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All That Manliness Had to End Somewhere

Fashion Fail - That Doesnt Seem Practical

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Well, I suppose this is better than having to look at plumber’s crack (or bricklayer’s crack, as the case may be). But it must be very confusing for the ladies he catcalls to from the construction site. Wait, do I want to slap him? Or take him with me to Victoria’s Secret?

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  1. demidan says:

    Good to know the Village People are keeping busy.

  2. YASBOB says:

    Nice toolbelt, buddy.

    But apparently you need to accessorize with a garter belt.

  3. lol says:

    Note that he’s only lifting one brick! You call that manly?

    • Blackout says:

      That is not a “brick”. That is a heavy block of concrete and most people would be able to lift one six inches with a handle on it.

  4. jklinders says:

    I’m guessing someone lost a bet.

  5. gun metal grey says:

    WIN!! …thats fckn hott.. ;P

  6. Jill says:

    Looks like something that was staged for the picture to me…he has that thing pulled way way way up his ass to be wearing it to work! Especially considering how saggy his pants are. Unless he just likes ridicule from his coworkers.

  7. angie says:

    Hand over your Man Card now please

  8. Sofie says:

    I guess someone got inspired by the “John Tucker Must Die” movie.

  9. Jake says:

    It’s the back hair tramp-stamp that REALLY makes the whole look.

  10. k says:

    looks shopped to me…see the white spaces around the thong straps?? like a bad paint/photoshop job

    • Jessie says:

      I agree… and look at the top half of the body, it’s like they glued a body to where a head would approximately be.

  11. ava says:

    I think the more important thing is how can you wear a thong and not shave! look at that bear patch!

  12. ybotherwithsanity says:

    I fail to see the problem here :D

  13. Lanting says:

    I agree with Jill. Being a professional photographer, this is certainly a stock image that is most likely intended for the greeting card industry or a similar novelty market. The lighting is definitely professional, and someone has good Photoshop skills for the color enhancement.

    Totally staged.

  14. Lanting says:

    Good, but certainly not great PS skills. Color is good, but k’s observation is right on.

  15. Qui-Gon Gin & Tonic says:

    Nothing to see here. Just a fluke. Move along! Move along!

  16. bananacat says:

    I hope I’m not the only woman who is turned on by this picture.

  17. oh baby says:

    you’re not.

  18. A Random Pooka says:

    I don’t get it. I dress like that for work all the time and I am in construction? I wear a damn belt though, because when your pants drop that low it’s really hard to move around comfortably. And because nobody wants to see your ass while you’re at work.

    Outside of work … nobody wants to see your ass. If they do, they’ll ask to

  19. Russ says:

    I wear the same thing….ever since the wife found a pair in the car and I managed to persuade her they were mine…..

  20. EvilDave says:

    Seems like that would just cut you in two every time you bent over.

    • A Random Pooka says:

      Not at all. Believe it or not people who design underwear actually know what they are doing. And you boys with your ribbed cotton briefs or boxer briefs are going through so much needless discomfort.

  21. waltj says:

    I vote for a Shop-job. Besides the other issues that have been noted, why would a mason be using what appears to be an electrician’s tool belt?

    • SpaceFairie says:

      Because he’s really a stripper on a set, now either stuff some bills in that G-string or quit blocking the view!

    • A Random Pooka says:

      Actually, a brickie tender wouldn’t need a tool belt at all. He’d need a shovel, a key to his material handler, and that’s about it for most of the ones I’ve ever worked around.

  22. flabtato says:

    I just came in my pants.

  23. space cadet says:

    crack is whack!

  24. mikey says:

    me gusta, me parece bárbaro, en gusto nada esta dicho…

  25. pix says:

    Looks like a giant Melanoma on his back..he should have that checked.

  26. tadchem says:

    I guess it was just too warm to wear the matching teddy.

  27. Zahrah says:

    This was in an advert I saw in a magazine a few years back. I can’t remember what it was advertising, something along the line of lower-fat crisps or some shit.

  28. Up2 says:

    In my best Nathan Lane voice, “One does need a hint of color…”

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  31. OMFG says:

    I had no idea people actually wore those things in real life!

    • ron says:

      Wearin that to work and fartin……..nuh uh…..I can’t see washing that thing after wards. I wish I had twenty bucks to throw away.

  32. rjhatfield80 says:

    half of this stuff on this site is so bull,you can tell it has been photo shoped,

  33. TGB says:

    That is *awesome*.

    No wonder tradies are in.

  34. Berg says:

    Am I going to be the only one saying?

    Oh well, here it comes…

    The guy’s got a really hot bod!

  35. Matrika says:

    maybe a belt would have been a better idea ?

  36. Spc says:

    Late to the party, but for the record: Bricklayers tend to have arms & shoulders to DIE for (yes, thank you ladies, he’s mine. Go drool somewhere else). This guy’s got decent forearms, but zilch above the elbow. I say not a real bricklayer.

    >>That and anyone who can only lift one of those cinderblocks at a time would be fired on their first day.

    Yeah, this too! And having to bend his knees to do it? *snicker*

  37. suckfalt says:

    The funny thing is, I have that exact one.

  38. Mullivan says:

    Actually i think this is real. Might have been staged but he looks like the guy wearing the thong in an episode of Dirty Jobs. As i recall he lost a bet and had to wear it. They did work at a concrete place so could be


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