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Horton Hears a Hipster

Fashion Fail - I Want to Date This Dude for So Many Reasons

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Does this guy have a pink elephant on his shirt, or am I just really drunk? I think the left sleeve is supposed to be the trunk, but then again I also think the empty tequila bottle that just rolled off my desk was three-quarters full an hour ago.

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  1. carnifex says:

    it’s gotta be said: i love your comments to all those pictures. bravo.

  2. demidan says:

    Later after raping said “Hipster” Horton decided a long vacation and cleansing was in order. Damn hipsters are dirty animals after all.

  3. snuzzled says:

    The worst thing here is not that he’s wearing a pink elephant on his shirt (although that’s pretty bad). It’s the fact that the layout of the design, coupled with the colors used and the fact that the elephant is narrower on the blank sleeve… it makes him look like he’s got one big fat arm and one rinky dinky weak one. Or am I the only one who sees that?

  4. sacha says:

    he’s cute!

  5. Shipoopi says:

    i don’t see how this is “poorly” dressed

  6. KENN says:

    You not cool. ever heard of reddit? This guy posted this a few weeks ago his girlfriend made it for him. Its adorable. But i cant expect you lonely losers to respect that.

  7. Who’s the guy? He’s hot.

  8. Pepe says:

    Could you tell me where i can buy one!?

  9. Lady Anne says:

    Actually, I think the shirt is kinda cool. Great sense of humor!

  10. Miss Meliss says:

    As a lady whose favorite animal is the elephant, I really like this shirt. I actually kinda want it. what would make it even better would be shortening the pink trunk and have a grey bottom. Just saying.

    • Connor M says:

      AGREED.
      i’m no hipster lover, but i personally think this is really amazing. i kind of want one with a giraffe on the arm…

  11. Appollo says:

    I would totally wear that shirt. Just sayin’.

  12. Marzipan says:

    I am going to make this shirt. It combines funny and ugly and amazing.

  13. me says:

    I love how everyone labels shit hipster now.
    Explain how this is “hipster”.

    • MMMichelle says:

      Anything mildly quirky or ironic seems to be hipster. I don’t even think the term means anything…

  14. Badger3k says:

    I may be wrong, but isn’t it the left sleeve that is the trunk? The right has a tail – it’s the tiny thing (at least, I hope that is the tail…eeewwww).

  15. Nilla says:

    Oh God. Why do I want that so much?

  16. Shmee says:

    Ooh I love this shirt. I saw it before and want it so bad.

  17. Sam says:

    Dude, if he wore this shirt i’d TOTALLY do him right then and there.

  18. Lexxy says:

    hes gorgeous *-* and i like the shirt too xD

  19. Hunter says:

    Too bad… He’s pretty beautiful.

  20. Oathy says:

    I think both it, and he are adorable.

  21. bushputz says:

    He had to stop wearing the shirt because his left hand kept going after peanuts…

  22. susannie says:

    Poorly dressed? No! It’s adorable :) A man leaving the house with an elephant-shirt is certainly NOT a hipster!

  23. stijn says:

    omg i love it all, the guy, the shirt.. this is absolutely NOT poorly

  24. Rincewind says:

    Back when I was a teenager (the 70′s), there was a partying stunt/joke called a “pink elephant”. You convince someone to take off their shirt, then put it back on with their face to the arm-hole. Then, using a large bowl of weed, everyone takes turns blowing massive “shotguns” into the sleeve while the victim inhales for all he’s worth. The joke part comes when you send him home with a shirt that reeks massively!

  25. ImprovBear says:

    It makes the image of him reaching into his pocket really suggestive, don’t it? Then there’s that whole association-with-Republican thing… yeah, definitely not fashionable. (ROTFL!)

  26. happyhappyjoyjoy says:

    Actually I think this is his way of “doctoring up” a bad Clorox bleach accident. He got Clorox on the shirt and it bleached out the left arm and shoulder. So, he figured he’d turn the spot into an elephant and still be able to wear the shirt.

  27. billy says:

    this isn’t poorly dressed! it’s awesome! I WANT ONE!

  28. Larry Laffer says:

    I can make an elephant impression simply by zipping down my trousers.

  29. jamisings says:

    He’s almost as ugly as the shirt.

  30. Jill says:

    Holy crap that guy is gorgeous. I’d have to approach him if I saw him out in a shirt that awesome.

  31. dirtylullaby says:

    OMG!!! I want that jumper!

  32. Jim B says:

    Just had a mental image of elephant shirt guy meeting ‘born to fist’ guy….Dear Lord where is my therapist when I need her?

  33. Alice L says:

    This guy is cute! and i want that shirt. lol

  34. Leigh says:

    It doesn’t count cause he’s adorable!!

  35. Matt says:

    That’s an epic shirt. I want it.

  36. here you go says:

    I recognise the t-shirt as comming from Ubang snakketøj http://www.ubang.dk/ a danish company. As far as I know, they only do kids sizes, which is why it is a bit tight on him, maybe he put on his kids shirt for a laugh.

  37. pepsibookcat says:

    OH! I just want to hug, hug, hug him! Obviously, some he cares about made the shirt for him, and he’s proudly showing it off. I think he’s adorable! Good on him, and bad on you for putting him on this site!

  38. Sarah says:

    When I was two, I had a sweater just like this, but then the other way around! Pink background, grey elephant and the right sleeve was the trunk. My grandma knitted it for me.

  39. ross says:

    what scares me is he looks like one of my friends if he has that shirt i will never let him live it down

  40. Don't Judge says:

    How the bloody f*** can you tell someone is a “Hipster”? Stop judging people so quickly and so harshly..jesus christ. I guess it’s the trendy thing this year to pick on “Hipsters”. Last year what was it…”Emo’s”???

    I think it’s an adorable shirt and shouldn’t be on Poorly Dressed. Fashion fail? I don’t think so..but whatever to each their own.

    It’s one thing to not like an article of clothing, but to make fun of the person wearing it is just really immature.

  41. Bla says:

    I guess it’s the “IN” thing this year to mock, bash and tear apart “Hipsters” eh wot wot?

    You can’t even fucking tell what he is.

    The shirt is adorable and if you don’t think so than go fuck yourself and have a good evening.

  42. roflcopter says:

    This man is adorable. O_O

  43. Nicole says:

    This isn’t that bad. He’s not out in public, obviously.
    I’m a 22-year old girl and I would wear something like this, not to work, but just for fun. It’s not hideous. Honestly.

    It’s funny. I’ve seen guys wear a lot worse when they’re trying to be “cute”.

  44. KolKolKol says:

    Is it bad that I want this shirt? And I mean REALLY BADLY.

  45. Anon says:

    Ack! It’s adorable! I want one! Now!

  46. Peeter says:

    I need one of those.

  47. Jeeennifer says:

    Can anyone tell me honestly where I can buy one of these? PLEASE!

  48. Ulrike says:

    I need that shirt !
    It’s amazing !

  49. m says:

    what a cutie. i would jump him :)

  50. JaneyD says:

    Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.

  51. MeEqualsGeeky says:

    I want that T-shirt…NOW!!! :-)

  52. christy says:

    that is the cutest shirt ever!


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