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Happy Fourth, my foxy fashion friends! I couldn’t find a picture of a bald eagle winning the World Cup, so here’s something that’s possibly even MORE patriotic: an Old Glory trucker ‘stache. Enjoy. I’ll be spending the day drinking that most American of drinks: the margarita. USA! USA!
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I inadvertently put my hand over my heart, but that’s because it seized from seeing such a ridiculous sight.
Oh God bless America. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m movin’ to Canada.
Cya!
Its amazing how patriotic some people can be! It just the other day that I saw someone strutting their stuff and modeling a paper bag pained to be a flag. (Needless to say the bag was not large enough for a wrap around)
It’s called a Fu Manchu…
(but in this case one could call it a Fu ManchUSA)
The official term is Freedom Moustache.
Um… sir? You have something in your mustache… right there… yeah, kind of all over it. Uh…have you been munching on a flag?!
ARRRRRR HAAWT
gotta be from the south.
Can’t be – has all his teeth!
Of course he is. People from the north hate their country.
Cool…
The most patriotic mustache EVAR… is still pretty stupid looking.
I don’t know if its the mustache that’s stupid(as you say) or is it the guy?
He’s an American. So, yeah: It’s the guy.
Hardy har har.
Chuck Norris is so patriotic, they made a flag just from the pattern in his beard…
my fumanchu makes his look small..it goes 2 inches below my jawline..it was 4 inches below my jawline before I cut it.
Something tells me that the number 4 figures into one of your other measurements.
no ,it would be 4 times 2 & if you want I will show you..
It’s not “poorlydressed people”, it’s an acute case of a “poorlymoustachioed cool dude”
Look at his moustache…..IN AMERICA!!!
You know margaritas are Mexican right? lol
And I thought the patriotically-dyed grown out mohawk (long part in the middle, red and white stripes; crewcut-length sides, blue with white stars) I saw at the grocery store on Saturday was terribly awesome!
I don’t see anything wrong with this
This is called poorly dressed, would you colour your mustache like that?
(If you have one)
Gather round ladies. Free mustache rides this 4th of July only!
Isnt a margarita a mexican drink?? Try a budwiser
which was brewed by a german
Woah, for a sec it looked like a caterpillar with marker on it! lol
The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning.
If he had just come from a NASCAR race on his Harley, I think I would have to kill him
srry im not ur friend becouse u made fun of me here
No, because I come from Canada- aka that country with all the fresh drinking water and peacekeepers
NO, we are not proud of Justin Bieber. Keep it to yourself.
there are no rlbprtaoee “toxic” effects, however, could there be a chance that this bacteria could be infectious to the human population? could it use other bacteria or allow viruses to infect humans or animals? we must be very very cautious in using “civil bio bugs” since we are just beginning to completely understand how bacteria and viruses interact with each other to effect and infect human and animal physiology.
I’m pretty sure this is my freshman geoenvironmental science teacher
I unconsciously lit up a lighter. O_o
That one made me glad I fought for my country in Iraq. I salute that man’s awesome face. If you don’t find that bad ass then kiss my ass.
THAT’S MY ENGRISH TEACHER.
or a marvelous doppelganger.
I agree with Sam. I love seeing random public displays of patriotic affection. LOVE THIS.
I’m fairly certain that’s a violation of the Flag Code and dishonors the flag.
I swear to god that this has to be my old boss.
This might have been great if it was dyed properly. But the sloppiness turns it into a failure.