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She Can Get Ready for a Black-Tie Affair in Under Five Seconds

Fashion Fail - Really? Youre Not Even Going to Pretend to Wear Pants?

Submitted by: Jacq via Submission Page

A lot of restaurants and coffee shops will have a sign posted proclaiming “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service.”

It appears that some of the more literal-minded among us have taken that to mean that ANYTHING ELSE GOES.

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  1. Katie says:

    Ok I can’t tell, is she wearing a thong? Either that or her butt is too spread out….yuck

  2. malkatz says:

    It looks like she just came from the pool and her bathing suit cover-up is riding up. Not a big deal. Probably a hotel gift shop or something.

    • Stasia says:

      @malkatz – that’s a Starbucks. I’d assumed pool and coverup, but her top’s odd for a cover up; that’s a regular blouse, rather than a standard pool cover up, which I’d assume would be both longer and out of jersey or some other easy to wash fabric.

      Could be a Starbucks near the pool, but like Treborx, I’m worried about what appears to be a helmet. I wouldn’t want to ride anything I could fall off of in that outfit.

    • Andy says:

      obviously a starbucks.

      also, i can’t hate on fine booty in a coffee shop :)

    • Person says:

      Not a big deal?? Her ass looks as if Moses has been parting it…. or am I the only one who has noticed how incredibly odd it is how far apart her cheeks are??

  3. treborx says:

    my guess is that she has a bikini on underneath. the helmet on the counter would suggest she is travelling by moped or scooter. hello? Darwin?

  4. keeeeerex says:

    She is obviously back from the pool or the beach. Newish sunburn, bathing suit bottoms… is it not ok to stop for a caramel frap?

  5. Some Poser says:

    When you zoom in, you can see the bra strap for the top of the swimsuit and the bottom of the suit just beneath the purple cover.

  6. EvilDave says:

    Any one else notice the motorcycle helmet on the counter?

    My bet is that she is riding around on the back of a Harley on the way to the beach in a bikini and that purple.

  7. Idiots says:

    She’s at snack shop on the way to the beach. She’s wearing a cover up over her swim suit. And her legs are too bad. You guys must be hurting to find good fail pics if you think this is bad in anyway.

  8. I says:

    she clearly wears yellow-black-pink ordinary panties, visible on the left buttcheak.

  9. Mariah says:

    The point of the under ass is not have two.

  10. SpaceFairie says:

    Flip flops? Really?
    I’ve worked in a few food establishments in my day and some places won’t let you in with them because they are infact worse then bare feet. Their spoongey base soaks up all manner of grossness and usually leaves it on the freshly mopped floor.

    • geekgirl says:

      Yeah, but seeing as very few establishments ever actually change their bucket water it’s not like it matters. :) (I never got that anyway, I mean I like to eat in places that are clean, but I don’t do it off the floor)

  11. geekgirl says:

    I think a “no pants” amendment to those signs would be fair. :) I get that she’s obviously in beach wear but two steps off the boardwalk and that swimsuit becomes underwear.

  12. hot says:

    very hot

  13. JN says:

    Y’all are really analyzing the hell out of that ass. LOL!!

  14. mandieville666 says:

    i just bought the same pair of panties lol!

  15. Canuckguy says:

    It’s a pleasing sight, nevertheless

  16. kyasarin says:

    I have nightmares like this. I’m pantsless in public. Public pantslessness.

  17. tadchem says:

    Is that panties, or just a skin condition?

  18. Is says:

    I like that ASS

  19. I wish someone would amend the “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” thing to include pants. We called the cops at a restaurant where I used to work because some dude tested the theory by coming in his tighty whities. No pants at all. I about went blind.

  20. Is says:

    the woman in this picture…makes me NOT want to order the sticky buns…lol

  21. frunch camel tofuti says:

    how’d the front look?

  22. Amy says:

    She’s wearing a bathing suit. Was probably at the beach, threw on a cover up, and went to grab something to drink. What’s the big deal?

  23. Is says:

    Amy’s right…what’s the Big Deal? she’s naked under that.lol

  24. Haleigh says:

    EWEH. OHMYGOD. she’s in a starbucks D: i can tell!

  25. Matrika says:

    she has a chastitybelt underneath (needs it)

  26. Laura says:

    This is the Starbucks on Waikiki Beach, you almost never see people dressed in this one. It literally has sand on the floor and sign boasting No Shirt No Shoes No Problem!

  27. Joe says:

    She’s at the beach man, she’s wearing a bikini or bathing suit w/ a flimsy top out in the hot hot sun. This is life at the beach you dorks!

  28. Bethany says:

    it looks like its bottom half was introduced to a chainsaw. im pretty sure she could divide in half before a crowd of people and reconnect like gum on the otherside.

  29. Is says:

    I agree, I’d do the same with her for starters, and you’re right,those are nice ass cheeks. anal ASSassin…Cool name

  30. JC says:

    all looks good to me


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