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Submitted by: Shay via Submission Page
Interesting tactic! If you wear the most unfathomably ill-fitting clothes from your preteen daughter’s dresser that you can possibly sausage your body into, then everything at Ross will seem to fit like a dream! Brilliant. What are your strategies for T.J. Maxx?
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Little Boy hangs his head in shame. He knows this is the moment that will scar him for life.
Poor kid, I’d be embarrassed too!
He is too young to have to this conversation with his mother (?). Will Somebody please think of the children?
Little Boy is praying for somebody, ANYBODY, to adopt him…..
Holy shit, it’s my boss!
Everybody needs somebody to ask them “are you sure that’s a good idea”?
The upper body looks like He-Man really let himself go, the mid-section looks like there is a girdle of death involved, and the butt looks like that’s where the girdle pushed all the fat to, and the legs are too squeezed to help out.
She had to walk there because if she sits down – if she can sit down – the pants will definitely split open.
how on earth could she walk, sit or move in any way?
and as long as the stitching holds, she’s still officially a size 4 (or whatever).
In WHAT country or on what planet is this mess a size 4? That beast is a 12 on a thin day even WITH all of the compressing going on!
If one of those seams lets go, somebody’s getting hurt!
Samn right.
BTW, does this count as a biological weapon or is this still conventional with the shrapnel of clothing flying around?
damn, not samn…
ahh look as the son hides his face in shame
god!! mom !! can we please just go home? your embarassing me!!
There is denial and then there is delusional. This woman is delusional. Poor child, he is going to have commit this woman.
Poor kid must be ashamed of his mother
they say theres somebody for everybody, even the michilan mam
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Shame has been brought upon this innocent child. He will be scared for life. Ah, is this a trend I am witnessing, with parents gone wild, and kids trying to hold onto some dignity?;-)
these are called roof pants – you have to jump off the roof to get into them…
Her purse is as big as her ass.
She’d have a pretty decent figure if she just wore some looser pants and a waist-accentuating shirt. This really is just a matter of bring Poorly Dressed.
I agree. It’s the sqeezing into this getup that’s making her look bad. If she’d go up a couple of sizes, she’d look great.
No kidding. Get some clothes that actually fit–you’ll look better and be able to move and breathe freely!
I blame Stacy & Clinton for this trend. Ever since they told people to “wear more fitted clothing” to look thinner, fat women keep squeezing themselves into clothing five sizes too small thinking it makes them look thinner and that they’re “empowered.”
Thanks for nothing, Stacy & Clinton!
The problem is women confusing “fitted” with “skin tight.” They’re not even close to the same thing. You really do look twenty pounds lighter in something that’s properly tailored to your figure, rather than something shapeless and baggy. On the other hand, a fat girl (like me – I’m a size 14/16) really can’t get away with dressing like a thin girl. You really just have to face the fact that you’re not a size seven anymore and go from there.
The sad part is that if she were wearing an outfit that fit properly, she’d look really cute and curvy.
Size 14/16?!
You, missy, are NOT fat. Sorry to disappoint.
That’s what I was thinking :-p
I’m a 24/26 .. and getting smaller thanks to SparkPeople.
14/16 isn’t fat.. and on some people it’s actually a healthy weight! Depends on your body type, frame, bmi, etc.
You are grossly misinformed or in complete denial…a 14/16 IS fat. Just because two thirds of the population in the US is either overweight or morbidly obese, don’t fool yourself into thinking ‘well a size 12/14/16 is now the norm……it’s FAT.
They didn’t mention their location. They could have been using UK sizing which is vastly different to US sizing.
A 16 can be fat in UK sizes too. I am most definitely fat yet I own at least 4 items of clothing in a UK 16. It’s not a vast difference either, a US 16 is typically a UK 18 and a UK 16 is a US 14.
Unless you’re about 5’8″ or above a size 16 US means that your waist is too big. You can be about 5’5″ and just healthy at a UK16 but ideally a bit smaller. I’m 5’2″ so I should be wearing a US 12 or less to have a healthy waist size.
I’m currently a size 16 and aiming to lose a bunch more weight. I know I need to lose about 50lbs to be a size 6 which would give me a BMI of 27.5 or rather that’s what it was when I was a size 6 back in college. For me a size 16 is obese.
There are sizes between 0 and 16 you know, it’s not a choice of being skeletal or obese.
A 7 is a junior size, 10 is a misses size. It’s a different sizing system. Juniors have a straighter cut, misses have a more curvy cut. There’s only one inch between a 7 and a 10 in many brands, a 9 can be bigger than a 10.
BMI is a joke. The only doctors who rely on it are lazybones who don’t want to check on a patient’s overall health, but just want to point to a chart. You can be a grossly unhealthy size 2 and a perfectly proportioned, very healthy size 16.
And who are you to say? Seriously, I’m a size 14 and according to my doctor, I am not overweight.
Size 14 isn’t fat. Seriously, it’s not. YOU’RE the one who’s grossly misinformed; and besides, not everyone has the same slender, “perfect” body type. Differences are what make things interesting.
And geez, Valentina… if you’re going to leave a comment like that, at least do it with a little tact.
You know what? I think you’re just angry, because you yourself are a fat person. Heck, I’m proud of being fat. I’m different. And for every pound I am overweight, just makes me one pound less stuck up about being skinny.
If you actually watch the show, you’ll also see Stacy and Clinton telling women who wear clothes too tight to please get something that fits properly. And doesn’t cut off circulation.
Even you child is hanging his head in shame.
The ass looks great in those jeans. hmmmm
Less like an hourglass. More like a squeezy stress toy. One size smaller and do her eyes pop out?
…how on earth could she walk, sit or move in any way?
Or even breathe, for that matter.
The choice of her clothes proof positive that her brain works anaerobic – in fact she don’t have to breathe whatsoever.
or even:
“Kchchchch, I’m your mother, Luke!”
Must admit, I’m curious what the front view is.
J.
i’d still hit that
You would.
I wouldn’t kick out of bread for eating crackers.
She’s not bad looking, and she’s not “fat”.
Just a little “chub”.
It’s like a muffin top
Really? c’mon, Really?
She knows she’s a size four, even if nobody else does!
I’d help her out… of those pants
needs four workers to get those jeans off
i work at ross, and about 80% of the girls that come in look like that. the other 20% are so old they can barely walk.
This just goes to prove that kids DO know the different between right and WRONG.
i’m trying not to think how tight is her thing? Could cause gangrene
that looks painful
Just looking at this makes my stomach hurt.. makes you wonder what damage she’s doing to internal organs etc. And how does she move?? This is just to painful to look at!
I’d like to know where to get such strong fabric!
Yeah, that’s ACME Super Strong Fabric which Wile E.Coyote’s parachutes are made of.
She is also asking for spider veins from wearing pants that are too tight and from what I have heard those are not cheap to remove. Not sure how much it would cost to remove them, but she would be better off wearing some clothes that actually fit her health wise and as far as looks are concerned.
The sad part is that I have a friend who does the same thing. She thinks it looks really good, and I just don’t have the heart to tell her it doesn’t.
Dear Sweet, Wonderful Friend, if your belt is pulling up at the belt loops to try and keep your pants on, you might want to consider getting some bigger pants.
She’d definitly look better in something looser…I would like to see the front view though…she reminds me of the 30 somethings that go to the heavy metal band concerts in spandex when they are too old to wear apandex ( actually nobody should wear spandex anymore)
Oh crackers! everytime I see this kind of thing (and for some reason we have a LOT of this where I live, something to do with it being a college town, idk) I just want to scream “WHO TOLD YOU THAT LOOKED GOOD!!”
How…how can that even happen? o_O Just because someone can get items of clothing on, by no means is that a guarantee that they properly fit. This just looks painful and suffocating. O_o
pretty sure this is photoshopped
seconding that
No its not I took it from my phone.
WOW. Does she realize how bad she looks? The little boy beside her does.
I don’t see anything wrong
apparently the small boy has a twin sister…and his mom borrowed her clothes.
I remember being in a mall with my daughter when she was about 4 years old – she saw someone looking like this – she looked up at me & said “mom? – don’t people look in the MIRROR before they leave their house?”…out of the mouths of babes….
To the guys that would “hit that” : REALLY? Raise the standard guys, raise the standard! What a mess!
lol. that poor kid, if that was me… (as the kid) and that was my mom (the fat lady) then i would be running as fast as i possibly could…
this lady rules. she has a lovely figure & isn’t embarrassed to show it off!
wow, that is disgusting and scary!
I think the person to blame here is the person that sold that clothes to her, and that Ross employee. She should have stopped her from getting anymore of that clothes.
Are you fucking serious!!! I work at a clothes shop and it is not my fault if a customer insist on buying size 6(AUS) clothes when they are obviously a size 22. Maybe her friends should tell her she is dressing like a tramp, they can’t loose their job over it.
Two things have happened here…
1. She has not used spray paint for recommended purposes…hence the inhumanly tight appearance of her clothes…
2. She has begun the long and arduous process of turning her little boy into a serial killer.
I wouldn’t say there is no gain.. there had obviously been some gain involved.
I think she had an odd “If you build it, they will come” moment.
Who knows, maybe it works with weight loss, too.
My God! I would love to get a hold of that ass. That kid looks like an annoying little turd, I hate when brats get restless.
OMG poor kid. he has to live with this woman!(or is she a woman?) CALL CHILD SUPPORT NOW! I CAN’T STAND LOOKING AT THIS, LET ALONE BEING THAT KID.
My mother would say, “Poor dear, she doesn’t have any mirrors in her home!” And then roll her eyes.
I’m the only one who thinks that’s hot, aren’t I?
Yes. Yes, you are.
She looks like a penis. I really mean it this time, too.
why mom, God why….. you know what happened last time you ordered a double cheeseburger. ‘ FFFBBBPPPT ‘
Oh Lord, she looks like a tube of toothpaste being squeezed out! That is NOT healthy. It can’t be. When I see this I just think of those women who still wear corsets, and how inhumanly squished they are. Her internal organs must be just about ready to fly out! Something’s gotta give, and either way it won’t be pretty: either she’s going to start involuntarily regurgitating her own digestive tract, or hundreds of innocent bystanders are going to be maimed when a thread finally pops and all of the shrapnel from those clothes goes airborne.
I like the booty
That is absurdly sick. What on Earth did she do to those clothes to get in them? Are there amazing 20-size-shrinkable pants in the market now? Or did she turn herself into Silly Putty?
I’d hate to be that poor child. Even if he’s just bored, it horrifies me to think that he is in any way related to her, whether it’s mother, sister, aunt, cousin, sibling, etc.
Looks like a couple of blue VW beetles arguing over the same parking space.