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Oh, They’re Shorts? Well OKAY THEN

Fashion Fail - Half Inch Inseam

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I’m getting bored of eXXXtreme short shorts. Same exposed buttocks. Same breathless outrage from me. Blah blah blah.

Wake me up when they start making clothes that actually make you MORE naked than you were before you put them on. That’s got to be right around the corner.

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  1. Wikeni says:

    She must have a horrible time trying to pick THAT wedgie.

  2. Chris says:

    I have no problem with this. As long as the article only comes in appropriately small sizes. *ducks*

  3. teehee says:

    Ive always wondered,”what could possibly be more uncomfortable than a skirt that lets half my ass hang out, and a pair of shorts that have wedged themselves so far up my ass that I get a headache?” And behold! The answer.

  4. demidan says:

    I would much rather see a bit of her ass poking out than seeing a 500lb spandex monster any day of the year. My only complaint, she’s not in my lap right now.

  5. Matty says:

    I agree demidan. I have no problem when there’s a pretty ass hanging out for me to gawk at. :-)

  6. Lolo says:

    You hope its actually a “she” wearing that and not a tight assed gay man…

  7. good taste says:

    it’s ok, nothing wrong with this lovely ass

  8. Chipo says:

    @demidan:Yours would probably not the lap she’d favour

  9. TS says:

    This just shows that girls clothes are getting shorter and mens are getting longer. soon we will have men in long dresses.

  10. johnomaz says:

    Kind of on the small side…but still tapable.

  11. Shappers says:

    More like Well Dressed!

  12. RichardC says:

    I wish to dispute the assertion that this and the immediate previoius pictures were examples of “poorly dressed” individuals. In fact, I wish there were more women willing to make such fashion statements … and briefer.

  13. klara says:

    get thee to a nunnery

  14. Jaybelle says:

    Bloody Hell! Is that a line where she has let the hem DOWN? Amazing how much life you can get out of last season’s belt.

  15. Lala Jones says:

    Whats wrong with that?
    (and yeah Im a girl)

    • SewerShark says:

      What is wrong is that those are shorts, not a really skimpy skirt. False advertisement.

    • johnomaz says:

      How us your ‘lala’.

    • Ralph says:

      What’s wrong with it? That skirt is hideous. Not to mention it appears that she has either: had a blind chimpanzee let out the hem or the hem has given out on its own due to poor craftsmanship.

      • Ralph says:

        Pardon me: that *skort* is hideous.

        • joyce says:

          i’m tired of seeing girls in itsy bitsy clothes and guys with their pants so low they have to hold them up with one hand as they walk, tell the kids to get a life and wear clothes like they should be worn

          • Will says:

            Yeah they should just walk around nude, specially a girl with a bum like that.

            • Roxis the Dark says:

              uhm… only the girls if you’d ask me…. I wou;nd’t want to see all of that swinging around (yes, I am a guy) imma send this to my girlfriend =D (she’s bi-sexual :P ) I likez it =D

              grts Roxis the Dark

      • b says:

        You just lost your man card!

        • Ralph says:

          I am not a man. The “ralph” comes from the noise of me gagging at the sight of some of these clothes.

          • Will says:

            So you must be like 300 lbs and 5’5″, jealousy makes people say stuff like you do :(

            • vanessa says:

              Ugh….people always say that. But its almost always untrue. This isn’t a site about hot women, this is a site about bad clothing. GET OVER IT. Just because the body LOOKS better doesn’t always mean they are better dressed.

            • sally says:

              I’m 110 at 5’2″….and i’m not jealous when i say…..ew….why so short but i do have to agree she doesn’t have a nice butt….I think i’ll just stick to the clothes i do have…they ALL cover everything =]

      • Smitty says:

        She, apparently, let out the hem because the skort was too short otherwise. You wouldn’t want her to look trampy. Would you?

    • blabla says:

      “whats wrong with that?”

      lets see, this woman (…or guy) does not have any respect towards herself. just listen to you guys. you all want that “in your lap” shes a person to you know.. she shouldnt be doing this. do this at a stripclub or or bedroom or something, not in public..

      • Eeeek! says:

        Just because she displays herself it doesn’t mean she doesn’t respect herself. It’s her body and she can do whatever she wants with it. Unless she lives in Yemen, where she will be beaten to death.

        I for one think it would be disrespectful to conceal such beauty.

        • Ralph says:

          Is it wrong that I now sincerely hope that this IS a guy? I am willing to bet that most of the comments made about how hawt this ‘chick’s’ a$$ is would be promptly retracted.

          Not so acceptable when seen on a man? The Scots can wear kilts so why shouldn’t a man who is fully in touch with his feminine side flaunt some slender thighs and a firm tooshie?? Hmmmm?

      • Will says:

        Another 300+ pound ugly woman.. *sigh* Hot women have a different mentality then ugly angry fat women. They like to show off their goods.. its a fact of life.. women who work at Hooters arn’t forced to work there as slaves.. they dress skimpy and flirt to get big tips because they are beautiful..
        So ruffles in the picture above can sit on my lap anytime *waves a $10 bill*

        • Troll Investigator says:

          Yes, yes, we know.
          Women are objects to be bought, and anybody who doesn’t like that mentality is simply an ugly fat woman.
          Of course.
          My good friend Will wouldn’t even mind if that girl was his daughter. I mean, if she were attractive and thin and willing to sell herself for ten dollars, right? Nothing wrong with that, RIGHT?

    • Mavennica says:

      What’s wrong with it is that the woman wearing those things isn’t putting her energies towards bettering herself or the world. She is putting her energies into becoming a fuckable object. Women are not things.

      • Will says:

        Its her choice, stop opressing women’s desires!

      • The problem here is that you women are saying she isn’t doing anything better with herself, none of the men here have said anything about her in a bad way, they say she’s attractive, but that’s completely natural. There’s nothing wrong with someone pointing out what they like.

  16. Woww oh woww says:

    WOW This girl is dressed just right!! Nothing wrong with this. Love this pic!!!

  17. BigB says:

    Where’s her ass? I just see legs that get WAY up.

  18. Rachel says:

    Those aren’t shorts. That’s a skirt with a wedgie.

  19. Wut says:

    …terribleness of the shorts aside, I would seriously doubt if the person wearing them is even legal…

  20. Sunbeamflavoredtacos says:

    Not sure….But I think what I’m seeing here is a young girl. Maybe 12?

  21. zhoen says:

    Strangely, I mind this less than the (now mercifully fading) low slung pant – muffin top “fashion.”

  22. fc says:

    that is a nice asian ass.

  23. Mariah says:

    infection waiting to happen

  24. Jade says:

    I’d wear that too if my ass were that nice.

  25. Hierophantria says:

    That’s called “I have no personality so just look at my ass”. It’s rather pathetic and the type of men that things like this attract… well… she can keep ‘em.

    • Amee says:

      I was thinking prostitute. Can’t you be arrested for this?

    • Eeeek! says:

      Funny, I’ve known many women who have personality and can dress sexy. And the type of man this would attract is called a ‘heterosexual’. Please don’t hate on us because we think a woman’s body is beautiful.

    • Eeeek! says:

      O.K. a quick googling of JY-NL found nothing except pictures of this woman and her companion. I’m kinda having doubts that this is a real product line. I do wish I was wrong though!

    • Will says:

      You’re just jealous because you must be all personality with no good looks.. another angry walrus on the attack.

  26. Nick says:

    *Grabs lotion and Kleenex*…… Hehehe

  27. dan says:

    Hmmmm!!!!

  28. Sierra 117 says:

    Are you sure this is “poorly dressed”..? Looks like a phsyical request for anal sex.

  29. FrChris says:

    I’ve seen more cotton in an aspirin bottle.

  30. Canuckguy says:

    Yes, a fashion faus pax, nes’t pas?
    It’s a young girl, probably late teens with a small girly ass but a pleasure to behold. Darn, we never get such sights in my one horse town.

  31. puscifer says:

    K… so the brand is JY-NL (gy-nal?) Like, va-gy-nal? Like the type of wedgie you get? =s

  32. mark says:

    I think I just saw her walking down my block; either that or it’s becoming an epidemic

  33. EG says:

    If there’s one fashion rule I learned from my mother that I will always follow it is this: Never wear bottoms that are wider than they are long.

  34. Goggles says:

    if i’m not mistaken, she’s wearing a pair of white nylons, much the same way Hooters girls are supposed to wear “nude” nylons under their shorts. If that’s the case, this is just a girl that knows she has a nice @$$ and is not afraid to wear clothes that show it off. The poorly let down hem is also an indication that she didn’t want to be too “cheeky” about it. Keep in mind, the only people that would actually see this angle are kids who wouldn’t know what they’re looking at, midgets, and the perv with the cell phone taking creeper shots.

  35. MangoHedgehog says:

    Eww you guys (that like this) are gross!! She has the body of an eleven year old! Remind me to keep you away from my little sister :’( pedos

  36. Canuckguy says:

    Yeah, HedgeHog, you are right to chastize us dirty old perves.

  37. Kat says:

    What amazes me is all the tongue dragging comments about an 11 year old girl’s choice of clothing. Yeah, she is 11 years old, now how does THAT make you feel?

    • Thomas says:

      I’ve seen this picture before on shortskirts.net, yes she is very legal, looks to be in college, and the girl she is walking with is dressed the same way, nice to know girls dress like that somewhere.

  38. Looks good to me. I never tire of a cute butt.

  39. namesShawRickShaw says:

    what happens when she leans over?

  40. Canuckguy says:

    Kat, if you believe that’s a 11 year old girl, what must you think of her parents that allowed her out in public?

    • vanessa says:

      WOW you would seriously be surprised. Look at the tween/teen section sometime. Plenty of horrid parents let their kids dress like sluts, and yes, she is dressed like one. I have a nice (and yeah, bigger) ass too, but I don’t let it hand.

  41. MM says:

    The comments listed show why she is poorly dressed. Why get dressed at all?

    And how is it that children wouldn’t know what they were looking at? I’m pretty sure most kids know what a butt is.

  42. Meh says:

    Those who criticize this picture by saying that girl is degrading herself by exposing too much/wearing skimpy outfits are just jealous. Seriously, if you had a body like that, you’d wear clothes like that as well. Hypocrites. Sure, the guys who like this photo did make crude remarks to show their admiration, but seriously, don’t deny that us girls also sometimes say things like “I just wanna lick his abs” or whatever when we see a topless guy. Seriously, you b*itches suck.

    • Will says:

      I <3 you!

    • vanessa says:

      Meh, she isn’t that hot, she doesn’t look like a woman. She looks like a little girl….and its about how she is dressed, not what her ass looks like that I’m saying it.

      and men more than women make those type of comments, mainly because of women dressed like that^

    • sally says:

      lol i’m fairly certain i have a better body then her and I don’t show my body like but then i wasn’t raise to be all that comfortable dressing like that despite being a rhythmic gymnast =] but i’m not saying she’s degrading herself

    • You do see how low angle o a shot this is right?

  43. Reki says:

    Why is it that a girl can expose nearly everything and it is fine, but a guy shows a bit of his underwear, even accidentally, and people are nailing him to a cross?

    • Hausisse says:

      Most people wouldn’t consider this “fine” to wear out in public. And yeah, double standards suck.

  44. cal69 says:

    Someone should take this girl home and feed her. Poor girl is soo hungry her butt is eating her shorts. Seriously though.. someone get this girl some manwhich or something

  45. csm says:

    “I’m getting bored of eXXXtreme short shorts.”

    I hope you’re a woman, or I has some bad news.

  46. sad says:

    Well it wouldn’t be so bad except for the fact someone is like sticking a camera up her butt.

  47. ATTENTION ALL says:

    To the people who think this is a 12 year old look at this link provided by another poster on this page
    http://nextround.net/2009/07/07/summer-has-officially-come-to-russia/
    clearly 17 at the youngest but probably 19 or 20

  48. Javaqueen says:

    Know what? I’m a girl and if I had an ass like that I would flaunt it all over the place! Only go through life but once and I want mine to be quite the ride! (I’m told at 49 and being athletic that mine is actually pretty nice). Men appreciate “fine art”. Nothing wrong with that, gotta love those guys!

  49. razorhead says:

    poorly dressed? maybe..
    well chosen? HELL YAH!

  50. Jay says:

    Wow…Not even attractive. How could you walk out the house like that? Can’t she feel a breeze…?

  51. TGB says:

    Are you sure they’re actually shorts and not just an unfortunately situated pleat?

  52. Platy says:

    Considering how skinny her thighs are and that her hips don’t have any curve to them, I can’t help but wonder just how old this girl is??
    Did Pedobear submit that pic?

  53. gomar says:

    Being from eastern europe I know that :
    1. this type of clothes are totally normal for a lot of girls there
    2. this girl is 15 if not younger; i’ve been to Russia when I was 14 and at the club all the teens looked similar to this.
    and btw there are way nicer butts than those pancakes (and no i’m not jealous, i’m not fat either and i love my ass)

  54. brains & beauty says:

    Yes, the skort is hideous…AND the girl has a nice ass. What I find sad is the amount of people commenting (usually women) that think women who dress skimpily must be stupid whores, and that conservatively dressed women by contrast are “classy”. This is the classic insecure mommy argument put forth by women who are threatened by women who aren’t afraid to be both overtly sexual and intellectual. For instance, I have two degrees, speak three languages, graduated with the designation of presidential scholar AND I like to wear tacky hotpants (but probably not this skort lol). Just because she is showing the goods doesn’t mean she’s giving it up or that she is an idiot, haters. Just sayin’.

    • grr says:

      If you have degrees and wear tacky hotpants, people just think you’re crazy/eccentric instead of stupid.

    • Tarsony says:

      Im an 18 year-old female, and a published teen novelist. Seeing this sort of thing makes me feel sad for girls who can’t afford REAL clothes. As you say ‘tacky hotpants’ sure, these things are fine but in your own home. I wouldn’t be caught dead in anything that short in public. And no it’s not shrewish, and no I’m not conservative, because I’m more than happy to walk around in a singlet and shorts. But sometimes I just want to wrap a sheet around these girls and sent them home to put something more decent on.

      Do you not realise there are children around, and elderly people who could be offended by the way you dress? It’s not just about making yourself feel more comfortable, or better about yourself, it’s about bettering yourself. You can’t move on and move up, if you dress like you’re a child.

      You can still be sexy in normal clothes.

  55. Matrika says:

    its like that because she dont eat duh

  56. emily says:

    lol attentionwhore.

  57. elaine says:

    you ask about clothes that make your MORE naked? try a black fishnet body stocking… it honestly makes the wearer look more naked than before they put it on, whilst physically feeling fully clothed (because every inch of your skin is being gently hugged by fine fishnet)

  58. Lena says:

    I don’t think those are shorts just a skirt weggie eww lets hope she wipes good.

  59. random says:

    she can sit on my lap any day!

  60. candyluna says:

    AND SHE HAS NO ASSS.

  61. Uriah Heep says:

    I love them.
    Anyone knows if it is possible to buy that skirts online?
    I would like to make a present to my girlfriend. I think she will really like it.
    Thanks

  62. eric says:

    Breathless outrage? who makes these comments? a homo?


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