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You know, I can ALMOST see the logic behind trying to distract from your Millhouse-shaped face and Groucho Marx eyebrows by growing a Hitler mustache. And yet, I also see the flaws in that logic.
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Let’s hope he confines his social interactions to internet chatrooms and refrains from leaving the house!
How unfortunate.
Please oh please be a Halloween custume. Also, is that his real hair?
sort the eyebrows out, style the hair and loose the hitler tashe but replace with maybe a goatee… also try a few different pairs of glasses & pick ones that suit next time!
All good ideas buy by the look of the 1960s wallpaper the schmuck doesn’t have the money for the make over. Hell a good pair of designer eye glasses can cost $800+ and I am not sure that Quick Cuts is going to help him either.
Where do you shop for glasses?!?!?
My designer glasses have always cost about $400 – $450. And his glasses really aren’t that bad. It’s just the rest that is…
What’s wrong with his glasses? Those are the same glasses I’ve got. Or rather, had until a girlfriend forced me to replace them last year. I still don’t know what’s meant to be wrong with them, though.
No Tweeze eyebrow wax costs about $7 for a medium sized can. No need for strips. Just heat it up, spread it on where he wants to remove hair, let it cool, and rip it out.
Honestly, there’s no excuse for monobrows. Not when you can take care of it easily at home.
i think the mo is the worst part..
Imagine seeing that in the mirror every day.
In nazi Germany mustaches wear you.
I feel sorry for that ugly stupid bastard. Too fugly for the world and too stupid to care, that’s a big ass cross to carry.
lmao
Looks like extra long nose hair to me. For Gods sake, at least TRIM it!!
Oh my.
That’s gotta be shopped.
Let`s not hope he is from austria and
@Jhonny Paranoid that only works with sowjet russia
probably not, because here he would be arrested as soon as he set foot out of his house looking like that.
Can’t tell where the nose hair ends and the mustache begins… More frightening is the possibility that it is all nose hair, super long nose hair gone wild!
fuhrer is watching you doing the warzenschweine
See he’s going for Charlie Chaplin, it’s actually a pretty good resembalance.
If it weren’t for that one crazy nazi this mustache would still be ok, but I see he’s had to modify it somewhat because his face is long.
ERm.. Teh Epic! Haircut needs commentary also. It supports the hitler-esque mustache for an all-out Homosexual Nazi Vibe.
HOLY CRAP. That is the largest collection of ugly I have ever seen.
Please oh please be a Halloween custume. Also, is that his real hair?
that’s too silly… it’s gotta be a joke!
…i hope.
I question whether that’s his mustache, his nose’s goatee…or obscenely long nose hair that he’s gotten neatly combed.
None of the options are a good one.
His eyebrows look fake, too. Towards the outer edge you can sort of see his natural eyebrow, a strip of skin, and then the end of the “fake” (?) eyebrow.
OMG! that’s atrociously bad…
I mean, hasn’t anyone told him flocked wallpaper went out of style in the early 60′s?
HITLER!!!
Professor Gumby, is that you?
He’s an attractive dude.
Kind of a Paedophilic Harry Potter, with a Nazi twist. As for something to make him more attractive. its called a light switch.
OMG IT’S HILTER!! HE’S BACK!!
Don’t worry, we Germans won’t make the same fault twice.
*preps his G36*
Oh no, we wont…
Dam he ugly
It looks like fake eyebrows, a good bit of nose putty, and i am not sure what the hell is making the long space between his nose bottom and his upper lip where the mini walrus is residing.
it’s the Nerd Hitler!!!
@ajs how are you able doing the warhogs?
i would`ve said he`s watching you doing the Schnitzels that would at least make sense.
Omg.!!
Stare Dad is real xD
hes probably british.
Boy from Brazil?
I feel kind of bad for him.
seriously, don’t you think it’s time to trim those nose hairs.
Holy Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Batman!!!!
I think that mustache takes over peoples minds…
Never seen nose hair that long in my life…
Looks just like my old French teacher. >:|
he must be british WTF i assure you i am Britsh and Hitler tashes don’t go down so well over here …. He looks like a cartoon.
Retro… Doing it right!
I’m seeing more uncle/cousin Kip from Napolean Dynamite than Hitler, although that stache is a slippery slope.
i’m afrain plastic surgery won’t work here. he should just put a plastik bag over his head.
It is Milhouse! He finally realized how mean the world is to him and he is plotting a revenge.
He is not amused.
Prince Harry is at it again. What a card….
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4170083.stm
I showed my 88 year old father this picture and he yelled “Die Adolf!” just before smacking my monitor with his cane.
holy! look at that wall paper!
He looks like he was breast feed too long as a kid…He also looks like he was home schooled as a kid.
he’s got the hitler goin on
its not hitler, its crazy earl from borderlands
Malcom C. Leverier with glasses.
Yep
you’re just jealous cause he’s been chattin with hot babes on the internet all day
My grandfather (Whom I never met) was German and had this type of moustache. He emigrated from Germany in 1954. Ive never even seen a photo of him but from what my mother tells me he had this type of ‘stache. It is quite hideous. But then I hate moustaches in general.
OMG somebody cloned Hitler!!!!
It’s Sad that he actually had the courage to take a picture…and seriously whats up with the “hitler look”. And the eyebrows are way unexceptable. it costs like $10 to get eyesbrows done. lmao
Am I a meme yet?
WOW!
What’s the name of this man?
who the hell is this and where did he come from???
did he upload this himself? i just dont understand! he is definately british, my nan has that wallpaper!
Man this guy looks exactly like Buster Keaton: http://markschiff.com/friends/images/BusterKeaton.jpg
Sorry square mustache, hasn’t been long enough
He looks like the retarded hitler twin that was kept in the attic while Adolf went off to try to rule the world.OR its like the Conan O’Brian bit, what if they mated.Adolf and Hydric Himmler.Their love child finally found!
He’s a mad italian neonazi, some of my friends know him.
you can see a lot of white in his eyes. this guy could be a little schizophrenic.
“I’d like to sing ‘The Little Wooden Boy’”.
Why the long face? ARHARHARHAR
Seriously, though. WHAT THE HELL
OMG it’s hitlers nerdy cosin
I used to work with a guy who looked just like this.