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Fashion Fail - Born to Fist

Submitted by: dunno source

I’m really not sure what’s worse here. That this kid is (probably unknowingly) wearing a shirt declaring his dedication to a sexual act best kept between him and his consenting adult partner? Or that his real intention was most likely to declare his dedication to fist bumping?

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  1. Buddy says:

    with this face no fails possible

  2. Matrika says:

    lube first !

  3. A Verb says:

    Obviously he knows what’s up. Looks like the hanky on his shoulder is red, which is the way you flag for fisting. And, check the car in the background. That with the sepia tones indicates this is an older photo, likely before the term ‘fist bumping’ came into common use by suburban white kids.

    Personally, I blame the basement cat in the lower left corner for all of this.

  4. Fail_Ninja says:

    The fact that he wears a bandana around his left shoulder is also pretty fail.

  5. Piox says:

    this guy looks a lot like Freddie Madball.

  6. keithybabes says:

    So I suppose the bracelet on his left arm is a depth gauge?

  7. yos-wa says:

    i need this shirt! somebody lemme know where to get one!

  8. lotsofdots says:

    i bet his parents named him Ben Dover

  9. V says:

    He’s hot. So he can wear whatever he wants. He also looks adorably vapid, he reminds me of Rocky from Rocky Horror.

  10. susannie says:

    Lol!! Reminds me when I wore a t-shirt with a nike logo and the script “Just did it”, when I was 9…

  11. Jill says:

    Too bad everything about him screams “giant douche.” He’s got a nice face.

  12. Some Prude says:

    NAMBLA’s poster child?

  13. Is it just me or does this young man look like a younger version of Eminem?

  14. PussDaddy says:

    I don’t think he looks like Eminem at all.

    PussDaddy

  15. beesteboy711 says:

    He should watch “Caligula”….gives fisting a whole new perspective….

  16. Sarah says:

    Why would his real intention be his declaration to fist bumping? Pretty boys can like it rough just as well as anyone else.

  17. Jane says:

    Is that Aaron Carter?

  18. Claire says:

    He´s hot :D

  19. Caro says:

    His name is Matt Egan, he’s a model.

  20. O.J. says:

    I know this guy, and i’ve seen him wear that shirt

  21. JaneyD says:

    Do NOT wear that in the Oak Lawn area of Dallas. The G-L-Bi community might take that as an offer!

  22. Carmen says:

    The thing is, this guy appears in a Pulll&bear (a shop here in spain, dunno if there’s any out of here) lookbook. And there were LOTS of guys who wore that tee…

  23. Toni says:

    You all are douches, this picture is from the Pull&Bear (clothing store) campaign. He’s not gay and he’s not going to fist you!!!! Trust me this is not his every day attire. He wears and poses as asked and gets paid to do so!!

  24. Meister Bader says:

    Wow, I’d let him do anything to me that he wanted


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