lost a bet and had to wear it. They did work at a concrete place so could be