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It’s good to see them smiling again. Things have been hard since little Jesse disappeared into the basement sofa three years ago. These days they lay a solid-colored blanket down before letting the kids sit on any plaid surfaces.
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This pic is from back in the ’80s. Nowadays, little Timmy and Susie are a very successful team of professional assassins. Nobody’s found Mom & Dad’s bodies —- errrr, Mom & Dad are apparently living off the grid in a secluded mountain cabin…..
It’s a plaid, plaid, plaid, plaid world.
This family must be related to Pete & Pete, “plaid is the color of my people”.
Look, it’s the Borland family!
(Didn’t expect Al to have kids tho…)
Al Borland: The Early Years.
I don’t think so, Tim.
did they died??
good hell. what is wrong with their chests? are those pockets? the father and son look like they have boxy breasts. O.o well, the son looks like he’s had a mastectomy. help i can’t wrap my brain around this one argh.
I can’t wrap my brain around the idea that you see a boy and think he used to have breasts, but is now flat-chested again due to a mastectomy.
You see? This is what happens when crappy fabric goes on sale in bulk. We must stop this tragedy.
LMAO! This is an awesome family portrait! I wish my family plaided together!
This is an awesome family portrait! I wish my family plaided together!
This just demonstrates the evils of home sewing machines, too much free time and jumbo rolls of discount end-of range fabric. Just look at the racy diagonal plaid on the pockets, I’ll bet mom was pround of that little touch..
Proud, even. AND I just said pretty much the same thing as bananacat. It’s late here. Just ignore me.
You note that the “racy diagonal plaid” is only on the male’s shirts (along with pockets). No racy detailing or pocket for the girls. Nosiree!
What is really bugging me is that if you’re going to take the time and and make the effort to sew matching outfits for your entire family, you should be able to squeeze in five minutes to match up the squares so the plaid isn’t running all willy nilly over your chest. Lazy freakin’ hausfrau.
You beat me to it! Why the pattern matches on some of the shirts and not the others–did she begin to hallucinate part way through the project?
And notice that the plaid doesn’t match up on the front placket of Mom & daughter’s shirts. She was probably going cross eyed by then and didn’t give a crap about matching the damn pattern anymore.
“The family that plaids together”…commits suicide together
Dinnae be sair oan tha McGeeks. Thair jist wearing tha clan tartan!
oh dear god…the Borlands!!! run before they post a pic of Al’s mom: A cake to far!!!!
What the future has in store for these poor bastards.
Mom: dead suicide
Dad: rehab, alcohol
Son1 male prostitute
Son2 heroin and meth and S&M
Umm, the taller one is a daughter.
These kids didn’t go to college, because they were too busy sending their THERAPIST’s kids to college.
This is what they wear when it’s cold; in warmer weather they wear naked suits: http://hootchicootchi.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/01.jpg
um, wow, do the males have to fiddle their thingies into the proper, mmm, outlets on that one?
I told myself not to follow the link. Said it would be a very bad idea. It was…..now I need to throw myself off a bridge to get the image out of my eyes…….thanks!
LOL! I just shot beer all over my mousepad. ty
*involuntary shudder*
This sent a chill up my spine.
AAARRGHHHHH
I’m just gunna say, The Family that Plaid Together, Tend to get nasty divorces in which the husband leaves the pushy plaid pushin lady for some half-naked half-intelligent half-wit waif half his age, to ride on the back of his new trendy motorcycle to make him feel hard core.
Like the glassess though…
Fer that last time, the pattern is a Tartan. A Plaid is a long strip of tartan pattern fabric worn as part of the traditional Scottish military uniform.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_plaid
Plaid != pattern
There is no God… He wouldn’t create this….
The Lundegaard Family portrait back in 1977……
How much slimmer does spanx make a person? Or do I need to get a corset thing? I only need to slim down about an inch and I need to do it fast.
I Need a place to look so that we can defend ourselves from over zealous city officials when they start complaining about the amount of over time work required to complete our job .
I know there are different types of SPANX, so please tell me the right one.
And how much $ do you think I should spend on SPANX.