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Oh BALLS, I forgot my swim trunks. I suppose I could just wear my girlfriend’s bathing suit, right? What could possibly go wrong?
[Ed. note: What could possibly go wrong is not safe for work, not safe for your eyes, and not safe for my drinking problem . . .]
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ROFLMAO!!!! If that is his girlfriend standing there, i sure hope she has a look of disgust on her face…. and this picture was taken seconds before she hauled off and slapped him for being a moron!!!
Honey, I’m not real sure if “girlfriend” is the proper term :-p
You’re right! It’s probably his sister.
It could be that that’s his mom and this is how she found him after he missed curfew! She looks older and a tad bit “perplexed” (?)
HE LOOKS LIKE MIA MICHAELS!
He totally does! I bet Mia wishes her hips were that narrow LOL
hes Cristian from the latin band RBD and the TV show Rebelde…and YES hes gay
Oh, my fucking god…. you’re so fucking right, it IS he! or at least looks a lot like him…
IT IS HIM…he is small lmfao
Oh, that’s classy…
Eeeewwwwww, purple balls! *gag*
Purple, *shaved* balls.
So much wrong here. Isn’t testicle shrinkage linked to steroid use?
IT BURNS!!!!!
i’m so sorry for my eyes, my poor poor eyes…
hmmm….are those berries???
Awww how cute! It’s like a little bow! xD
Thank you. Your comment made me laugh. A LOT! Love your sense of humour. You are AWESOME!
I second that notion
Tuck, honey. Tuck!
Someday “she” will learn how to do that right
There’s only one visible beer bottle, but I’m guessing there are LOTS more just out of frame…..
Ok, take this idiot over to kramtoad.com. Cripes, I didn’t have a drinking problem before I saw this but I definitely have one now. Hopefully, a bottle of Cisco Red will wipe out any memory of this.
That looks really painfull. I’d swim nude before I’d do that to my junk.
Its okay. His junk is so small, he probably can’t feel it.
I’m so glad I clicked through because the unedited image is far funnier! Oh I’d so post that guy on facebook if I knew him!
hmm kindof looks like a skinnier version of perez hilton (eugh,can’t believe i even wrote that name,thanks to roflrazzi).
unedited is “better”
hes Cristian, from the latin band RBD and from the TV show Rebelde and yea hes gay
….at least he’s clean-shaven?
that seems to be the only up-side to this picture
The least he could have done was tuck them in…Is that Seaworld in the background? Oh dear lord, the children…
There’s nowhere *to* tuck them in that suit…
my first, and only reaction, upon seeing the unedited image…bwaaaahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha
yeah i made the cats out in the hall jump when I saw it cause i laughed so hard.
Couldn’t he just swim in a pair of shorts or pants? I’m sure that would be more comfortable, and less scaring for the other people around even if he would have to change clothes afterwards.
hmm… I just came from bonnaroo… wonder if that’s where this pic is from? Wouldn’t suprise me… I definitely saw worse…
that was my first thought too. It seems like it may be, what with all the tents in the background and the hippy chick.
What did you see there? (Musicians not people like this)
It’s like a trainwreck. I can’t look away. Why are his frank and beans so little?
I laughed until tears were coming out of my eyes… what a maroon!
That kind of suit doesn’t have anything to tuck those “in” to… pretty much a thong between the legs.
It can be done. I’d explain further, but the specifics are really NOT appropriate for here. It’s about creative relocation prior to the tuck.
Ah, duct tape. Is there *anything* you can’t do? j/k
three thoughts passed through my mind when I saw this.
1)WTF?
2)content not safe for children.
3) If He had a girlfriend, he’s avaliable (but who would want him anyway?)
Creepier yet? That looks more like a little girl’s bathing suit. So either one, it belongs to his little sister, or two, it really is his girlfriend’s, which means he has a girlfriend around the age of…oh…ten.
I was thinking the same thing! With those ruffles around the leg holes, it’s totally a little girls suite. Ick.
why is everyone focused on the balls and not that cool ass tent winking in the background. The color is hidious btw.
That looks really painful, and I don’t even have the equipment.
Funniest thing 4 me- bar the testicles, this looks JUST like an ex-house mate of mine, she’s a girl but I swear she has the same face n hair as this guy!
Yeah, the ruffles lead me to believe that is a kids suit. Being completely nude would be less disturbing than this testicle disaster.
Could be worse. At least he shaves.
Before this picture, I didn’t think it was possible to have a testicle wedgie. [shudder]
sure… you never heard of a moose knuckle?!
The beer bottle and the guys cheekbones imply that this is from Finland… we tend to go crazy in the summer
NO WE DON’T!!!! that looks more like sweden to me
rofl, I haven’t heard a good Fins vs. Swedes Vs. Norwegians kind of banter since i was a teenager.
At least he did his hair for the picture
Oh! Crap! You made me blow beer outta my nose all over my puter!
What has been seen cannot be unseen. >_<
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Bet it was on a dare.
eeeeeeuuuhhh…. lets hope so…. O.o
Is he TRYING to castrate himself?
Oh, sweetie – NO!
So much wrong packed into so little space has to have developed its own gravitational field, thus bending space-time in a particularly egregious manner. this could be the end, folks.
Is this a girl with a pair of hacky-sacks tucked in her crotch?
I can see this being at a edm music festival.
Did he sit on Mr Potato head?
He WISHES!
LMFAO x”"”D
Im….. just going to try and finish my ice cream. And keep whats already “in” in.
last time I saw balls like that they were on the dog. And then we had him ‘fixed’.
holy macaroni
Honestly, I admire anyone with the guts to act like this much of a freak. I have no problem with mockery directed at his choice of swimwear, or his unfortunate testicle orientation… he’s BEGGING for that much.
HOWEVER, as the owner of male genitals, I must take offense at the comments directed at the size of his junk. What is visible is of completely normal size, and what is only implied by a pink bulge is perfectly reasonable for someone in an unaroused state.
Seriously. He’s handing the world his pride on a frilly pink platter and saying do what you will. Do we really need to insult the size of his how-do-ya-do? Perhaps you could give him a little CREDIT for the aforementioned unaroused state?
I like your attitude, it’s refreshing. But no credit for fig boy, I don’t need to see ‘em, nor my wife, nor my 2yr old girl. Sure my wife and I would have a hearty laugh first but a stern “put some damn pants on”, talk after. And a stern talk from a 6′ 4″ tattoo covered man in a kilt can do wonders.
It wouldn’t bother me, except that I’d be jealous that I’d never look that good in a bikini. However I do respect your right to NOT see another guy’s testicles. The kid factor never occured to me. I was assuming the venue was a 21-and-over concert or something. If there ARE kids around, I think a stern KICK from a 6′ 4″ tattoo covered man might be appropriate.
Alright Nuts, I think you made a good point. Now I’d like to see you start speaking up for universal respect when people on this site criticize women’s bodies.
I don’t know if you personally do or not, just saying. If you want people to stop being offensive because of physiology, let’s do it universally!
If any person acts or dresses inappropriately, they’re open for ridicule. I don’t like seeing people ridiculed for things that they can NOT control, male or female.
This creep has declared that it’s open season on him.
Is that a nut-ward ID bracelet on his wrist?
Well said, Nuts. Well said.
Did anyone else see the hospital bracelet on “her” wrist? He definitely just escaped from an asylum.
Um….what if that’s not a boy and those aren’t….berries.
What if that’s really a girl, that’s really her bathing suit, and those are really lips?
Have a lovely mental image.
Please pass the brain bleach. Thank you.
omg! my poor, vivid imagination!! WHY???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that Rowsdower in the edited pic? o.0;
ROWSDOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD
Is that Zap Rowsdower?
My Rowsdower has saved me!
I won’t say he’s crazy, but I can clearly see his nuts.
oh my goodness
I believe this man Is about to pitch a tent….
it’s OK he’s a lumberjack!
Its a festival bracelet. I have seen so many weirdnesses at festivals I am totally unfazed by anything anymore. I am always impressed by the stamina of people moshing in fur monkey/rabbit/teddybear suits though.
Quote Autin Powers, “Its a man baby.. yeah!”
wow….my eyes.. I think I need to wash ‘em with some, uh, bleach. The image in my head…. or the screaming…won’t go away… LOL SURELY the rag bag at the honeless shelte rhad SOMETHING else?? oh . my poor eyes…….
1. OMG!!!!!!
2. WTF!!!!!!
3.A Case of hemoroids gone bad.
4. That dude has no “junk” hence the tatoo overcompensation.
5.To Nuts: There has to be SOMETHING to arouse and this guy has nothing to get aroused. Sex-change operation gone way bad!
Somewhere a guy is thinking to himself “@#%! Now I am going to have to pay him the $5 I bet him when I said he wouldn’t do it!!”
hey thats the sun tan fail guy censoring the berries
Really? I thought it was John Holmes.
This picture is from Joensuu, Finland. I know since I lived there a few years ago….I bet this pic was taken at a rock festival called Ilosaarirock. The place is full of jackasses like this during it =(
No sitähän minäkin että se on suomessa otettu… Ja Ilosaarirockissa saa kyllä nähdä kaikenlaista
Well, this is what one would call an “All balls out” situation. What possessed him to do that? I pity the young eyes having to eye his hang down…:(
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
ooouuuchhh. is this at Bonnaroo? haha
The guy in the photo doesn’t look any worse than a young fellow, perhaps 17, I saw at a private beach a couple of summers ago. He had a dark blue bikini that was far too small and it was absurdly loose. It covered almost nothing from behind and in front you could see both balls and some times the head of the penis. He was in the company of two young girls, about his age. They had very brief bikinis that covered almost nothing. But his was by far the one that exposed the most.
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Eh – lighten up! Can’t a fellow take his little buddies on an outing?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh, jeez, I almost snorted coffee out my nose when I saw this! Friggin’ hysterical – I hope he did this as a practical joke (cuz if it wasn’t, it would be seriously disturbing).
Am I the only one getting turned on by this?
If you aren’t, it’s a pretty safe bet that you will be the only one that admits it.
I admit it. I think he’s hot!!!!!
Someone Lost a bet…
omg, if that was any more… disturbing i would have myself brainwashed just to get rid of the terrifying image!!!! !(
My guess is that this person lost a bet — really badly.
OMG I used to have a swimsuit that looked exactly like that when I was like 8 years old. Where did he get my old swimsuit?
You guys criticize him all you want, but I have to say that this man deserves the highest praise that can be said about a man:
He has BALLS!
I think they should start making swimsuits with two pieces of ball-fringe on the crotch just like that.
ARGH! I have lady bits n even I recoiled and cringed!
I see the plumb vendor has arrived
My old girlfriend had a bathing suit that was just like that one, but in dark red, and it exposed the whole rear. In front it was very very narrow and not quite snug, and when she moved even a little bit her lips showed easily. Nobody ever said anything.
My old girlfriend used to wear a bathing suit just like that one, except in dark red. The back covered nothing and in the front it was very very narrow and not quite snug, so when she moved even a little bit her lips were exposed. Nobody ever said anything to her.
Sorry. I thought the first message was lost while sending so I had to write it again. It came out almost identically. Sorry again for the repetition.
I think he’s looking at her puzzled, “How do you get these things to fit?”
Totally LMAO
Did anyone else realize how shapely his legs are? Or the fact that those legs are….shaven? Completely bare? Because that’s evidently a bleach-job, his mop of hair, and his brows are dark dark brown. That’s disturbing.
Also, I agree w/ Nuts…just because his unarousal isn’t big doesn’t mean his arousal won’t be either. He could have a nineteen incher for all we know.
Also, I was gonna quote Austin Powers, too lol
Eh… is that in Finland?
O…Oh my….
AAUUGH! MY EYES!!!!!
Is that Perez Hilton? It must be a photo from before he gained so much weight.
What is seen cannot be unseen…
two words – MICRO PENIS =D
Epic Fail.
ahhh maahhn, where’s my bathing suit dude?
Maybe the ‘lady’ on the right side is really Rod Stewart, and he’s turned on by the dumb plum suit. RS: Having a HARD TIME keeping my hands off ‘em. Talk about butt-floss, he’s gonna shear those babies off in his baby sister’s swimsuit. Could it be that he grabbed his daughter’s suit by mistake?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
like we say in spanish
“la curiosidad mato al gato”
shit…i am that f***ing cat
CAN NOT UNSEE.
But wow, talk about hilarious. XD
That is so wrong. D:
Once you see, you cannot unsee. D:
Mangina got that not-so-fresh feeling?
~steals him and puts some fruppen pants on him~ You’ll be Mr.Shineyton. :3
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the horror!!!!!!!!
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!
I.. Never needed to see this.. Why did I have to click.. I think that there is something wrong with my tweenaged brain.. Something very wrong..
heh heh… the ones i had to dissect in my high school human anatomy class were bigger
And then he looks like my friend Dave.
Which wouldnt suprise me..