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Hey, I say if you’ve got it, flaunt it. And this woman’s got it. ALL of it. If you think that maybe you’ve got some of it, you’re wrong. She snatched it from you last night while you weren’t looking. Along with your boyfriend and your favorite wig.
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I must say horizontal stripes are not her friend.
Vertical stgripes would still accentuate that hiney, which by the way looks like a bustle got shoved up in there, and make her look taller.
Hell, it looks like a Kia Rio got shoved up there!
estate!
I think this is about the only time i will ever get the chance to post this link. haha
I love this song and video. Those guys rule.
this is now officially my favourite ever clip. is anyone else reminded of Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
mhhh love her butt, perfect, nothing wrong with this
…well there is something very wrong with you. That is heinous.
Don’t you mean “heiney-ous”?
Lol clyde good word play
i think what you meant to say was heiney-ass
Nothing wrong with that outfit– or what is inside of it.
Are you saying that there is something wrong with everyone who disagrees with you?
She is incredible. I want to marry her.
Over 10 years ago, I saw a lady with a huge butt (smaller than this one) at the supermarket. I still think about her beautiful bottom. I suspect that MEN who don’t think that a big womanly bottom is attractive are pedophiles who want their women to look like skinny young boys.
There’s a difference between a nice bubble butt, and “That’s not an ass, that’s a space station!”
Every woman is different.
So you’re saying that men who don’t like the same thing as you are pedophiles? As in, saying that something is wrong with everyone who disagrees with you?
Pot, meet kettle.
Or is it hineyous?
I think bodacious hineyliciousness maximus sums it all up
‘Do not stop taking your tablets even if you are feeling better, unless your doctor tells you.’
You honestly think she was born with that?
God help her mother if she was born with that ass.
that’s not a full figure. that’s not an hourglass. that’s a bulbous growth….
She’s not fat, you can see by the rest of her she’s not fat. She has a big bottom with that dress not doing her any favours. She can’t help having a big bottom though.
It’s not an hourglass shape… An hourglass shape has the same size bust measurement as hip measurement with a proportionately tiny waist (around 10″ smaller).
So they resemble, well you know, an hourglass…
A 10 inch WAIST? Are you serious??? I’m fairly thing but damnn what are we 7 years old?
10″ smaller than her bust/hip measurement. You need to work on your critical reading skills.
it’s okay, yours are good the way they are. Believe me,
the ones above are just eye-candy.
Delicious…
… plump…
… squeezable eye-candy.
am i the only one who thinks this may not be god-given?
No you are not Kate. Although I think we may be the only 2. There is no way that is natural for 2 reasons.
1. It is insanely disproportionate to the rest of her body. Anyone who has taken figure drawing knows that although all people look different they’re bodies all follow certain proportions to the rest of their bodies, unless they’ve done something to change that.
2. Has no one noticed the light/shadows under her dress? It looks like she has 2 balloons under her dress; unless her buttocks don’t touch one another….
Agreed.
Agreed, she is certinly not fat but there has been some pump to plump up that rump. Really Unless you can show me a whole family – cuz you know this isn’t some freak show anomaly, then I have to believe this booty may had a little booty-ass-isitance
It is Amazing. I shrunk inside knowing I’ll never lay hands upon this perfection
I’m frightened…
I’m hungry…
I’m Sarge.
Hi, Sarge!
Oh shi-
No that’s my line…
Shelia had a huge trunk thingie
I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
Where the fuck did you come from?
Hey Church… Church! Why are all the falling stars never the ones in constellations? Because…i want one…
Shut up Caboose.
I just want to say I love you guys more than words.
Um, wow.
I just…i mean….dang…..that can’t be natural…..i dont know….LIPSUCTION OF THE BUTT PLEASE!!!Or just dont wear stripes!
It is natural. I have met many minority women whose ass collect all of the fat in their bodies.
How can they still be minority women with such big asses??
And to think in the late 19th and first decade of the 20th Century rich, white fashionistas would torture themselves with corsets laced so tight that their internal organs would be squeezed (literally) out of place and a bustle that would chafe til they bled to look like this.
Man i’d love to have some fat collect to my butt, mine all goes to my chest!!
all goes to your chest? and you’re complaining? mine all goes to my thighs
Faack, am I the only one whose fat collects in the ear lobes?
And that’s a problem? Hips are the best part of a woman.
Second is breasts.
God I’m so turned on right now…
all my fat goes to my middle leg!! hahahhaa
You must be thin then.
Same here, I get so many back problems from it.
Lipsuction? Um, while it might be fun to try, I think your lips would fall off (and she’d have a massive hiney hicky) before you ever made any sort of difference in the size of those things.
WIN^
Excellent!
hahaha! love it! EPIC WIN!!!!
oh….my….goodness
Jessica Rabbit?
What is possibly wrong with that dress? It’s even her size!
My thoughts exactly. I thought this was supposed to point out people with awful taste, not make fun of people with different body shapes.
Horizontal stripes. It makes her butt look bigger then it is.
The fact is, no one of normal sizes or larger should ever wear horizontal stripes. As much as I dislike them otherwise, Clinton & Stacy would agree with me, so would Tim Gunn. Horizontal stripes are only for women so painfully thin their chests are concave.
Knowlege Fail. Horizontal stripes, according to QI (and a University research project) actually make a person appear slimmer. Tut Tut.
Spelling fail. There’s a ‘d’ in ‘knowledge’
Actually, even if that were true, horizontal stripes also make a shape look shorter than it is. This leads to what is seen as a widening effect.
“It makes her butt look bigger then it is.”
Yes. But the question was “What is possibly *wrong* with that dress? ” Still no answer.
There is nothing wrong with the dress itself, but this is “poorly dressed” not “horrible clothing.” The woman is quite attractive, but I believe she would look better in two-piece clothing that would accentuate all her body parts. As is, the bottom of the dress is stretched so far that you see dark spots where her cheeks are pressed against the fabric separated by a lighter hourglass shape- the crack of her rear end. o.O I was always taught. “if you can see the crack put it back”.
She could never find pants to fit her. Even skirts would be really hard to find. In fact (and I’m usually the first to give the big eye-roll when someone says this) are we sure she ain’t photoshopped?
Might be shopped, but I have seen people with more astounding shapes- so it is possible. I know two girls with similar proportions (not quite to that extreme) and there are indeed clothes tailored to the big reared.
She is probably about a size 14 or so on bottom, but a size 5 on top. Because of the striking difference between the measurements her bottom looks even bigger than it would on an all-over size 14 girl. Stretching a size 5 dress is not going to help anything.
I disagree, I’m big and I wear horizontal stripes all the time. The trick seems to be small stripes that are different sizes/colours. I’m the first to admit that big monotone stripes make me look even shorter/wider but a well fitted small striped top looks good.
Clinton and Stacy couldn’t dress a plus sized person if their lives depended on it. If it’s not ultra conservative and pin-striped, it doesn’t exist in their world.
Obese women should stay at home !
Ummmm kiki? You should never EVER leave your house….
Oh, kiki, get a life.
No, you di’int!
ess-cuse me?? Have you really watched the show with any regularity? For years I was kind of a “WNTW” junkie…then I got bored with it…BUT – Although I agree that they should have more plus-sized people on the show, I don’t think I’ve EVER seen them send someone out in pinstripes (unless they were looking for corporate jobs – and even then it was stylish and NOT ultra conservative.) You may be wondering why I’m so adamantly defending Stacy and Clinton…so am I
Maybe I watched it too long.
LOL, ummm, yeah, you may have been a little hooked.
The catty-ness was too much, they were just mean and I see no reason to watch that kind of negativity as entertainment. Also they tended to create little “stylish” clones with no real personality at all. Varying the waist line/cut of the same outfit for everyone. The polyester quotient was too high for my taste as well. I wouldn’t be caught dead in most of the little shirts they pushed even if they were available in my size…oh, wait, that’s pretty much all that is available in my size! 
(I’m a fabric snob)
No, I stopped watching it with regularity very early on. I found they went way too far. The world will not end if someone keeps a ratty hoody to go for a slurpee run. (yes, call the fashion police, I go out after midnight to the seven eleven without putting on makeup and a suit!)
BTW, every single episode I saw (I’d say 1/3 of the first 2 seasons), yes, they had at least one pair of pinstriped slacks when telling people what they should be looking for. Maybe it was that they were working from a limited supply of stuff for their maniquin, IDK, but it was every episode.
I totally agree. Unless it is as said above, or comes together really tight under the bust to ‘make a waist’, which gives you limited movement…. Bleh
Well fitted is the key to most looks I think. Big, baggy, horizontal stripes are no ones friend; but neither is sprayed on as demonstrated in this picture.
*tim gunn*
I LOVE horizontal stripes, and they look fine on me. I’m thin, but not painfully so, I look and am perfectly healthy.
i’d propose to her on sight!!!!
Not if I get there first…
It can’t be real. Somebody, anybody please prove this is photoshopped.
I’ve seen women like this, real certainly. Looks like a cartoon, but real. Her choice of dress is what makes her look more freakish than she should, qualifying her for this site. I’m sure she’s had so much positive male appreciation, she wears that dress because that’s when she gets more. Beats fake boobs in my book.
Butt implants, I swear it’s real just google.
I mean butt implants are a real thing, not that her butt is real.
If that’s her actual shape, all power to her. But how is that possible? look at her waist! And her ankles! no one stores 100% of their fat in their ass.
It could be a bustle or those underpants with fake butts in them.
Yes, but that has to be more than half a dozen fake butts.
Have you never heard of Kim Kardashian?
Firstly, Kim’s butt is nowhere near that big. Secondly, she’s curvy all over, not just in her butt.
Actually, Kalahari bushmen have genes that cause water storage in their arse (like a camel’s hump). This occurs in both men and women.
But this is surely faked. No manufacturer would sell enough of that size/configuration to bother to manufacture any.
So she’s just retaining water?
shows what you now…. camels store fat and not water in their humps. just look at the pieces of a butchered camel.
what this woman is “afflicted” with is called steatopygia. go and look it up because thats fully natural, even if it looks freakish to most people.
Even though manufacturers probably wouldn’t make a ton of clothes in this configuration of sizes, it’s not that hard to get clothes altered, or even do it yourself if you have some sewing skills.
Wasn’t there just a picture like a month ago that had a fabulously over-shopped back end? I think it might be happening again.
On QI they said a survey disproved the myth ov vertical vs horizontal stripes. The researchers obviously hadn’t seen this!
looks pretty real to me. although i wonder… is her butt pregnant?
Look up Steatopygia (yes, there is a technical term for “Junk-in-the-trunk”). Some women DO store all their fat in the booty.
The leg showing seems to have a bulge towards the top, id have to agree that its probably a form of this.
The term “Hottentot Venus” comes to mind.
As a matter of fact, yes it did.
I can’t believe someone else remembers that image.
Have we both wasted our lives?
There’s three of us. And no, we just like to read a lot. And there’s certainly no such thing as “overeducated”
how is that physically possible???
Steatopygia rules…
Ok, so got some steatopygia here, but am I missing something with the shoes? Or should I say shoe? Looks like she’s only wearing one on her left foot. Shop fail?
She’s wearing sandals.
flat sandals at that……
It may be photoshoped but some of us guys like a woman with hips we can hang on to when things get rough and wild.
I know women who look like this. Not necessarily shopped.
Measurements: 36-24-48! Def. should not wear horizontal stripes on a tight dress. Maybe if it were less form fitting it might work better.
I don’t see how her back and feet could support all that weight in her axis. It would cause her extreme wear on her spine! It has to be a fake foam fanny.
That’s the beauty of butt fat: the weight is on the hips, not on the spine!
That’s a hot ass.
But none of this answers the question, although close.
Who IS this Hoboken Venus?
Please, someone find her!
Do you mean Hottentot?
i was under the impression that this scene was in NJ… and make referance to ther earlier title
but I was unable to substantiate that afterwards.
Whoa! She needs a serious liposuction! lol
I see no fail here. You can stuff your horizontal stripes and your “less formfitting” garbage. Who would want to minimize that?
Remind me of 80′s a cartoon character
Was actually thinking of Robert Crumb, his “earth goddess” women, and Mr. Snoid, earlier than the 80′s tho’.
If you can’t set a glass on it, it’s not big enough
man you can rest the King James v of the Holy Bible on that booty. Can we get an AMEN!
Funny about the Hottentot wha tsome one brought that up. THis is veyr posssible but I sill thnk she had a fill on her sill. It suits her and she is wearing whart feels right. Good for her
Im edumakated – damn sorry for the dyslexic typing & non proof read post. Too tired
speaking for my self, that is personally speaking, in my humble opinion, I want her phone number. I say gorgeous, viva la healthy curvy bod.
Norliza!!!
Looks like she strapped two basketballs to her backside….someone call Kobe and Lebron!
She was deprived of her constitutional right to go to the toilet for too long.
Someone give her Sir Mix-A-Lot’s number, stat.
have to get over halfway down dah page b4 sum1 mentions sir mix a lot
somewhere out there, black men are fainting at the sight of this epic ass. this should be going viral through the black community
quick let the air out shes gonna blow
Baby’s got back….I wonder if she’s wearing a thong?
So much junk in that trunk that it put Fred and Lamont out of business.
It’s an optical illusion. Thats actually a man.
I adore that ass and that dress. I wonder if her face is pretty? God damn I want to squeeze that!
Betty Boop, Jessica Rabbit? This…is not NORMAL. it looks liked an explosion just happened, either that or she’s smuggling baloons. Really bad surgery
maybe? I have no idea what’s going o. Here or what even could have HAPPENED…nice…dress? The rest of her body is perfectly lovely…
Viva Puerto Rico
……. did anyone notice how her bum is different colors. On the cheeks its darker…. Hopefully that’s just the lighting, and not butt sweat… O_O
@ Monika: Yeah I’m pretty sure that is a shadow, not sweat. An ass of that epic proportion would cast a pretty decent shadow.
but…..wouldn’t the ‘cheeks’ be the lighter color, instead? Idk, maybe Im just having a brain fart….
2 words: Photo. Shop.
(And yes, I know it is actually one word.)
All you have to do is look at the proportionate length of her legs to see that. Funny though, I will give it that.
Read the other replies. It’s called steatopygia. It actually happens.
Someone is a big hippie
I don’t think anybody has said it yet but…. DAMN!!!!!!!!!!
Okay this is really gross
so, okay, i vote butt padding on this one. it’s not so bad, hell, she doesn’t even look that bad, but even with Steatopygia, she’d end up having fat legs. maybe that’s why her dress is so long, to cover up her fat thighs?
seriously, go google that. every other picture is of a, um, curvy woman, not a skinny chick with a giant ass.
….I’d like to bury my face in that.
this women should be amazing on this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8GQ16jnCxg
I think she’s lovely and unique and I’m glad I saw this… but it doesn’t seem relevant on this site, it doesn’t have anything to do with what she’s wearing!
you know what’s funny though, is she could wear a 19th century costume without needing a corset or bustle! It’s like she’s the ideal body type they were trying to look like
OOOOOOOOOOOOOR….
She is wearing some major undergarments to shape her up, as well as much padding……
which is more likely, hmm?
I’d hit that
Woaaah :/ I have a relatively big bum (not fat. hers isnt either btw.) but thats just strange! Has she had ass-implants?
This is clearly shopped. Blow it up with photoshop and you can see it.
That milkshake could bring a whole continent to the yard. (title of another post, i know.)
Nothing wrong with the dress, but she could stop traffic with those implants.
My god! That shirt is hideous! Hideous I say!
Woops, wrong image….
definitely think thats photoshopped. If not then butt implants for sure. looks like that Angel Love girl lol
This is what happens when you mix the DNA of Jessica Rabbit, J-lo and Beyonce.
is this actually possible?
I look at it and I start singing, “I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face….
Theres a difference between a ghetto booty and a fat arse. This is NOT a ghetto booty.
Then what is?
Actually, there is no difference. Some people think that having a fat ass is attractive- I can’t imagine why.
I’d hafta stick it in her ass.
I’m just going to say the probe’s satellite dish got stuck under her dress on the way out.
Thats fake!
That’s a WIN BUTT!
why is she walking alone?
It’s got to be padding. Not necessarily because the proportions are unfathomable, but because of the shadows on her butt area. You can clearly see two dark circles where her buttcheeks are. But shouldn’t they be a shade lighter ‘cus the fabric would be stretched across there more and also darker in the crack? So that must mean she has like these dark circles of padding right underneath her dress. Wow, I’m reading too much into this picture.
Clearly, you don’t have much experience with dark-skinned women wearing light-colored thongs.
Thia ain’t a shoop, and it’s not padding; i see women like this walking around in my neighborhood at least once a week, and dozens of men dead and twitching in their wake.
what neighborhoos is that… or at least city?
might these pictured shops be there?
The Bronx, NYC; we have plenty of African nationals. That’s definitely not a street here, though.
She’s the legit Babe Ruth of booty. That thing needs NO steroids!
“Even white boy got to shout, ‘Baby got back!’”
- Sir Mix-a-Lot
No thanks to the Photoshop: Liquify tool, right?
PERFECT.
ass implants win!!!
if you stare long enough u start to see circles.
silicone injections…….that may be a man btw
http://glutealimplants.com/gluteal_implants/index.html
hmm.. i don’t think this is real. maybe two photos super imposed? one of her bent over picking something up, and one of her walking away?
i don’t think you would physically be able to walk if your butt was this out of proportion with the rest of your body!!
okkk i have a really big butt but mine looks natural thats just frightening O_o
lol oops my butt IS natural im just saying that her butt is unaturally large
that cant be natural, her hips are too wide for her shoulders and a person that thin cant have that huge of a bottom, she must have had surgery
I’d hit it.
i’m sure she’s comfortable enough sitting to do it for days and days. very jealous. oh and, she’s HOT!
i just wanna bury my face in that ass…GODDAMN!!!!
Perhaps it’s just a trick of perspective — she could be a centaur, and rearing high enough that we don’t see the forelegs.
I would be her slave and worshipper. That is not surgery son, that is “10,000 pieces of fried chicken a year” grease injected thighs. That is a well fed and nurtured butt. That is a rare and beautiful specimen. She also does lots of sidebends. It is a look that African American women strive for.
Any woman that says this butt is too big is secretly jealous and if they disagree they are lying.
GOD BLESS POPEYES!
This is incredibly incredible! Wao! It will definately cause road accident. I must confess,as an african man,I luv it big like this. My gal’s arsenal is that cute. I want to believe its real.:-)
I like a well-rounded booty on a woman, but please… if you have so much junk you need an EXTRA trunk, that’s too much.
I’m sorry, I’m screaming ‘Shop. There’s no way her dress would fit that way, close around the top and waist and still fitting (albeit tighter) around the back end. And that is NOT a tailored dress.
This woman is beautiful. I love her huge ass.
Come on, it is obviously fake. Either photoshop, or ridiculous gigantic butt implants.
All the shallow people in these comments are making me lose faith in humanity. YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE HER FACE!!
This says it all! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JaPWAls6qs
I wouldn’t consider this “poorly dressed”. The dress itself looks decent. Just her body is out of proportion
She bought the XXXX-Large Booty Pop panties from a late night infomercial.
Vertical stripes, vertical stripes.
That caboose makes me want to break out in song!…..
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
It’s so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It’s just so big
I can’t believe it’s so round
It’s just out there
I mean, it’s gross
Look, she’s just so black
*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I’ve seen them dancin’
To hell with romancin’
She’s Sweat, Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I’m tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like’em round and big
And when I’m throwin a gig
I just can’t help myself
I’m actin like an animal
Now here’s my scandal
I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot’s in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I’m lookin’ at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won’t cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna –
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
A lot of pimps won’t like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I’d rather stay and play
Cuz I’m long and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain’t got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she’s 5’3″
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back
imagine finding jeans in that size!
Yeah!Those are African Trade Marks(ATM). Stripes or not I,I only see some negative comments but nothing close to poorly dressed!
she’s using balloons
Oh, whoa.
If this is real… well, that’s one sexy woman.
I’m a woman, and seeing her makes me want to turn into a man and do her from behind, haha.
This is definitely a Win.
it is quite obvious that there is 2 balloons in there , as you can see the shadow
All the white people are claiming photoshop. You guys need to see more black people. It’s real and I’ve seen bigger.
Incidentally, hip or butt fat doesn’t cause heart disease. So, you pancake butt, big-belly people can be envious for that too.
i cant believe that is real human ass
Stripes are not always your friend. Actually, usually not.
As a real man, I would be honored to handle a girl with a body like that! Va va voom! Her body shape is so the complete opposite of a man’s, and that folks is is 500% real woman. Jessica Rabbitism in effect. It’s one thing for this to not be your taste, but all the ardent opposition and wacky metaphors make me think some of these boys can’t handle that. Or perhaps those boys like the figure of other boys, who knows!
lol now I cant get Big Booty B**ches out of my head…..
I’m a black male and even I find that much ass is waaaay too much ass
What kinda moron walks around taking pics of strangers. We all should be scared!
there is such a thing as butt implants…not as popular as breast implants…but they do exist…
Wow, so the disproportionate women my male art school classmates draw really DO exist! I guess I’ll have to stop being so critical of their work now.
your goal should be to look like fallon
Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
Thats .. photoshop. LOL. but okay.