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I have no idea what’s going on here, but whichever guy was in charge of ordering 21 top hats and 21 pairs of suspender thongs must get the WEIRDEST spam in his inbox.
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I’m surprised at how well the top hats remove the “Eeeewwwww” factor and adds a sort of carneval feeling. I’m not gonna have thong suspenders ever, but this makes me wonder if I shouldn’t have a stripey bath suit and top hat when I go swimming to steal focus from my portly belly.
I agree on the hats taking away the yuck-factor. It helps that they all seem to be shaved, too.
I just really wanna know what they were up to…
Yeah, I was also thinking — shaved
I am not looking…….I don’t care if they are…..ahhg, I looked. I just had an argument about what is socium hypochlorate. I need to go rub some in my eyes now.
Too late, the images are burned into your retinas forever BWAAHAAAHAAA
why top hats?!?
Does anyone else think the one up front on the right has a practically uncanny resemblance to Jack Nicholson?
o.o’ so right.
It’s from an advert for a social networking site:
http://community.giffgaff.com/t5/Other-Off-Topic/Loook-The-Man-In-Hyde-Park/m-p/25382
Britains are very odd
Not British – the top hats are the wrong shape, I’d guess somewhere Scandanvian
Dear Lord: thank you for this Photoshop. Amen.
It’s a Borat Convention!
This might be one of the most horrifying things I have ever seen.
I think thats 23 top hats and suspender thongs(well lets hope there is 23 of them).
I counted 22. But, close enough. Still highly disturbing and they are all shaved. Ugh. I think I need to pour bleach(or vodka) into my eyes.
the really fat in the middle on the first row now look to the one on his right is his ball hanging out?
His ball is NOT hanging out. That’s just the fold of his skin.
Those hats looks a lot like those htas traditionally worn by chimney sweepers.
some weird initiation thingie perhaps – or just a bunch of really really weird guys.
OMFG…..this is possibly the grossest thing I’ve ever seen. And how PROUD they look (blurgh)! For everyone who comments about large women wearing too little clothing – this tops them all. Just nasty.
Not all of them… This is relatively mild on the disgusting chart, since you don’t actually get a close up view of any of them.
This is… what most middle aged men look like, frankly. I say good for them for not being ashamed of their bodies or their aging.
Though, really, if you look closely, a couple of them have held up rather nicely. The gentleman on the far left, for example, is a fine specimen for a man his age.
I agree, the gentleman on the far left is a quite a fine specimen.
Mm yes he’s not bad at all.
Except, of course, for the fact he’s wearing thong suspenders and a top hat.
I agree. He should remove them immediately.
Yep he’s actually pretty yummy, mister far left. and yeah, this is what middle aged guys look like, folks.
Glad I’m not the only one thinking that.. lefty is a sexy ol fella… rawr!
Also, sevral of them seem to be sporting some serious tats. I’m guessing some crazy sailor thing?
The tats make them less gross in my eyes. But I have a thing for middle-aged men, and yes, Mr. Far-left is not terrible looking x]
Wow. the conversation about Mr far-left. Just wow. But yeah, he’s not too bad. And the tats are cool.
SUSPENDER THONGS?!?
Such things are actually MADE???
Worst. Idea. EVER.
John Mayer was sporting a lime green one on a magazine cover a year or two ago. And he actually looked worse in it than some of these guys do. Or maybe its just the top hats lend a rakish air?
Okay, the tan man in the right forefront …. no tan lines except for SOCK tan lines? WTF?
Warnings. Please?
There’s not enough eye bleach or brain bleach in the world to make this any better. Ugh.
Mind bleach plz.
OM NOM NOM NOM
Sexy xD
Thanks for the artistic restraint, in sparing us the rear view!
Indeed, Jan! I certainly do NOT want to see the view of these men retreating!
Stop calling it suspender thongs. It’s a mankini.
Reminds me of Eletric Six’s Gay Bar music video!
I think they look nice.
Uncomfortable, like the suspenders are all too short (yikes!), but nice.
People are beautiful. Absolutely beautiful, all shapes, all colors, and in their own skin. Let’s focus on people picking the wrong CLOTHES, okay? Thanks.
You are so wrong!
maggiemayday – close! But only one foot has a “sock tan line” while the other doesn’t. Probably wears an ankle brace or some such. And Charli – it’s an inguinal hernia
AH! A glaring example of the difference between men and women… if these were woman as overweight as these men (man on the far left not-withstanding) MOST wouldn’t even CONSIDER wearing a swimsuit with that little material (unless they were hoping for a Jerry Springer gig), much less walking around in them *BEAMING* with pride and thinking (in a Scottish brogue) “I’m DEAD SEXAY!” (btw: most. disgusting. movie. EVER~!) and are SERIOUS about it!? ! How much you want to wager that if these were women, there would be a BUNCH more people saying how ‘gross’ it is- including these gentlemen. Just sayin’…
and I will give you a big I agree. About the movie too.
Considering these are mostly beefy men, or at least in shape men for the ones that aren’t on the heftier side, I’d wager that this is the Polar Bear Plunge/Club/Event/Plungapalooza.
No no no no no. No.
I like how the one second in from the right is snapping his mankini straps over his manly man boobs… priceless!
I really, REALLY wanna know what the heck’s goin’ on here…..
and I’m really, REALLY glad there’ no rear-view picture…..
wow….white people these days….at least when i saw some latinos doing this they were well built and had some type of color that wasnt red or pale
Congrats on being a racist. Now bugger off
Oh Look that’s the Borat fanclub
can’t stop laughing!!!! Top hats and man-kinis
this picture is awesome.
Does no one else know this is an advert for a mobile phone company? They claim you don’t have to be a rich businessman to use their service.
These don’t look like traditional British Top Hats, seems to me that there is a slightly Irish leprechaun feel to them, anyone agree? and the big fella on the right looks a bit Irish to me (forgive the stereotyping) just struggling for an explanation, grasping at straws,actually have no idea whatsoever, shall retire to the garden shed whilst Mrs Brit makes me a cup of tea…
These don’t look like traditional British Top Hats, seems to me that there is a slightly Irish leprechaun feel to them, anyone agree? just struggling for an explanation, grasping at straws, actually have no idea whatsoever, shall retire to the garden shed whilst Mrs Brit makes me a cup of tea…
These don’t look like traditional British Top Hats, seems to me that there is a slightly Irish leprechaun feel to them, anyone agree? and the big fella on the right looks a bit Irish to me (forgive the stereotyping) just struggling for an explanation, grasping at straws,actually have no idea whatsoever, shall retire to the garden shed whilst Mrs Brit makes me a cup of tea…
Del, In triplicate! Your priceless!
Why? Okay I understand the whole “cool factor”, but why can’t they be hot. Like firefighters, or surfers? Really if I’m gunna look at 21 guys in top hats and suspender thongs I’d Perfer them to be FINE AS HELL.
if this was a polar bear event….there wouldnt be green leaves on he trees…
Dear God, I’ve been traumatized for life! D:
Why isn’t there a rear view of the group?
…was wondering that myself….
There is:
http://www.gettyimageslatam.com/cms_detail_base.php?pic_id=59404708&pics=&nologo=1
Not a bad view from the rear.
I think these are the new Australian Life Guards.
(Note to self: Dear God never go swimming in Australia.)
WHY
Ya’ll can have the guy on the left, the guy in front is more my type. rawr!
They look like they are off to molest a groundhog. You can blame this for your six extra weeks of winter.
fap fap fap fap
I love this! And I have a feeling that is going to be my husband and his friends in the years down the road..
and I encourage that.
Bachelor party borat? What’s wrong with fat people.?
OMG! Borat wore that, didn’t he!? Ack! Oh NO!!!!!!
The Borat Army
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haha Borat”s mankini
that has to give them some really weird tan lines…
Borat FAIL.
How the HELL did they find 23 matching top hat/manthongkini combos?
I love their top hats~
Please pass the brain bleach…
And now I know why I will be a cougar when I am older. Thanks guys